Your boyz Seamus and Adam, plus the occasional guest, record normal conversations they'd like their future grandkids to hear. They cover any topic that comes to mind, in the hopes that they will capture the major concerns of their time and place on Earth accurately. Hopefully their grandkids will listen to these conversations and understand how Grandpa became so crotchety and deluded. It's all just temporary bro.
Intro: Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
Outro: Runaway Love - Ludacris
Millenial Stairway to Heaven, Arguing with Flat-Earthers, Approaching the Self
Intro: Highway to Hell - ACDC
Outro: Enter Sandman - Metallica
Taking the loway, Seamus's show at a singles' mixer, Jazmine walks out of the pizza place, Can't trust my livelihood to the Bad News Bears, Don't Find Dory, Bootleg CD's and DVD's, Constant strangers of Philly, Trolley Troubles, Cringe-worthy Facebook memories, If home is where the heart is--I'm homeless and heartless, The Museum of Circumcised Penises, Does aluminum foil set off metal detectors?, Lil Ramsey's Self-Control Corner, Seamus calls in to Mysterious Universe, Enter Clayman, Sleep paralysis, Making strangers spin, AUMing out of spite, We will send your enemies a bag of dicks.
Intro: Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
Outro: Govindam Bhajan - Sadhguru
The smell of dead bodies in your mouth, Taco Bell: made of dead children, Adam only kills mice for fun now (work rant), SPLIT in RPX, Intrusive thoughts, M. Night Shyamalan is back, Get healthy to be happy, Our bodies generate thots, God is what's "out there", You've never had an experience outside of your Self, Crazy on the outside--Sane on the inside, It only takes one time to end up in jail for life.
Intro: Return of the Mack
Outro: Geto Boyz - My Mind's Playing Tricks On Me
Credit card chip shit, Robotcar insurance, Sensitivity Training, Homeless Homies, Peacocking on a tightrope, Assassin's Creed, The Plot Queen tackles the OA, The Ajin (Jazmine won't say how), Some Adjective dyke can't ruin A Series of Unfortunate events, Babies chewing on dicks
Intro: Careless Whisper - George Michael
Outro: Caroline - Amine
Airing out dirty logic, Discriminating against unmarried people boning, Disastrous viewpoints, The world has a fever, Nice is not enough, WWSHD (What Would Sam Harris Do?), Love is Out There; Search On, If you want to know death don't commit suicide,
Intro: G Jawn - Adam
Outro: Yankin - Lady
Alone inside my mind, Drinking as a job, Escaping reality via twerk, #LeaveTrumpsTwitterAlone, Cool clock Ahmed, America is not a demon - just going through dark times, All Americans donate $1 to buy William Shatner's hair, Why the woods feel good, Bear alert in the gayborhood, play battlefield with Seamus - PS4 gamertag: normalguy417
Intro: That Don't Mean - Ill Fated Natives
Outro: Moby - Extreme Ways
Adam records through his shitty laptop mic, He's also a triggered mouse Nazi, Weedless dreams, Inter-generational sick dreams, -32 points for laying on your side, Green Beedrills, Westworld, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, "I'm gonna take you to Johnny Depp Town", "This Song is 15 years old", Shows to Watch, In the Dark Podcast
Intro: Devil Town - Bright Eyes
Outro: NaaNaaNaa - Cory Henry
Bones popping out, President-Elect Trump, Hillary sucks, The Left made Trump, Trumps first 100 Days, #NoHitlersPlease
Intro: Choir Ah - Adam George
Outro: Confessions - Usher
Criss Angel sucks, Adam's School of Magical Purity, Back to the Future, Kevin Spacey is a cat, Powerpoint Rangers, Street Sharks: Freaks for Life, Busy World of Richard Scarry, Adam's false memory, the value of secrets, Vote #NoneOfTheAbove
Intro: I'll Start Recording Now - Adam George
Outro: Common Ground - Tim Raymus
HURRICANE MATTHEW, SEAMUS GRIEVES, #WOKENOMORE, SKINNY FAT, PHASES OF SMOKING, CHILD MIND, THE "SUCK IT" THING