Hey squirt-nation, be sure to check out Nikki's new podcast, You Up w/ Nikki Glaser made from the best stuff of her SiriusXM radio show on Comedy Central Radio. Come join us, won't you? SUBSCRIBE NOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/you-up-with-nikki-glaser/id1399714847 ... Nikki loves to know about dating and relationships. Here's a collection of stories from a variety of guests. Friend of the show Andrew Collin is in to navigate through the podcast. SUBSCRIBE NOW for the best stuff from You Up w/ Nikki Glaser and listen every Monday thru Thursday at 10am Eastern/7am Pacific on Comedy Central Radio, SiriusXM, channel 95! 679916

Nikki Glaser and Tom Thakkar now have a podcast made from the best stuff from their SiriusXM radio show on Comedy Central Radio (ch 95). Subscribe now to get a condensed version of their funniest moments and their best interviews! Come join us, won't you? Available on on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Squirt, Squirt!

The future of the podcast is up in the air so make sure to follow Nikki on Twitter for more information. No politician writes their own joke. Everyone talks about the new iPhone update and all the fun ways to use the confetti function. It's time for everyone's favorite game show "Judge Dan's Text!" and Dan talks about his new job. Brian went to a wedding, still didn't dance, but he did realize the terrifying truth about having children. The gang tells you how easy it is to murder a comedian. Spoiler alert, they talk about the Amanda Knox documentary. Nikki breaks up with her therapist.

The fashion police are back! Brian went to Disneyland with Nikki's boyfriend and Andy Lee. They talk about how normies treat famous people. Dan went on his silent retreat with a bunch of wacky characters and he didn't get laid, but he did learn some things. How much money do you need in order to be happy? Listen and find out! Also Nikki took an expensive course, but she'll tell you how to do transcendental meditation for free. Later, It's car crash story time. Brian got free apples and Nikki poses a thoughtful question.