Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

YMH Studios

  • 1 hour 14 minutes
    Did We Find The NEW FedSmoker?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 835

    Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour.


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    Tom and Christina are back in the Studio Jeans for another week of really wild finds and the discovery of a possible heir to the FedSmoker crown. Before that, Christina launches her new winter makeup drop (“Cuts You Up”) and the Jeans reminisce about classic reality TV — from Wife Swap’s “God Warrior” meltdown to Ice Cube’s bizarre early-2000s race-swap experiment on FX.

    They then dive deep into constipation talk (suppositories vs. laxatives), hospital horror stories, and whether couples who don’t fart in front of each other are living a lie. Tom reveals his new fear of contact lenses, Christina roasts his glasses, and finally both spiral into laughter over the reincarnation of a YMH legend on a college campus. What’s Up There Chomo?


    Your Mom’s House Ep. 835


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:54 - Wife Swap God Warrior

    00:09:45 - Opening Clip: No Poop For You

    00:12:25 - Good Old Fashioned Brown Talk

    00:21:19 - Race Swap Reality Show

    00:28:24 - Apartheid Museum

    00:31:16 - Clip: Gas Station Photographer

    00:35:17 - Dad Eyes

    00:40:31 - A New FedSmoker?

    00:52:22 - Crazy American Melts Down On Boat

    00:56:11 - Christina's Curations

    01:08:41 - Wrap Up

    01:09:48 - Closing Song - "Vocal Fry Jam" by Gaping Dad

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    5 November 2025, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 49 minutes
    A Hamburglar Halloween w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 834

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    Happy Hallow Jeans! Welcome to a very spooky and very fashionable episode of Your Mom’s House! 🎃 This week, Tom Segura and Christina P get into the Halloween spirit—well, Christina does—by showing up as Karl Lagerfeld, complete with fingerless gloves and antisocial energy, while Tom is dressed as a Tom Segura who totally forgets his costume. The jeans dive into Karl’s insane quotes, fashion snobbery, and hatred of sweatpants, before somehow landing on Florida’s trashiest white people, Santa-denying parents, and why Jewish holidays can’t compete with Christmas.

    Then, the Hamburglar aka Ryan Sickler joins the show to talk about his new stand-up special Live and Alive, why his brow lift left him without a Halloween costume, and how bullying might actually build character. Plus, the Main Mommies also show Ryan some horrible or hilarious clips and everything insane they've been watching this week. ROBBLE ROBBLE!


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:04:57 - Opening Clip: Ryan Needs Some Action

    00:06:28 - Halloween On Christmas

    00:14:14 - Florida Trash

    00:22:50 - Fart Eyes Responds

    00:25:40 - Some Gay Stuff

    00:34:37 - Clip: Exploding Horny Dude

    00:37:48 - Bert

    00:40:59 - The Hamburglar Roasts Karl Lagerfeld

    00:47:17 - Pudding Unc

    00:54:08 - Clip: One Eyed Lady

    00:56:12 - Clip: Picky Eater

    01:02:09 - Sickler's New Special

    01:07:28 - Horrible Or Hilarious

    01:22:31 - I'm Ryan

    01:27:07 - Cafe Bich Nga

    01:30:22 - Lars Van Trier Loves H Dog

    01:32:18 - Austin's Poop Problem

    01:41:38 - Clip: Earl Changes

    01:47:19 - Closing Song - "Fuk Me Tonite" by Matt Mercer

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    29 October 2025, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 32 minutes
    Mentalist Oz Pearlman Blows Our Minds | Your Mom's House Ep. 833

    Tom's traveling across Texas, Amarillo on Nov. 1st, then Lubbock on Nov. 2nd and El Paso on Nov. 6th. Make sure to get your tickets at ⁠https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Shop SKIMS Men's at ⁠https://SKIMS.com⁠. - Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at ⁠https://monarchmoney.com/ymh - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse

    Tom Segura and Christina P. welcome world-renowned mentalist Oz Pearlman to Your Mom’s House! Oz stuns the crew with mind-blowing mental tricks, wild psychological insights, and a peek behind the curtain of how he reads people. From guessing Tom’s childhood crush to revealing impossible inside jokes, Oz leaves everyone speechless. Plus, Tom and Christina talk Killarney drunks, pickup artist “Mystery,” and the weirdest viral videos on the internet.


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:04:04 - Opening Clip: Master Of Redneck Accents

    00:10:07 - Sham From Killarney

    00:17:39 - Clip: No Neck

    00:20:16 - Clip: Coochie Confrontation

    00:23:03 - Mystery Is Back

    00:35:32 - Oz Pearlman Is Here To Blow Our Minds

    00:41:07 - Show N Tell

    00:46:35 - Ryan Gets Got

    00:54:18 - How'd You Get A Job Here?

    01:03:16 - Entertaining Steven Spielberg & Other Heroes

    01:12:42 - Christine's Turn

    01:19:29 - Enny Hates This

    01:22:38 - Birthday Money Trick

    01:27:07 - Wrap Up

    01:29:23 - Closing Song - "It's A Surprise" by DJ Wet Nut Sack

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    22 October 2025, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 42 minutes
    Why Rob Iler Wanted Tom Whacked | Your Mom's House Ep. 832

    Tom's coming to Hanover, Maryland on the 19th as well as all over Indiana Oct. 23th - 26th. Make sure to get your tickets at https://TomSegura.com/Tour


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    Hey, Jeans! Tim’s off at rehab for an eating disorder (allegedly), so Christina welcomes certified Soul Mommy and Not Today Pal co-host Rob Iler to hold down the fort. They dive head-first into the single life, dating red flags, and the thriving world of inmate dating apps — complete with reviews of real prison profiles. Rob reveals his “type,” Christina confesses her John Goodman fantasy, and together they somehow connect it all to asthma, cigarettes, and childhood trauma. If you're in the mood for farts, felons, and philosophy this week, you've come to the right place!


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:03:53 - Opening Clip: Fat Women Are Broke Dudes

    00:08:26 - You're The One For Me Fatty

    00:15:16 - Idaho Prison Inmate Dating Game

    00:22:06 - Wolly Willy Babe

    00:27:41 - Here For Good Time, Not Long Time

    00:32:27 - Chain Smoking Grandparents

    00:40:21 - Traveling Girls

    00:45:48 - Happy Tom, Gross Rob

    00:53:06 - Clip: Horse Milk

    00:54:39 - Big Cheese Guy

    00:58:49 - Learning Things From TikTok

    01:05:55 - Poo Poo Pee Pee Dealbreakers + Rob's Pazsitzky Effect

    01:14:28 - Christina's Curations

    01:24:07 - More TikToks

    01:40:45 - Closing Song -"Booty Opens Up" by Buttstin

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    15 October 2025, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 22 minutes
    Meet Me At Café Bích Nga | Your Mom's House Ep. 831

    New Jersey and and New York Tom's coming to you Oct. 15th, 17th and 18th. Make sure to get your tickets at https://TomSegura.com/Tour


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    Welcome back to the Mommy Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are bleeding with laughter this week—literally. From syncing up their “cycles” to debating who actually looks at their own turds, the mommydom gets raw, messy, and very YMH. Christina shares her discovery that she might be a femboy thanks to TikTok, the two lose it over a Vietnamese café, and a drunk casino regular goes viral for swearing revenge on Encore at 10:30 in the morning. Things get even wilder with a Miami tax-prep guru who doubles as a bizarre influencer, a heated dental update with a hygiene showdown where Tom insists he “knows gums,” and Christina’s revelation about her biggest fear of turning into an emotional vampire. It's bloody good time this week at Your Mom’s House!


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:05:33 - Opening Clip: Cafe Bich Nga

    00:13:41 - A History Lesson

    00:21:16 - Boston Gambler

    00:27:20 - Cool Accountant

    00:33:33 - Clip: Catching Poops

    00:37:05 - Clip: Happy Birthday Fatty

    00:37:29 - DENTAL UPDATE

    00:43:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious

    00:51:11 - The Person You're Afraid Of Becoming

    00:58:32 - Clip: Rollercoaster Barf

    00:58:56 - Clip: Road Rage Cabron

    01:03:46 - TikToks

    01:18:09 - Closing Song -"Alpha Advice" by WavKingz

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    8 October 2025, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    The King Of Stink | Your Mom's House Ep. 830

    Attention Hanover, MD! Tommy Buns is coming to The Hall At Live! Casino, Sunday, October 19. Get tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour Don't miss out on the chance to pick up Christina's 4 new cosmetic products! Evermore Liquid Lipstick, Lip Gloss, and Velvet Crush Blush. Available now at https://christinap.com SPONSORS: - New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans serving up another chaotic episode of Your Mom’s House! Christina unveils her new “witchy” fall lipstick drop while Tom recalls getting mauled by a pro fighter. The gang debates who smells worse—Eastern Europeans or Americans under 25—before diving into wild clips featuring Frankie Fart Eyes, fart orgy requests, and some of the worst porn acting you’ve ever seen. Plus: Tom tells stories of hanging out ringside with BTBs like Mike Tyson and Marshawn Lynch, and Christina defends her controversial stance on “napkin pants.” It’s foul, it’s funny, it’s YMH and it's stinky! Your Mom’s House Ep. 830 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit https://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in NH/OR/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Fees may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $200 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 10/19/25. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos . Ends 10/12/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:16 - Opening Clip: Fart Eyes 00:12:33 - BTB Type Shit 00:20:14 - Fartmacy 00:28:06 - Smelly M-Fers 00:33:21 - The Worst Smelling Countries List 00:46:56 - Napkin Pants 00:49:25 - Gay Stuff For Enny 00:57:32 - Clip: Fart Drive-Thru 00:58:31 - Clip: WHAT 01:01:10 - Art Update 01:02:30 - Closing Song -"*ss Liquor" by R PATTZ

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    1 October 2025, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 59 minutes
    Our Favourite Canadian(s) w/ Ian Bagg | Your Mom's House Ep. 829

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    24 September 2025, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 43 minutes
    A Gender Traitor's Guide To Dating w/ Jordan Jensen | Your Mom's House Ep. 828

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    Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week Tim and Kristin are joined by comedian Jordan Jensen (Netflix: Take Me With You, Being Ian with Jordan).
    The mommies kick things off with some cat updates, code switching, and a heated debate about napkin pants. Then Jordan sits down to talk about growing up with two moms and a cowboy dad, why female comics all have “dyke energy,” and the elite nightmare of dating apps like Raya.
    We get into cold plunges, “gender traitors,” road rage in New York City, fart legends like King Ass Ripper, and Jordan’s on-again-off-again relationships. Plus: the infamous “N-Ain’t Shit” lady, breakdancing protestors, and why sharts aren’t what you think they are.
    It’s a packed episode full of laughs, chaos, and classic YMH insanity.


    Your Mom’s House Ep. 828


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:48 - Christina's Art & Cat Breath

    00:04:10 - Code Switching For Elite Whites

    00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Demons In My Womb

    00:18:39 - Clip: Fart On Me Freakout

    00:23:28 - Double Pipe Collab

    00:25:56 - Do You Have A Husband?

    00:30:48 - Clip: Presidential Candidate

    00:32:36 - Full Figured Woman

    00:36:38 - Napkin Pants

    00:38:49 - Jordan Jensen Isn't Gay

    00:44:27 - Masculine Comedy Energy

    00:50:24 - Gender Traitor

    01:40:45 - Closing Song: "Six Butts (More To Love)" By DJ Fat Hog Jeans

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    17 September 2025, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 55 minutes
    Carrot Top Whips Out His Big Black Trunk | Your Mom's House Ep. 827

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    Tom Segura and Christina P are back in the jeans with a very special guest — the King of Props himself, Carrot Top! From his legendary Vegas run at the Luxor to his wildest corporate gig disasters, Carrot Top brings decades of insane stories, prop magic, and pure chaos. Before Carrot Top enters the Mommy Dome, Tim and Christine The mommies dive deep into everything from Christina’s new artwork of Tom’s body (and perfectly to-scale junk) to DIY butt-stuff therapies, plus ass-worship furniture, queening chairs on Amazon, and the return of the fart mic.

    Carrot Top talks insane backstage Tonight Show moments and why George Carlin was one of his biggest fans. He also talks growing up in Florida, life in Vegas, Phyllis Diller stealing his joke, and reacts to classic YMH prop man, Uncle Terry. Carrot Top also opens his trunk and shows the Main Mommies some of his latest wacky props. It’s a filthy, hilarious ride with one of the most iconic comics alive. Don’t miss it, Jean.


    Your Mom’s House Ep. 827


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:03:26 - Opening Clip: Butt Stuff Solutions

    00:05:38 - Christina's New Art

    00:16:45 - Karl Lagerfeld

    00:19:45 - Queening & Ass Worship

    00:29:57 - Clip: Join Me In The Shower

    00:31:50 - Mean Comments From Dudes

    00:35:13 - Clip: Tard Fraud

    00:39:58 - Carrot Top

    00:45:20 - The Prop Process

    00:54:33 - Clean Comedy & Nightmare Gigs

    01:03:26 - Clip: Ozzy's Austrian Painter Inspo

    01:04:14 - Clip: Dan Pena

    01:04:27 - Clip: Tard Fraud

    01:06:05 - Messing With Gene Simmons & Stolen Prop Valor

    01:25:52 - Uncle Terry, Gingers, & More Props

    01:35:53 - TikToks

    01:44:48 - Carlin Liked Me

    01:53:03 - Closing Song -"Now I'm In Your Ass Yeah" by Street Justice Remix

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    10 September 2025, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    The Cheat Code For Black Comedy w/ Gary Owen | Your Mom's House Ep. 826

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    Here come the Cincinnati boys! Tom welcomes comedian/actor Gary Owen—for a long-overdue YMH hang. They trade Queen City origin stories, first mics, and the wild path that took Gary from the U.S. Navy to San Diego open mics, Black room gauntlets, and a film run with legends like Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx, Martin Lawrence, the Wayans brothers, and Kevin Hart. Tom also challenges Gary to a round of “Tom or Black?”, they relive the Def Jam glory days, FSU vs. Alabama stadium suites, Deion “Prime” Sanders, Randy Moss's fishing obsession, Bengals heartbreak, and why standup is booming again. Plus: Tom opens the show 28 minutes in with Ryan's latest interest Brazilian farts.


    Your Mom’s House Ep. 826


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:00:40 - Two Cincinnati Kids

    00:09:00 - Doing Comedy For The Blacks

    00:18:34 - White Audiences Vs Black Audiences

    00:25:46 - Opening Clip: I'm Ryan

    00:27:13 - Rich Guys Into Deranged Shit

    00:31:23 - Working With Comedy Legends

    00:36:05 - Gary's New Special & Undercover Boss

    00:42:41 - Tom Or Black?

    00:46:20 - Florida State Vs Alabama

    00:48:30 - Randy Moss

    00:54:23 - The Cincinnati Bengals

    01:00:46 - Why Move To Austin?

    01:05:37 - Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns" by Sweet Mitchel

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    3 September 2025, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 18 minutes
    Our Favorite Jeans w/ Charo | Your Mom's House Ep. 825

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    This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim and Kristine are out and it’s “My Mom’s House” as Charo sits in for the absent main mommies. Charo hosts a nostalgia fueled clip show, which features fans and guests—including Stavros Halkias, Dr. Drew, Chris Distefano, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Rob Iler, Andrew Santino, Ryan Sickler, Armie Hammer and more—sharing their favorite YMH moments, each leading into a classic clip. Tom’s mom is putting in the leg work and proving you can’t spell “contractually obligated” without Charo!

    Guest Submissions
    Chris Distefano - Ep. 765 https://youtu.be/aDknTsElGcA
    Stavros Halkias - Ep. 711 https://youtu.be/L3zV1AzFisY
    Steve-O - Ep. 517 https://youtu.be/HjHJ1TY2AAg
    Dr. Drew - Ep. 427 https://youtu.be/zeJkkihtD2A
    Andrew Santino - Ep. 466 https://youtu.be/0_tdOY6ssbI
    Ryan Sickler - Ep. 735 https://youtu.be/b5WvnO5E8Ps
    Johnny Pemberton - Ep. 612 https://youtu.be/gB1LQBp8nLA
    Duncan Trussell -YMH Live X https://ymhstudios.com/rent-ymh-x/
    Robert Iler + Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Ep. 561 https://youtu.be/BbNqYAR1ulQ
    Steph Tolev - Ep. 814 https://youtu.be/4Gi917jYvdg
    Mark Normand - 2 Bears, 1 Cave 85 https://youtu.be/cQNH8Djac-c
    Josh Potter - Home Here Now Doc w/ RPC https://youtu.be/HmViwV_10yk
    Armie Hammer - Ep. 791 https://youtu.be/-Ay7j-X-Wxs

    Mommy Submissions
    Daniel -Ep. 537 https://youtu.be/xVOR712pRaE
    Douglas -Ep. 759 https://youtu.be/qN5rXW5C238
    Ellison -Ep. 644 https://youtu.be/A-95v0ngiGc
    Kaitlin -Ep. 773 https://youtu.be/pBfdf85I-hk
    Bobby - Ep. 358 https://youtu.be/OIjeu2TQ4qs

    Your Mom’s House Ep. 825

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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:06 - Stavros Halkias - Pig Poutine

    00:03:57 - Chris Distefano - Trans Love

    00:07:11 - Mommy Kaitlin - Hammy Escapes

    00:16:04 - Steve-O - Skyjacking

    00:19:24 - Robert Iler & Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Buried For The Kinks

    00:22:12 - Mommy Daniel - Pouncey Twins

    00:27:46 - Mark Normand - Fat & Gross Segura

    00:31:20 - Dr. Drew - Meeting RPC

    00:34:59 - Mommy Ellison - Charo's "Bet"

    00:42:05 - Andrew Santino - Good Morning Julia

    00:46:50 - Ryan Sickler - Jesse Lee Peterson

    00:51:54 - Johnny Pemberton - Lathe Death

    00:53:33 - Duncan Trussell - Will Blunderfield's Retreat

    00:55:44 - Mommy Bobby - Top Dog Blonde Jokes

    01:03:20 - Steph Tolev - Pig Poutine Redux

    01:06:53 - Josh Potter - Home Here Now

    01:12:32 - Armie Hammer - Austin Is Insane

    01:13:39 - Mommy Douglas - Good Mornin' Julia Song

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    27 August 2025, 12:00 pm
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