• 1 hour 11 minutes
    FULL SHOW - IS IT BECAUSE WE'RE BROWN?! šŸ¤”

    Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:

    • That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks ā€œQuestionsā€.
    • Where do you think Teg’s heard this Bob Marley track?
    • When did you miss out on greatness?
    • Did you ever have to ask yourself the question ā€œIs it because we’re brownā€?!
    • Manu Vatuvei joins us to talk about his upcoming fight with Rene Ranger.
    • ā€œLost the Plotā€ a game where you guess the movie off a poorly explained plot.
    • Why did Tegs get ripped out for her food order?
    • Where is the most beautiful place you’ve had a fight with your partner?
    • Nickson has found his new favourite place… Chipmunks…

    Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

    2 August 2026, 9:56 pm
  • 1 hour 42 seconds
    FULL SHOW - WHAT KIND OF MĀORI ARE YOU? šŸ˜

    Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today. Nickson’s on leave at the moment so it might sound a lil different:

    • That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks ā€œHairā€.
    • Tegan had an awkward interaction with someone who pretended they didn’t know her…
    • Storme reveals his journey at the team all you can eat buffet…
    • We try out our best Texan accents.
    • What smells remind you of your grandparents?
    • Teeks is on the show to talk about his track ā€œMy Boyā€.
    • If Zoe Hobbs is the fastest Māori, what kind of Māori are you?
    • What’s the longest walk home you’ve done?
    • Sevens legend Karl Te Nana joins us on the show to talk about NPC returning, now free to air on TVNZ!

    Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

    30 July 2026, 4:52 am
  • 59 minutes 25 seconds
    FULL SHOW - YOU THINK I'M BETTER THAN YOU šŸ’ā€ā™€ļø

    Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today. Nickson’s on leave at the moment so it might sound a lil different:

    • That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks ā€œkisses.ā€
    • Tegan has a read on people who think they’re better than you.
    • Storme wants to know about your hottest smooch.
    • Tegan HATES banana splits, what food do you think is propaganda?
    • How would you spell your fart?
    • 5 Reasons you’re gonna age well.
    • We’ve come up with Tegan Bingo! A way for you to win while she’s on her trip to Franz Joseph.
    • Tegan will never get botox because it means she will never be able to scrunch up her face… What will you never fold on?
    • Introducing the Mai Morning Crew Court Sesh!

    Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

    28 July 2026, 10:04 pm
  • 1 hour 25 seconds
    FULL SHOW - WHAT ANNOYS YOUR INNER BIG BACK? 😔

    Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today. Nickson’s on leave at the moment so it might sound a lil different:

    • That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks ā€œChairsā€.
    • Tegan has other ways for you to say ā€œngā mihiā€.
    • Storme signed his rugby boots and gave them away to some kids at the classics. What’s the random thing you have signed at home?
    • How do you trick your kids?
    • Storme’s on the lookout for someone's rēwana bug!
    • Tegan has a quote that will change your perspective on your day.
    • Storme bought an ā€œencouragement boxā€. Was it a waste of money? We’ll let you decide.
    • What pisses off your big back side?
    • Things that are weirdly intimate…

    Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

    27 July 2026, 9:54 pm
  • 1 hour 57 seconds
    FULL SHOW - CHE FU? MORE LIKE CHE BREW šŸ»

    Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! No Nickson this week so the show will sound a lil different. Here's what you missed on the show today:

    • That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks beans.
    • Storme got to experience deaf Tegs on our trip to Gizzy.
    • Nickson and Storme need to start reading brochures for retirement homes.
    • We all wore our PJs on our work trip and it was wholesome as. What’s the wholesome thing you do with your mates?
    • Che Fu came through to talk about 25 years of The Navigator and the tour to celebrate!
    • Off the back of our Che Fu chat, we try our hand at some Che Fu puns, and we get a lil silly…
    • Tegs caught 0 fish on the Gizzy trip, and we think it’s because she wore gumboots on the boat… Where did you wear gummies that you shouldn’t have?
    • The legend that is Laurie Daly joins us on the show to talk all things State of Origin!

    Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

    26 July 2026, 9:56 pm
  • 7 minutes 48 seconds
    SPECIAL - LAURIE DALEY UNCUT INTERVIEW šŸ”µšŸ‰

    We got to cut it up with the legend that is LAURIE DALEY! We talked about:

    • The upcoming State of O game at Eden Park, and what time it will be broadcast šŸ‘€
    • Where he's gonna take the boys when they're in NZ.
    • Why you should be supporting NSW.

    PLUS HEAPS MORE! Enjoy whānau xx

    26 July 2026, 9:50 pm
  • 56 minutes 49 seconds
    FULL SHOW - Live from Gizzy for the Classics! šŸ‰

    Back in Storme's hometown, we come to you live from Gizzy! Nickson has many hot takes, Tegs reminisces on some R&V mems. Catch Storme and Nickson reffing Poverty Bay vs The Classics on July 24!

    23 July 2026, 10:59 pm
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    FULL SHOW - NICKSON THE FINANCIAL ADVISOR šŸ’°

    Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today:

    • That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks ā€œGhostsā€
    • Nickson brought in some hella spicy chips for us to try and holy hecka I would not wanna be out toilets tomorrow.
    • What sorta ridiculousness are you getting up to when you’re bored?
    • What is the worst message to receive before payday?
    • Jorja Miller joins us to talk about being resigned to 2029!
    • Mai FM legend & OG Robbie Rakete comes through to share his embarrassing experience at a tangi…
    • Who from the Mai whānau has the most siblings?
    • Chris Haden - The organiser of the NZ Classics comes on the show to release the full lineup for the game this weekend.

    Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

    22 July 2026, 9:21 pm
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    FULL SHOW - TEGS TURNS 30 šŸŽšŸŽ‰

    Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today:

    Ā 

    • It’s Tegan’s birthday! There lots of surprises in the show today, so enjoy!
    • That’s RANK! Storme ranks eggs in honor of Tegs and her love of eggs.
    • Nickson’s Mum doesn’t like her new garage door because it looks too much like a garage door…
    • Eds’ toenails are something else… How did you lose your toenail?
    • Why do you need to apologise to your parents?
    • Tegs had an interesting healing session…
    • We surprise Tegs with a korowai for her 30th birthday! It’s wholesome as till Nickson tells us about what happened when he picked it up…
    • Tegs is her nans favourite again! How do you know you’re your nan’s fave?
    • Nickson tries doing an English accent and it is about as bad as you would expect…

    Ā 

    Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

    21 July 2026, 10:00 pm
  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    FULL SHOW - STORME LOST HIS SH*T! 🤬

    Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:

    • That’s RANK! Storme ranks the best boats of all time.
    • Nickson’s son Atoa LOVES a pākehā.
    • Some old lady squished Nickson’s nuts… What do your oldies get away with?
    • Tegs did her first ever run club.
    • Storme’s finally lost his cool…
    • Nickson’s wife Sarah keeps getting mistaken for a celeb.
    • What are the best compliments to receive as a Māori?
    • Tegan’s got a great hack for chicken nuggets.

    Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

    20 July 2026, 9:54 pm
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    FULL SHOW - WE'RE THE OFFICIAL TOUCH JUDGES FOR THE CLASSICS šŸ‰

    Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:

    • That’s Rank! Storme ranks the best masks.
    • We try and do our best James Brown scream.
    • Where is the best buffet in NZ?
    • Storme has made it! He’s on a festival lineup with TIMBALAND!!
    • Tamatha Paul is in Wales right now and found out the lore behind Tegan’s last name.
    • Storme’s wife Lanai kept him up last night playing Love Island out loud… What are the noises your partner makes that pisses you off?
    • We talk to Caleb Greaves who is reffing The Classics game. He’s given us the green light to help ref the game!

    Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

    16 July 2026, 11:34 pm
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