SUMMARY: It's our twelfth anniversary…we think. We discuss the lawsuit in regard to Taylor Swift's use of "Confessions of a Showgirl." Matt disrespects an already disrespectful use of an American flag. In movie talk, we discus the new MOTU trailer plus other recent film releases. Also, Jacob's looking at license plates, and a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Matt and Jacob are recording together in the same place, which begs the question of what version of The Churn they're in. Jacob has exciting news about Spadoni and runs afoul of Fremont Street security. Matt overcomes a past shortcoming with a t-shirt. Plus, Al the Pizza Man gives us a business update and a Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Jacob consolidates his DVD collection, as Paul has DVD players to spare; is the latter hoarding? Much praise for the improv show in Bethlehem, Pa. We talk about having diverging opinions with the neighbors while maintaining civil relations. Paul alerts us to what's happening to military experts on UFOs. And a sort-of MOTU Scoopardy!

SUMMARY: Stephen Booth, aka the DidgeriDouche, joins Matt and Paul for a live show in Bethlehem, Pa. Paul ponders why a Star Trek-themed Monopoly doesn't make any sense. Matt and Stephen take a trip down memory lane, recalling various bad jobs and time spent in the Virgin Islands. Plus, a treasure trove of Canadian Physical Scoop Mail from Arson Boyd, @arsonboyd on Instagram, and a 'questions from the Zoom chat' Jock vs. Nerd.

SUMMARY: We start the show with Vegas and Pittsburgh weather updates. Matt's in L.A. with the kids touring Universal Studios; does the tram tour reach today's youth? We talk about the Oscars before Jessica Jane joins us to share some new hobbies, a hobby-related injury, plus an interesting way to deal with a porch pirate. Also a Scoopardy!

SUMMARY: Jacob enjoys listening to multiple versions of popular songs and confronts a Tibetan monk. Vulcan mind melds arouse Paul. Weed lounges are popping up around Vegas; are they social venues? Matt bleeds profusely again. Also a 'See U Next Tuesday' Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: JD Newitt joins us to share a fun animatic from WayneGio along with an update on the HeyScoops documentary. Jacob has glowing words for The Party at Superfrico. Paul has a shoutout for the Player One podcast. Also, some exciting news on Matt and Paul podcasting live in Easton, Pa., and a Scoopardy.

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SUMMARY: Brad Sherwood returns with exciting news about improvising Shakespeare with Matt, Paul, and Spadoni. A callback on "Why are you so hot?" leads the discussion to Brad and Paul's looks in their youth. Plus, a nod to a recent Justin Robert Young podcast on crime and statistics, what constitutes yacht rock, and an 'equal shot answer' Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Matt goes to a parent-teacher meeting and oversteps his authority. Paul notes the only good news right now comes from the WWE. Jacob gets a beauty treatment for a Valentine present. Plus, love for "The Muppet Show," Paul sees "Wuthering Heights," travel advice in Scoop Mail, and a 'more 90s' Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Matt's back from cruise work before starting his new magic show. Paul gives the deets on his skincare regimen. Jacob reviews "Love Johnny Carson" and "Song Sung Blue," and has a sensitive belly to a dirty tap. A corporate Shark Tank challenge takes a dark turn. Plus a 'famous' Scoopardy.

SUMMARY: Scott Roeben, aka Vital Vegas, returns! We talk about steak houses and how Vegas has so many great restaurants. Scott also opines about the A's ballpark site, the Hard Rock Casino guitar tower, high-speed rail to SoCal, the Vegas Loop, F1, and getting doxxed. Also a Scoopardy.