• 1 hour 16 minutes
    Episode 1312: Duo-late-o

    SUMMARY: We start the show with some blunt talk. Matt‘s been working on an Alaskan cruise and takes some time to sit on a dock and enjoy the moment. Also, Matt recalls some of his more challenging cruise ship shows. Scoop Jesus, aka Zelda, and Barry G. Boogie from Real Big Top join us to talk about their upcoming show at Fallout Fringe Fest. And a Scoopardy.


    11 May 2026, 5:39 am
  • 1 hour 32 minutes
    Episode 1311: Not an Unchipped Tooth in the House with Nick Diffatte

    SUMMARY: Comedian and magician Nick Diffatte joins us in The Churn! Nick talks about performing in Mad Apple, playing on the road in Jokers of Magic, magician/producer Chris Kenner, Copperfield superfans, and the challenge of Vegas audiences. Matt's prepping swag for his Alaska cruise and learns that ducks don't have sphincters. Also, a Scoopardy.

    7 May 2026, 10:11 am
  • 1 hour 15 minutes
    Episode 1310 - Vote for Horses Because Freedom! with Nicholas Newman

    SUMMARY: Nicholas Newman drops in from Kentucky with news on changes that are happening to a certain horse race that shall remain nameless for licensing reasons. Matt takes the boys to a Banana Ball game and is looking to afford a visit to Edinburgh. Also, a Scoopardy full of 'things.'


    4 May 2026, 6:20 am
  • 1 hour 32 minutes
    Episode 1309: Matt Has A Gross Hole

    SUMMARY: An NFL coach holding hands with a sports reporter sparks a debate about sports being scripted. Jacob gets an 'emergency' phone call about his mother. The boys talk about brushing teeth in the shower. Matt and Jacob have problems with their phones. Plus, 'Am I the Asshole?' in Scoop Mail and a 'Macabre Master' Scoopardy.


    30 April 2026, 7:01 am
  • 1 hour 39 minutes
    Episode 1308: Casey Beeps Himself! with Casey Webb

    SUMMARY: Casey Webb joins us from New Orleans, reflecting on his time with 'Man v. Food' and on how much the business has changed since. Along with creating Casey Webb’s Inferno NJ Style Hot Sauce and Honey, Casey is working on a new podcast. Also, we learn that middle schoolers are terrible sports fans, Matt explains The Penis Game to Paul, and a Scoopardy.


    27 April 2026, 5:45 am
  • 1 hour 27 minutes
    Episode 1307: Judi Dench is Very Relavent

    SUMMARY: Jacob has gifts for Matt and Paul. It's Matt's birthday, and the family goes out for teppanyaki and yogurt. Hair stylists don't know who Judi Dench is. Jacob goes to a Golden Knights game and sits near a couple disappointed with their seats. Plus, Matt undeservedly sees David Byrne, Paul riffs teppan-yuk'es, and a Scoopardy.


    23 April 2026, 6:58 am
  • 1 hour 21 minutes
    Episode 1306: Crankin' It to Gershwin with RJ City and Nug Nahrgang

    SUMMARY: Nug Nahrgang brings AEW's RJ City to the show! We talk about RJ's career swing from wrestling to stand-up comedy and what they have in common. Paul asks whom in the AEW roster is best suited to other professions. Plus, RJ meets the guy who was bequeathed Wayland Flowers' "Madam" doll, the awkwardness of well-intentioned racism, and a group-themed Scoopardy.

    20 April 2026, 6:45 am
  • 1 hour 46 minutes
    Episode 1305: Shakespearean Looking Buckets

    SUMMARY: Jacob gets his eyebrows done again. On a flight home, Matt sits next to a guy who takes off his shoes. What comedy would we choose to watch before getting shot? Jacob talks with an old tech hand. Plus a Scoopardy. Tickets for Shakespeare the Musical at the Fallout Fringe Festival are on sale at https://www.crowdwork.com/e/shakespeare-the-musical.



    16 April 2026, 6:41 am
  • 1 hour 26 minutes
    Episode 1304: The Narwhal is Nature's Hat Stand

    SUMMARY: We have Patreon laments. Paul smells like dumpster juice after eating a snack. Jacob has a follow-up on a traveler down on their luck. Matt uses tinfoil to connect with an audience member who doesn't like magic shows. Paul has opinions on people who don't maintain flag displays. And a Scoopardy.

    13 April 2026, 6:59 am
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    Episode 1303: Orange is the New Lowe's

    SUMMARY: A truck runs into the Main Street Casino, and The Magic Castle catches fire. Matt's back on a cruise ship with an update on Pint of Plain. Jacob hasn't been sleeping of late when he's not insulting Home Depot employees. What are the deets on crossbow acts? Also, Smitty Scoop goes to court and a Scoopardy!

    9 April 2026, 3:08 pm
  • 1 hour 32 minutes
    Episode 1302: There Was a Crunch!

    SUMMARY: Matt's backing out of cruise ship gigs to stay home with the family, but not all of them; could Jacob sub for the rest? Was Matt able to make 'The Duke Call' while out at the movies? Paul discusses 'The Backrooms' phenomenon. At the Rio, Brogan has an incident! Plus a movies Scoopardy.


    6 April 2026, 3:33 am
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