• 1 hour 16 minutes
    The Heavenly Kid (1985)
    He's back from the dead to begrudgingly complete a task he wants no part of.

    ...hey, that's also the plot of 1985's The Heavenly Kid! 

    That symmetry is sweeter than high school cafeteria wedding cake! 


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    10 July 2026, 1:22 pm
  • 1 hour 14 minutes
    Team America: World Police with Blake Salisbury
    America? F**k yeah! 


    Enjoy this explosive July 4th spectacular as The Salisboyz take on Team America: World Police!

    We promise…you will never look at Rocket Pops the same way again

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    4 July 2026, 2:44 am
  • 1 hour 40 minutes
    Christine (1983) with Scott Weinberg
    Brian and Scott jump behind the wheel of Christine…and are never seen again!

    Well, I mean, it’s an audio podcast. So you didn’t ever see them in the first place.

    Just cruise into this episode on what is perhaps John Carpenter's most personal film? 


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    30 June 2026, 8:30 am
  • 1 hour 32 minutes
    Supergirl (1984) with John Gholson
    Direct from Argo City, Brian is joined by artist/actor John Gholson (Man Finds Tape) to discuss Supergirl!

    No, not that Supergirl…the other Supergirl.

    Also Brian really dislikes Underdog for some reason? 

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    26 June 2026, 3:49 am
  • 1 hour 25 minutes
    Suburban Commando with Greg MacLennan
    Whatcha gonna do, brother…

    when Brian and Greg MacLennan run wild on Suburban Commando?


    Support us on Patreon, what...are your fingers frozen today???
    12 June 2026, 5:01 pm
  • 1 hour 23 minutes
    Gleaming the Cube (1989) with Blake Salisbury
    Brian and Blake are Gleaming the Cube! 

    …possibly

    …still don’t fully understand what that means 

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    2 June 2026, 5:04 pm
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    Starship Troopers with Scott Weinberg
    Brian and Weinberg set out to prove satire isn't dead, even if a bunch of alien bugs are, with Starship Troopers! 


    Come on, you apes, you want me to type forever? 


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    29 May 2026, 1:05 pm
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    Crackerjack (1994) with Eric Szyszka
    Eric Szyszka from We Hate Movies returns to the show as he and Brian climb to the very peak…of the nadir of Die Hard ripoffs! This episode is truly Crackerjack!

    See WHM at STLV in Vegas!

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    21 May 2026, 1:35 pm
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Thrashin' (1986) with Blake Salisbury
    Brian and his Lil Bruddah Blake take the podcast downhill as they discuss the 1986 skateboard flick that made Josh Brolin want to quit acting. But don't worry, they ain't bashin' Thrashin'!

    Skate. Or. Die. 


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    15 May 2026, 2:23 pm
  • 1 hour 21 minutes
    Mimic (1997) with Scott Weinberg
    GDT's first American movie is definitely a big swinging flick, and Brian & Weinberg are here to bug you with all their opinions on Mimic! 


    Scurry on over to Patreon to support JFC! 
    30 April 2026, 11:01 pm
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    Tuff Turf (1985)
    Completing the 1985 James Spader bully double feature, Brian & Cargill tread on some Tuff Turf.

    Listen before Ultron tries to wreck the episode again! 


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    24 April 2026, 2:44 pm
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