This week’s episode is GUARANTEED to make your a$$ hit the flo’ with giggles. The empty girlfriends got to probe the heart & mind of the hilarious L.A. based comedian (via Georgia)...Caleb Synan! We talk wooing, codependency & contractual long-term relationships. Caleb is a good friend of the Denver Comedy scene and a sweetheart to boot. Watch his Conan set & follow him of the socials: @calebsynan

DAMN this week's episode got HOLY with our utterly adorable, totally hilarious and GENUINE GOOD GUY guest, John Tole! A new Denver transplant, yet an old Denver Comedy friend, the hilarious comedian John Tole takes the Empty Girlfriends on an epic journey through finding the LITERAL FUCKING "ONE" via faith & trust. WHAT?!? Then we top it off by helping a woman compassionately open the horizons of her marriage after an experiment with a threesome that had her husband wondering, "Do I like the D a little TOO much...?" And finally, Empty GF Mommy (Haley) returns after a long heartbreak hiatus & couldn't be happier to be scream-laughing with EGF Daddy (Buches) again. <3 Check out John Tole's newest comedy album (of 5!) on iTunes or SoundCloud: 'Preexisting Condition' XOXOXO

This week on EG we have the wonderful Elise Kerns! We talk to Elise about the experience of having a comedian for a parent and how it is to be new and also veteran in Denver comedy. Elise also fills us in on the risks and romance of lesbian relationships. Listen up Empty Gfer's this is a good one! You can follow Elise on social median @elisealfredkerns. Enjoy! 

New Denver transplant, Mike Stanley, is finally off the road and into the Empty Girlfriend Podcastuary. Today we talk about what love is like for a traveling comedian. We touch on the dangers of breaking up at Burning Man and we hear about one of the craziest tinder wins of all time. Follow Mike on twitter @MikeStanley1 and check him out on The Food Network on Food: Fact or Fiction? Enjoy, BBs!

Hot out of the Sexpot podcastuary we have the official winner of the 2017 Comedy Works New Faces Contest Harris Alterman! We sit down and talk with one of Denver's best up and coming comedians about long distance relationships, making time for love in comedy, and we decide when its best to make your girlfriend homeless. Christie is going through a lot of ambiguous emotions during this episode and Harris avoids them like Tom Cruise in a laser maze. Sorry for the break, but EG is back and we can't wait for you to listen. Enjoy! 

On this episode of Empty Girlfriend we are so excited to bring you KS1075 Radio Personality Rosa Jad! This bitch right here is the most motivating person I have ever met. She knows what she wants and in this episode she will tell you all about it. Rosa talks about working up the ranks of the radio station by being a "yes man". She teaches Christie how to play the game and she gives some amazing insight on what its like to be a modern Muslim woman in America. I LOVE THIS EPISODE AND YOU WILL TOO! Check out Rosa every weekday on KS1075 and follow her on twitter @rosa_jad!

This week Empty Girlfriend FINALLY has the amazing Timmi Lasley, Denver comedian and talent manager of The Comedy RoomRoom on the podcast.  After years of building bridges and burning them down Christie and Timmi are ready to hash it out. On this episode we discuss the evolution of Denver's best alt comedy venue, what it used to be like to be a female comic in Denver, and we discuss the best dick in Denver. Timmi also discusses the intricacies of having an open relationship and all the work it requires. You can follow Timmi on twitter @timmitown and follow her comedy venue @comedyroomroom. Settle in, Empties. This is a good one.  

EG is SOOOOOOOOOO excited to bring you our 100th Episode featuring Sean Jordan! You might have seen this sweet South Dakota boy featured on Doug Loves Movies and his own podcast All Fantasy Everything. On this episode of EG we talk about Sean's Natal Chart, the disappointment of his first open mic, and the emotional roller-coaster of meeting Atmosphere. You can check out all Sean's tour dates at his website. Follow Shim on twitter @SeanSJordan. Enjoy!

EG is finally back!!! And we are bringing NY's best mountain man Brett Hiker, to the podcastuary. Colorado Native, Brett Hiker is the host of the travelling drinking game Comedians Power Hour and we are happy to get him on the pod to talk about Polyamory, huge hogs, and the secret mental powers of Viagra! Follow Brett online @BrettHiker to catch him rolling around the USA in his drunk wagon. Enjoy babies! We're glad to be back! 

This week we have the hilarious Aubrey Jacobowitz visiting the mile high from LA! In this episode we check on our new Empty Girlfriends Aubrey and Haley and we discuss what it takes to be recruited into the Vagina Vigilantes. Other topics include figuring out how to make money without leaving your bed as well as how difficult it is to date when you're a very sexual but very sick bitch. Join us in our post Crom Festival hangovers and fill up on empty! Follow Aubrey @femmist on twitter and find her at shows all over LA! 

EGF Co-Host/Mommy Haley is now more empty and less of a girlfriend than ever. This episode takes you & EGF Daddy (Christie) through her recent journey from being sexually assaulted two month ago, her stay at an Acute Psych Ward in Los Angeles, her biggest break-up yet, being diagnosed with Bi-Polar disorder, discovering the disease of alcoholism within, and the lead-up to shaving her head (and her brief "I-Am-A-Tiger" phase). It's a very intimate conversation freckled with intermittent outbursts of laughter throughout, leaning on humor as a coping mechanism as per the EGF usual. We hope Haley's self-care path gives you some inspiration to continue along your own, to speak up, or at least laugh into that empty void for little while together. We love you from the bottom our weird, winding, wistful hearts. Suffer with dignity, we are warriors of compassion.