Sam and Ming podcast from the Asbury Park Boardwalk and talk about the correlation between countries who lose a war and how weird their porn is. Also: Adventures - or non-adventures in Atlantic City and Scottsdale, AZ. Ming has a hard decision to make.

Sam Q rings in the new year by falling asleep. Ming notices some very suspicious activity on the podcast studio security cameras. Sam may or may not had fun at Trader Joes.

Sam Q returns to update on her life and times including her dog and some deathbed promises. Ming gives her a warm welcome back.

Sam and Ming talk about New Years past and present. Samantha returns to the online dating profiles and chronicles the best and worst (mainly worst). Ming heads to LA and saves an entire office building from flood and fire.

Sam and Ming are joined by surprise special guest Jeremy Schneider to talk Antartican beef jersey, Atlantic City, the dating app Bumble, the holidays, Ready Player One and new tattoos.

Ming points out to Sam Q that she is technically homeless. Ming tries not to drink until the end of the year (and fails, duh,) Casualties in the war between Doritos and potato chips.

Samantha Q chronicles her latest dating disaster which culminated with an eviction in Thanksgiving Day. Ming shake this head in disbelief

Sam Q and Ming come up with a couple ideas for hit movies. Sam turns ultra-hipster and hangs in Brooklyn. Ming is encouraged to delete Uber by someone who rarely uses it.

Sam Q finds an old friend at a crappy house party and sparks fly. Ming receives his belated Christmas present and sees a nearly topless woman in Houston.

Sam Q is described as a little black rain cloud in a twister of negativity. Ming gets hit on - literally - at a recent holiday party

Sam Q demands an explanation for her horrible 2016. Ming wonders where all the cookies pics are. Sam Q calls Ming old and talks about the other Victoria's Secret