In which we remember the end of the world, lots of shit talk, even more shower talk, old people, racism, and of course our dicks. (Song Intro: The boys are back in town by Thin Lizzy)

Where we discuss summer vacations, museums, penny pinching relatives, digging up dead hookers, fleshlights, and shark attacks.

Where Barack obama antichrist, farting, tuna fish perfume is invented, and midgets. (Song Intro: Fly like an eagle by Steve Miller Band) (Song Outro: I get off by Halestorm) (Note: We do not own any of the rights to any of the music played in the podcast)

Where someone finds something interesting on a bike ride, boring church camp, getting drunk for the first time, the existence of the triple kayak is discovered, and tales of NJ. (Song Intro: Intergalactic by The Beastie Boys) (Song Outro: I love babies by Papa Roach) (Note: We do not own any of the rights to any of the music played in the podcast)

Where metal is discussed at a great length, death by port-a-potty, and defensive puking. (Song Intro: Last caress by Metallica) (Song Outro: Mutha'uckas by Flight of the Concords) (Note: We do not own any of the rights to any of the music played in the podcast)

Where somebody almost gets fired, we rate each other, talk of attraction, and PORN. (Song Intro: Snot by Snot) (Song Outro: Take me out by Franz Ferdinand)(Note: We do not own any of the rights to any of the music played in the podcast)

where someone is very tired, talk of magic, random boners, a special hobby, OCD, bitches that cheat, and only going anal. (Song Intro: The phuncky feel one by Cypress Hill) (Song Outro: Against by Sepultura) (Note: We do not own any of the rights to any of the music played in the podcast)

Where there is talk of a lesbian, popsicles and cotton candy, saving our lives, Mark Henry, and the movie theater trick. (Song Intro: Flathead by The Fratellis) (Note: We do not own any of the rights to any of the music played in the podcast)

where smoking cigars, weed, and crack is mentioned, sexuality is questioned, a 20 year old virgin is revealed, tales of club 313, and an unexpected first kiss (Song Intro: Jump by Van Halen) (Song Outro: We didn't start the fire by Billy Joel) (Note: We do not own any of the rights to any of the music played in the podcast) (Note: sound quality is a little scratchy due to poor microphone but stories are too good to let go. better microphone for next episodes used.)