No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

  • 1 hour 4 seconds
    No Such Thing As A Shakespeare Burger

    Nina Conti joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss ventriloquists, gogillath, Shakestheare, and Twintheth Nargaret.

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    19 March 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 28 minutes 40 seconds
    Little Fish: Release The Naughty List

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including the North Pole and the Northern Line. We find out which of our names would be worst on the back of a football jersey. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.

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    15 March 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 57 minutes 26 seconds
    No Such Thing As The Official Podcast Of Wyoming

    Mary Roach joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss blood banks, breast boosting and beneficial bryophytes. 

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    12 March 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 29 minutes 31 seconds
    Little Fish: I am Dorkus, Queen of the Dorks

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including underground trains and underground roots. We find out what James did at Andy's wedding that was so distracting. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.

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    8 March 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 59 minutes 20 seconds
    No Such Thing As Billions Of Checkers Boards

    Daniel Sloss joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Lord of the Rings, North of the Border, and the Father of Electricity. 

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    5 March 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 30 minutes 27 seconds
    Little Fish: Full Body Botox

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including avocado, almonds, Geese and Grace Kelly. James takes us on a hell of a Kentucky Derby ride. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.

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    1 March 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 54 minutes 13 seconds
    No Such Thing As A Hedgehog In A Lifeboat

    Melanie Bracewell joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss springtime, snot and Selena Gomez. 

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    26 February 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 29 minutes 17 seconds
    Little Fish: See You In The Charts

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including baseball, bridges and Ryan Bingham. We also learn why you don't want a meeting with Andy, no matter how handsome he might be. And we bestow eight facts on Friends of the Podcast. 

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    22 February 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 52 minutes 42 seconds
    No Such Thing As Magical Fox Phishing

    Ray O'Leary joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Rousseau, rays, receptionists and remarkable royalties. 

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    19 February 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 28 minutes 21 seconds
    Little Fish: Gary Scrabble

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Sisyphus, Slovenia and Southern Comfort. We also learn what Kenny G thought when he met Dan. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. 

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    15 February 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 54 minutes 30 seconds
    No Such Thing As Supercritical Hot Rock Music

    Maddie Moate joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss bees, bulbs, cereal and stars.

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    12 February 2026, 11:55 pm
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