Our heroes review their awful 2025 predictions and make even worse 2026 predictions.  You know the drill.

In which Dan and Adam are permitted to podcast unsupervised, and also it’s a year between us recording this and editing it.  Strap in folks, it’s going to be something.  Our heroic duo rejoice as Adam finds a new job, discuss the latest research around universal basic income and then get on to the latest (year old) Trump bullshit that’s happened.  Dan plans for his own untimely death and then they both plan (last) Christmas.  They also repeat a bunch of stories from 306 cause it was a month apart our time but I’m shoving them out back to back.  Anyhoo, slop is the way of things now so I’m sure it’s fine.

In which our heroes finally get round to editing a podcast from over a year ago.  Sorry about that.  They discuss the safeguards around the deprivation of liberty, chat a lot about life in Cypress, including how to access pornography.  They also discuss the ethics of inadvertent theft and the joy of work, and end up talking about films and tv.

In which our heroes discuss classy Greek bestiality, the PG tips monkeh and then have an extended discussions about the Bridport hate stones and ecumenical theology

In which our heroes consider how Wetherspoons might make inroads into the lucrative hospital market. Graham comes to the end of his employment, Adam considers standing desks and Dan Googles his own front door.

It’s taken 300+ episodes and over 10 years to get to this point, but our legal team have finally put their foot down and demanded that a large amount of content be removed from this episode.

Dan’s new found approach to his GDPR responsibilities is as commendable as it is surprising, not to mention pretty bloody sexy. Could this be the start of his Strict Daddy era? Time will tell.

In which our heroes spend over an hour casting the Discworld, despite nobody asking them to. This is incredibly geeky, niche and boring even by our standards, so might be best to give it a miss.

Oh, also Dan’s going to Japan but didn’t think to tell anyone.

In which our heroes discuss The White Lotus and its various breasts and testicles. Daniel goes to a weird dating event, Chris finds some more hate stones, Graham is underwhelmed and Adam fact checks.

In which our heroes talk about meal deals. Graham has some ripe prawns, Chris finds some more hate pebbles, Adam goes to Greggs and Dan contributes in other ways.

In which our heroes explore the deep maths of theoretical paper sizes and think about which historical figures they’d like to hallucinate. Chris has a new job, Graham has a new job and Dan’s reflection comes out of the mirror to kill him. Adam is dead.

Note: I forgot to insert a comedy burp sound effect in post. Please feel free to imagine it happening at the funniest possible moment.

In which our heroes mourn the death of their friend Chris. Chris recounts the steps leading up to his death, Graham tries to remember hairy people and Adam has a new job which is making him do work.

In which our heroes consider how much money Fergie made from Budgie the Little Helicopter. Graham has some problematic Biblical content, Adam finishes a job and Daniel threatens to murder CEOs of healthcare companies.