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Originally recorded 01.06.25

Ryan truth bombs Andy about the clothing brand London Fog then there’s some scary fog talk. Then the boys talk about facial recognition. Then they talk about a new scientific study that links brain power to taking lots of dumps. Then Ryan breaks down how he warms up for “fun” accents and travels the globe with different accent versions of “ohh ohhh mmm”. Speaking of fun, Andy loses weight in a fun new way. Then the boys dump all over Amtrack compared to European high speed rail. Then they create another law firm where the lawyers try to submit homemade sex tapes as important evidence. Then there’s some Henry Kissinger talk that got us in trouble. You’ll love it. Then they talk Military Grade Burger King deployment. Then the boys break down the entire fondue menu for The Melting Pot and reveal some insane offerings.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest O’Neill gets screwed on his flight to Poland so badly his entire vacation is basically free. The boys have an important announcement. Andy gets over the flu and has a dream about Green Mile 2 with a shocking final scene. Then Ryan educates Andy on film watching etiquette. After, Ryan recounts nearly beating the hell out of his nephew in a series escalating Punch Buggy No Punch Backs. Andy and his daughter do a Buldak spicy noodle challenge. Then Ryan tries to come up with a gay Wolverine idea but it doesn’t make sense. Then the boys talk Kings of Tupelo and presidential psychics. Then Aaron gets taken for a ride with the promise of free breakfasts. Then Ryan talks about insane Polish  street signs.

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest 

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest 

Originally recorded on 12.03.24

Ryan shuts down Andy’s Rowdy Uncle Ronnie’s Rude and Raunchy Christmas. Then he rips apart Andy’s new breath strip and insists he begin nose workouts. A concerned fan reaches out about Ryan’s violent behavior and it gets spooky and funny. Then they cover the history of Presidential Pardons. After that they uncover an amazing social media scandal that involves one of Aaron’s favorite accounts!

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A church in Sweden uses AI for confessions, Ryan fumes about a woman trying to bring her own protein bars to a wedding, and Andy plays a farting kid video that the boys berate him for possibly being fake. O’Neill’s rude neighbors bring their rudeness to the movie theater, the world’s first Polish super car is revealed , and fat hunters are dying of heart attacks across America. Then Ryan blows the lid off a crooked urologist. Then the boys talk Christmas presents for religious people. Finally the boys write a new chapter of the Bible, Pizzarinthians.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy can’t get his penis to sit still in his pants and he’s not a fan of a certain of wrestler’s rubber bands. Then they come up with a condiment based super hero show. Then O’Neill finds out something very “wicked” and watches fake documentaries on a blank tv . Andy debates Ryan on the appeal of giant women. Then the boys find out about cloning wooly mammoths and intelligently debate the ethics of cloning. Andy reveals his aversion to stupid people and how he thinks he can “catch it”. Then O’Neill tries to convince Andy that he has an 88 IQ. Then they talk about the bags of shredded million dollar bills they used to sell. O’Neill pranks a company as Garrison Keillor . Then Andy torments O’Neill with clips from “Jamaican Me Horny”. Then the boys come up with a children’s science show. O’Neill has to go to bed with soap all over him. Then Andy’s neighbors get revenge on an awful person. 

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest Aaron gives us the green light as we come out of the booth swinging hard, then he hits us with a grill cheese recipe that leaves O’Neill speechless. Andy talks about some good old Christian butt banging that was sweeping his community. Then they go back to the old well of ballsack deodorant. O’Neill creates a puppet to keep people from sitting next to him on a flight. Andrew talks about the “r-word” in Three Ninjas. O’Neill starts a third political party and doesn’t know what mitochondria does. Then the boys create dating websites site ideas for pure business $$$$$. We’re talking amazing business ideas this episodes. Ryan does some amazing contrarian bull crap that enrages Andy.  Then they create a dopamine replenishment program that would make Dr. Huberman jealous. Then they break the glass ceiling forever with a new economic model that will revolutionize the world.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Quincy Jones leaves the world with some incredible quotes. Andy has an incredible update on his traumatic past. O’Neill eats brake dust grown basil then he fantasies about pushing people over who are taking dumps in the wilderness. Andy puts his pants in the oven while Arron puts his pants in the freezer. Then Andy wants to take out a life insurance policy on O’Neill because he keeps doing dangerous stuff. Then Ryan has a bone to pick with Transcendental Mediation and Andy’s friend gets a heck of deal on mantras. Then the boys unpack Tucker Carlson’s bed demon and how to use the “demon defense” for cheating. Then Ryan unpacks the darkness behind Jeepers Creepers. Then the police come for a jury duty dodger.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The boys toy with the idea of telemarketing their own podcast. This leads to O’Neill remembering starting a grease fire when he was kid because he was on the phone with a telemarketer. Then Aaron recounts a telemarketing nightmare call. Then Andrew parties with a 60 year old professor and O’Neill does not think this guy ruled even though Andy did. Then Andy learns harpsichord. Then Andy talks real life hobbits as O’Neill tries to remember hobbit names and can’t.  O’Neill doesn’t care about scientific discoveries and this infuriates Andy. Then O’Neill and Andy get into an epic argument about “what’s better than the Opera”. Then O’Neill tells a classic story about a chain link fence. Then the boys come up with catch phrase for increasing the birth rate.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Ryan taunts Andy with 2012 Los Angeles home prices. Then Ryan talks about the organ thief conspiracy facing hospitals while Andy talks about how to measure fat guy’s inseam. Then Andy wants to work out at dude’s only naked gym but he can’t seem to sell O’Neill on the idea. Then they talk about how showing the b-hole is the ultimate path to financial freedom. Then Andy f’s up a friend’s joke he’s trying to plug. Then they talk about how gross wearing sneakers inside during the 80’s and 90’s was. The gang read’s Elbert’s Freddy Got Fingered review and lose it at how mad it made Ebert. Then O’Neill brags about eating French cookies that only have 4 grams of sugar in them. Then O’Neill borrows one of Andy’s DvD and sticks it in a toaster. Then the boys come up with an idea for medicine that works BETTER when you drink and O’Neill talks about how bad old people blew it.