No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

  • 30 minutes 27 seconds
    Little Fish: Full Body Botox

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including avocado, almonds, Geese and Grace Kelly. James takes us on a hell of a Kentucky Derby ride. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.

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    1 March 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 54 minutes 13 seconds
    No Such Thing As A Hedgehog In A Lifeboat

    Melanie Bracewell joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss springtime, snot and Selena Gomez. 

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    26 February 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 29 minutes 17 seconds
    Little Fish: See You In The Charts

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including baseball, bridges and Ryan Bingham. We also learn why you don't want a meeting with Andy, no matter how handsome he might be. And we bestow eight facts on Friends of the Podcast. 

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    22 February 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 52 minutes 42 seconds
    No Such Thing As Magical Fox Phishing

    Ray O'Leary joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Rousseau, rays, receptionists and remarkable royalties. 

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    19 February 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 28 minutes 21 seconds
    Little Fish: Gary Scrabble

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Sisyphus, Slovenia and Southern Comfort. We also learn what Kenny G thought when he met Dan. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians. 

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    15 February 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 54 minutes 30 seconds
    No Such Thing As Supercritical Hot Rock Music

    Maddie Moate joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss bees, bulbs, cereal and stars.

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    12 February 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 27 minutes 26 seconds
    Little Fish: The OId Ron Brown

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including pigs, pangolins and sea slugs.  We also make some dubious rhymes, and meet seven new Custodians of Fish Facts. 

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    8 February 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 59 minutes 27 seconds
    No Such Thing As Space Eggs

    Lieven Scheire joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Cray, cranes, and the crazy crazy world of silica gel. 

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    5 February 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 31 minutes 33 seconds
    Little Fish: Right Over Our Heads

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Joan of Arc, Lily Allen and Vidkun Quisling. We also make some VERY STRONG jokes that require a lot of explanation, and we meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. 

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    1 February 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 53 minutes 28 seconds
    No Such Thing As Gutter Ice

    Sally Phillips joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Greenlandic traditions, Australian accents and British Airways.

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    29 January 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 28 minutes 9 seconds
    Little Fish: It's Not Shaped Like A Hobnob

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Ben Nevis, Mount Everest and Canadian toenails.  We also explain why none of us has a Guinness World Record, and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. 

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    25 January 2026, 11:55 pm
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