This week on Toilet Radio: We’re going through the most excellent lineup of this year’s Hell’s Heroes, a celebration of old school heavy metal going down in Houston this spring. We’re also getting into the audacious response Steffen Kummerer of Obscura had for former members accusing him of stealing riffs without credit. New vid dropped of Tim Lambesis abusing his dog and his ex-wife accusing him of domestic abuse; he is who we’ve always said he is. A blast from the past: Upon a Burning Body and King 810 are touring together. What year is it??? SeeYouSpaceCowboy lost their vocalist because the rest of the band just had to jump on a tour with the abusers/laptop thieves in Dance Gavin Dance. Finally, Exodus switched vocalists again to the overwhelming apathy of everyone. Folks, it’s a good one.

Music featured on this show:
Night Cobra – In Mortal Danger

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This week on Toilet Radio: Insect Warfare is BACK (in the worst way possible). Ronnie Radke and Alex Terrible are using the abject misery of the LA fires as inspiration for the worst song you’ve ever heard. Obscura ripped off a former member by using his music on their new album without credit, receipts included. Whoops! Also on this show: Jordan interviews Justin Foley of Killswitch Engage to talk about the possibility of going jazz odyssey on the new album, getting together to write new music after a long break and a global pandemic, and getting a Master’s degree in percussion and trying to write music with musicians that don’t know theory. The guys also talk about recording metal songs off the radio onto a cassette and the continued pleas for Blood Has Been Shed to play shows again. It’s a good one, folks.

Music featured on this show:
Killswitch Engage – Irreversal

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This week on Toilet Radio: This week: Chris Kael of Five Finger Death Punch tries his hand at standup / Karl Sanders had his faith in humanity restored by pickle ball / Patrick Mameli of Pestilence has been quietly simmering with rage about light pushback he received for using AI album art and now he’s gonna make it your problem / Nevermore* is coming back and Jeff Loomis failed to loop a few folks in about that. Let’s all send our Warrel Dane replacement audition tapes in right now / The new All That Remains album is gonna be called Antifragile, is surely not another softboy metal core album about being a sad, middle-aged man / We take a look at the lineup for Milwaukee Metal Fest 2025 and argue over which bands should be placed higher on the billing. Folks, it’s a good one.

Music featured on this show:
Noctambulist – Aderlater

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Happy new year, welcome back to Toilet Radio. This week: We offer our predictions for the world of metal and the world in general in 2025. Who gonna perform at the Trump inauguration? Who gonna die? Who gonna suffer crippling financial defeat? / Sumerian Records bought The Hard Times and now you get to see what happens when a fun little side hustle becomes a massive burden. / RIP to the Punk Rock MBA, you were a huge creep. / Alice In Chains, among other artists, got fat stacks of free covid cash. Then they left a longtime crew member to die without financial support. Dark! Folks, it’s a good one.

Music featured on this show:
Vultures Vengeance – Those Who Sold The World

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On this very special Christmas edition of Toilet Radio: I get all riled up and bitter because Liquid Death managed to go viral again. Great. Attila’s rebrand attempt after an aborted tour featuring multiple sexual abusers is a deeply confusing proletarian campaign. Phil Labonte wants to privatize the mail for reasons even he doesn’t understand. BUT THEN: Me and Jordan give each other silly gifts and enjoy the spirit of the season. Pour up some cocoa and gather the family ’round the fire so that I can swear at you all about having to work today.

Music featured on this show:
Old Nick – A Heart Blacker Than Coal

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This week on Toilet Radio: We know what the you weirdos like. Blood Incantation is gonna be on almost every best-of 2024 list from here to Calcutta. But what of the mainstream? What do the normies listen to? We analyzed the data and found the 22 most streamed rock and/or heavy metal songs on YouTube in the year of our lord 2024. Sure, you can always count on a crummy Bad Omens or a Disturbed song to show up on these lists. But this year we’ve got a bunch of unpleasant new surprises. Join us as we listen to 22 mainstream hits for your listening pleasure. We’ve been doing this show every year for quite a while so we can make an educated statement that this is by far the worst year for mainstream music in at least a decade. Prepare yourself.

Music featured on this show:
Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension

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This week on Toilet Radio: Joe and Jordan break down our favorite songs of 2024. It was a good ass year for goth rock, rockin’ death metal, and rockin’ in general. We examine our picks and invite you to walk with us, rock with us. Also on this show: more horror stories from the ER, We found the guy behind “all-girl AI metal band” Pink Paradox due to him harassing us way too much, and we talk about some of our other favorite metal moments of the year. If you like any of the music here, stab any of the handy links below to purchase the full record because everything here is a straight up jammer.

Music featured on this show:
Pøltergeist – Children of the Dark
Cemetery Skyline – Violent Storm
Sabïre – Call Me Bastard
Blitzkid – Werwulf 
Chapel of Disease – A Death Though No Loss
Sonja – Discretion for the Generous

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This week on Toilet Radio: Jake E Lee isn’t afraid of anything, including the guy that shot him multiple times. Tim Lambesis was caught on video acting violent and insane towards his wife. He responds by saying that he is a victim and this is is all HER fault, actually. SHOCKING. Sick New World tried to put dozens of bands on a one day fest and pay 10 million dollars to Metallica and Linkin Park. In related news, Sick New World Fest is cancelled. The Dead Boys and Cleopatra Records attempted to get their now-former singer to do vocals that would be replaced by an AI-Stiv Bators. To hell with these robots, man. Finally, Ronnie Radke has an all-time meltdown while streaming Minecraft, is no longer welcome in Austria.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:
Mean Mistreater –Killer Red

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Rockville, Rockville, U-S-A! This week we’re combing through what is now the largest rock and metal fest in the United States – Welcome to Rockville in Daytona, Florida. They’ve got it all! Hardcore, radio rock, legacy metal, insane clowns, butt rock, and so much more. Join us as we rapid-fire judge about a million and a half bands. Also, Linkin Park is back, and you can read all about it in Dianetics. We’re talking about their world tour, new album, and all the opening bands that shredded their credibility for the opportunity. Folks, it’s a good one.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:
Gutless – Beyond the Catacombs

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THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: As I Lay Dying continues on without any non-Tim Lambesis band members and now Austrian Death Machine, somehow still around, is also left without any non-Tim members. / A study in arrested development, Alien Ant Farm and CKY are beefing! The girls are fighting! / Big anniversary celebrations for Papa Roach and The Phantom Menace remind us that it has been 25 years since childhood ended / We talk about a big tour coming to very small towns featuring nothing but red-blooded American (and Canadian) music pushing some kind of insidious political agenda. Lets dive into 90s radio country / Decapitated have decided, against better judgement, to try touring the US again. Be sure to stretch before lifting that oh-so-heavy pool table. Folks, it’s a show.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:
Gospel Tremors – Solicitor 

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Gospel Tremors – Solicitor

This week on Toilet Radio: Morbid Angel dropped off their own headlining tour to be replaced with I AM MORBID. What the fuck? That’s like L.A. Guns being replaced by one of a dozen different active L.A. Guns outfits. Also on this week’s show: We got a promotional email for an AI “metal band” that was generated entirely by a greasy fucking nerd typing with one hand. We dive into Pink Paradox and it’s disgusting! Also, a fake “occult doom” AI “band” managed to fool a bunch of outfits and hapless Bandcamp purchasers before their forgery was found. Folks, it’s a good one.

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Music featured on this ‘sode:
In Retrograde – Italian Disco

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