No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

  • 29 minutes 45 seconds
    Little Fish: Not Sponsored By Reba McEntire

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Batman, Tim Horton and Saint-Saëns.  We chat about cinema classics like Cruel Intentions 2 and Indiana Jones 4, and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. 

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    18 January 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 55 minutes 39 seconds
    No Such Thing As Captain Crossword

    Tom Allen joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Noel, Nudie, Greeks and Gardening.

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    15 January 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 29 minutes 39 seconds
    Little Fish: It's Mostly Machines These Days

    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Lincolns, lollipops and Lamas. We also hear a very questionable story about bumblebees, and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. 

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    11 January 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 57 minutes 58 seconds
    No Such Thing As Meat And Greet

    Lou Sanders joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Margate, murmuring, Morrissey and Medicine (Nobel Prize for...)

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    8 January 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 30 minutes 8 seconds
    Little Fish: If You Believe What the Government Tells You
    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including lice, dinosaurs and pin boys. We also learn what spies keep alongside their meat pies, and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. 

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    4 January 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 57 minutes 55 seconds
    No Such Thing As Pudsey's Passport
    Professor Alice Roberts joins Dan, James and Andy at the Royal Institution to find out what links science with Pokemon, Superman and Tintin. 

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    1 January 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 32 minutes 25 seconds
    Little Fish: A Biscuit, A Railway Station, And A Mutt
    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including raunchy maths, fossilised vomit and apt biscuits. We also hear a fact from an actual Lord and  meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. 

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    28 December 2025, 11:55 pm
  • 52 minutes 43 seconds
    No Such Thing As Sheep Number Five
    Dan, James and Andy discuss 2026; get special messages from new Friends of the Podcast; and exchange gifts of varying quality. 

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    25 December 2025, 11:55 pm
  • 33 minutes 55 seconds
    Little Fish: Bizarre Choreography, Schnapps, and Singing in Swedish
    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including 4D and D-Day. Andy's pronunciation of Houston gets him in trouble again, and we meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. 
    21 December 2025, 11:55 pm
  • 54 minutes 37 seconds
    No Such Thing As An Eton Oyster
    John Lloyd joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss rivers, shipworms, oysters, and tuners.

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    18 December 2025, 11:55 pm
  • 29 minutes 48 seconds
    Little Fish: Juan Trippe
    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts. In episode seven, subjects include krill, coupes and cattle. And one of us learns a bit more about classical music. We also meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. 
    14 December 2025, 11:55 pm
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