Keep things I disagree with out of sports. 

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I feel so alone, gonna end up a big old pile of them bones.

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A solid card in which everyone except Brandon Moreno came out looking slightly worse.

Magomed Ankalaev accidentally had a fun fight and Shara Bullet delivered a stunning contender for Worst KO of the Year. Our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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A little crunchier than Volkanovski, but tasty nonetheless.

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Ilia Topuria has a lot to prove if he wants to find his place in the greatest championship lineage in MMA history.

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Wait... was this thing not plugged in?

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It turns out chess matches don't have to suck. Nobody tell Joe Rogan.

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Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about Alex Pereira?

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Daniel Dubois defeated Anthony Joshua in a shocking upset, but what does that matter when the UFC is going to France!

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What could be better than two of the dullest, most one-sided title fights in recent memory? How about two dull, one-sided title fights... with LIGHTS!

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The UFC commemorates Mexican Independence Day with a fight between an American and a Georgian, brought to you by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

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