Stassi

Stassi Schroeder Clark

On this podcast, Stassi Schroeder Clark shares candid stories, personal reflections, and her token commentary on everything from pop culture to relationships to style, and beyond. With each episode, listeners get an intimate glimpse into Stassi's world, with her closest friends, as she navigates the highs and lows of life with humor, wit, and unapologetic honesty. Because when it comes to living life on your own terms, nobody does it quite like Stassi.

  • 1 hour 15 minutes
    Gotta Conserve Those Energy Dollars with Whitney Cummings

    Stassi teams up with comedy queen Whitney Cummings for a laugh-out-loud, brutally honest convo every woman needs. They tackle beauty pressures, Botox regrets, and AI photo filters—plus, Whitney shares a wild take on society’s obsession with youth. They hilariously roast men’s quirks, from alien invasion prep to their weird devotion to sleep-tracking rings (Stassi will never take Beau’s seriously again). Stassi gets real about motherhood and friendships, while Whitney shares her pregnancy journey and why she’s ditching Botox. Plus, Whitney’s “Energy Dollars” concept is the ultimate hack for protecting your peace. 

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    26 February 2025, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 15 minutes
    Astrology, Hobbies & TikTok—Time to Get a Life

    Stassi and C-O-Lo  are deep in their astrology era, tackling TikTok trends and the struggle to have actual hobbies. Stassi’s feed has been way too serious lately, so she’s switching it up—starting with the viral astrology trend of dressing (and doing makeup) for your rising sign. Is it the key to truly feeling like your authentic self or just another TikTok rabbit hole? As a Capricorn rising (aka boss vibes), Stassi breaks down rising vs. Venus signs and makeup tips for each—like minimal for Capricorns and bold for Sagittarius—to help you feel the most you. Plus, they get into 12th house karma and past-life readings—was Stassi a ruthless queen or king? Then comes the real crisis: do any of us even have hobbies, or are we all just repeating what we see on TikTok? Stassi’s committing to a new hobby—flower arranging—and in a surprise twist, Hartford has some very strong perfume opinions.

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    19 February 2025, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 21 minutes
    Grotesque, Yet Great: "The Motherload" with Sarah Hoover

    Stassi sits down with Sarah Hoover to discuss her memoir, The Motherload which is Stassi’s absolute favourite. Sarah opens up about her experiences with postpartum depression, childbirth  trauma, and those first few years of motherhood when she felt completely disconnected from her baby. It’s a raw, relatable conversation that will make every mom feel seen and less alone. They dive into the messy, beautiful truths of motherhood, the identity shifts, the boring baby classes, and  the magical moments that make it all worth it. Plus, they swap spooky ghost stories (because why not?) and how they’ve found their groove as mom’s. This episode is like a cozy chat  with your besties—honest, empowering, and a reminder that you’re not alone in the wild ride of motherhood.

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    12 February 2025, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Heads Off To You! Justice for Marie Antoinette w/ Even The Royals' Aricia Skidmore-Williams and Brooke Siffrinn

    Stassi is spilling all the royal tea in this episode, and it’s all about the one and only Marie Antoinette! Joined by Even the Royals co-hosts Brooke Siffrin and Aricia Skidmore-Williams, they’re diving into the life of history’s most glamorous (and controversial) queen.

    They’re breaking down the wildest rumors, the scandalous 18th-century tabloids (think TikTok drama channels), and the infamous Diamond Necklace Affair that helped topple the monarchy. Turns out, Marie was the original victim of cancel culture—hated for things she didn’t even do. Stassi opens up about her deep connection to Versailles, sharing why she’s so drawn to its opulence and drama. Together, they debate the highs and lows of royal life and tie it all together with a chat about Meghan Markle. 

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    5 February 2025, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    The Sisters Who Invented Castlecore

    Stassi is joined by her sister Georgi for a fun-filled catch-up packed with laughs and sisterly banter. They dive into the age-old debate: who’s got it worse—middle kids or firstborns? (Hint: Stassi’s the firstborn and has opinions.) They also dish on Hartford’s Wicked-meets-Frozen birthday bash and chat about how parents today are upping their playground game to avoid mom-shaming. Stassi fangirls over Outlander’s latest time-travel twists, reminisces about rocking the Castlecore vibe before it was trendy, and wraps up with dreamy Jonathan Bailey moments. This episode is pure sisterly fun!

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    29 January 2025, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 22 minutes
    TikTok Whirlwind with Max Balegde

    In the short but terrible time that we thought TikTok was gone, Stassi had some big realizations—like maybe high-stress situations aren’t her thing. Thankfully, TikTok survived, and now she’s joined by hysterical TikTok star Max Balegde! They spill royal tea, laugh about Max’s sweaty hands debacle, and swap stories about Disney conspiracy theories. From Samuel L. Jackson’s unrecorded interview to Max’s rise from viral videos to international TV, this episode is packed with hilarious moments and UK vibes. All thanks to the app that almost wasn’t!

    This episode is sponsored by: OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com and use code STASSI for 15% off any product. Thrive Causemetics - Get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI. Progressive - Find insurance options within your budget at Progressive.com . Chime - Learn more at chime.com/Stassi . Hiya - Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI. 

    22 January 2025, 4:00 pm
  • 1 hour 22 minutes
    We Love You Los Angeles

    Stassi and Beau share their deeply personal story of navigating the Los Angeles wildfires, where everything changed in an instant. As they struggled to manage their fear and panic—Stassi showing hers outwardly, Beau trying to stay calm—they worked together to prepare their kids and make the emotional decision to evacuate their beloved home before winds kicked back up this week.

    They reflect on how losing a home, whether you’re a celebrity or not, is about so much more than walls—it’s about memories, safety, and love. They are both consumed with thoughts of those who have lost absolutely everything they have worked hard to build. It's unimaginable. If you feel inclined to donate, at the end of the episode, they share some organizations supporting wildfire victims that are making a big difference.

    This episode is sponsored by: OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com and use code STASSI for 15% off any product. Thrive Causemetics - Get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI. Progressive - Find insurance options within your budget at Progressive.com . Thrive Market - Head to ThriveMarket.com/stassi to get 30% off your first order, plus FREE $60 gift. Nutrafol - Get $10 off and free shipping at Nutrafol.com with code STASSI. Caraway - Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 for an additional 10% off your next purchase or use code Stassi10 at checkout.

    17 January 2025, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 14 minutes
    Keep Going: Stassi's Wicked Start to 2025

    Stassi and C-O-Lo are kicking off 2025 with some major New Year's energy! After a long break with her kids, she’s feeling emotional about Hartford growing up—especially now that her daughter lives in her Elphaba outfit and has her contemplating a Frozen-meets-Wicked birthday party mashup. Stassi is on a mission to find her word of the year, taking inspo from Meghan Markle’s resilience, and spilling on how she’s tackling social anxiety as part of her New Year's goals.  Plus, she’s narrowing down her signature scent and embracing her forever love for Castlecore (she was into it before it was trendy). New year, new magic, and all the energy focused on manifesting positivity!

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    8 January 2025, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    Sleigh-ing Christmas with Stassi & Taylor Strecker

    Stassi and her bestie Taylor Strecker are diving into holiday laughs and festive fun in this special Christmas Day episode. They kick things off dreaming up Jesus’ signature cocktail (espresso martini or Prosecco?) and laughing about Stassi’s idea for a gallery-worthy painting of Jesus with his drink of choice—sorry, Beau! TikTok panic is real as Stassi preps for its possible farewell, and Taylor spills the tea on hosting Anna Delvey at her holiday party. From cheetah-print ornaments to Santa Barbara Christmas plans and toddler-level Santa logistics, it’s holiday magic, laughs, and plenty of inappropriate gifts. Cheers!

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    25 December 2024, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    “It’s Not You, It’s the Gift": Stassi's Unwrapping Awkwardness & Holiday Magic

    Stassi and C-O-Lo are bringing the holiday cheer and a side of awkwardness in this festive episode! Stassi dives into her deep discomfort with opening gifts in front of people (can we normalize private gift-opening, please?) and shares her hilarious white elephant story, complete with sneaky gift-hiding. They chat about the lost art of thank-you cards, go-to holiday gift ideas, and the magic of Elf on the Shelf. Plus, Stassi vents about Beau hijacking her perfectly curated wrapping aesthetic, and they swap stories about revealing the big secret about Santa. It’s all things holiday, with laughs, relatable rants, and plenty of sparkle!

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    18 December 2024, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    Day Date with Stassi and Beau: Questions, Conspiracies & Social Media Icks

    Stassi’s back, and this time, Beau joins her for what’s basically a podcast date night. They kick things off with Stassi’s mysterious chin pain and dreams of a Mommy Makeover before diving into a hilarious game of questions. From social media icks like caption cringe and overused filters to conspiracies about secret celebrity tunnels with elite Starbucks, nothing’s off-limits. Stassi debates how she’d prove she’s from the future (witch or leader vibes?), and Beau dreams of a 1960s sports car while Stassi plans to splurge on Versailles antiques. It’s all fun, laughs, and a lot to talk about with these two!

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    11 December 2024, 8:00 am
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