This week, Monty tells us why her back to school joy quickly turned to disappointment, and after a week apart, Mel manages to both miss, and heavily judge, her husband. Monty shares a gross confession, Olivia Rodrigo's armpits have us questioning our own, and Mel has had enough of everyone being so nonch. 

There's also the news that the best TV series ever is returning for a surprise season, and we debrief a week of surreal news involving two tragedies and one VERY close call.

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This week, we touch on the extremely unsettling arrest and DV allegations against Sam Wood, and the ethics around the botched execution in the US of convicted murderer Christa Pike. In lighter news, Mel was mistaken for a celeb in the worst place possible, and Monty asks whether it's ok to call strangers out for being annoying in public. Enjoy!

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This week, Monty's mouth is getting a makeover, but it isn't without its drawbacks. Mel shares the 'colander vs bowl' theory that helped her understand neurodivergent nervous system overload, and we chat about the difficulty of emotional disregulation, the loneliness of feeling like you don't belong, and Monty shares some of the best lies our listeners have ever told. Enjoy!

If you'd like more of a look at the 'colander v bowl' lady, whose name is actually Toni and she's an ND educator, check out her Insta page here. 

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This week, we ask whether a US mum who’s been added to the state child abuse registry for allowing her young child to go for a walk alone has been judged too harshly, and look at our parenting styles in comparison.

We also talk about two recent podcasts featuring Sandra Bullock and Chelsea Handler, and an observation made by Amy Poehler that we can’t get out of her heads. Enjoy!

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This week, we kick off with a surprise anti-gift at the front of Woolies, the hills we're willing to die on, and Monty tells us about how her attempt to get 24 hours of peace got de-railed. We also chat sideline siblings, bored kids, Mel plays 'rank your carbs' and we reminisce about the shittest vegetable of all time. Enjoy!

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This week, we chat the new reality TV show Monty's watching, but a little confused by, and Mel's gone down a rabbit hole of Turkish facelifts. We also chat about the cost of Snoop Dogg + Jess Mauboy's collab, the awkwardness of asking for money back, and the movie sequel that's about 35 years too late. Enjoy!

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This week, we kick off with a very permanent mother/child bonding activity for Mel and her daughter, Mel shares her embarrassing tattoo regret, and Monty's annoyed about having to plan an end of kids' footy season task for the 700th year running. We also chat about the joys of beading, and why we're giving 'attention span maxxing' a crack. Enjoy!

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*This episode discusses suicide, filicide, and psychosis.

This week, we talk about the horrifically complicated trial of Lindsay Clancy, and the uncomfortable reality of how declining mental health doesn't always present the way we expect.

We also talk about our new friend Kate Beckinsale, Monty tells us about her son's unconventional school camp, we reminisce about our own school camp days, and whether teachers really are getting up to mischief when the lights go out like we thought. There's also Chopper, prison, and we ponder the very realistic and important question of who would play us in a movie?  Enjoy!

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We sat down and had a chat with a real-life Doctor of Skinnnn (also known as a dermatologist). Her name is Dr Eshini Perera, and she is delightful and full to the brim with skincare knowledge.

We asked her all about what to do with our peri skin, and she broke down a super simple, stupid skincare routine for all of us.

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WARNING: Most of our episodes aren't really appropriate for young ears, but a heads-up that this one is DEFINITELY not.

This week, Monty tells us about the upcoming holiday that will leave 3/4 of her family disappointed, her plans to take the Byron Bay wedding industry by storm, and Mel floats two of her self-declared  'amazing ideas'  involving cake, and porn. But not together.

We hear some classic Dolly Doctor questions from back in the day, and one of them takes us straight to the gates of blowjob city, where dentists, major illness, and a classic porno with perhaps the greatest storyline ever, all feature. Enjoy! 😂

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This week, we kick off with the recent speculation around Ariana Grande's health, and the discomfort of whether we should be talking about it at all. Monty tells us about the rapper who claims to get exactly ZERO hours sleep at night, and Mel shares a clip that pissed her off and Insta, and we dissect our thoughts about it and ask - can men and women ever really be just friends? Enjoy!

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