• 56 minutes 46 seconds
    No Such Thing As A Sea Cucumber In A Haunted House

    In our SPOOOKY Halloween special, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss coffins, spirits, zombies and jump-scares.

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    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    29 October 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 33 minutes 17 seconds
    Little Fish: Mike, can we say this?

    Dan gets exclusive facts about a 1980s TV megastar, while he, Anna and James discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include Canada, Collops and the Coney Island Cyclone. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

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    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    25 October 2026, 11:55 pm
  • 56 minutes 47 seconds
    No Such Thing As Lithuanian Soap Ornaments

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Portuguese politics, Indian indexing and Japanese johns.

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    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    22 October 2026, 10:55 pm
  • 32 minutes 47 seconds
    Little Fish: Crufsts

    Andy and James explain why they can't do a high five without it being awkward, while they and Dan discuss YOUR facts. This week's subjects include chess, curling and curators. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

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    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    18 October 2026, 10:55 pm
  • 51 minutes 27 seconds
    No Such Thing As Ultrasonic Shark Welding

    Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wet wood, Catholic calendars and nutless noise. 
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    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    15 October 2026, 10:57 pm
  • 30 minutes 24 seconds
    Little Fish: This Podcast may contain traces of the Peanut Podcast

    We find out why Dan is considered to be so smooth, while he, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include Kidneys, Korea, peanuts and Peter Pan. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

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    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    12 October 2026, 8:21 am
  • 57 minutes 8 seconds
    No Such Thing As Going To Spoiler Prison

    Russell T Davies joins Dan, Anna and Andy to discuss scandalous lives, Swansea brides, and slipping through time.
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    Edited by Dan Schreiber
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

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    8 October 2026, 10:57 pm
  • 29 minutes
    Little Fish: Ant Tower

    Dan gives too much information about the comedian: [REDACTED], while he, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include helium, Humansville and holy holiday handouts. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

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    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    4 October 2026, 10:55 pm
  • 56 minutes 54 seconds
    No Such Thing As Alfred Hedgehog

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fufu, Yakity-Yak and perplexing painkillers.
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    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    1 October 2026, 10:55 pm
  • 29 minutes 30 seconds
    Little Fish: Checking the Mark Hoppus

    Andy explains why he is a hashtag legend, while he, Anna and Dan discuss YOUR facts . This week's subjects include pedestriennes, presidents and pyramid schemes. And the gang announce eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.

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    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    27 September 2026, 10:55 pm
  • 57 minutes 36 seconds
    No Such Thing As Tibetan Traitors

    Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Churchill, Clowns and Christopher Columbus. 
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    Edited by James Harkin
    Produced by Leying Lee
    Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia

    24 September 2026, 10:55 pm
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