No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

  • 55 minutes 17 seconds
    No Such Thing As The God of Snooze Buttons

    Anne Miller joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss beans, Blackbeard and Ben Hur. 

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    9 April 2026, 10:55 pm
  • 28 minutes 42 seconds
    Little Fish: The Body Of A Young Paul Newman

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including dogs playing poker and peacocks destroying planets. Dan reveals the name of his pot plant. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.

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    5 April 2026, 10:55 pm
  • 58 minutes 54 seconds
    No Such Thing As Elizabeth I's Burnt Umber

    Angela Barnes joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss the cars, the horses and the runs. 

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    2 April 2026, 10:55 pm
  • 29 minutes 25 seconds
    Little Fish: The Cat Is Banging On The Door

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including soccer, snacks and Stonehenge. We discover which of us has an alter-ego called 'Struggle Cop'. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.

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    29 March 2026, 10:55 pm
  • 57 minutes 27 seconds
    No Such Thing As Doing A Solzhenitsyn

    Daliso Chaponda joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss space, scrabble, smuggling and cichlids. 

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    Thanks to the National Space Centre for the use of the BIS spacesuit image. 

    26 March 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 29 minutes 18 seconds
    Little Fish: The Rat Ticklers Need Me

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including boneless chicken, lifeless fungi paradoxical frogs. We learn what Anna has in common with Charles Dickens. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.

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    22 March 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 1 hour 4 seconds
    No Such Thing As A Shakespeare Burger

    Nina Conti joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss ventriloquists, gogillath, Shakestheare, and Twintheth Nargaret.

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    19 March 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 28 minutes 40 seconds
    Little Fish: Release The Naughty List

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including the North Pole and the Northern Line. We find out which of our names would be worst on the back of a football jersey. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.

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    15 March 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 57 minutes 26 seconds
    No Such Thing As The Official Podcast Of Wyoming

    Mary Roach joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss blood banks, breast boosting and beneficial bryophytes. 

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    12 March 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 29 minutes 31 seconds
    Little Fish: I am Dorkus, Queen of the Dorks

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including underground trains and underground roots. We find out what James did at Andy's wedding that was so distracting. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.

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    8 March 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 59 minutes 20 seconds
    No Such Thing As Billions Of Checkers Boards

    Daniel Sloss joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Lord of the Rings, North of the Border, and the Father of Electricity. 

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    5 March 2026, 11:55 pm
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