It's over!  Here's our take on the final ever episode of True Blood.  This podcast may contain Eric Northman bopping, references to missing werepanthers, and endless griping.

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The end draws ever closer!  Here's our take on the penultimate episode of True Blood, featuring multiple bitchslaps, the mysteries of dirty rice, and an inexplicable make-over.

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International Business Times - How Successful was True Blood

The end draws near!  So join us to contemplate a smoke monster baby, who will inherit Maxine's doll collection, and what exactly you should do when the local reverend and his wife start tripping balls in your front yard.

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True Blood Auction/

Technical gremlins held us back, but fear not, we're here at last!  Let's take a look at shirtless vacuum cleaning, implausibly tech-savvy gangsters, and whether it's weird to snuggle with your terminally ill vampire dad.

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Alcide has Green Arrow's chest

Better late than never!  Apologies for our tardiness, we're back in business and discussing dubious Yakuza vehicle choices, the benefits of a jawbone as a blunt instrument, and the perils of receiving fellatio from a furious vampire.

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It's party time!  This week's festivities include disgruntled Republicans, cowboy vampires and jaw-ripping death.

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The Vault: Who's Gonna Live Poll

We're here to bring you the lowdown on True Blood's return to form, with talk of  vampire jet planes, the demise of Blockbuster Video, and the benefits of living on an oil rig during a vampire apocalypse.

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Stephen Moyer & Alexander Skarsgard Want A Bill & Eric Love Scene On 'True Blood'

Death walks among us!  And he's taking out our favourite True Blood characters one by one.  Here you will find ruminations on excessive chest hair, Victorian vampire mash-ups and the mother of all 80s wigs.


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Unfortunately the iPad ate our "Hello" at the start of the episode, so we're going to say "Hello" here instead.  Hello.


This week we're drunkenly ploughing our way through obscure children's books references, the mother of all periods, and some confusion over Mötley Crüe's role in all this.


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At long last, we have returned!  Here's our take on the season seven premiere of True Blood, in which we discuss the whereabouts of Eric's burning penis, Sookie's perpetual stupidity, and Sam's inability to morph into a velociraptor. 


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Stephen Moyer talks Soccer Aid

We're all hot and bothered as we take at look at season six, episode three of True Blood.  Contains Sam's junk, inept policing, and Epic Hippie Redshirt Death.


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