No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

  • 27 minutes 26 seconds
    Little Fish: The OId Ron Brown

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including pigs, pangolins and sea slugs.  We also make some dubious rhymes, and meet seven new Custodians of Fish Facts. 

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    8 February 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 59 minutes 27 seconds
    No Such Thing As Space Eggs

    Lieven Scheire joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Cray, cranes, and the crazy crazy world of silica gel. 

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    5 February 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 31 minutes 33 seconds
    Little Fish: Right Over Our Heads

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Joan of Arc, Lily Allen and Vidkun Quisling. We also make some VERY STRONG jokes that require a lot of explanation, and we meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. 

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    1 February 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 53 minutes 28 seconds
    No Such Thing As Gutter Ice

    Sally Phillips joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Greenlandic traditions, Australian accents and British Airways.

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    29 January 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 28 minutes 9 seconds
    Little Fish: It's Not Shaped Like A Hobnob

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Ben Nevis, Mount Everest and Canadian toenails.  We also explain why none of us has a Guinness World Record, and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. 

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    25 January 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 59 minutes 26 seconds
    No Such Thing As Debreadtion

    Olga Koch joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss puns, pizza, peat and peeved performers.

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    22 January 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 29 minutes 45 seconds
    Little Fish: Not Sponsored By Reba McEntire

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Batman, Tim Horton and Saint-Saëns.  We chat about cinema classics like Cruel Intentions 2 and Indiana Jones 4, and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. 

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    18 January 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 55 minutes 39 seconds
    No Such Thing As Captain Crossword

    Tom Allen joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Noel, Nudie, Greeks and Gardening.

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    15 January 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 29 minutes 39 seconds
    Little Fish: It's Mostly Machines These Days

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Lincolns, lollipops and Lamas. We also hear a very questionable story about bumblebees, and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. 

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    11 January 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 57 minutes 58 seconds
    No Such Thing As Meat And Greet

    Lou Sanders joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Margate, murmuring, Morrissey and Medicine (Nobel Prize for...)

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    8 January 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 30 minutes 8 seconds
    Little Fish: If You Believe What the Government Tells You
    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including lice, dinosaurs and pin boys. We also learn what spies keep alongside their meat pies, and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. 

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    4 January 2026, 11:55 pm
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