Ted Danson is dangerously delightful... don't let him try to tell you otherwise.

Ted and Dan got together in Los Angeles back on June 3, 2024, and bonded over coming to terms with their insecurities late in life… could you imagine a world where the adored icon was not only shy, but thought he lost his funny, and needed Larry David to save him? That last part was about Ted, of course, not Dan. (Sorry, Dan). Ted also shares memories from his legendary time on “Cheers” and his magnetic friendship with the “whimsical” Woody Harrelson that culminated in their wonderful SiriusXM podcast, “Where Everybody Knows Your Name with Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson (Sometimes)”. Watch Ted Danson on the hit Netflix series, "A Man on the Inside", created by Mike Schur. Both seasons of "A Man on the Inside" are now streaming on Netflix.

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"AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT KAWHI LEONARD?!"

Jeremy is very frustrated as he tries to finish up his latest song, and I promise we'll get to it eventually. JuJu reveals that watching Traitors changed his life.

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"Anything is better than these terrible jokes I've written about Hitler."

Stand-up comedian Lucas Zelnick tells us why he's like a gambling addict when it comes to bombing and how he found out that calling a gay dude "gay" is not funny, but actually just a hate crime. Plus, we break down yet another all-time banger from Chris "Mad Dog" Russo on load management in the NBA, and Tony bets the castle.

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"The closest to a smoking gun..."

After an update to the pizza crust debate from yesterday, Pablo joins us to discuss his new bombshell reporting surrounding the Clippers, Kawhi Leonard, tampering, and even, potentially, a mention of this financial deal to the federal government. In the process, Tony and Mike undercut Jeremy to the point that he lashes out.

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"The rubber meets the road in a big way."

Nick Wright has stolen an idea from JuJu, but to his credit, it's a REALLY interesting idea. He also has thoughts on the futures of Victor Wembanyama, Drake Maye, and someone he was unfamiliar with before the Super Bowl: Bad Bunny.

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"God Bless America, God Bless Malachi Toney, and God Bless Uuuuuuudeeehhhhhh!"

We're living the jai life as we jaiperventilate over the Miami Hurricanes' win over the jaily ranked North Carolina Tar Heels. Greg also can't remember the jailight of his life at the fronton.

Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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"🎶 Best way to get money 🎶"

JuJu is here wearing his throwback Marlins jacket, with some show feedback, corrections, and an update on The Polls. But first, Jeremy has another parody song for one of our show sponsors.

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"The F you think I was drafted to Detroit for?"

Tony finds the ugliest possible spot for his Top 5, the entire NBA fought each other last night, Bad Bunny reminds Dan why he's named Dan, and the crew learns that Gabe Vincent is indeed an Atlanta Hawk.

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"Dan, is your position now anti-football as opposed to pro-football?"

Chuck Klosterman joins us from in front of his electric fireplace to discuss his new book, "Football," and why the cultural monolith of the game may eventually be... doomed?

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"Gingers don't watch ginger porn."

Greg has so many memory lapses that Dan utters words he's never spoken before: 'Too much Greg.'

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"My wife always handles the wand."

After the Heat's loss to the Jazz, a team that is purposefully trying to lose to a point that Zas has threatened to send their coach to prison, we're talkin' boy bands, pizza crust, and the Marlins bringing back teal as p's and c's report to Spring Training.

Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Jonathan 'Phony Bologna' Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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