• 2 hours 29 minutes
    JAIME PRESSLY IS ON ONLYFANS!

    Originally Aired May 11, 2026: I repeat, Jaime Pressly is on OnlyFans! The Empire Strikes Bacne. Everything you wanna know about the TRUE story of the chicken who crossed the road. 

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    11 May 2026, 2:40 pm
  • 2 hours 25 minutes
    Toot-paste

    Originally Aired May 8, 2026: Happy Walleye Opener! You WILL eat these gushers. Everything you wanna know about people's weird hobbies.  

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    8 May 2026, 4:31 pm
  • 2 hours 26 minutes
    Nobody Cares, Work Harder

    Originally Aired May 7, 2026: MN Wild Marcus Foligno. Veterinarian doctor Andrea. Everything you wanna know about feces-ing. 

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    7 May 2026, 3:51 pm
  • 2 hours 24 minutes
    World Record Pecker Pull

    Originally Aired May 6, 2026: Mars attacks. Burning down grandma's house. Everything you wanna know about $50 movie tickets. 

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    6 May 2026, 4:14 pm
  • 2 hours 28 minutes
    Return of the HAMS

    Originally Aired May 5, 2026: Dr P Jesus answers your health questions. Entertainer C Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your wettest dream. 

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    5 May 2026, 3:52 pm
  • 2 hours 24 minutes
    ("Best Of"): Beef Walk Pt. II

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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    4 May 2026, 2:25 pm
  • 2 hours 35 minutes
    ("Best Of"): Beef Walk

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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    1 May 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 2 hours 34 minutes
    ("Best Of"): More Monkey Wars

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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    30 April 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 2 hours 29 minutes
    ("Best Of"): What Are You On?

    The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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    29 April 2026, 2:00 pm
  • 2 hours 24 minutes
    Timber Tug

    Originally Aired April 28, 2026: Getaway lawnmower. Check your shorts... There's a new STD in town. Everything you wanna know about the Sperm Racing World Cup.  

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    28 April 2026, 3:59 pm
  • 2 hours 29 minutes
    Chainsaw-Ass Raw

    Originally Aired April 27, 2026: The Miz and Rocsi Diaz joined the show. There's a baby on the loose! Everything you wanna know about slapping a sandwich artist. 

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    27 April 2026, 3:05 pm
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