Rude Alchemy

Rude Alchemy

Serial narrative PODCAST melding History, Mystery, Horror, and Comedy; bi-weekly aural remedy for cases of distemper, neurasthenia, and other cranial-malfeasances!

  • 35 minutes 50 seconds
    75 Christmas at Bainbridge: A Carver Academy Christmas Special OR The Christmas Bone!

    The Yuletide is upon Bainbridge Academy, and that can mean only one thing for Master Carvy and Master Baz: A Murther Investigation!


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    27 December 2019, 4:40 am
  • 41 minutes 36 seconds
    74 LIVE Special: The Black Cat by E.A. Poe (Halloween)

    Edgar Allen Poe had a lot of bad things happen to him – disease, addiction, election days… This is worse.


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    3 November 2019, 4:43 pm
  • 56 minutes 16 seconds
    74 Chatter and Lore: Beastiary BS, RTW Trivia, & RSDMMH Guestiage

    Resident Sound Designer Mr. Michael Hahn joins us for Beastiary talk/tales. Ryan almost kills Andrew with his game.


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    5 September 2019, 12:43 am
  • 28 minutes 18 seconds
    73 The Beastiary, Episode 3

    The famed Beastiary is almost within our heroes’ fuzzy, feathery, leathery grasps! But some pages are best left un-turned.


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    31 July 2019, 11:30 pm
  • 23 minutes 53 seconds
    72 The Beastiary, Episode 2

    Inspired by the Tawny Owl’s words, our tamed trio sets out to plan their escape to the land of infinite mates!


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    31 July 2019, 11:26 pm
  • 26 minutes 45 seconds
    71 The Beastiary, Episode 1

    A lion, a tortoise, and a peacock begin to doubt their Zookeeper’s good-nature when their mates are abducted and singled out for ‘special attention.’


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    31 July 2019, 11:21 pm
  • 44 minutes 19 seconds
    70 Chatter and Lore: Questions, Quotes, & Quips… (same ol’ quintessential qrap)

    We beat the round robin out of the Carver Academy bush, Tom cracks our skulls with ‘Who Said That?’, and Andy pitches a feature!


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    25 February 2019, 2:17 am
  • 33 minutes 6 seconds
    69 (teehee) Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 4

    The long-awaited Cotillion is almost here! The perfect time for reconciliation…or revenge?! Find out in the finale!


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    1 February 2019, 4:08 am
  • 29 minutes 9 seconds
    68 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 3

    A tryst, a tale, and a beTrayal. Also shit-death. (It’s not what you think…ok maybe it is I don’t know what you associate with the phrase ‘shit-death.’)


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    1 February 2019, 4:04 am
  • 29 minutes 6 seconds
    67 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 2

    Was it murder? Carvy thinks so – but Headmaster Crustwedge has other ideas.


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    1 February 2019, 4:00 am
  • 23 minutes 16 seconds
    66 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 1

    It’s a crisp autumn at Bainbridge Academy for Boys, and young Basil Basilton takes a strange and somber new student under his wing.


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    1 February 2019, 3:55 am
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