- 28 minutes 59 secondsEp. 1986: Six Questions, Straight Answers
Six listener questions drive this Friday edition, starting with whether a pre-retirement car purchase belongs on a 401(k) withdrawal. Don explains why preserving tax-deferred growth usually matters more than trying to micromanage one year's tax bracket. The conversation moves through realistic return assumptions, global diversification, and the cleanest way to donate appreciated stock. Don also weighs the risks and costs of a non-traded real estate fund and reviews a thoughtfully conservative retirement bucket strategy. Finally, a listener challenges Don's supposed dislike of insurance. The answer: insure the losses you cannot absorb, use sensible deductibles, and avoid paying an insurance company to cover every manageable inconvenience. 4:02 Buying a car before retirement 6:34 Return assumptions and global diversification 11:10 Donating appreciated stock 14:37 The risks inside BREIT 17:14 A two-bucket retirement plan 22:03 What insurance is really for
25 September 2026, 4:00 pm - 31 minutes 19 secondsEp. 1985: The Just-Right Path
Retirement planning gets dangerous when people drift toward either extreme. Don and Tom unpack a survey in which savers wildly overestimate the nest egg they need, yet also assume they can safely withdraw 10% a year. The better answer is a portfolio and spending plan built for the actual person.
They turn to the mechanics of retirement income: whether to take IRA distributions monthly or annually, how tax-aware withdrawals can help, and when paying cash for a large purchase makes sense. A listener’s target-date-plus-small-value portfolio also gets a simplicity check.
Finally, the show takes on “alternatives” marketed as bond substitutes—from covered calls to catastrophic bonds. When fixed income feels boring or unsettled, complexity is not safety; plain government and broad bond funds still do the stabilizing job.
0:58 Finding a portfolio that is just right
2:44 Saving too much and withdrawing too much
9:07 Why every portfolio must fit its owner
14:34 How to take retirement distributions
18:46 Target-date funds plus small value
22:54 The danger in exotic bond alternatives
27:37 Why boring money is good money24 September 2026, 4:00 pm - 34 minutes 42 secondsEp. 1984: Before the Bear Arrives
Winter comes for markets, too. Don and Tom ask the useful question before the next bear market arrives: will your portfolio—and your nerves—be ready? They revisit painful declines, concentrated bets, and why a plan matters most when selling feels irresistible. They explain how rebalancing, a sensible mix of stocks and bonds, and tax-loss harvesting can help investors respond with discipline. Your risk tolerance is only half the equation; there is no prize for taking more risk than your goals require. Listener questions cover the home-sale tax exclusion when moving into a retirement community, how Don writes AI-assisted podcast music, and whether AI trading tools change the odds of beating the market. 00:50 Bear markets ahead 02:54 What a bear market means 05:34 The worst bear markets in history 08:07 Rebalance and stay ready 14:38 Home-sale tax rules 17:42 Making podcast music 22:03 AI trading hype
23 September 2026, 4:00 pm - 33 minutes 21 secondsEp. 1983: Coast FI’s Missing Passengers
Coast FI promises that if you save enough early, your retirement money can coast the rest of the way. Don and Tom run the numbers and find the missing passengers: inflation, Social Security, uncertain returns, and the messy surprises of real life.
They like aggressive early saving, but not treating a projection as a guarantee—or abandoning a valuable saving habit and employer match. The listener questions cover Treasury bills versus CDs in high-tax states, California municipal bonds, and how to simplify scattered retirement accounts.
They also explain why an S&P 500 fund can leave nearly 40% of a portfolio riding on one sector. A globally diversified one-fund solution is less exciting, easier to maintain, and far less dependent on yesterday’s winners.
00:36 What Coast FI promises
04:36 Inflation breaks the easy math
06:43 Life does not follow a spreadsheet
09:25 Save early—but keep saving
15:20 T-bills, CDs, and state taxes
20:05 Simplifying four old 401(k)s
25:13 The hidden tech bet in the S&P 500
30:03 The Line Uncrossed audiobook22 September 2026, 4:00 pm - 30 minutes 2 secondsEp. 1982: The Price of Excitement
Exciting investments often arrive wrapped in a great story—and hide a much bigger risk. Don and Tom revisit Financial Physics Rule 10, explain the price of chasing sizzle, and separate investing from speculation.
Then they answer whether quarterly advisor check-ins are reasonable and why a sound portfolio should not require constant tinkering. They close with a conservative IRA allocation question and the tradeoffs among U.S. stocks, global diversification, and short- versus broad-term bonds.
The through-line is simple: excitement, complexity, and concentration usually raise costs and risk. Patient diversification may not make good cocktail conversation, but it makes a better long-term plan.
00:50 Why exciting investments cost more
03:08 Selling the sizzle at Dean Witter
05:23 Complexity, risk, and costly funds
09:24 Prediction markets, crypto, and gambling
13:21 How often should an advisor meet?
22:16 Rethinking a conservative IRA mix21 September 2026, 4:00 pm - 27 minutes 26 secondsEp. 1981: Money Questions, Sorted
Friday’s listener questions cover the kind of decisions that sound simple until the details arrive. Don weighs the ease of Vanguard’s total bond fund against building a Treasury ladder, and explains why convenience can be a perfectly sensible investment feature.
Then it’s overseas: how much international stock exposure belongs in a diversified portfolio, and why no single U.S./international split is scientifically “right.” The show also sorts out HSA investing, beneficiaries, and the rule for holding more than one HSA.
Finally, Don explains why a large RMD and tax puzzle needs a real written plan, then helps a listener nearing retirement compare a two-fund portfolio with a Vanguard target-date fund.
0:46 Friday Q&A begins
2:24 Listener feedback on the show’s music
4:20 BND versus a Treasury ladder
9:01 U.S. versus international stocks
12:59 How to invest and inherit an HSA
16:24 Preparing a large portfolio for RMDs
20:08 Two funds or a target-date fund near retirement18 September 2026, 3:00 pm - 30 minutes 23 secondsEp. 1980: Don’t Crack the Nest Egg
Americans’ 401(k) balances are hitting records—but nearly one in five workers has an outstanding plan loan. Don and Tom explain why a properly sized emergency fund should protect retirement savings from life’s inevitable surprises.
They also show why TLT and other long-term Treasury funds are not cash substitutes: when rates move, long-duration bonds can swing like stocks. A diversified bond allocation, regular rebalancing, and clear buckets matter more than chasing today’s yield.
Then they examine a puzzling Social Security statement and Robinhood’s expanding prediction markets, where a simple yes-or-no contract looks a lot more like gambling than investing.
00:35 — Retirement savings reach record highs
05:49 — The rise of 401(k) loans
07:45 — Building the right emergency fund
09:19 — When and why to rebalance
13:08 — Why TLT is not cash
19:23 — A strange Social Security estimate
22:34 — Robinhood’s prediction-market gamble17 September 2026, 4:00 pm - 31 minutes 1 secondEp. 1979: Bonds Help You Sleep
Bond prices are falling as long-term rates rise, but that doesn't mean bonds have failed. Don and Tom explain why bond prices and yields move in opposite directions, why a normal yield curve can look painful, and why the real job of bonds is stability—not stock-like returns.
They compare broad intermediate-term bond funds with Treasuries, including the state-tax advantage of VGIT for some investors, and revisit the long-run case for a balanced portfolio. The bottom line: stop trying to time interest rates and let bonds do the boring work.
Then they answer listeners on skipping bonds when heirs are the real beneficiaries, using fixed annuities inside a CD ladder, FDIC versus state guaranty protection, and simple funds-of-funds for one-stop diversification.
00:40 Welcome and model-airplane weather
01:42 Why bond yields rise when prices fall
05:22 What bonds are actually for
08:40 Stop trying to time interest rates
11:36 BND, VGIT, and the state-tax edge
17:26 Can wealthy heirs justify an all-stock portfolio?
19:07 Fixed annuities inside a CD ladder
22:57 Funds-of-funds for simple diversification16 September 2026, 4:00 pm - 40 minutes 13 secondsEp. 1978: Garbage In, Money Out
Financial advice is everywhere, but useful investing guidance is strangely hard to find. Don and Tom sort through the stock-picking headlines, social-media hype, and finfluencers who turn excitement and fear into clicks.
Then Randy sends an annuity sales presentation that makes some very large claims. The guys examine the unsupported numbers, the misleading comparisons, and why a prospectus matters more than a polished pitch.
Plus, is a rising equity glide path really a cornerstone of retirement planning? And should an I bond help pay a daughter’s student loan or seed a grandchild’s 529?
00:44 Coyote vs. Acme and the genius of Looney Tunes
03:34 Why most investing headlines are useless
06:07 Where people get financial advice
07:33 TikTok finfluencers and online money hype
12:39 Three listener questions
13:35 An annuity sales pitch under scrutiny
22:44 Rising equity glide paths in retirement
29:22 Using an I bond for family education
31:31 The Financial Physicists return15 September 2026, 4:00 pm - 35 minutes 26 secondsEp. 1977: The Confusion-to-Risk Ratio
If an investment takes longer than a minute to explain, the confusion may be doing the selling. Don and Tom examine the confusion-to-risk ratio through structured notes, CDOs, variable annuities, equity-index annuities, leverage, hidden tradeoffs, and the costly products that prosper when buyers stop asking simple questions. Then they tackle tax-gain harvesting for a child, Massachusetts municipal bonds, and RMD timing.
Want more Money Music? Hear extended versions from Don’s fictional AI band, The Financial Fysicist, on Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/let-the-boring-money-in/6805953759 or Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0G06JEvGsyw6SISfAOxLt6?si=ah2uVVWuQwmxTqjBeta8AQ14 September 2026, 4:00 pm - 27 minutes 21 secondsEp. 1976: Questions Behind the Numbers
Retirement questions rarely have one-number answers. Don works through a couple’s ambitious retirement goal after a late start, a new retiree’s urge to attack a 7% mortgage with Roth money, and the tax-smart sale of expensive mutual funds. He also explains why target-date funds can improve real-world results, clarifies the rules for new Trump accounts, and shows how spending from a brokerage account can create room for a Roth conversion. The common thread: run the right numbers before making an irreversible move.
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