Cynical Cartoons

Mia Marchant

Every week, we take a look at a weird piece of animation history! Whether that's a kids cartoon based on an R rated action movie or an ill-conceived reboot, we're gonna break it down. I'm here if you need to talk!

  • 43 minutes 47 seconds
    Puss In Boots (w/ Ian Schrank)

    Mia and Ian are horny cats that fight good!


    I'm writing a movie! Follow along with it at https://discord.gg/aKKmpek

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    1 August 2020, 6:38 pm
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    Shrek Forever After (w/ Jackson Baly and Cass Paige)
    Mia, Jackson, and Cass hate their wife and kids!

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    19 July 2020, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    Shrek The Third (w/ Chloe Tinney and Daniel James Richardson)
    Mia, Chloe, and Daniel are afraid of becoming parents!

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    14 July 2020, 7:00 am
  • 45 minutes 44 seconds
    Shrek 2 (w/ Joel Duscher and Zoe Bilotta)
    Mia, Duscher, and Zoe get sexy!

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    9 July 2020, 7:00 am
  • 40 minutes 4 seconds
    Shrek (w/ Olive Rae Brinker)
    Mia and Olive are on another whirlwind adventure!

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    4 July 2020, 7:00 am
  • 42 minutes 8 seconds
    Cybersix (w/ Bryce Kelly)
    Mia and Bryce watched some gay shit and it was good.

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    27 June 2020, 7:00 am
  • 50 minutes 14 seconds
    Steven Universe Future (w/ Reid Ashley)
    Mia and Reid have teen angst!

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    20 June 2020, 7:00 am
  • 44 minutes 43 seconds
    Lloyd In Space (w/ Omar Romolino)
    Mia and Omar are morally bankrupt space aliens children!

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    13 June 2020, 7:00 am
  • 46 minutes 22 seconds
    Rainbow Brite (w/ Chloe Tinney)
    Mia and Chloe kick off Pride month with an obnoxious flurry of rainbows!

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    6 June 2020, 7:00 am
  • 31 minutes 53 seconds
    Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi (w/ Daniel James Richardson)
    Mia and Daniel LOVE Puffy AmiYumi!

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    30 May 2020, 7:00 am
  • 36 minutes 56 seconds
    Robocop Alpha Commando (w/ Joel Duscher)
    Mia and Joel desecrate an iconic action hero!

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    24 May 2020, 7:00 am
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