Imaginary Advice

Imaginary Advice

A miscellany of stories, presented by Ross Suther…

  • 54 minutes 48 seconds
    LEAKER
    [Episode 118] LEAKER: An Imaginary Advice Horror Special! The top-floor occupant of a block of flats is discovered dead. Even after the clean-up crew departs, something remains… NB. This episode is presented in spectacular VHS! Don’t forget to rewind the tape for the next customer… Written and performed by Ross Sutherland Produced by Ross Sutherland for Imaginary Advice. Help keep the podcast alive! Make a one-off donation: www.buymeacoffee.com/imaginaryadvice Become a supporter: www.patreon.com/rossgsutherland [Patreons who donate $5 or more get access to my bonus podcast series, Untitled Horror Screenplay. Every month on UHS, I come up with a pitch for a new horror film.] Trailer narrator: Clint Morrison Music includes: "Tree in the Lake" by Emilio Merone (License #: 42553683184) "Velvet Night" by ihsandincer (License #: 42553683184) Additional music by Waving Ant https://wavingant.bandcamp.com/
    17 November 2025, 5:30 am
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    Unlocked: "Groundhog Slay" (Untitled Horror Screenplay #12)
    I'm on holiday, so this month I'm unlocking an episode of my Patreon bonus podcast, UNTITLED HORROR SCREENPLAY. Part One: I try to establish a new horror subgenre called DETERMINISTIC HORROR. ie. horror films in which the grisly end is cosmically ordained from the very beginning. I talk about The Shining (1980), The Tenant (1976), Hereditary (2018), plus a bit on Midsommar (2019). Part Two: I pitch my own “Doom-locked” horror film, extremely loosely inspired by the movie Groundhog Day. Listen to the whole back-catalogue of episodes for only $5, via my Patreon: www.patreon.com/rossgsutherland Alternatively, make a one-off donation to the show via www.buymeacoffee.com/imaginaryadvice
    13 October 2025, 8:16 am
  • 58 minutes 5 seconds
    Two Wolves
    Three stories about two wolves. Written and produced by Ross Sutherland for Imaginary Advice. Contains additional music by Jeremy Warmsley. Also featuring the voices of Emily Dening and Lizzy Dening. Support the show: www.patreon.com/rossgsutherland www.buymeacoffee.com/imaginaryadvice
    15 September 2025, 4:00 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    No Ending
    Three stories without endings. Written and produced by Ross Sutherland for Imaginary Advice. Additional music by Jeremy Warmsley. Additional voice acting: Lizzy Dening, Elliot Sutherland-Dening. Support the podcast: www.patreon.com/rossgsutherland www.buymeacoffee/com/imaginaryadvice
    18 August 2025, 4:00 am
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    Ship of Theseus
    [Episode 115] Three audio pieces inspired by the "Ship of Theseus" paradox. A man in healthcare communications is replaced by a clone; an after-dinner party turns bloody when presents are exchanged; a 360-year old folk song finally receives an updated ending. All pieces written and produced by Ross Sutherland Voice cast: Tessa Parr, Angus Dunican, Tamsin Kennard. Additional voice acting by Lizzy Dening. Performance in "Barbara Allen" by Nina Jones. Contains the song "My Coffee Shop Morning" by Denis Pavlov (Licensed via Melodyloops #99273545966) Also contains the song “Healing And Meditation Mood” by AGsoundtrax (Licensed via Melodyloops #99273545966) A list of Tribeca Festival’s Official Selection for Audio Storytelling (scroll to the end). Some of these shows are yet to be released but you can find their trailers through your usual podcatcher: https://tribecafilm.com/festival/audio-storytelling SUPPORT IMAGINARY ADVICE: www.patreon.com/rossgsutherland www.buymeacoffee.com/imaginaryadvice
    14 July 2025, 4:00 am
  • 39 minutes 13 seconds
    They Will / They Wont (Part 2)
    They Will / They Wont (Part 2) by Imaginary Advice
    9 June 2025, 4:01 am
  • 2 minutes 10 seconds
    They Will / They Wont: Live in NYC June 12th
    TW/TW Live: Thursday 12th, June, 10pm | Red Room @ KGB Bar Reserve a space here: https://bit.ly/TheyWont Listener Hangout: Friday 13th June, 8pm | The Dead Rabbit, Water St
    4 June 2025, 12:42 pm
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    They Will / They Wont (Part 1)
    Part One of Two. (Second part released on June 9th 2025) Official Selection: Audio Storytelling | Tribeca 2025 Written and narrated by Ross Sutherland and Joe Dunthorne. Produced by Ross Sutherland for the Imaginary Advice podcast. Contains additional music by Jeremy Warmsley. THEY WILL / THEY WON’T is a collaboration between playwright Ross Sutherland and Welsh author Joe Dunthorne (Submarine, Children of Radium). Described as a “duelling rom-com”, Sutherland and Dunthorne took turns writing chapters, passing control of the story back and forth. One author had the explicit goal of bringing the two protagonists together (Team Love). The other was tasked with breaking the characters apart (Team Unlove). Both authors used every dirty trick in the book to try and manipulate the story to their own desired outcome.
    12 May 2025, 4:00 am
  • 59 minutes 31 seconds
    Rule of Thirds
    [Episode 112] Four new audio sketches from Ross Sutherland: a professional skateboarder reinvents God, a bystander sees something he shouldn't, a pizza order saves a life, a group of friends attend a photography class. All pieces written and produced by Ross Sutherland. Additional voice work by Emma Spearing. Contains additional score by Jeremy Warmsley. Support the podcast & receive my bonus podcast series: www.patreon.com/rossgsutherland Alternatively, make a one-off donation to the show: www.buymeacoffee.com/imaginaryadvice
    14 April 2025, 4:00 am
  • 59 minutes 45 seconds
    The Tunnel of Love
    Two stories on the transformational power of love. Part one: Tunnel of Love, written and produced by Ross Sutherland. Part two: The Rock and Crystalmonger's Last Rock, written and performed by Tim Harding. Contains additional score by Jeremy Warmsley. Support the show: www.patreon.com/rossgsutherland Or make a one-off donation: www.buymeacoffee.com/imaginaryadvice Mailing list and merch: www.imaginaryadvice.com
    10 March 2025, 12:00 am
  • 43 minutes 53 seconds
    The Fifth Tellytubby
    Don't call it a relapse: Imaginary Advice returns for 2025. Featuring four short pieces written and produced by Ross Sutherland. Also featuring the voice of Emma Spearing and Angus Dunican. Support the show: www.patreon.com/rossgsutherland Alternatively make a one-off donation: www.buymeacoffee.com/imaginaryadvice www.imaginaryadvice.com
    10 February 2025, 5:00 am
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