93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

  • 2 hours 26 minutes
    Who Dis?

    Originally Aired May 3, 2024: Mystery celebrity guest! Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about armpit rice balls. 

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    3 May 2024, 3:15 pm
  • 2 hours 27 minutes
    Celebrity Breath

    Originally Aired May 2, 2024: Nude cruise 2025! Sex scenes in movies going down. Everything you've ever wanted to know about machete parties. 

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    2 May 2024, 3:06 pm
  • 2 hours 22 minutes
    Punhub

    Originally Aired May 1, 2024: Relationships last straws. Methheads need love too. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pity sex!

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    1 May 2024, 3:04 pm
  • 2 hours 23 minutes
    Karate Bears

    Originally Aired April 30, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cheeseball man!

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    30 April 2024, 3:14 pm
  • 2 hours 26 minutes
    Tickled

    Originally Aired April 29, 2024: Beer bottle temple tragedy. What are you, rich or something? Everything you've ever wanted to know about the rally sausage.  

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    29 April 2024, 3:08 pm
  • 2 hours 22 minutes
    Sod Damn!

    Originally Aired April 26, 2024: First kisses. Puss in a box! Everything you've ever wanted to know about flame-throwing robot dogs. 

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    26 April 2024, 3:40 pm
  • 2 hours 29 minutes
    The Voice of Minnesota North Stars Hockey

    Originally Aired April 25, 2024: Alligator attacks! Memories about North Stars commentator Al Shaver. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your hot mom. 

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    25 April 2024, 3:59 pm
  • 2 hours 29 minutes
    Girthmaster

    Originally Aired April 24, 2024: If you're horny and you know it, clap your glands. Adult proms for adults. Everything you've ever wanted to know about "salmon sperm is the new fountain of youth" being the new fountain of youth. 

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    24 April 2024, 3:03 pm
  • 2 hours 27 minutes
    Dick N' Pecker

    Originally Aired April 23, 2024: Minnesota Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. Going to prom with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh leaving for NIL money! 

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    23 April 2024, 2:44 pm
  • 2 hours 7 minutes
    The Safety Committee

    Originally Aired April 22, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Teacher fight club. Everything you've ever wanted to know about blowing on hemorrhoids.  

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    22 April 2024, 3:51 pm
  • 2 hours 23 minutes
    The Impregnator

    Originally Aired April 19, 2024: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. How to tell if someone's a closet stoner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sushi sword fights. 

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    19 April 2024, 3:34 pm
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