Elliot & Dave's rude take down of this rude song is straight-up rude. But this podcast will have you saying, "I'm glad they were so rude." Also, don't miss out on Song Stats and Kommenter's Korner!

If you like bull nuts hangin' off the ball hitch of your jacked-up pickup truck, then you'll probably hate Elliot & Dave's analysis of the Colt Ford song "Washed in the Mud." The De Wit boys cover every mud-soaked word of this off-road anthem, and Ricky Heck Tate Jr. returns to share the story of his (and his truck's) baptism as well as his tragic tale of the 2nd Amendment gone wrong. If there's a song you want to hear on the show, send it in an email to [email protected]

Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Not if you're Dan Fogelberg! Remembering his auld acquainti has resulted in a hit song that will go down in history as one of the most overly-descriptive songs of all-time. PLUS one of Dan's old high school classmates Mark Bugowski stops by to tell the true story of the events that lead to this song. Have a wonderful New Year and don't forget to email [email protected]

It's Christmas time! And nothing says Christmas better than a grandmother's gruesome death. Elliot & Dave play detective as they break down "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" by Elmo & Patsy. Their gift to you is that they tear this song to pieces like 4-year-old shreds wrapping paper on Christmas morn. So roast some chestnuts, open that fire, and cozy up with They Said What? If there's a song you want to hear on the show, email it to us at [email protected]

CHOO! CHOO! Who's that pulling into the They Said What Station? Why it's Pat Monahan (pronounced Moynahan) and his band Train! And this Train's cargo isn't coal or humans, it's terrible song lyrics! So get yourself a ticket and take a ride as Elliot & Dave tear apart the "humorous" lyrics of "50 Ways to Say Goodbye." Don't miss another Kommenter's Korner as you say goodbye to boredom by listening to this form of entertainment. ALL ABOARD! Is there a song you'd like to hear on the podcast? Email it to us at [email protected]

Elliot & Dave once again do a fantasticly, hilariously, entertainmently fun job breaking down each beer-soaked, twang-filled word of Toby Keith's musical masterpiece "I Love This Bar." Toby Keith super fan Ricky Heck-Tate Jr. calls in and the brothers read through a few comments in the first ever Kommenters Korner! After listening to this episode, you'll be saying, "I love this podcast!" Do you know a song with terrible lyrics that you'd like to hear us do on the podcast? Email us at [email protected]

Halloween is here again, and what better way to celebrate the holiday than by trick-or-treating yourselves to Elliot & Dave's hilarious banter on the famous Halloween carol "Monster Mash." With a special guest appearance by Dracula's son! Is there a song you'd like to hear on the podcast? Email it to us at [email protected]

Elliot & Dave break down the few, confusing lyrics in this year's smash hit "Turn Down For What?" by DJ Snake & Lil Jon. The song's creator (but not lyric writer) DJ Snake calls in and drops some exclusive knowledge that you can't miss! Do you know a song with terrible lyrics that you'd like to hear us do on the podcast? Email us at [email protected]

Elliot & Dave break down the 2001 hit song "What Would You Do?" by City High line by line and analyze the story that this song is telling as well as the stories behind the song. City High member Ryan Toby stops by in a surprise visit that you can't miss! Do you know a song with terrible lyrics that you'd like to hear us do on the podcast? Email us at [email protected]