THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: As I Lay Dying continues on without any non-Tim Lambesis band members and now Austrian Death Machine, somehow still around, is also left without any non-Tim members. / A study in arrested development, Alien Ant Farm and CKY are beefing! The girls are fighting! / Big anniversary celebrations for Papa Roach and The Phantom Menace remind us that it has been 25 years since childhood ended / We talk about a big tour coming to very small towns featuring nothing but red-blooded American (and Canadian) music pushing some kind of insidious political agenda. Lets dive into 90s radio country / Decapitated have decided, against better judgement, to try touring the US again. Be sure to stretch before lifting that oh-so-heavy pool table. Folks, it’s a show.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:
Gospel Tremors – Solicitor 

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Gospel Tremors – Solicitor

This week on Toilet Radio: Morbid Angel dropped off their own headlining tour to be replaced with I AM MORBID. What the fuck? That’s like L.A. Guns being replaced by one of a dozen different active L.A. Guns outfits. Also on this week’s show: We got a promotional email for an AI “metal band” that was generated entirely by a greasy fucking nerd typing with one hand. We dive into Pink Paradox and it’s disgusting! Also, a fake “occult doom” AI “band” managed to fool a bunch of outfits and hapless Bandcamp purchasers before their forgery was found. Folks, it’s a good one.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:
In Retrograde – Italian Disco

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We’re back to our regularly scheduled programming. This week on Toilet Radio: Election madness! Jon Schaffer managed to get a slap on the wrist for diming out all his Oathkeeper buddies so Iced Earth will surely return soon. As I Lay Dying has completely melted down and it’s all Tim Lambesis’ fault. Warped Tour* has returned and it sucks real bad man. We talk about SHELL SHOCK FEST, an ill-fated local fest that tried to use Kyle Rittenhouse as a star attraction and then immediately went to shit. Finally, we talk about Ash vs. Ronnie Radke in a battle of who sucks more. Folks, it is an episode.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:
Andy Gillion – Prophecy

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This week: Our final episode of The 2024 Halloween Spooktacular. We’re joined by returning champion Shayne Mathis to talk about Demons (1985), a movie about how much fun it is to skip school and go watch horror movies instead. For folks unfamiliar, Demons is a much-beloved Italian zombie flick that features the music of early Motley Crue, Saxon, Accept, and Billy Idol. It also features a much-beloved scene in which a guy rides a dirt bike around a movie theater chopping heads off with a sword. It rules. Join us as we talk about sleazy Italians, hidden horror gems, and big, mainstream coworker heavy metal. Folks, it’s a good one. Join us next week as we get back to your regularly scheduled making-fun-of-metal-guys content. Happy Halloween.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:
ZORN – GORN

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This week we’re joined by Dave from Earsplit PR and noise-favorites Gridfailure. Dave felt we were having way too much fun with lighthearted horror romps and decided that we need to get grimy and horrifying ASAP with a modern horror classic. We’re talking about 2011’s SINISTER. Join us as we put on Ethan Hawke’s acting sweater to talk about found-footage, black metal antagonists, Boards of Canada, and Ziggy Sobotka in this genuinely evil-ass motion picture. But that’s not all, we’re also talking about horror sequels, managing promotions for major bands, using found-sound for compositions, and lessons learned across a lifetime in horror and heavy metal. It’s a good one. Join us next week as we talk DEMONI with a very special guest.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:
Gridfailure – Blades and Arson Instead

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This week we’re joined by returning champion Maggie Serota to talk about 2014 action/horror cult classic The Guest. In his follow-up to 2013’s You’re Next, Adam Wingard imagines The Terminator and Halloween 3 through a lens of CW teen dramas and cocaine-infused beats. Scored by Zombi’s Steve Moore, The Guest offers a thrilling soundtrack to go along with the hyperviolence that results when a stranger comes to town and not all is as it seems. Folks, it is a good one. Join us next week as we watch Sinister (2012) with a very special guest.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:
Annie – Anthonio (Berlin Breakdown)

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We’re joined by Greg from Nefarious Industries to talk about Peter Jackson’s horror comedy classic, Dead Alive (or Braindead if you’re a Euro). Long before The Lord of the Rings, Peter trafficked in the grotesque and absurd to create low-budget pictures jam-packed with guts and goo. We talk about his most splatter-y early work here. But that’s not all, Greg tells us all about the mechanics of running a record label and touring with bands on $20 bucks a day. It’s a good one folks. Join us next week as we discuss The Guest (2014) with a very special… guest.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:
El Drugstore – Rural Ecstasy

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We’re kicking off the October Spooktacular, our month-long celebration of horror movies, with special guest Maddie (aka Beaver Mosh)! Maddie took some time off from interviewing cool metal bands to talk to us about one of her favorite horror movies – the OG in sci fi horror: Alien (1979). We’re talking about the movie that spawned a million sequels, spin-offs, comics, and video games. Does the Alien eat people or just kinda chew on them? Is Jonesy an android? What is the goopy white stuff dripping out of Ash? And finally, what happened to Ridley Scott? These questions and more explored on this week’s episode. Join us next week as we discuss Peter Jackson’s sublime Dead Alive with a very special guest.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:
Wormed – Protogod

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Oh god. Phil Labonte wrote an op-ed for Fox News about how society doesn’t value men. Join us as we engage with his arguments, discuss the implications of patriarchal decline, and otherwise attack the character, beliefs, and appearance of the author. We also spend a lil time talking about a smart tactical move by The Blood Brothers on their upcoming reunion tour, Power Trip* playing shows with Pantera*, and the inevitable return of Warped Tour. Folks, it’s a weird one.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:
Ritual Fog – Desolate Chasm

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Tim Lambesis and Alex Terrible team up for an awful new song about how much incarceration sucks, the latest in diminishing returns from the reformed As I Lay Dying. We also learned that Janes Addiction returned by means of Perry Farrell having an extremely funny on-stage meltdown. Dez from Coal Chamber and Devil Driver has made powerful enemies with medical staff, drummers. Unto Others (formerly Idle Hands) got dropped from their upcoming tour with WASP and we learned that WASP has violently stupid opinions about Arabs. Cryptopsy has some baffling new merchandise for us to gawk at and, finally, Sanguisugabogg should probably stop tweeting whatever dumb bullshit comes to mind. Folks, it’s a good one.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:
Pøltergeist – Children of the Dark

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This week on Toilet Radio: We learn that right-wing media company Tenet Media, may be doing a little light treason with the help of Tim Pool, Phil Labonte, and the Russian government. Whoops! Also, At the Drive In’s Cedric Bixler-Zavala is going to war with Scientology and, by extension, Linkin Park’s new vocalist. Wes Eisgold of Cold Cave and American Nightmare is suing the WWE and Cody Rhodes for trademark infringement and we discuss fun new wrestling angles to cover the lawsuit. Happy 9/11. Folks, it’s a good one.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:
Mammoth Grinder – Undying Spectral Resonance

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