93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

<p>Josh, Nick, Dana and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with Randy Shaver. <em>Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.</em></p>

  • 2 hours 29 minutes
    O.B.C.D.

    Originally Aired April 7, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Thank you for your cervix. Everything you wanna know about having a ghoul-friend. 

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    7 April 2026, 3:31 pm
  • 2 hours 23 minutes
    Don't Tell ME Where to Poop

    Originally Aired April 6, 2026: Doctor P in the studio. You're invited to the worst party ever! Everything you wanna know about living in a chicken coop. 

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    6 April 2026, 3:13 pm
  • 2 hours 34 minutes
    Junkie Bump

    Originally Aired April 3, 2026: Minnesota State Patrol in studio. Teenagers are scary. Everything you wanna know about pushing a crotch goblin out. 

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    3 April 2026, 3:00 pm
  • 2 hours 26 minutes
    Ether Bunny

    Originally Aired April 2, 2026: Not afraid to eff ugly. Catching up on sleep while working. Everything you wanna know about getting a GWI.

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    2 April 2026, 2:48 pm
  • 2 hours 32 minutes
    Happy April Fools Day!

    Originally Aired April 1, 2026: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno. Don't stop, be leaving. Everything you wanna know about fake farts.  

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    1 April 2026, 2:58 pm
  • 2 hours 27 minutes
    Get a Job?

    Originally Aired March 31, 2026: March Madness poop bracket. Surprise ear sex. Everything you wanna know about taking the written driving exam 139 times.  

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    31 March 2026, 3:48 pm
  • 2 hours 31 minutes
    Raw Sewage Gas

    Originally Aired March 30, 2026: Everyone's on dope. Kangaroo diapers. Everything you wanna know about the XFL fantasy draft. 

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    30 March 2026, 3:33 pm
  • 2 hours 31 minutes
    Beef Walk

    Originally Aired March 27, 2026: Happy 51st Birthday to Josh! Vaping squirrels. Everything you wanna know about getting 86'ed from the bar.  

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    27 March 2026, 3:06 pm
  • 2 hours 30 minutes
    You Call Those Hands?

    Originally Aired March 26, 2026: Opening Day. Truck missiles. Everything you wanna know about using the power of Jesus to rob a bank. 

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    26 March 2026, 4:25 pm
  • 2 hours 33 minutes
    Toe-fu and Feet-za

    Originally Aired March 25, 2026: Drug mule Barbie. Worst first dates ever. Everything you wanna know about the history of the Seattle SuperSonics. 

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    25 March 2026, 4:34 pm
  • 2 hours 35 minutes
    AEW Julia Hart

    Originally Aired March 24, 2026: Wrinkle ranch. Next thing ya know... I was getting a BJ! Everything you wanna about stupid Todd.  

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    24 March 2026, 3:42 pm
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