• 1 hour 33 minutes
    Pounce On Bad Vibes
    • Holly's Welsh doppelgänger's brother's potential future landlord is having trouble with his email
    • Restaurant personnel taxonomy
    • House fuckery for everybody
    • Maguire v Sark, excuse for Saban voices
    • We found the Stanford Cabela's
    • Breaking news to Surber
    • The Atlantic did a bad football post and now we're political consultants
    • Chet Holmgren Join The League Of Shadows Challenge
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    • Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    3 June 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 41 minutes
    Don't Get Die Harded
    • NBA playoffs recap, feat. The Washington Wizards
    • Lane Kiffin Was Right (weird!)
    • Kirby says the quiet part (whoops!)
    • Ted Cruz egg discourse returns (sorry!)
    • Georgia mercenary lore
    • Dangerous toys of the twentieth century
    • Bison breeding detour
    • Jaxson Dart conspiracy theory debunked (by replacing it with another, better conspiracy theory) (that's not real either)
    • We're all getting really into crying, join us
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    • Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Wes Hunt
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    27 May 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 15 minutes
    Surrender To The Hook Of Enlightenment
    • Get your exclusive Nashville Super Bowl merchandise here
    • Let's Remember Some Ancient Curses
    • Brendan Sorsby's just trying to keep the spark alive, baby
    • Consider the state of Arizona
    • A dramatic rendition of Podcast Business
    • Playoff Expansion Talk, For Who/For What Edition
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    • Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    20 May 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 27 minutes
    Another Flat Cat
    • Hand In The Dirt is perfect and you are the problem
    • UCF celebrates its humanities graduates by demonstrating it cannot read a room
    • We figured out why Brian Kelly's into AI
    • Inverting the Diego Pavia legend for the good of everybody involved
    • What do Jay Paterno and mold remediation influencers have in common?
    • We (us and also you) have a new favorite cyclist
    • People in college sports want enforcement that will pull their hair just a lil bit (Nebraska story)
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    • Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    13 May 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 37 minutes
    You Peed Your Pants In Miami
    • What is the most unimportant age and why is Miami always that age?
    • What's the opposite of ASMR? Whatever that is we've got some of it
    • NBA tanking solutions
    • Taking advantage of our newfound status as media moguls
    • Probably the most Florida football enthusiasm we have ever shown in a single episode
    • Checking in on Liddle Ole Clemson
    • The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
    • Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Clayton Moore
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    6 May 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 35 minutes
    The Asbestos Of Past Podcasts
    • Shelf life of old Fullcasts: shorter than you might think!
    • We may never know Jor-Don's true purpose
    • NFL Draft recap
    • Which podcasts and which podcasters are AI, and how might they Mysterio Spencer into thinking he's getting attacked by a giant space octopus
    • 2026 Charity Bowl recap
    • Fullcast Getback Give-Back donation recipient announced: https://www.treehouseforkids.org/
    • What was YOUR "welcome to the League" moment?
    • C.A.T. Squad and C.A.T. Squad: Python Wolf, reviewed
    • For those of you returning to this episode in 2032 looking for the debate on morality in the Super Mario Brothers universe that eventually tore the show apart, you want to skip to about the last 15 minutes
    • The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
    • Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Brock Jerue
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    29 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 57 minutes
    NFL Draft Special With Special Guest Python Wolf
    • Why the NFL draft is Coachella for dads
    • The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl is underway! More on that here.
    • Washington is the winner of the Charity Bowl Getback Give-Back! Email suggestions for Spencer's $500 donation to [email protected]
    • Should we buy the Poinsettia Bowl y/n
    • The specific gravity of Conference USA
    • Wrestlemania was bad and that's why we're announcing our Saudi Arabian ska tour
    • What is Texas A&M learning from the war in Iran
    • Let's draft some guys
    • Alachua County sleeper cell, activate
    • The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
    • Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    22 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 25 minutes
    Who Rescued Who??
    • Spencer has a zoo crew morning
    • Important trucks we have seen lately
    • Let's remember some banks
    • Let's remember an embattled Texas funeral commissioner
    • The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl begins Monday, April 20! More on that here.
    • Our small damp Vice President broke the college football playoff trophy and then he broke Ohio State
    • The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
    • Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    15 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 29 minutes
    Arnold Palmer Rises From His Grave To Eat Cigarettes With You
    • What celebrity cruise did Surber describe as "smelling like old chili"?
    • The Masters victory dinner menus, reviewed, and why we can't have them in the NFL (short answer: "Pete Carroll")
    • Time for another meeting of our Mike Lombardi Review Board
    • Holding space to mourn the Big Ten's recent run of titles like the SEC honks we are
    • The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
    • Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    8 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 18 minutes
    Holy Wednesday At The Dog Cathedral
    • Which host is the most Catholic?
    • Host is also a Catholic term, which we never address in the show, sorry
    • You can probably guess how we got to Texas A&M from there
    • Gender-based leather jacket risk-reward analysis
    • Why convert to Catholicism when you can just get a Costco membership
    • If history is any indication, this is gonna be how some of you find out Lou Holtz died
    • Spencer makes funeral arrangements
    • Jelly Roll previews the American Gladiators remake
    • How to join the French Foreign Legion
    • The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Matthew Flovski
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    1 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 48 minutes
    The Jelly Roll Federalist Papers
    • Practicing Minions preparedness
    • Which Fullcast hosts are actively evil? Discuss
    • Which Hand In The Dirt host would you want to ride out the Purge with?
    • Spencer takes a musical journey
    • Tailgate at the Jack Reacher trial, save the date
    • Morally cleansing ollies at Augusta National
    • The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
    • Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Becca Lynch
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    25 March 2026, 10:00 am
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