Fresh off a soul-sucking travel day, Stassi and Taylor are back to break down airport lounges (#girlmath), red carpet toupees (yes we named it), and why one of them will always decorate for Christmas on Nov 1st (Hear us out!). Taylor talks about her two decades of millennial carb-phobia and shares how Baby Beau has the best sleep habits.

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This week, Stassi and Taylor break down a wild Halloween weekend—from a surprising run-in with a ex's wife to trick-or-treating adventures. Plus, they debate the ultimate trash-day logistics, unpack wine-opening anxiety, and share unfiltered thoughts on Nobody Wants This, The Gilded Age, and the chaos that is Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard.

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Stassi and Taylor are back together in person to catch up on all things! Stassi recaps her wild trip, which involved a Tennessee cave and living like royalty at a spooky Hudson Valley estate. The duo breaks down full moon manifestations (bring on the delulu energy), the desire to relinquish control, and Taylor has an ultimate last-minute Halloween costume crisis. Shoutout to gay Halloween! Plus, Stassi is still on her TikTok diamond auction addiction, they share their favorite spooky movies, and their take on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

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This week, Stassi and Taylor start off with some nostaligia, talking about early 2000s paparazzi photos and underwear preferences. The duo then do a deep dive into Lindsay Lohan’s famous hookup list (iconic btw!)—where Stassi confesses her teenage obsession with Joaquin Phoenix and a personal story about being ghosted for Lindsay Lohan. Plus, Taylor shares a cringe-worthy John Mayer story, both mourn the temporary closure of The Plaza Hotel, and break down the subtle strategy of "We-ing".

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On today's episode, Stassi and Taylor talk about life's absurdities and everything they thought would play a massive role in adulthood— from quicksand, the Bermuda Triangle, magnifying glasses, and food fights. Stassi shares her late-night obsession: winning TikTok auctions for diamonds (not weird at all). The duo also discusses the latest news surrounding Kelly Clarkson’s viral store feud and Selma Blair's airplane incident.

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LA is giving air fryer vibes in October and Stassi is NOT feeling it! The duo sticks to indoor activities, like unpacking Sarah Jessica Parker's iconic wardrobe and why Sex & the City ruined New Jersey’s reputation for a whole generation. Taylor Swift’s new bonus tracks are hitting like they've never hit before and Taylor just wants to be with the Swifties so bad! They also touch on some Press Tour fashion, give thoughts on Blake Lively news, and get perplexed by Stassi's TikTok algorithm. Taylor has some words for internet trolls attacking moms online, and she also shares her recent experience with Lip Flip procedure.

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Wi-Fi glitches and hangovers can’t stop Stassi and Taylor! "Chad" GPT tries to tell the duo everything they are "too old for" - from low-rise jeans to music festivals. They also talk fashion hot takes and double down on their condiment loyalties (Heinz and Hellmann, where you at?). Plus, Taylor reminisces about a late-night Jay-Z encounter, while Stassi confesses some embarrassing Hollywood stories involving Britney Spears and stalking The Hills filming. It's time to embrace the cringe and all!

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Coming to you un-exfoliated and dry straight off a flight from Austria, Stassi discusses returning home, post-travel recovery, and skincare routines (and lack thereof). Plus, the biggest congratulations to the Giggly Squad queens on their massive deal, Taylor explains why you always need to buy your rich friends drinks, and the duo cringe through that bizarre Patrick Clancy interview. Lastly, but most importantly, a PSA for Sarah Jessica Parker before The Family Stone sequel hits production!

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Stassi braves German customs completely bare-faced, while Taylor reminisces about her heavy lash extension days - spoiler alert: pretty privilege is real! Stassi also recounts her Emmy experience and how she REALLY didn't want to butcher Mariska Hargitay name. Taylor limped her way through New York Fashion Week in heels, never missing a beat despite rolling her ankle. Plus, the duo shares their feelings on Earle Meets World family dynamics, Stassi’s devotion to Real Housewives Alex McCord, and the weird entitlement of "Oreo Gate"

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In matching outfits, Stassi and Taylor break down the chess match that is reality TV fashion. Speaking of fashion, Stassi says no to looking basic at F1 and says to lean into tennis core for the US Open. Plus, Taylor spirals over Baby Beau not hitting a milestone, Stassi offers a comforting (and hilarious) perspective on Capricorn babies, and the two officially bunker shame Billionaires after uncovering the questionable underground doomsday shelters. As it turns out, they'd rather succumb to the apocalypse than spend it inside with a tacky, liver-shaped underground pool. 

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Real besties catch up even when they’re across the world living it up in the Austrian countryside. This week, Stassi joins Taylor to unpack the surreal experience of living out a Sound of Music fantasy all while being sabotaged by terrible Wi-Fi and terrifying lakes. Meanwhile in LA, Taylor refuses to return a petty Instagram UNfollow and delivers us all a VERY important masterclass in modern social media etiquette. The duo breaks down the weaponizing of out-of-context clips, the fall fashion forecast (defending fugly flats) and Beau’s dramatic quarantine. Lastly, Stassi's separation anxiety fuels a solo flight she's soon taking to LA to present at the Creative Arts Emmys. As they say.. So long, farewell.. 

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