No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

  • 29 minutes 48 seconds
    Little Fish: Juan Trippe
    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts. In episode seven, subjects include krill, coupes and cattle. And one of us learns a bit more about classical music. We also meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. 
    14 December 2025, 11:55 pm
  • 59 minutes 41 seconds
    No Such Thing As Dwayne Johnson's Hare
    Adam Chase joins Dan, James and Anne Miller to discuss Chinese maps, German trains, London Marathons and International treasure hunts.  

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    11 December 2025, 11:55 pm
  • 33 minutes 10 seconds
    Little Fish: This Could Tail Off Really Quickly
    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts. In episode six, subjects include malls, astronauts and bonds. And we also try some quizzes of various quality. Finally, we meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. 
    7 December 2025, 11:55 pm
  • 52 minutes 36 seconds
    No Such Thing As The Gordon Ramsay Songbook
    Michael Palin joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss roadworks, Reeks, rescues and raspberry ripple.

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    4 December 2025, 11:55 pm
  • 33 minutes 57 seconds
    Little Fish: Now You Three Me
    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts. In episode five, subjects include cork, clocks, Patsy Cline and Ming Campbell. We also meet eight more listeners who have become Custodians of Fish Facts.
    1 December 2025, 12:01 am
  • 58 minutes 11 seconds
    No Such Thing As A Forbidden Panettone
    Anne Miller returns to join Dan, James and Andy in discussing peaks, pianos, panettoni and the Post Office tower.

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    27 November 2025, 11:55 pm
  • 29 minutes 58 seconds
    Little Fish: Poor Benighted Mountain Beaver
    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in episode four of our brand new weekly show. 

    This week's subjects include unicycles, genetics, watermelons and Mr Darcy in a ball pit. We also meet eight more listeners who have become Custodians of Fish Facts.
    23 November 2025, 11:55 pm
  • 56 minutes 45 seconds
    No Such Thing As Lily Allen In The Hellespont
    Cariad Lloyd joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Byron, Bazalgette, bacteria and beautiful beaches.

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    20 November 2025, 11:55 pm
  • 32 minutes 49 seconds
    Little Fish: You've Been Harkin'd
    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in episode three of our brand new weekly show. This week's subjects include Oklahoma, dinosaurs, pumpkins and the ISS. We also meet EIGHT listeners who have become Custodians of Fish Facts.
    16 November 2025, 11:55 pm
  • 55 minutes 45 seconds
    No Such Thing As Aunt Bessie In A Red Citroën Picasso
    Amy Gledhill joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss gambling, flirting, and pudding.

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    13 November 2025, 11:55 pm
  • 32 minutes 18 seconds
    Little Fish: Yum Yum, Plum Plum
    Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in episode two of our brand new weekly show. 

    This week's subjects include beds, wind, panhandles and Devo. We also meet our first four listeners who have become Fact Custodians.
    9 November 2025, 11:55 pm
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