It's four blokes talking about stuff. Look, we're not hurting anyone, just leave us be.
In which our heroes talk about an incredible toastie maker. Graham has his boiler condemned because of woke, Chris comes back from Cyprus, Adam has an uneventful week and Daniel actually saves an actual man’s actual life.
In which our heroes discuss the best places to sleep. Graham talks about phonetic alphabets, Adam pulls his floorboards up to check for bodies and Dan has a Kermodian rant about sleeping bags.
In which our heroes discuss who are tea nations. Graham heats up his knives, Chris suffers two distressing incidents in toilets and Adam has a piss colour chart.
In which our heroes rank supermarkets. Adam disposes of a mouse’s corpse, Chris sets fire to an old man in the gym, Graham pisses everywhere and Daniel isn’t really listening.
In which our heroes talk about political podcasts. Chris eats plain yoghurt, Graham plans how to sacrifice himself in the event of a zombie apocalypse, Daniel double fists food from the canapé table into his face and Adam believes he knows how to build an escalator.
In which our heroes frame Graham for murder. Daniel makes some banana bread like it’s 2020, Graham remembers an obscure 80s film and Chris has all food ruined for him by some nerds.
This one also just cuts off at the end, still don’t know why.
In which our heroes are halved. Adam waffles for nearly two hours about Baldur’s Gate 3 and Dan waffles for nearly two hours about Baldur’s Gate 3. Suffice it to say if you haven’t yet finished the game (and intend to), you probably don’t want to listen to this until you have because we spoil the fuck out of it.
In which our heroes celebrate Friendship Month. Adam has become marriaged, Daniel has bankrupted Birmingham council and Graham considers getting an indentured servant.
For some reason it just ends abruptly, no idea why.
In which our heroes talk about Adam’s stag do. Graham makes an amazing spreadsheet, Chris buys a new car and Daniel becomes a Boomer.
If you would like to view the spreadsheet with all the scores from the actual Stag in it, it’s here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11-YFweSPBb1NG9JX06M6A_g6kNBK8rxbYSTbbsaGciM/edit?usp=sharing
The points allocations per event are different because I applied different weighting after this was recorded, so shut up.
In which our heroes eventually get round to reviewing their 2023 predictions and make some new ones about 2024. Not before discussing the socio-religious importance of circumcision and also orgy logistics.
In which our heroes talk about loads of stuff. Adam has invasive bum surgery, Chris has a horrible new job, Graham has been speeding again and Daniel receives some disturbing mail.
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