we're back. we said we would be. we'd never lie, not to you. you're our sweet little honey. sorry if the audio is a little uneven, audacity is being an absolute psycho. stay tuned for next ep soon :)

getting old sucks

Is this thing on? Hello? Is anyone one there? Listen, we're back. We're really sorry. Honestly. You missed us though, don't lie. It's ok baby we still love you very very much and will never leave again. We just ran out for a pack of smokes, that's all. We even end the pod with the song "Headstrong" by Trapt to show you that we care <3 Second half of the ep where we dive into Halloween: H20 and Jason X incoming next week. Hold on tight.

Caterpups, electric serial killers, and pizza monsters. These movies are incredibly dumb and strange and very fun to talk about. Come with us on a journey into a wild ass film anthology called House. What a wonderful reminder that I'll always live in an apartment :(

Houses are fun but sometimes they are not because they are haunted and spooky with creatures inside this may or may not be one of those instances so please prepare for a possible spooking. We'll release part two of the pod shortly, which will highlight House 2-4 :)

Eat me.

We're back baby.

Smallbois. Tiny Creatures. You love them as much as we do. If you don't we'll gosh dang make you. This episode is a little raunchy in a fun sexy way, but that's what you get when you invite Mark Gallagher onto your pod. Let's get rowdy with Gremlins (1984), Ghoulies (1984), and Critters (1986). If you weren't sure which of these have porn drawn of them, fret not because we totally tell you in graphic detail. Power of the night!

We're back so suck it. Happy Halloween :) The long awaited second half of our hazed out episode featuring Will Potorff! We literally spend the last 15 minutes arguing about pirate ghosts vs mariner ghosts. Does that mean it's good? We have no idea.

SPOOKY DOOKY HALLOW TIME BABY. The autumn equinox is upon us, blessing us all with the feeling of horror in our bleak ass hearts. Let us help you get in touch with that feeling, let us guide you like a clergy of dirt priests showing you the truth you knew all along. The truth, that our podcast is the best podcast. Believe it. We're here with a little filth reverend Will Pottorff to discuss The Mist (2007). Stay tuned for part 2 of this episode where we talk about Silent Hill and The Fog!!!

NOTE: If the levels are off (one voice too loud) redownload the file, I mixed it better >: ) Buckle up buckaroos because we are bringing fire and brimstone to this pod. Let's travel back in time, then travel back to the present again, because we're dealing with two blockbuster bonanzas featuring prehystoric man-eating monsters. We dive deep into The Meg (2018) and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018). We are not alone however, we enlisted the help of the nasty little zealot Zack Burwick of Pink Talking Fish. What makes a blockbuster? Does the integrity of art have to be sacrificed at the altar of success and mass appeal? Is anyone trying to buy an iPod classic for a decent price? Tune in ya lil butts.