93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Josh, Nick, Dana and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

  • 2 hours 6 minutes
    ("Best Of"): Oops! All Stupid News

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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    26 December 2025, 3:00 pm
  • 2 hours 31 minutes
    ("Best Of"): Earwax & Herniated Belly Buttons

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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    25 December 2025, 3:00 pm
  • 2 hours 31 minutes
    ("Best Of"): STD Edition

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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    24 December 2025, 3:00 pm
  • 2 hours 29 minutes
    ("Best Of"): Bitch Bricks

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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    23 December 2025, 3:00 pm
  • 2 hours 29 minutes
    ("Best Of"): No Snack For You

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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    22 December 2025, 3:00 pm
  • 2 hours 23 minutes
    Gram-Chowder

    Originally Aired December 19, 2025: MN Viking long snapper Andrew DePaola. Camel kick. Everything you wanna know about Santa-philes.

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    19 December 2025, 4:12 pm
  • 2 hours 26 minutes
    Dasher, Dancer, Chronic, and Blazin

    Originally Aired December 18, 2025: MN State Patrol in-studio. MN Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. Everything you wanna know about the best times to have a beer.

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    18 December 2025, 3:52 pm
  • 2 hours 34 minutes
    F The Squirrels

    Originally Aired December 17, 2025: Water balloon assault. Donkey punch. Everything you wanna know about cottagecore.

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    17 December 2025, 4:18 pm
  • 2 hours 27 minutes
    Human Santapede

    Originally Aired December 16, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles in-studio. Absolutely NO SPITTING IN THE PARK! Everything you wanna know about getting "poor" on you.

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    16 December 2025, 3:47 pm
  • 2 hours 24 minutes
    The Incident

    Originally Aired December 15, 2025: Dr. P answers health questions. Steak, weed, and crab legs. Everything you wanna know about accidentally stealing a baby.
     
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    15 December 2025, 3:46 pm
  • 2 hours 23 minutes
    Happy Toys for Tatas!

    Originally Aired December 12, 2025: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Boss is in the building. Everything you wanna know about wearing sweatpants to a strip club.
     
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    12 December 2025, 4:02 pm
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