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Strange Fairy Tales

Mark Schenfisch

Have you ever wanted to know about taxidermists making guinea pig salt and pepper shakers (with the help of their fairy godmothers)? Stinky young women attending a soccer ball (with the help of their fairy godmothers)? Not-so-smart people discovering the true meaning of their silly name (with the help of their fairy godmothers)? If you're thinking: "Hey, it's like that guy can see inside my brain!" this is the podcast for you. Subtle and not so subtle humor, strange sound effects, weird plot lines, and fairy godmothers, this is THE MOST AWESOME PODCAST IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! MUA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!! Ok, anyway, I'm serious. This is an awesome podcast.................. so listen to it! Please note, this is what I like to call a "storycast". It goes in chronological order. Please listen to either episode 1 or episode 7 first.

  • Strange Fairy Tales 23: "Hoplon Cassidy" (The Musical)
    This is the twenty-third episode of the podcast Strange Fairy Tales.
    The cast of characters includes:
    • An Athenian warrior!
    • A plotting rival with an Italian accent!
    • A nameless maiden!
    • An annoying co-worker!
    • AND MORE!!!!!
    The set-up for further nonsense includes:
    • ...

    We're sorry, but the requested information, if given, breaches the "Strange Fairy Tales Security Act of 2010". You'll just have to listen to the podcast to find out...

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    If you want to make your own podcast, I advise this site here. It is very helpful, and contains video tutorials on how to go about making your podcast. The only downside is that it was made in 2005, and there are some small changes to the websites listed.

    5 April 2010, 11:08 pm
  • Strange Fairy Tales 22 IN ENGLISH
    Good day to you out there. Oh ye non-spanish-speakers... Per the Scriptwriter's idea, we are posting a translation of episode 22 so that everyone may enjoy it. Here goes:
    NARRATOR: Hello, and welcome to the twenty-second episode of the podcast Strange Fairy Tales. The story for today is "La Llorona Cabra". If you haven't realized yet, we are speaking entirely in Spanish today.
    FRED: What? We're speaking in Spanish? Oh dear, I can't speak Spanish.
    SCRIPTWRITER: For today you can, Fred. Just read the script and everything will be fine.
    FRED: Oh, like this?
    SCRIPTWRITER: Yes. Very good.
    FRED: But what about all the listeners who don't speak Spanish?
    SCRIPTWRITER: That's a good point. Well, they can pick up a new language. It's good for them you know.
    NARRATOR: True, but Scriptwriter, until that point they won't be able to understand this episode.
    SCRIPTWRITER: Ok, well we'll type up a translation and put it on the website. (and you already know the URL otherwise you wouldn't be here!) Continue Narrator.
    NARRATOR: Of course. Unfortunately, our story can not be very funny today, because we have a serious problem. Well, someone has a serious problem... A little while ago, we recieved information about a very strange crime. It seemed to be both a robbery and a murder. A goat told us that one day, she sent her kids to play in the park. This was usual for them, and it didn't worry their mom. But when the kids didn't return, she knew something was wrong. She called the police, and they discovered that the little goats were still in the park... with no blood. They were still living, but they were a little pale, and couldn't move an inch! The mother was very troubled. Her kids were nothing but empty shells.
    FRED: Poor things. Imagine what it would be like to have no blood!
    EX-GENERAL: Yeah. I am sure that I would feel jealous of snakes who always slither through cities. Without blood, I could no longer dream of--
    SCRIPTWRITER: Stop! Stop! Stop! These S's are stupid! Seriously, every single sentence you say is saturated with S's!
    EX-GENERAL: Sorry.
    TOUCAN SAM: Sounds like someone's sensitive.
    SCRIPTWRITER: AAAARGH!
    NARRATOR: Hey, calm down Scriptwriter. Let's not forget that you wrote the script.
    SCRIPTWRITER: Good point. Well, shall we stop stalling, and start?
    NARRATOR: Sure. The goat discovered that the police didn't have any suspects, or any clues. She wandered the countryside for months on end, crying forcefully. In some cities, she became known as "La Llorona Cabra" because she cried so much. Finally, she realized that she could ask us for help. She thought that we would be able to help her. Scriptwriter, what do you think?
    SCRIPTWRITER: We should help. Perhaps we can find the thief! Let's invite him to the office.
    NARRATOR: Do you think he will come?
    SCRIPTWRITER: I don't know, but we don't lose anything for trying. Ahem. IF YOU ARE LISTENING, WOULD YOU COME TO THE OFFICE? PRETTY PLEASE? Thief, oh thief!
    NARRATOR: Dun dun DUUUUUN! We will continue after these messages.
    **We're sorry, the text for the advertisement could not be located. Please learn Spanish and try again.**
    SCRIPTWRITER: Thief, oh thief!
    FRED: ... Oh dear, it's Harley and Barley!
    SCRIPTWRITER: Have you come to confess to the crime?
    EX-GENERAL: They're always trouble.
    TOUCAN SAM: It's true.
    SCRIPTWRITER: Silence! They speak:
    HARLEY: The man with the hat sent us.
    NARRATOR: The man with the hat? Where?
    BARLEY: He told us many amusing stories.
    NARRATOR: Did you commit the crime or not?
    HARLEY&BARLEY: Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
    SCRIPTWRITER: Did you have a motive?
    BARLEY: We eat turtles tonight!
    HARLEY: They will be very good, huh?
    BARLEY: YEAH! I am happy.
    SCRIPTWRITER: Turtles are very delicious, but you should steal things from innocent people.
    POLICEMAN: Open the door!
    HARLEY: Oh no! It's the police!
    BARLEY: The police? Nooooooooooooo!
    POLICEMAN: Yes, I am a policeman....
    HARLEY: We're innocent! The man with the hat sent us!
    BARLEY: We didn't mean to hurt anyone! It was he!
    NARRATOR: Who?
    BARLEY: THE MAN RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
    CHUPACABRA: Hello. They call me the Chupacabra. For months, I have waited for someone to discover that I am the thief! Yes, I have the blood!
    POLICEMAN: You're under arrest. ... Aaahh! ... Come here.
    CHUPACABRA: I don't think I will.
    POLICEMAN: Sir, would you please come here?

    CHUPACABRA: No.
    POLICEMAN: I would arrest you, but you have very sharp claws.
    CHUPACABRA: Oh, thank you.
    NARRATOR: Pardon me. Perhaps you could release el Chupacabra into our custody. We have a job offer for him.
    POLICEMAN: That's OK. But I have to arrest those bumblebees.
    HARLEY: Again? I don't like jail.
    BARLEY: I don't like jail either. Let's go Harley!
    FRED: They're gone!
    POLICEMAN: Today is not a good day. Poor policeman. Oh well, I will search for the bumblebees. Goodbye!
    NARRATOR: Mr. Chupacabra, would you like to be the Foreign Relations Man of Strange Fairy Tales?
    CHUPACABRA: I would love to. ... On behalf of Strange Fairy Tales: You may now clap.


    Tada! Thank you for coming, etc. etc.
    -The Manager and Technological Supervisor of Strange Fairy TalesFred
    15 December 2009, 5:33 am
  • Strange Fairy Tales 22: "La Llorona Cabra"
    Ésto es el episodio veintidós de la podcast Strange Fairy Tales.

    El elenco de personajes:
    • Los dos abejorros!
    • El hombre con el sombrero!
    • Una policía que está tenido día muy mal!
    • Y MÁS!!!!!

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    If you want to make your own podcast, I advise this site     here. It is very helpful, and contains video tutorials on how to go about making your podcast. The only downside is that it was made in 2005, and there are some small changes to the websites listed.
    15 December 2009, 4:44 am
  • Strange Fairy Tales 21: "The Princess and the Wii"
    This is the twenty-first episode of the podcast Strange Fairy Tales.

    The cast of characters includes:

    • A Literary Device!
    • A Mattress Selling Prince!
    • The BUMBLEBEE DUO!!!!
    • And MORE!!!!!

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    If you want to make your own podcast, I advise this site here. It is very helpful, and contains video tutorials on how to go about making your podcast. The only downside is that it was made in 2005, and there are some small changes to the websites listed.
    7 June 2009, 4:57 am
  • Strange Fairy Tales 20: "Trip to Cinnabon Cliff"
    This is the twentieth episode of the podcast Strange Fairy Tales.

    The cast of characters includes:

    • Fred the Fairy Godmother!
    • The rest of the Strange Fairy Tales Staff!
    • The Oracle of Delphi!
    • The BUMBLEBEE TRIO!
    • Oomoos, Narslogs, and the bleh-bleh-bleh! OH MY!
      And MORE!!!!

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    If you want to make your own podcast, I advise this site here. It is very helpful, and contains video tutorials on how to go about making your podcast. The only downside is that it was made in 2005, and there are some small changes to the websites listed.

    11 May 2009, 3:27 am
  • Strange Fairy Tales 19: "The Lord of the Podcast Part I"

    This is the nineteenth episode of the podcast Strange Fairy Tales.

    The cast of characters includes:



    • Hobo Haggis, a small hairy creature who loves to play:
      Bop-It-Uber-Extreme-To-the-Gazillionth-Power-Amazingly-Difficult-Warp-Speed-Underhandedly-Terrifying-Most-Outrageously-Intimidating-Meepilly-Phantasmagorial-Indubitably-Maelstromaneous-Dillisquattilly-Fromnimular-Smadgalldourouslly-"Ing"nific-Supercalifragileisticexpialidocious-Suoicodilaipxecitsieligarfilacrepus-And-A-Whole-Bunch-of-other-cool-and-nonsensical-words!!!
    • The famous, all powerful, and extremely masculine wizard Grandma the Gray!
    • And MORE!!!!

    The set-up for further nonsense includes:

    • An exiting cliff-hanger of an ending!!!
    • And MORE!!! (Possibly)

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    If you want to make your own podcast, I advise this site here. It is very helpful, and contains video tutorials on how to go about making your podcast. The only downside is that it was made in 2005, and there are some small changes to the websites listed.

    21 March 2008, 11:53 pm
  • Strange Fairy Tales 18: "The Epic Tale of the Ninja-Plumber"
    This is the eighteenth episode of the podcast Strange Fairy Tales.

    The cast of characters includes:
    • The Black Knight!
    • Samurai Sally!
    • Mushrooms of various sorts!
    • Big fish!
    • And MORE!!!

    The set-up for further nonsense includes:

    • The competition that Toucan Sam won't tell me what it's about!
    • And MORE!!!

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    To subscribe to the podcast, open iTunes, go to Advanced, Subscribe to Podcast and paste in the following URL: http://feeds.feedburner.com/StrangeFairyTales


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    If you want to make your own podcast, I advise this site here. It is very helpful, and contains video tutorials on how to go about making your podcast. The only downside is that it was made in 2005, and there are some small changes to the websites listed.

    1 March 2008, 6:04 am
  • Strange Fairy Tales 17: "Shriek"

    This is the seventeenth episode of the podcast Strange Fairy Tales.

    The cast of characters includes:

    • A norseman named Omar!
    • A talking donkey named Eddie!
    • Ferrara the ferocious, flying, firebreathing, and female dragon!
    • Shriek!
    • And MORE!

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    To subscribe to the podcast, open iTunes, go to Advanced, Subscribe to Podcast and paste in the following URL: http://feeds.feedburner.com/StrangeFairyTales


    Also, the podcast is on iTunes, so just search for Strange Fairy Tales, and you should find it!If you want to make your own podcast, I advise this site here. It is very helpful, and contains video tutorials on how to go about making your podcast. The only downside is that it was made in 2005, and there are some small changes to the websites listed.

    17 February 2008, 2:00 am
  • Strange Fairy Tales 16: "The Gingerbread Sting"
    This is the sixteenth episode of the podcast Strange Fairy Tales.

    The cast of characters includes:
    • A Gingerbread dealer!
    • Her minions! (NOT MIDGETS! MINIONS!)
    • And MORE!!!!!

    The set-up for further nonsense includes:

    • Some interesting facts about Death!
    • And MORE! (Maybe...)

    I do apologize, dearies, but the computer / recording equipment seemed to cut out little bits of words every now and then. So you'll have to figure it out. But I'm sure you can handle it!

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    If you want to make your own podcast, I advise this site here. It is very helpful, and contains video tutorials on how to go about making your podcast. The only downside is that it was made in 2005, and there are some small changes to the websites listed.

    2 February 2008, 5:39 am
  • Strange Fairy Tales 15: "The Shoemaker and the Staff"
    This is the fifteenth episode of the podcast Strange Fairy Tales.

    The cast of characters includes:
    • Grim R. Eaper!
    • And that's about it! (Besides the staff that is. I mean, how could we have an episode called the Shoemaker and the Staff, and not have the staff in it?)

    The set-up for further nonsense includes:

    • Better sound effects! (The Ex-General went to a conference, and learned some better techniques. But only one or two.)
    • And MORE!

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    If you want to make your own podcast, I advise this site here. It is very helpful, and contains video tutorials on how to go about making your podcast. The only downside is that it was made in 2005, and there are some small changes to the websites listed.

    19 January 2008, 5:23 am
  • Strange Fairy Tales 14: "Rappin' Zell"
    This is the fourteenth episode of the podcast Strange Fairy Tales.

    The cast of characters includes:

    • A rapper named Zell!
    • Her dad!
    • Many mud-moles!
    • A vegetarian fairy godmother dressed in green leaves!
    • And NO MORE!!!!!!

    The set-up for further nonsense includes:

    • NOT MUCH!!!!

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    To subscribe to the podcast, open iTunes, go to Advanced, Subscribe to Podcast and paste in the following URL: http://feeds.feedburner.com/StrangeFairyTales


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    If you want to make your own podcast, I advise this site here. It is very helpful, and contains video tutorials on how to go about making your podcast. The only downside is that it was made in 2005, and there are some small changes to the websites listed.

    4 January 2008, 6:32 pm
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