No, you idiot, I said sell Rakhmonov! SELL Rakhmonov! Sell, sell, sell!

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What if Rudy sacked the quarterback and everyone booed.

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What if we both get worse in different ways but at exactly the same rate? Could be fun.

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Keep things I disagree with out of sports. 

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I feel so alone, gonna end up a big old pile of them bones.

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A solid card in which everyone except Brandon Moreno came out looking slightly worse.

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A little crunchier than Volkanovski, but tasty nonetheless.

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Ilia Topuria has a lot to prove if he wants to find his place in the greatest championship lineage in MMA history.

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Wait... was this thing not plugged in?

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It turns out chess matches don't have to suck. Nobody tell Joe Rogan.

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Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about Alex Pereira?

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