It's been 3 years, 11 months, and 28 days under the Biden presidency, and we have only one thing to say: Thank you, Joe. You inherited a shit sandwich and turned it into building blocks for a better future. Sadly, the bastard that made the shit sandwich just stole all those blocks, and the world loses because of it.

Other Titles Considered

• Pure Vibes, My Dude
• Brhodesia
• Whoops All Nazis (fuck em)

Special Show Links:

• Biden Promise Tracker https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/biden-promise-tracker/
• President Biden signs law to ban TikTok nationwide unless it is sold https://www.npr.org/2024/04/24/1246663779/biden-ban-tiktok-us
• Jack Smith’s Report https://www.justice.gov/storage/Report-of-Special-Counsel-Smith-Volume-1-January-2025.pdf
• Unitary executive theory https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unitary_executive_theory

It's been 3 years, 11 months, and 21 days under the waning Biden Administration, and he's doing anything he can before 20 January. Sadly, a lot of that is via Executive Order, so they're likely to be undone in a sweeping manner by the next guy.

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• Kiss the Cockring
• No Ethics in Profit
• Cuck Chair Expert

Special Show Links:

• Tencent says it's not a Chinese military company and is willing to sue the US Department of Defense if it isn't removed from a blacklist https://www.pcgamer.com/games/tencent-says-its-not-a-chinese-military-company-and-is-willing-to-sue-the-us-department-of-defense-if-it-isnt-removed-from-a-blacklist/
• Meta's new policies open gate to hate https://www.axios.com/2025/01/09/meta-moderation-transgender-women-hate
• Judge sentences Trump to unconditional discharge, no punishment in hush money conviction https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/5078962-trump-sentenced-no-punishment/

It's been 3 years, 11 months, and 14 days under the leadership of President Biden in the final weeks of his presidency, and he's making lots of (small, meaningless) moves. In the meantime, the 47th Administration is already tearing itself apart, and they're not even in power yet.

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• Smells Like Old Metal
• Nancy Hipler
• Px25

Special Show Links:

• Federal appeals court strikes down Biden net neutrality rules https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5063700-fcc-loses-net-neutrality-appeal/
• Republican Mike Johnson reelected House speaker in dramatic floor vote https://www.yahoo.com/news/speaker-mike-johnson-trying-save-120234464.html
• Chief Justice John Roberts defends judicial independence, says it is under threat in several ways https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-chief-justice-john-roberts-1e11fa540245a8c629c90772674ea8f7

It's been 3 years, 11 months, and 7 days under the Biden Administration. It's the holidays and we wish you all Merry, Happy, and Joyous ones. See you in the new year!

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• • So this is
  • VP Trump
  • Visited by Spirits

Special Show Links:

• Donald Trump says buying Greenland is "absolute necessity" https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-says-buying-greenland-absolute-necessity-denmark-ken-howery-2004938 
• Matt Gaetz ethics report says his drug use and sex with a minor violated state laws https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/matt-gaetz-ethics-report-released/
• Where is Congresswoman Kay Granger? https://dallasexpress.com/tarrant/exclusive-where-is-congresswoman-kay-granger/

It's been 3 years, 11 months, and 0 days under the Biden Administration's control, and the government was on the verge of closure before the new administration even took over. Fortunately, Congress stepped up from the shadows of the oligarchs and returned to the mostly agreed-upon bipartisan deal.

Other Titles Considered

• Trash Patrol
• Growers and Showers
• Busty Cohead

Special Show Links:

• House passes bill to avoid government shutdown, sending it to Senate before midnight deadline: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna185006
• AOC loses key vote in race for Oversight Committee leader to Gerry Connolly: https://www.axios.com/2024/12/16/aoc-house-steering-committee-oversight-connolly
• Blob-headed fish and amphibious mouse among 27 new species found in ‘thrilling’ Peru expedition: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/dec/20/blob-headed-fish-and-amphibious-mouse-among-27-new-species-found-in-thrilling-peru-expedition 

It's been 3 years, 10 months, and 23 days under the sunsetting Biden Administration, and things are interesting. He pardoned a whole ship's worth of people, but he's letting the big stuff slide. In the meantime, the encroaching Trump Clown Show is becoming ever more clear as he announced his Ambassador Wish List.

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• Aerial Bombardment Discount
• Legitimate Internet
• Buttery Males

Special Show Links:

• Trump says he can’t guarantee tariffs won’t raise US prices and won’t rule out revenge prosecutions https://apnews.com/article/trump-immigration-tariffs-pardons-abortion-prosecutions-riot-72c08269f0a870d20e29033319201e22
• North Carolina GOP lawmakers override veto of bill to strip power from incoming Democratic officials https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/north-carolina-republican-override-veto-democrat-governor-rcna183703
• Luigi Mangione’s hard turn from wealth and success to murder suspect https://apnews.com/article/unitedhealthcare-ceo-brian-thompson-shooting-luigi-mangione-10ee2f70cd843a27940a9cf1a06edf55

It's been 3 years, 10 months, and 16 days under the leadership of Joe Biden, who hypocritically pardoned his son Hunter of all charges. President Trump was aghast! I mean, he thought he was the only person that could pardon people, having done it 144 times during his four years in office.

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• Whoops Only Money Launderers
• Spit on that Spring
• Loaded Conversation

Special Show Links:

• Elon Musk funds RBG pac: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/dec/06/elon-musk-rbg-pac-abortion 
• Patriot of the Year: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/06/trump-fox-news-patriot-award
• BREAKING: Nick Fuentes Arrested: https://www.chicagotribune.com/2024/12/06/far-right-streamer-nick-fuentes-charged-with-battery-in-alleged-attack-of-berwyn-woman/

It's been 3 years, 10 months, and 9 days under the leadership of Joe Biden, who gave the traditional amnesty to Peaches and Blossom, two turkeys from Minnesota. Happy Thanksgiving y'all. We are thankful for your continued listening and support.

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• Givingthanks
• Why am I working?
• Holiday Job

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• Daisy the AI grandma is here to answer calls from scammers and waste their time
• Why abortions rose after Roe was overturned
• Jack Smith files to drop Jan. 6 charges against Donald Trump

It's been 3 years, 10 months, and 2 days under the leadership of Joe Biden, who continues to demonstrate faith in the dying US government system, despite all the warnings. Good news, though, Matt Gaetz lasted approximately negative 8 Scaramuccis as Attorney General.

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• Age in Canadian
• Presidential Cerberus
• Pourin Star

Special Show Links:

• Bill to eliminate the Dept of Education: https://www.siouxfallslive.com/news/south-dakota/sen-mike-rounds-introduces-bill-to-eliminate-us-department-of-education
• Word Press Problems: https://medium.com/notes-and-theories/this-man-controls-40-of-the-internet-and-its-a-problem-1b37a66e6185
• Now Donnie can break his G string fingering A-minor https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-american-flag-eagle-guitars.html

It's been 3 years, 9 months, and 26 days under the patriotism of the Biden Administration, and Trump's kitchen remodel ideas are being revealed. Frankly, its a disaster, but if we weren't all facing massive governmental dysfunction it would be hilarious.

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• Elonia & Vivekia
• MAGA Worm Driver
• Anchors Away

Special Show Links:

• Donald Trump Has 'Obligations' to Those Who Brought Him to Power—Putin Ally https://www.newsweek.com/vladimir-putin-nikolai-patrushev-donald-trump-russia-1984360
• ‘An achievement for the Azoreans’: EU makes leap towards 30x30 with massive ocean protection project https://www.euronews.com/green/2024/10/22/an-achievement-for-the-azoreans-eu-makes-leap-towards-30x30-with-massive-ocean-protection-
• Moment MP leads haka to disrupt New Zealand parliament https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/cg4ln6ddgy9o

It's been 3 years, 9 months, and 19 days under the patriotism of the Biden Administration, and shit has hit the fan. Trump won the 47th Presidential Election, and things couldn't feel worse. So join us for a community whingeing session as we try to process the reality of America in 2024.

Other Titles Considered

• Your Hole, My Control
• Power Bottom Diplomacy
• North Florida Short Duke

Special Show Links:

• Why Trump won — 9 takeaways from the 2024 election https://www.npr.org/2024/11/08/g-s1-33274/2024-election-how-trump-won-takeaways
• What the average citizen can do about the demise of US democracy https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/08/politics/how-to-save-us-democracy-what-matters/index.html
• What we know about thriving through adversity https://americansofconscience.com/what-we-know-about-thriving-through-adversity/