This week we begin K vs The Machine. We also talk about more Enterprise, Double or Nothing, The Voice of Terror, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, the Dark Shadows movie, Hap and Leonard, Dragon Age: Veilguard, Nosferatu, Dirty Harry, the Star Trek escape room, Lifeforce, Superman IV, Broccoli, Sizzler, the Goonies sequel, the He-Man movie, Captain Laserhawk: The G.A.M.E., the Bond war, and King and Straub's the Talisman 3. The ship...out of danger? It's time for a GeekShock!

Surprise, Fucktards!  We have one more day of Andy and we talk Dungeons and Dragons, Neuromancer, sapient AI, literature and poetry, star man, Biggs' hospital adventure, skeleton crew, laser wolf, Star Trek: Enterprise, bad alien makeup and bad acting, even more Star Trek, the dark knight (not that one), superman, new star wars, the last of us, meta community notes, Youtube algorithm issues, and a lot more dumbness. Yeah, it's a Geekshock.

A new year of Geekery begins with 2 What's Going in my Mouths, a Barry Steamer and a plethora of subjects including The Return of Pocket Grimace, Eggers' Nosferatu, Obscurio, Dungeons and Dragons, Secret Level, Pixie and Torgo's Disneyland adventure, Call of Duty 6 Zombies, Minecraft's Pale Forest, Baldur's Gate 3, Kraven the Hunter, Wolfs, Borderlands movie, Hook, Lower Decks, a Labyrinth reboot, Momoa is Lobo, Emily the Strange movie, Nolan's The Odyssey, and more. So grab your Ranger Stick, it's time for a GeekShock!

Chaos! Torgo, Biggs, and Deb go missing, but we have Vlarg, K, Fact Check Andy, and introducing Not Biggs (aka  Elora), a representative from Gen Z, here to spew her unique brand of vitriol at the old geeks as we discuss Disney Lightsabers, Halloween 3: Season of the Witch, The Last Star Trek the Experience Christmas Party, Terrible Karaoke, the 28 Years Later trailer, Terrible Trivia at Dave and Busted with Celestia from Squaring the Strange, Andy's Garfield Phone, Creature Commandos, The Teaser for the Teaser Trailer for the Trailer for Superman, the Karate Kid Legacy, White Christmas and Wicked, Vlarg Dislikes Musicals, Geek Conventions, FanX Salt Lake, Comic-Con, Female Cosplayer Woes, Death of a Unicorn, Sesame Street, Spanish Scrabble World Title, monkeys loose in South Carolina, Monkey biscuits, Mr. Beast rents out the pyramids, pancakes, national film registry, and more.  How many times do we gotta teach you this lesson, old nerd? It's time for Geekshock.

Andy returns to us as we talk about Red One, Unpredictable WITT, the MCU, Creature Commandos, Superman and Lois finale, Yacht Rock Dockumentary, MetaQuest 3, Ghosts of Saltmarsh, Star Trek Deck Building game, Horrified: American Cryptids, Casablanca TV show, The Mummy, Dark Universe, Watchmen, the Scrubs reboot, Musk threatens to buy Hasbro, Deeper, GOG vs Blizzard, the end of consoles, The Great When, Evil Dead Burn, the Shinobi movie, and the live-action Gundam movie. Plus Clockwork-Torgo: The Iron Giant. So, roll your spite dice, it's time for a GeekShock!

This week we hide the Grimace as we talk about Barry's Steamer: Cat Herder, Baldur's Gate 3, joining Bluesky, Slay the Spire: The Board Game, Dragonfall, Wicked, A Man Inside, First Blood, Rocky, the Spirit Island Board Game, Christmas Trees, the Toys R Us TV show, Splinter Cell get canned, McG buys the Chaplin Studio, The Running Man, and Torgo's fear of the ghost of Toys r Us. So, haunt that clown, it's time for a GeekShock!

The proof is in the etching as we talk about Barry's Steamer: 911 Operator, K vs The Machine, Giant's Causeway, Belgravia, Baldur's Gate 3 on Xbox, Bluesky, Star Wars: Outlaw, Player Jolliffe Mysteries, Jeckyl and Hyde, Wolf, Fritz Lieber, stealth games, Shock Monkey Holiday Gift Exchange, X-Men in the MCU, Never Flinch, Forbidden Planet remake, The End of the World as We Know It, Xbox expands the cloud, Sophie Turner as Lara Croft, and Dogma 2. Get ready to rage quit, it's time for a GeekShock!

This week, we lost a friend, a partner, and a beautiful heart. "80's" Jeff Gunter died. We are heartbroken. We wanted to share some memories with you, Shock Monkeys. This episode is all about 80's Jeff.

(WARNING: Torgo has rescinded the "No Inebriation" rule for this episode.) We are in the worst timeline, but that does not stop, nor will it EVER stop Geekdom. This week we select an new Barry's Steamer. We also talk about Risk: Global Domination, Call of Duty Modern Warfare 6, Cafe Bonita Mi Amore, Nothin' but a Good Time, The Substance, Back to the Future: The Musical, Outer Limits, Nosferatu parfum, a new Godzilla movie from the director of Godzilla Minus One, Arcane, and Ridley Scott jumps back onto Alien. Won'tcha Come Out Tonight? It's time for a GeekShock!

Instead of biting our nails off over the upcoming election, we talk about Barry's Steamer Hand Simulator Horror, Clockwork Torgo: American Psycho, the Press Your Luck scandal, KingCon, Wrath of N'Kai, The Raven, Doctor Rx, The Batman, Mass Effect, Tulsa King, YouTube woes, Superman, Kindred: The Embrace, the Oregon Trail movie, the return of Scary Movie, Rey setback, and Fincher's Squid Game. Vote your conscience, it's time for a GeekShock!

This week Vlarg and Biggs create the worst Only Fans destination. We also talk about Mass Effect, Planet Crafter, Jekyll and Hyde: Consulting Detectives, The Birds, The office, Doki Doki Literature Club, Autopsy of Jane Doe, Early Voting, Nethack, Call of the Void, legacy media, a new VHS tape, God of War TV show, Flanagan's Carrie, Hasbro Unscripted TV, Ice Cream Man, a new Clue movie, and Last Train to Hiroshima, plus Barry's Steamer: Motorcycle Repair Simulator. SO, call up Willy Wanky, it's time for a GeekShock!