In which you begin to feel very sleepy, Soundman gets cozy, a floor disintegrates, and Count Grogula “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is the high five you’ve […]
1 September 2026, 7:00 am
34 minutes 53 seconds
Episode 183 – Vibe Shift
In which everyone is a bit too chill, the vibes are off the charts, Middy finds the trail of her source, and Osiris “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to […]
1 August 2026, 7:00 am
30 minutes 44 seconds
182 – Looking Within
in which you hear some odd sounds, anticipation builds, Junior gets some interns, Middy starts to follow a trail, and Your local library “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to […]
1 July 2026, 7:00 am
29 minutes 29 seconds
181 – The Call
in which Corin receives a call, the crystals in Hell yield some interesting images, the Division of Erotic Experiences is renamed, disbanded, and reinstated, and She who lurks at the edge of the woods (like you’d expect) “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head […]
1 June 2026, 7:00 am
30 minutes 8 seconds
180 – Network Stabilization
in which Junior’s Mind Palace expands, the Matmos experiences some reintegration, Middy tries to pinpoint her differences, and Ugene Green “wins” the RUin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is going to […]
1 May 2026, 7:00 am
6 minutes 35 seconds
Not Cover Story – Grad School
kakosindustries.com/patreon Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. Conrad here. I wanted to give you some updates on some interesting and exciting news that I have to share. A few months ago, I got the idea in my head that I would benefit from going to grad school. I have really enjoyed traveling in the past especially visiting […]
6 April 2026, 7:00 am
31 minutes 16 seconds
179 – Dosed
in which Corin gets dosed, Fourest shares some updates, a deal is broken, and Merv “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro:What you are about to hear is something you wish you heard a long time ago. Hello […]
1 April 2026, 7:00 am
33 minutes 8 seconds
178 – Wisdom Shared
in which Junior has some ideas to share, Clarissa and Hedera complain about “The Wretch”, and Najee “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is lethal in large doses. […]
1 March 2026, 7:00 am
32 minutes 57 seconds
177 – Banishment
in which Fourest is upgraded once again, the merging of the Matmos is slowed, and Nyssa Woods “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is totes goated. Hello and […]
1 February 2026, 7:00 am
31 minutes 19 seconds
176 – Risen
in which work continues to unify the Matmos, there are some concerning updates about Fourest, you kill a plant, and Kayve Moss “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear […]
1 January 2026, 7:00 am
28 minutes 19 seconds
175 – Coming Down
Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is the sound of a penny coming out of a well on the other side of the earth. Hello and Welcome to the Kakos Industries Corporate Shareholder Announcements. At […]