- 33 minutes 33 seconds016 - Party Like a Dead Body

David, Evan, and Ken enjoy the finer things in Center City Philadelphia. There's no topic quite as controversial as man's greatest invention: chairs, and what's controversy without 40 ounce beers and remembering when David almost died of alcohol poisoning. There are no commercials, but there is a flashback of the original high journal segment and a short story about girls going to clown college.15 April 2017, 2:32 am - 35 minutes 23 seconds015 - Scooby Dooby Style

Jenna & Zakk are special guests, but Evan is absent. They tell the story about how they met, why they're both Straight Edge, and Zakk tells a couple of scary stories from his youth in North Carolina. No commercials this time, but hold your breath for some in the next episode.3 April 2017, 7:45 pm - 35 minutes 39 seconds014 - You Can't Be a Space Pirate

David headed to Philadelphia with Ken to hang out with Evan! We play No Man’s Sky, talk about million dollar ideas like Remaking the Podracing Game for N64 and "American Bitch", and discuss random things like beast wars and our dream TV show idea: Detective Moron. "You did one hell of a job, Moron!"20 November 2016, 5:22 pm - 34 minutes 43 seconds013 - The Unlucky Episode

Evan's in Milan, Italy! So David is doing his Podcast solo, playing clips of his phone conversations with Evan over the Atlantic. Discussing David's music projects, the game No Man's Sky, Italian Breakfast, and some music interests happen, plus lots of comedy gold. Commercials include W.A.S.P. Cologne for Men and Hardened Perfume for Women.7 June 2016, 4:04 pm - 30 minutes 54 seconds012 - Pine Cones & Squirrel Nuts

Casinos are fun, but Podcasts are sort of okay too. Rusty has his debut, Evan explains how to eat a pine cone, David talks about a Halloween encounter, and there's a horny squirrel outside. Commercials include Breakfast Dans ta Face and Vegan Records.1 December 2015, 3:14 pm - 30 minutes 25 seconds011 - Proper Wiping Techniques: Recapping Season One

David runs through the best commercials from the first ten episodes and includes insight and monotoned description of the podcast's evolution over the past two years. Included at the end are some unused intro ideas and a snipet about how the boys play Kings.6 July 2015, 12:31 pm - 30 minutes 39 seconds010 - Turning Into Tree Bark or Whatever

We somewhat recap 2014 in movies and celebrity deaths, have a confusing phone interview with Chris Tucker, and finish up with a super-realistic rap we co-wrote. Commercials include Bran Flakes Cereal and Holiday Sweaters.6 January 2015, 5:11 pm - 28 minutes 17 seconds009 - Red Cat & Stereotypes

We welcome back Ken for the third time, but Sarah isn't allowed on the podcast. We discuss cider beers, Ken's hike, The Birdcage, and do lots of voices. Commercials include We're All Going To Die-Fest and Vinny's Pizzeria Restaurante.20 August 2014, 12:06 pm - More Episodes? Get the App