• 1 hour 27 minutes
    Another Flat Cat
    • Hand In The Dirt is perfect and you are the problem
    • UCF celebrates its humanities graduates by demonstrating it cannot read a room
    • We figured out why Brian Kelly's into AI
    • Inverting the Diego Pavia legend for the good of everybody involved
    • What do Jay Paterno and mold remediation influencers have in common?
    • We (us and also you) have a new favorite cyclist
    • People in college sports want enforcement that will pull their hair just a lil bit (Nebraska story)
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    • Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    13 May 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 37 minutes
    You Peed Your Pants In Miami
    • What is the most unimportant age and why is Miami always that age?
    • What's the opposite of ASMR? Whatever that is we've got some of it
    • NBA tanking solutions
    • Taking advantage of our newfound status as media moguls
    • Probably the most Florida football enthusiasm we have ever shown in a single episode
    • Checking in on Liddle Ole Clemson
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    • Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Clayton Moore
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    6 May 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 35 minutes
    The Asbestos Of Past Podcasts
    • Shelf life of old Fullcasts: shorter than you might think!
    • We may never know Jor-Don's true purpose
    • NFL Draft recap
    • Which podcasts and which podcasters are AI, and how might they Mysterio Spencer into thinking he's getting attacked by a giant space octopus
    • 2026 Charity Bowl recap
    • Fullcast Getback Give-Back donation recipient announced: https://www.treehouseforkids.org/
    • What was YOUR "welcome to the League" moment?
    • C.A.T. Squad and C.A.T. Squad: Python Wolf, reviewed
    • For those of you returning to this episode in 2032 looking for the debate on morality in the Super Mario Brothers universe that eventually tore the show apart, you want to skip to about the last 15 minutes
    • The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
    • Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Brock Jerue
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    29 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 57 minutes
    NFL Draft Special With Special Guest Python Wolf
    • Why the NFL draft is Coachella for dads
    • The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl is underway! More on that here.
    • Washington is the winner of the Charity Bowl Getback Give-Back! Email suggestions for Spencer's $500 donation to [email protected]
    • Should we buy the Poinsettia Bowl y/n
    • The specific gravity of Conference USA
    • Wrestlemania was bad and that's why we're announcing our Saudi Arabian ska tour
    • What is Texas A&M learning from the war in Iran
    • Let's draft some guys
    • Alachua County sleeper cell, activate
    • The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
    • Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    22 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 25 minutes
    Who Rescued Who??
    • Spencer has a zoo crew morning
    • Important trucks we have seen lately
    • Let's remember some banks
    • Let's remember an embattled Texas funeral commissioner
    • The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl begins Monday, April 20! More on that here.
    • Our small damp Vice President broke the college football playoff trophy and then he broke Ohio State
    • The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
    • Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    15 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 29 minutes
    Arnold Palmer Rises From His Grave To Eat Cigarettes With You
    • What celebrity cruise did Surber describe as "smelling like old chili"?
    • The Masters victory dinner menus, reviewed, and why we can't have them in the NFL (short answer: "Pete Carroll")
    • Time for another meeting of our Mike Lombardi Review Board
    • Holding space to mourn the Big Ten's recent run of titles like the SEC honks we are
    • The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
    • Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    8 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 18 minutes
    Holy Wednesday At The Dog Cathedral
    • Which host is the most Catholic?
    • Host is also a Catholic term, which we never address in the show, sorry
    • You can probably guess how we got to Texas A&M from there
    • Gender-based leather jacket risk-reward analysis
    • Why convert to Catholicism when you can just get a Costco membership
    • If history is any indication, this is gonna be how some of you find out Lou Holtz died
    • Spencer makes funeral arrangements
    • Jelly Roll previews the American Gladiators remake
    • How to join the French Foreign Legion
    • The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Matthew Flovski
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    1 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 48 minutes
    The Jelly Roll Federalist Papers
    • Practicing Minions preparedness
    • Which Fullcast hosts are actively evil? Discuss
    • Which Hand In The Dirt host would you want to ride out the Purge with?
    • Spencer takes a musical journey
    • Tailgate at the Jack Reacher trial, save the date
    • Morally cleansing ollies at Augusta National
    • The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
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    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Becca Lynch
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    25 March 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 49 minutes
    2026 Bracket Special feat. The Median Voter
    • Tornadoes, gendered for a reason
    • New Grumors!
    • Meteor game! Which metropolis does Spencer dub "The Tampa of Ohio" and why is that not the meanest thing he's going to say in the next ten minutes?
    • Who is the Chet Hanks of the Mannings?
    • This year's Fullcast mystery brackets ask the important questions, such as: Has cryosleep gotten a bad rap? Is there pizza in the future? Will we never trust North Carolinians to handle snakes properly?
    • Who will join previous bracket champions Mariah Carey and Old-Timey Mine Cart? Everybody be cool and follow the instructions to determine our winner! You did a really good job at this last year, and we're proud of you! Do not make us unproud
    • The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
    • Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    18 March 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 38 minutes
    Recovery Mode
    • Dana Holgorsen's whoop score, investigated
    • Buff Hutts, discussed
    • What are we all devoting our lives to now that college football has been Fixed
    • Special guest announcement for next week that also doubles as a test to see who reads the show notes: the BTK killer
    • Presidential + Vice Presidential aggregate smells, ranked
    • Mid-show argument over who brought Pizza Hut to Russia
    • Florida misses on a culturally important recruit
    • Buckle the fuck up, it's Price Of Crude In The Permian ™ time
    • Tobacco companies: call us
    • Travis Kelce get your giant dick over here and take your medicine
    • The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
    • Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    11 March 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 36 minutes
    2026 NFL Combine Insiders Guide
    • What is "the Last Glizzy"?
    • Arise, Rueben Bain Arm Length Discourse
    • Indiana nice, explained
    • Presidential trading cards: what?
    • The definitive "needs weed" power rankings of the Stoops brothers
    • The Transfer Wizard returns, making this an episode that is a) potentially actually informative and also b) one in which everybody gets to do wizard voices
    • PLUS! Which host is "itching for another roof crime"?
    • The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
    • Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
    • Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
    • Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Caleb Curtis
    • DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
    • Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
    • Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
    • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
    4 March 2026, 11:00 am
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