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The BOB & TOM Show

August 25, 2026

6:00 — Turtles and Whores — Floyd Tucker
6:27 — Did not get more goldfish this year — Tom
6:27 — Has a goldfish that is still alive after 2 years — Tom
6:29 — Letter — Noticed a purse by the side of the road; it moved; kids had a fishing line attached to it
6:32 — Josh did this trick with a dollar bill
6:33 — Letter — Fortune cookies = question crackers
6:35 — Letter — My son said he has silent farts all the time
6:46 — Letter — Son said what’s the point of radio unless listening to B&T
6:51 — Josh prefers the infirm rather than senior citizen
6:52 — Letter — Why don’t people like old people smoking pot
6:54 — Senior living — largest segment of the population

7:05 — Frustrated with Connections — Tom
7:05 — Letter — Remember when Miss Piggy was catcalled, Josh?
7:07 — In studio — Jeff
7:08 — Names for pot — Jeff
7:10 — Spending my senior years at Margaritaville — Pat Godwin
7:24 — Sports — 49ers owner busted for soliciting a prostitute
7:27 — Chick can’t cut glass
7:30 — $140 expensive for a handy — Jeff
7:32 — Tom is the only one who says “Dirty Leg”
7:39 — Chick is the interrupter — Josh
7:48 — Curly fries are not curly enough — Josh
7:54 — Can we get a picture of the big dumpers?

8:05 — Zoom — Costaki
8:05 — Costaki, you don’t need a beard; you are a good-looking guy — Jeff
8:10 — Say “ass” or “butt” to your doctor?
8:24 — Letter — When did Tom grow balls big enough to call Chick the interrupter?
8:26 — SWR — Largest charcuterie board; weighs 1,000 lbs
8:28 — Chick Clip — Old Lady
8:29 — Woman celebrated her 100th birthday skydiving; wants to do it again when she is 110
8:30 — We can throw her urn out of a plane at 110 — Josh
8:34 — Fisherman’s Revenge song — Pat Godwin
8:45 — Today in history

9:04 — In studio — Jessica Alsman
9:06 — $100 hot dog — Golden Glizzy
9:08 — Poll — 15% of people would eat their dog’s food
9:21 — Zoom — Alli
9:23 — Jeff ate dog food when he was 18 and drunk
9:25 — Alli is going to Switzerland
9:26 — Letter — My mom called my girlfriend by my ex’s name
9:28 — Letter — Me and my husband in therapy; have a sex night on the calendar
9:31 — Letter — My boyfriend likes role play involving a daddy and stepdaughter
9:32 — Letter — Boyfriend going to a happy endings massage; says the massage is done by a man
9:34 — Letter — Boyfriend divorced with kids; still says “I love you” when he’s on the phone
9:49 — Hambone Dog Awards

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — August 24, 2026

6:00 Orange Barrels — Todd Snider
6:04 May I have a piece of chest? — Pat’s friend to his date
6:11 Saw Garth Brooks in concert — Kristi — He was rock and roll
6:21 Tom exploded a tire
6:22 Letter — Pat was great in person — sorry about Jordan
6:24 Signed a coozi — Pat
6:25 My little heckler song — Pat Godwin
6:26 Letter — A Penny farthing race in Ohio — Chick
6:31 Letter — Mauri Povich and Connie Chung have a kid
6:32 Letter — Rotating stairs = escalator
6:34 Letter — Loves Jess Hooker breakfast sandwich
6:36 $6,500 nursing home — Pat wants more info
6:37 Coffee shop on the Staten Island Ferry
6:49 Her daughter buys accessories for dispensaries — Kristi
6:50 In studio — Jeff
6:50 Elderly people smoking in nursing homes
6:51 Alligator clips talk
6:54 My mom’s friends are doing gummy bears
6:56 You don’t even tell your dogs no — Jeff to Tom

7:08 Letter — Want any of this to wife — she said sure — we can do a quickie
7:09 Letter — Loves Josh’s laugh — sounds like Phyllis Diller
7:24 Letter — Enjoyed your moving all your worldly possessions in your car story
7:33 Old-fashioned toilet as a planter story — Tom
7:37 Tom chipped a tooth
7:50 Modern versions of snakes in a can

8:07 Shock pens
8:14 Woman is star of show Sheriff Country
8:25 Shimmy Shimmy song/copyright
8:32 Robot Running World Record reaction
8:35 David Rush record with balloons
8:50 Today in History
8:50 "Boosey" talk
8:53 Marlee Matlin birthday — Chick

9:07 Sexual humor
9:08 Breastfeeding discussion — Kristi
9:11 Calamari on the highway — Pat Godwin
9:13 Squid ink mayo
9:31 Weird merch
9:38 We’re still friendly with the Japanese, right? — Tom
9:48 Rock bands that sold games
9:50 Bikini humor
9:52 Had a fart that sounded like it was looking for the right note — Josh

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She’s Talking Again – Henry Phillips

Letter – Tom, You Missed National Aviation Day

Letter – National Brazilian Blowout Day

Letter – Sleepaway Camp Streaming Now

Coke in a Frat – Pat Godwin

Letter – I Listen While Working Out; License Plate Hello There

Letter – Easy Cheese Shooting in My Face

Letter – I Want to Get a Job in Baseball; Josh, Can You Help Me?

Letter – Things You Carried in the Car; Had a Datsun 280Z; My 280Z Packed With Stuff; I Still Have a 280Z

Sports

“Dick” Talk

1899 Curse Words – Chick

Has a Drawer With Sauce Packets – Tom

Object Thrown on Field Again

Woman Hid $3,200; Police Say the Money Will Be Back in Public Circulation

Woman Is a Human ATM – Josh

Mattel – Championship UNO Tournament

Josh’s Dad Said a Family of Four Had to Share One Ice Cream Cone

SWR – Most Sweaters Worn at Once: 50 Sweaters

Yesterday in History

Tom’s “Orgasm” Mistake

Zoom – Jeff Failed to Mention News

Fat From a Fat Cadaver – Pat

Hooker the Cooker – Breakfast Sandwich

Tom Had a Problem at the State Fair Dairy Bar

Would Rather See Heroin Legal Than Eat Blue Cheese – Tom

Blunder Bus Talk

Today in History / Birthdays

Zoom – Charlie Berens

Yore Project – My Cover Band – Charlie

Big Packers Fan – Charlie

Zoom – Kelsey Cook; In a Car Accident

Happy Hour Special – Kelsey

Woman Accidentally Flushes Wedding Ring

Patty Cash – Turdy Water

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THE BOB & TOM SHOW – THURSDAY, AUGUST 20, 2026

National Radio Day
Letter – 84-year-old mom orders from the children’s menu
Letter – Asked to make coffins for a couple
Slumber party game – Light as a Feather
Letter – Loves human names for dogs; names his dog Winston
Letter – Fattest thing I’ve done: peanut butter sandwich with five Slim Jims

My dad never cooked anything in his life – Tom
Walked in on a friend’s parents during an intimate moment while playing hide-and-seek – Tom
Tom’s car radio doesn’t work
Letter – Black toilet?
Had a completely black bathroom – Tom
Letter – Mom had bathroom appliqués on her car
Letter – On my honeymoon, thought I heard Tom sneezing
Walk on the Wild Side
Take a Walk on the Bald Side – Pat Godwin
National Radio Day – Celebrate by listening to your favorite station
Our Favorite Radio DJs
Boogie Check
Sports
Letter – We always ate potatoes at dinner
Can’t find football games on TV – Tom
In Studio – Jimmy Shubert
SWR – Most words written on a sticky note: 150 English words
Jimmy Shubert – A1 Coke Zero Joke
Comedy Is a Curse – Jimmy
His album, Clown Shoes – Jimmy
What counts as cheating in a relationship
Keep dead people in your phone?
Play hangman with people in my phone – Jimmy
Bagels – Jimmy
Tom needs a pumice stone
Swears by a pedicure – Jimmy
Do not eat pizza with a fork – Jimmy
Rented house that only had spoons – 100 spoons – Tom
Bagging your own groceries – Jimmy
Can you get dehydrated licking a stamp? – Jimmy
Zoom – Al Jackson
Yelp Review – Jimmy
To Al – “You dated a white girl?” – Josh
Sexy Time – Alli
Letter – I don’t want sex; can he get a massage instead?
Letter – Boyfriend too tired for sex but can play video games
Letter – Boyfriend wants the light on; he has been working out
Saw people riding unicycles down a hiking trail – Jimmy
Working in Vegas – Jimmy

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THE BOB & TOM SHOW – WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19, 2026

White Trash Expo
Stepmom X-Rated Videos Discussion
Kink and Feather-Tickling Fetish Talk – Josh
Letter – Liked Refrigerator Perry
“Stranglehold” – Ted Nugent (copyright reference)
Letter – Love Fair Train
Chicks’ Dog Has an Accident in Front of the Toilet
Letter – Josh Asks About the Andre the Butcher Movie
Kentucky Brewing – “Kentucky Woman” – Neil Diamond (copyright reference)

Polar Bears Can Reach 10 Feet Tall – Males
Josh Has Pumpkin Candles Ready for Halloween
Unicorn Frappuccino at Starbucks – Too Much Sugar
Kristi’s Food Comment – Chick
Fair Food – Junkyard Spam Dog Was Great – Josh
Vanilla Ice Cream on Pot Roast – Jackie Gleason’s Favorite Food
Letter – Johnny Weissmuller Was My Mom’s Swim Coach
Tarzan Talk
Letter – Budweiser Creed as a Drinking Game
Letter From Ted Nugent’s Nephew – Ted Does Not Sing “Stranglehold”
Women’s Studies Class and a Controversial T-Shirt – Josh
Letter – Slider Dog: Mac and Cheese, Fruit Loops
Letter – Tom Is Looking at His Camera More
Frank Beard Died – ZZ Top Drummer
Frank Beard Died? How? How? How? – Pat
Sports

Favorite Potatoes – French Fries and Baked Potatoes – National Potato Day
Truffle Fries Are Ghastly – Tom
More Sports
SWR Flew a Kite for 26 Hours Straight
Penn State Cocaine Ring – Kristi
“Coke in the Frat” – “Rock the Boat” – Hues Corporation (copyright reference)

Today in History
Man Wearing a Mask Scares People – Kristi
Upchuckie
Wedding Vows and Other Short Songs – Pat
Top Dog Names Overlap With Baby Names
Narwhal Tusk Is Actually a Tooth
“Tusk” – Fleetwood Mac (copyright reference)
Chick Calls Out Paul McCartney
Pat’s Date With a Pet Crematorium Employee
“There Was a Time I Was Enjoying This.” – Josh
ADHD Periods Are Worse
VW Beetle Hanging Off the Side of a Cliff
Senior Pranks and TP’ing

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THE BOB & TOM SHOW – TUESDAY, AUGUST 18, 2026

Nasty Stuff – Chick
Tom gets DL – Down Low
On the QT Means Quiet – Kristi
Letter – To the crew who brightens my day except Tom
Sophie, You’re a Baller – Pat Godwin
First Ferrari Sold for $40 Million – Tom
Letter – Sea Captain Dick Itchy
His Mom’s First Husband Dies; She Put Her Name on His Tombstone After Remarrying

Letter – At a car show, Bowser and a Playmate were there
Letter – Tom Is Right About “Mrs. Jones”
Letter – Ate at Lambert’s
Letter – Can Funny People Be in Relationships With Unfunny People?
Always Acknowledge Your Dogs – Chick
One of My Dogs Can Have No Distractions Mid-Process – Tom
Shoplifted Alcohol From Kroger When Underage – Chick
In Studio – Jeff Stole His Parents’ Booze and Got Sick
Letter – Wanted a Yankees Fan License Plate
Sports
Magic Bus – Copyright
Our Green Room Is Like a Store When You Run Into Someone You Don’t Want to Talk To – Chick

Took Fat From a Cadaver – Pat Godwin
SWR – Fastest Time Smashing Cans in One Minute; Smashing Pineapples in One Minute – Chick
Kristi Had Four Ball-Peen Hammers
In Studio – Jess
Sauna at Airport in France Shut Down Due to People Engaging in Sexual Activity
Best Food at the Airport – Chips and Salsa
Can You Smoke in an Air France Airport?
Shoe Shines at Airports Talk
I Love Pedicures – Josh
Difference Between a Fetish and a Kink? – Jess
Today in History
Beatles Had Private Sexual Discussions – Only Twice According to Paul McCartney

All Together Now – Pat Godwin
Paul McCartney Almost Got Run Over Recreating Abbey Road Crossing – Jess
Spent Nine Minutes Talking About Beatles Movies, and Tom Says They’re Not Good – Josh Snaps
I Don’t Take Nine Minutes to Talk About Lures – Josh
An Elephant Ear Dipped in Chocolate for Josh – Chick
Bear in a Woman’s House Ate Her Leftover KFC
Kentucky Brewing – Pat Godwin
Trying to Take Over a Beach Run by Nuns in Sicily
Last Blockbuster in Oregon
Tom, Your Socks Smell Like Tires – Chick

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