An ex-athlete reminisces fondly about his years in a half-forgotten, strictly mid-tier baseball league, recalling the characters, the laughter, and all the other tiny pleasures of a long chapter in his fortunate life.

Written and performed by Soren Narnia.

Music: “All There Is” by Mateja Kojadinovic, all rights reserved. Narrator: Linda Wojtowick.

Photo by Hitoaki Koishikawa, Wikimedia Commons, Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International.

In this love story set in a small American town in the late 19th century, a wanderer seeking shelter from troubling memories is changed forever by the women who befriend him there.

Additional narration by Amy Paonessa.

Music:

‘Wooden Starlight’ by Dear Gravity

‘Better Now’ and ‘Liquid Mirror - Piano Version’ by Philip Daniel Zach

‘Landscape with Airplanes in the Rain’ by REW

Five movie parodies for those times when you get wistful about the closure of that discount theater you used to go to with your weird friend Sidney.

The movies:

Eyes Wide Shut - Aguirre, the Wrath of God - Solaris - Winter Light - Heat

With Amy Paonessa, Jason Hill, Linda Wojtowick, Josh Hillinger, Cal Butera, Rich Albert, Les Lentz, and Soren Narnia.

Written by Soren Narnia.

Music by Kevin MacLeod, incompetech.com, as follows:

"Night In Venice" 

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5763-night-in-venice

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Dhaka”

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3646-dhaka

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Send for the Horses”

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4335-send-for-the-horses-by-kevin-macleod

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Danse of Questionable Tuning”

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3603-danse-of-questionable-tuning

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Dark Walk”

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3612-dark-walk

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Gregorian Chant”

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3825-gregorian-chant

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Scheming Weasel (Faster Version)”

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4326-scheming-weasel-faster-version

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“We Wish You a Merry Christmas”

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4612-we-wish-you-a-merry-christmas

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Airport Lounge”

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3347-airport-lounge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“’Dreams Become Real”

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3678-dreams-become-real

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Hiding Your Reality”

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3875-hiding-your-reality

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Minima”

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4054-minima

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Prelude and Action”

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4236-prelude-and-action

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Satiate (Only Percussion)”

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4320-satiate---only-percussion-

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Tiny Fugue”

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4531-tiny-fugue

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Canon in D Major”

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3473-canon-in-d-major

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Easy Jam”

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3694-easy-jam

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

A cryptic family album hiding a mystery 170 years old; a lonely cemetery revealing disturbing patterns no one will acknowledge; a dreaded knock at the door on a night of deserted streets, hushed voices, and villagers cowering by candlelight. These are a few of the elements of this tale of slowly mounting dread, in which an anguished mystery writer explores the secrets of a strange and ominous town beckoning her from the past. Abridged from the novel. 

Additional narration by Amy Paonessa of The Bloodlust podcast.

Music: “The Sea of Nothing” by Aquartos and “The Loner” by Pete Kneser, Getty Music.

The year was 2007, and conditions in Bello Gardens, one of the most squalid and dangerous housing projects in America, were at their worst. Decimated by poverty, tortured by crime, and suffocated by neglect, the slum known cynically as the Joke faced a lonely, unnoticed death. When tensions in the community rose to a breaking point, the last remaining inhabitants of Bello Gardens--desperate gang members turned remorseless freedom fighters--vowed not to give up its deserted streets without a battle to the death. Tyrant, Draw Thy Sword is the fictional history of the tactical siege of the Joke, the tale of one December night when this country's troubled divide between cultures erupted in chaotic house-to-house warfare.

Cast, in order of appearance:

Soren Narnia - narrator

Jason Hill - narrator

Brian Lillie - narrator

Seythe McCoy - Charles Le Beth

Teddy Ray Bullard - Steven Dunkirk

Sasha-Ann Simons - narrator

Amy Paonessa - narrator

Tausha Marshall - narrator

Marcus Anderson - Herbert Le Beth

Damon Alums - narrator

Cherisse Rivera - narrator

Savion Hays - Rod Baker

Antonio King - Kojo Kendi

MUSIC: Lee Rosevere, from “10 Minute Meditations,” licensed under an Attribution-NonCommercial License. http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Lee_Rosevere

For diehard romantics only, these are the letters of a reckless stargazer who turned his back on reality to lose himself in a love story whose ending seemed foretold from the beginning.

Narrated by Soren Narnia and Justy Gee of the Starless podcast. Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

What do you mean, you don't remember my podcast Joke Meets Ground? Here's the entire run (I would have gone much farther, but I seem to recall the audience had other ideas).

Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Music: “Feather Waltz” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Bride, Groom, Sunday, Forever depicts the unusual on-stage wedding of Stanley and Muriel, a ceremony filled with stunningly honest testimonials and reenactments which reveal the couple’s deepest secrets. In the space of ninety minutes they experience hilarity, embarrassment, wonder, and sadness, all with the goal of emerging from a tiny small town theater cleansed and determined enough to face the uncertain but boundless future.

Narrated by Soren Narnia, with Angela Mae Johnson.

Produced onstage by Counterweight Theatre Lab in Colorado Springs in 2021. https://www.counterweighttheatre.com/productions

Music:

“Touching Story” and “Reminiscing” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Barcarolle, Op. 60” by Francis Kleynjans

Performed by Petter Albertsson  YouTube channel: 550ia

Solo Acoustic Guitar by Jason Shaw, FreeMusicArchive.org Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 United States— CC BY 3.0 US

This is a bleak, brutish tale of dark suspense related by a narrator condemned to Hell's wintry plain. The Grip, the Speaking Stones, the Far Mountains, the Perimeter, the Lie: In describing Hell's harsh geography and customs, Nicholas Strait also describes the events and people that brought him to damnation. His search for a way out must navigate madness, addiction, and the immutable hand of death.

Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Whatever You Find Within You is a romantic comedy of both solemn longing and bumbling confusion, and the rather fine line between the two. When an unread love story by the great nineteenth century Icelandic playwright Dari Stanislad is discovered in 2011 by the brain trust of an educational institution of dubious reputation, numerous obsessed parties squabble like overstimulated chickens over its vast financial and intellectual significance. Just one problem: The play is incredibly awful, and promises benign ruin on all who dare turn its lousy pages. In no time, The Cobbleswoddler's Tale becomes a magnet for literary chaos--but on the plus side, it does bring together a pair of lonely and frustrated academics with fading dreams, wildly different opinions of romance, and a strong desire to get as far away as possible from Dick's Notch Community College. 

Adapted from the novel by Soren Narnia

Read by Julian McLaren Poulter

Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/