Edwin Windsor, Evil Efficiency Consultant, returns with his manic lawyer Topper and his faithful secretary in this novella-length prequel to How to Succeed in Evil. Edwin is approached by a vampire, who offers him the prospect of eternal life if Edwin will help him with the troubles the modern world has presented his kind. It's Edwin versus Nosferatu in this insightful satire of the highly exploited vampire genre.
Edwin triumphs in the end. Topper recovers from a broken heart.
DeChevue springs his trap!
Madeleine offers Edwin love and the gift of life eternal.
Topper searches for love in the middle of the night even though it could mean his death.
Madeliene falls for Edwin. Edwin is threatened by Agnes' mortality.
Topper confesses his love and is rejected.
Edwin vs. Vampire Round Two
Agnes vs. Madeliene
Edwin vs a Vampire. Round one.
A special underground bunker is constructed and the consulation begins.
Edwin agrees to meet with these so-called Vampires. Topper does not agree with that at all.