Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Junkfood Cinema is a shame-free celebration of cult cinema hosted by critic Brian Salisbury and Marvel Studios screenwriter C. Robert Cargill

  • 1 hour 14 minutes
    3:15 the Moment of Truth (1986)
    Brian and Cargill gang up on the bullies, the commandos, and the...mall ninjas(?) of Lincoln High as they approach 3:15 the Moment of Truth! 

    Seirously, this cast is its own formidable gang! 

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    28 March 2025, 1:25 pm
  • 1 hour 10 seconds
    Firebird 2015 AD (1981)
    Brian and Cargill gas up for one last Canadian tax shelter movie that raced out of obscurity and ran down their hearts: Firebird 2015 AD! 

    It's like...Irritated Max.

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    19 March 2025, 3:11 pm
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    EuroTrip(2004)
    In honor of the late, great Michelle Trachtenberg, Brian & Cargill get their passports stamped hard as they go on a EuroTrip! 


    Scotty doesn't know why donuts should be avoided...but you soon will.

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    14 March 2025, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Go Canuck Yourself: Videodrome
    Long live the new episode! 





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    7 March 2025, 4:17 pm
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    Go Canuck Yourself: Orca (1977) with Jason Murphy
    Brian and Cargill charter a boat with Captain (Jason) Murphy as they set sail on a fishing trip/revenge quest against Orca!

    As Jaws rip-offs go, this one is...a whale of a time.

    I apologize for nothing.

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    28 February 2025, 5:08 pm
  • 1 hour 24 minutes
    Go Canuck Yourself: Prom Night (1980)
    Alright, rent-a-tuxers, Brian and Cargill embark on a night to remember as they try and survive Prom Night. 

    So. Many. Red. Herrings.

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    21 February 2025, 3:03 am
  • 1 hour 14 minutes
    JFC Double Stuff: Wild at Heart (1990)
    Stuff a brand new episode of The Double Stuff into your Valentine boxes! Although our hearts are heavy, they are still filled with love for the recently-departed David Lynch.

    So Brian and Weinberg reunite to celebrate arguably Lynch's most romantic film: Wild at Heart! 

    We got some dancin' to do, peanuts. 

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    14 February 2025, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Go Canuck Yourself: The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1976)
    Brian & Cargill continue to explore the films (and tax benefits) of the great white north as Go Canuck Yourself pays a visit to The Little Girl who Lives Down the Lane.

    What are the secrets kept in that house...and how do we keep Martin Sheen out of it?

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    12 February 2025, 3:18 pm
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    Go Canuck Yourself: The Silent Partner (1978)
    Cargill returns from Canada just in time to kick off our new miniseries on...Canadian tax shelter movies! Get ready to Go Canuck Yourself! 

    First up, the sexiest game of cat and mouse Toronto has ever seen: The Silent Partner. 

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    7 February 2025, 3:47 pm
  • 1 hour 26 minutes
    Groundhog Day
    Well it’s Groundhog Day...again.
    2 February 2025, 6:37 pm
  • 59 minutes 24 seconds
    Pig (2021) with Scott Weinberg
    Who the hell is hogging Nic Cage's Pig?

    And what's he gonna do about it?

    Brian and Scott forage for answers.

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    30 January 2025, 3:22 am
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