What with Merab Dvalishvili's internal combustion engine and Islam Makhachev's positronic brain, it looks like curtains for humanity.

January has been one hell of a chaotic month for sumo. Miguel Class returns to break down the action in the latest episode of Heavy Henka: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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My dead body don't burn it, don't bury it just leave it in the field and with it, fill the belly of some hungry dog

Sumo is back for January, and Connor and Miguel Class will be breaking it down in this season of Heavy Henka: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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Shit man, I'm not even going to apologize for how late this is. This shit took forever. I'm going to go to sleep now.

Sumo is back for January, and Connor and Miguel Class will be breaking it down in this season of Heavy Henka: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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Back at last after a long (and not entirely planned) holiday break, this week on Heavy Hands we've got the GOAT himself back to talk about a heavyweight fight that doesn't even suck. 

Our boy Hoshoryu looked like yokozuna material this tournament, but fellow ozeki Kotozakura was even better. Sumo talk in the latest episode of Heavy Henka with Miguel Class: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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No, you idiot, I said sell Rakhmonov! SELL Rakhmonov! Sell, sell, sell!

Our boy Hoshoryu looked like yokozuna material this tournament, but fellow ozeki Kotozakura was even better. Sumo talk in the latest episode of Heavy Henka with Miguel Class: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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What if Rudy sacked the quarterback and everyone booed.

Our boy Hoshoryu looked like yokozuna material this tournament, but fellow ozeki Kotozakura was even better. Sumo talk in the latest episode of Heavy Henka with Miguel Class: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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What if we both get worse in different ways but at exactly the same rate? Could be fun.

SUMO TALK. New episode of Heavy Henka with Miguel Class on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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Keep things I disagree with out of sports. 

Talking more shit about Bo Nickal and glazing Jim Miller on our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

To all those pitying Michael Chandler: NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/to-all-those-pitying-michael-chandler?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true 

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I feel so alone, gonna end up a big old pile of them bones.

Heavy Henka returns soon! Join Connor and Miguel Class in appreciating the beauty of fat bodies, and also the sport of sumo: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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A solid card in which everyone except Brandon Moreno came out looking slightly worse.

Magomed Ankalaev accidentally had a fun fight and Shara Bullet delivered a stunning contender for Worst KO of the Year. Our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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A little crunchier than Volkanovski, but tasty nonetheless.

Magomed Ankalaev accidentally had a fun fight and Shara Bullet delivered a stunning contender for Worst KO of the Year. Our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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