- 1 hour 7 minutes753: No-Talent AI Clowns
The AI revolution keeps delivering exactly the future nobody asked for. A low-skill hacker used Claude Code and Codex to compromise fourteen companies with prompts so vague they could've been written by your uncle trying to reset his AOL password. Ford, meanwhile, spent millions trying to automate engineering before sheepishly rehiring the graybeards who actually know how cars work. Brown University discovered what happens when half your class outsources economics homework to ChatGPT, Meta ran out of AI compute after borrowing Google's, Oracle is warning investors that the AI data-center bubble could implode for approximately every reason imaginable, and contractors hired to improve AI models are secretly using AI to generate the training data. Congratulations, everyone: we've successfully invented photocopying a photocopy until all that's left is gray mush.
The collateral damage keeps piling up. Volkswagen is reportedly preparing to slash another 100,000 jobs, Hyundai workers are threatening to strike before Boston Dynamics' humanoid robots take theirs, California has launched an AI layoff tracker because somebody figured we'd better start counting, and the "almost homeless" subreddit is becoming one of the bleakest economic indicators on the internet. Tesla quietly settles another fatal Full Self-Driving lawsuit, Australia discovers teenagers can outsmart age verification by clicking "Yes, I'm 18," Amazon is getting sued Down Under for making ad-free Prime customers pay more to stay ad-free, and prediction markets continue insisting they're sophisticated financial instruments rather than gambling with better branding. Sure, and Beanie Babies were an asset class.
Meanwhile, the AI infrastructure gold rush has become lucrative for everyone, including organized cargo thieves stealing millions in data-center equipment. NASA is attempting a robotic rescue mission worthy of a Saturday morning cartoon, astronomers are begging humanity to stop filling the night sky with satellites before we pave over the universe with orbital billboards, and Meta has discovered yet another way to charge people a subscription for hardware they already bought. In Media Candy, Sugar keeps delivering, Bodkin is worth your time, I Will Find You absolutely is not, and Kobo quietly lands one on Amazon by integrating StoryGraph while Kindle owners get AI book summaries they didn't ask for. Sometimes the future feels like science fiction. This week it feels like someone accidentally trained the simulation on late-stage capitalism and never bothered to check the output.
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SHOW NOTES
No-Skill Hacker Uses Claude/Codex to Hit 14 Sites
Ford rehires ‘gray beard’ engineers after AI falls short
Volkswagen reportedly plans to cut 100,000 jobs
The ‘Almost Homeless’ Subreddit Is a Stark Glimpse at Soaring Wealth Inequality
Tesla settles lawsuit over fatal pedestrian crash involving Full Self-Driving
Kalshi sues Illinois over new tax on prediction market sports bets
Rick Rubin Stars in Polymarket Commercial
Brown University Professor Horrified to Discover Largest AI Cheating Scandal in Ivy League History
Australia Lawsuit Against Amazon Intensifies Company’s Legal Backlash Over Advertising
Australia's social media ban may not be that effective, study finds
Australia doubles the maximum penalty for its social media ban
Half of social media child safety features don't work, report claims
California launches tracker for AI-related job losses
Korean Workers Vote to Go On Strike, Fearing Robots Could Replace Them
Google limits Meta’s use of its Gemini AI models
Meta, like SpaceX, looks to turn excess AI compute into cash
Oracle’s Data Center Warning Is a Worst-Case Scenario for the Whole AI Boom
Thieves Are Absolutely Loving All of These New Data Center Projects
Heads Up: NASA to Launch 'Daring' Telescope Rescue Mission This Week
ESO Study Finds That No More Than 100,000 Satellites Should Orbit Earth
The Odyssey | Official Countdown Trailer
SILO - How did we lose this world?
The Kindle app for iOS has features your aging Kindle doesn't
Watch out, Amazon: The Kobo eReader now has a Goodreads rival
Meta is adding ridiculous ‘rate limits’ and a soft paywall to its smart glasses
Trackalot - One-tap Event Tracking on iOS
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2 July 2026, 9:00 pm - 1 hour 5 minutes752: Grandma Got Run Over By a Tesla
This week, the AI industry continues its speedrun toward becoming the tech equivalent of a late-stage casino. Elon Musk insists reports of aid-cut-related deaths don't exist despite mountains of evidence, SpaceX stock slides far enough to knock him out of the trillionaire club, and a startup is literally suing the U.S. government because Anthropic's Fable 5 model got turned off after three whole days of availability. Once again, we revisit the First Commandment of Grumpy Old Geeks: never build your company on someone else's platform.
Meanwhile, gas stations are being accused of using AI to coordinate prices, corporations are discovering that AI tokens cost actual money, and a Microsoft researcher used goats in Age of Empires II to demonstrate that maybe, just maybe, people are projecting way too much intelligence onto chatbots. The goats emerge with their reputations intact. The AI industry, less so.
The workforce bloodbath rolls on as Oracle quietly sheds 21,000 employees while blaming AI, Norway bans generative AI for elementary school students after discovering that children should probably learn to read before outsourcing their homework to robots, and the FCC flirts with rules that could effectively kill anonymous burner phones in the name of fighting scams. Over at Meta, an employee surveillance program accidentally exposed sensitive data to the entire company because of course it did, while Zuckerberg continues his relentless quest to strap cameras to everyone's face and call it progress. Add in YouTube settling another social-media-harm case, Chrome finally kneecapping traditional ad blockers, and prediction markets spreading across tech like mold in a college apartment, and it's becoming increasingly clear that every bad idea eventually gets funded.
In transportation news, autonomous vehicles continue demonstrating that "mostly works" is not a reassuring phrase when attached to two tons of moving metal. A Tesla on Autopilot crashes into a home and kills a grandmother, Rivian faces lawsuits over self-driving promises its hardware allegedly can't fulfill, and Waymo recalls thousands of robotaxis after they developed an unfortunate habit of driving into closed freeway construction zones. Elsewhere, Elon and Bezos are eyeing billions in broadband subsidies, Polymarket is accused of paying influencers to fake betting videos and climate data archivists are preserving public information from political interference.
Media recommendations include The Mandalorian, Silo, Strange New Worlds, Dungeon Crawler Carl, and a reminder that Firefox may soon be the last refuge for people who enjoy both the internet and ad blockers. Some weeks the future feels exciting. This week it mostly feels like an extended warranty scam.
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SHOW NOTES
These Are the Headlines That Elon Musk Says Don’t Exist
SpaceX Stock Has Fallen So Far That Elon Musk Is No Longer a Trillionaire
Someone Is Suing the U.S. For Making Them Go Without Anthropic's Fable 5 Model
Suit Alleges That Gas Stations Use AI to Hike Gas Prices
The Tokenpocalypse Is Here: Companies Are Scrambling To Stop Spending So Much on AI
Frustrated Microsoft Researcher Uses Goats in ‘Age of Empires II’ to Demo the Absurdity of LLMs
Oracle laid off 21,000 employees over the past year, citing AI as one of the reasons
Norway imposes broad restrictions on AI for elementary school kids
FCC plans ID mandate that could block anonymous use of prepaid burner phones
Meta is 'pausing' employee tracking program after it let the whole company see sensitive data
Meta announces new smart glasses starting at $299, as Zuckerberg keeps pushing wearables
YouTube settles early test case over social media harm to children
A Tesla crashed into a Texas home, killing a 76-year-old grandmother
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy
Rivian faces a class action lawsuit over self-driving in its early vehicles
Waymo recalls over 3,800 robotaxis that might drive onto closed freeways
Elon Musk and the plot to hijack America’s broadband
Polymarket has reportedly been paying creators to post fake betting videos
Mark Zuckerberg wants Meta to launch its own prediction market
Facebook tests Forecast, an app for making predictions about world events, like COVID-19
US's climate.gov site, taken down by Trump, relaunched by nonprofit
The Trump Administration Wants to Know If It Should Regulate Bets on Reality Shows
The Pirate Bay for Strange New Worlds
Google Chrome’s next update will mark the end of popular ad blockers
‘Dungeon Crawler Carl’ Gets Straight-to-Series Order at Peacock From Seth MacFarlane’s Fuzzy Door
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25 June 2026, 9:00 pm - 1 hour 8 minutes751: Brewster’s Trillions
The AI hype train keeps shedding wheels this week. KPMG managed to publish a report about the transformative power of AI that was apparently riddled with hallucinations, fake citations, and imaginary products, proving once again that asking a stochastic parrot to do your homework is not a substitute for actual research. Meanwhile, Americans are using AI faster than ever while trusting it less than ever, OpenAI somehow turned $13 billion in revenue into losses that would make a dot-com CFO blush, and Silicon Valley CEOs have quietly stopped promising to replace all workers with AI. Not because they've changed their minds, mind you, just because they discovered that telling employees they're obsolete is terrible for morale and stock prices. Add in protests dogging Google CEO Sundar Pichai, Meta employees revolting against soul-crushing AI evaluation work, and the message is clear: the future is here, and everyone involved seems miserable.
We then return to one of the founding principles of Grumpy Old Geeks: never build your house on somebody else's land. Anthropic learned that lesson the hard way when its AI models reportedly got caught in a geopolitical and regulatory tug-of-war involving Amazon, the U.S. government, and national security concerns. World leaders are now openly questioning whether American AI platforms can be trusted if access can be revoked overnight. The same platform-risk story pops up again as Meta launches AI-powered search across Facebook's oceans of questionable user-generated content. Remember kids: when you pitch your tent in someone else's backyard, don't act shocked when they turn on the sprinklers.
From the Injustice Files, the hits keep coming. The Atlantic revealed the staggering scale of copyrighted music used to train AI systems, Hollywood inches closer to becoming a monopoly-themed amusement park, and the DOJ is backing xAI in a pollution lawsuit while reports emerge that Grok-assisted systems played a role in military operations. Elon keeps collecting legal losses, SpaceX buys Cursor for an eye-watering $60 billion, and Trump is threatening French wine over tech taxes while simultaneously promoting crypto through a UFC event at the White House. We wrap with Britain banning social media for kids under 16, hackers stealing entire Roblox games, Fox buying Roku, the return of human narrators at Blinkist, a gloriously anti-social-media flip phone from Commodore, and a reminder that Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is still one of the few things keeping the future worth looking forward to.
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SHOW NOTES
A report on the benefits of AI was reportedly full of AI hallucinations
Just 16% of Americans Believe AI Will Positively Impact Society, Pew Poll Finds
Exclusive: OpenAI Losses Increased Nearly 8X in 2025, With Spending Hitting $34 Billion
The CEOs are No Longer (Publicly) Threatening to Replace Humans With AI
Sundar Pichai faces boos, walkout at Stanford graduation ceremony over Google's Israel, ICE ties
‘Tell Him He’s a Piece of Shit’: Meta’s New AI Unit Is a Total Mess
Anthropic becomes a cautionary sovereign-AI fable
Anthropic Says It’s Taking Claude Fable 5 Offline to Comply With US Government Order
Cyber experts warn Fable limits aid attackers and hurt defenders
Amazon Triggered Claude Fable 5 Shutdown: Investor, Cloud Host, Now Regulator
World leaders want American AI. They just don't want America to be able to turn it off.
Meta's new ‘AI Mode’ on Facebook pulls from public info across its platforms
Investigation by The Atlantic reveals many millions of songs used for AI music training
Justice Department Decision to Allow Paramount Deal Surprised Staff Investigators
Justice Department backs xAI in NAACP lawsuit over data center pollution
Pentagon used Elon Musk’s Grok AI to fire 2,000 missiles at Iran, official says
xAI's lawsuit accusing OpenAI of stealing trade secrets has been thrown out
SpaceX to acquire Cursor for $60B in stock, days after blockbuster IPO
Trump threatens 100 percent tariff on France's wine industry over its tech tax
UFC to pay White House fighters in crypto issued by Trump company
UK will ban social media for children under 16
Hackers Are Hijacking Entire Roblox Games Now
Fox is buying Roku for $22 billion
Apple TV renews comedy horror Widow’s Bay for a second season
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale
Shrek 5 | Official Teaser Trailer
RIDICULOUS - 2026 Special - Trailer #1 - Louis C.K.
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds | Season 4 Official Trailer
Commodore made a social media-banishing flip phone
Snap's Stock Plunges the Moment It Reveals Its Comically Gigantic AR Glasses
So Good They Can’t Ignore You by Cal Newport
Creator Capitalist by the Category Pirates
Blinkist pulls back on AI narrators
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18 June 2026, 9:00 pm - 57 minutes 36 seconds750: Douchebag Ping Pong
Episode 750 arrives with a simple reminder: the bullshit never sleeps. This week Jason and Brian dive headfirst into a game of Douchebag Ping Pong featuring OpenAI, Anthropic, Elon Musk, and the rest of the AI industrial complex. OpenAI is preparing to go public while simultaneously transforming ChatGPT into an everything app, Anthropic wants the world to slow down AI development before Skynet shows up for work, and then immediately releases a more powerful model because apparently self-awareness only goes so far. Meanwhile, Sam Altman’s eyeball-scanning side hustle is laying people off, proving that convincing humans to hand over their biometric data remains a surprisingly difficult sales pitch.
The AI arms race gets even weirder as SpaceX unveils plans for orbital data centers the size of flying football fields while Google and Anthropic shovel billions into Elon’s compute empire just to keep their models fed. On Earth, Seattle is trying to ban new AI data centers before they drink the city dry, Meta is planting AI infrastructure in India, Google is slashing Gemini prices, and a Mississippi judge discovers that lawyers on both sides of a case used AI to invent legal citations, resulting in the rare spectacle of artificial stupidity arguing against itself. Thankfully, AI also manages to do something useful, helping researchers develop a promising universal vaccine and reminding us that not every machine-learning story ends with humanity getting harvested for electricity.
Elsewhere, crypto continues its transformation into performance art as Sam Bankman-Fried seeks a presidential pardon while reports suggest the Trump family made billions from crypto projects that left investors holding the bag. Meta gets caught quietly experimenting with face recognition in smart glasses, lawmakers scramble to require recording indicators, and Snapchat tightens protections for younger users. The guys also celebrate Apple's shockingly competent Sports app, a rare piece of software that simply does the thing it's supposed to do without trying to become your therapist, financial advisor, or AI life coach. Plus: Ghostbusters returns, Devil May Cry gets another season, Bill Burr takes on Facebook in The Social Reckoning, and a look at why Silicon Valley's newest luxury service appears to be paying actual humans for conversation.
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SHOW NOTES
OpenAI files SEC paperwork to go public
Anthropic proposes a global slowdown of AI development
OpenAI Joins Anthropic in Call for International AI Watchdog
OpenAI reportedly has a major ChatGPT overhaul in store
Sam Altman's Eyeball Scanning Company Now Laying Off Workers
Google will pay SpaceX $920 million a month to use xAI's data centers
Seattle is close to approving a year-long ban on large data centers
Meta signs first AI data center deal in India with Reliance
Google cuts the price of its AI Plus plan and doubles the storage
Judge Learns Lawyers on Both Sides of Case Used AI, Cancels Trial, Kicks Everyone Off the Case
The University of Cambridge says it successfully tested a vaccine with an AI-designed antigen
Kalshi will require employment info for some bets as an insider trading precaution
Sam Bankman-Fried applies for a pardon from Trump
The Nerdy Escorts Cashing In On Silicon Valley’s AI Boom
Apple Made a Sports App That Does Almost Nothing. It’s Incredible.
Meta Removes Face-Recognition System From Its Smart Glasses, Is Mad About it
Smart Glasses Would Legally Require a Recording Light Under Proposed Law
Snap will no longer allow younger teens' Spotlight videos to be publicly viewable
The iOS 27 beta pretty much confirms that an Apple foldable is happening
Thinking Sideways: How to Think Like a Chess Player and Win at Life by Jennifer Shahade
Thinking Fast, Slow, Artificially: AI and Your Brain
Downton Abbey: The Motion Picture
The New ‘Ghostbusters’ Cartoon Gets a Title and Release Date
Devil May Cry Season 2 on Netflix
THE SOCIAL RECKONING – Official Teaser Trailer (HD)
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11 June 2026, 7:00 pm - 1 hour 16 minutes749: Surge Bananas
This week on Grumpy Old Geeks, Brian and Jason once again survey the smoldering wreckage of the tech industry and discover that the people building the future are increasingly being sued by governments, publishers, customers, employees, and occasionally reality itself. California is coming after 23andMe over its catastrophic data breach, Florida is taking a swing at OpenAI, CNN has joined the ever-growing conga line of companies suing Perplexity, and Meta somehow decided the solution to improving AI is recording employees' every mouse click while generously allowing them a whole 30-minute privacy break. Meanwhile, Google's own engineers are sharing memes about how much Google's AI tools suck, Microsoft apparently wants users addicted to its new AI assistant - first taste's free! - and Anthropic is preparing to go public with a valuation that makes even the most irrational dot-com era investor look financially responsible.
The AI arms race continues producing exactly the kinds of outcomes you'd expect when venture capitalists start huffing their own press releases. Instagram's AI support bot reportedly helped hackers steal accounts because apparently "Are you sure you're the owner?" was considered an optional step. Suno raised another $400 million while fighting copyright lawsuits, Paramount+ seems to have let AI create the ugliest Star Trek thumbnail in Federation history, and Stan Lee has now been digitally resurrected because modern capitalism looked at death and said, "Nice try." Over in transportation, BYD is so confident in its self-driving technology that it's willing to pay for your accidents, while Tesla owners are discovering their old Full Self-Driving contracts may have quietly received software updates of the legal variety. Somewhere in a conference room, a lawyer just whispered, "Let's not put that in writing," ten years too late.
Elsewhere, governments worldwide continue their ongoing experiment of raising children by confiscating smartphones. Malaysia has implemented a social media ban for kids under 16, Poland wants phones and smartwatches locked away at school, and Kentucky schools just collected $27 million from social media companies accused of building products as addictive as cigarettes.
Dave Bittner drops by for a visit and we discuss Spotify listeners apparently preferring old music because new music keeps getting algorithmically focus-grouped into oblivion and a healthy dose of Star Wars, Downton Abbey, Derry Girls, Lego, books, gadgets, and AI-generated jazz. Add it all up and you've got another week where the only thing moving faster than technology is the legal department trying to keep up.
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Show Notes
Vibe Coders are Script Kiddies
Colorado Governor Vetoes Surveillance Pricing Ban as Public Backlash Against the Tech Grows
California sues 23andMe over 2023 data breach that affected 7 million users
Florida sues OpenAI, Sam Altman, in first-of-its-kind lawsuit over violent incidents
Meta will reportedly let employees take 30-minute breaks from its tracking program
Instagram is alerting users who were targeted by hackers during AI chatbot attacks
Google Employees Internally Share Memes About How Its AI Sucks
Google ordered to put clearer links in AI search and let UK publishers opt out
Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal
Meta, other social networks will pay $27 million to settle Kentucky school district lawsuit
Malaysia's under-16 social media ban carries fines up to $2.5 million
Poland wants to ban phones and smartwatches in schools
CNN is the latest media company to sue Perplexity
Still facing copyright lawsuits, AI music generator Suno raises another $400M
BYD is assuming financial liability if you crash while using its self-driving tech
Anthropic is set to go public after filing paperwork with the SEC
Data Center Operators Are Trying to Fix Their Water Use Problems
Tesla Owners Say Their Old FSD Contracts Were Quietly Changed
Stan Lee's voice and likeness have been resurrected, thanks to AI
Paramount+ used AI to make the ugliest Star Trek thumbnail ever
I Am Not a Robot: My Year Using AI to Do (Almost) Everything by Joanna Stern
Carl's Doomsday Scenario: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 2 by Matt Dinniman
Wisdom Takes Work: Learn. Apply. Repeat. by Ryan Holiday
Wrapped up the Downton Abbey series rewatch
Buffy and Ted Lasso star Anthony Head dies at 72
Almost through the Derry Girls series.
Lego Mando and Grogu set (mild spoiler)
The Biggest Hits on Spotify Right Now Are a Blast From the Past
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5 June 2026, 10:00 pm - 58 minutes 52 seconds748: Space Bone
This week on Grumpy Old Geeks, Brian and Jason stare directly into the flaming garbage barge of “the future” and discover that self-driving vehicles still can’t tell the difference between a road and an urban swimming pool. Waymo stranded robotaxis in both Atlanta and San Antonio, while Gothenburg’s brand-new autonomous bus service survived roughly one day before getting rear-ended by a tram like a lost RoboCop scene directed by Benny Hill. Meanwhile, Ferrari unveiled the Jony Ive-designed Luce EV, proving that if you give Apple designers enough money and untreated minimalist impulses, eventually everything starts looking like an uninspired bar of soap.
The AI bubble keeps inflating like a cursed parade balloon nobody knows how to land. Uber admits it’s spending fortunes on AI without being able to explain what it actually improves, Starbucks killed its AI inventory system after repeated losses to dairy products, and Google’s AI search now struggles with advanced concepts like “ignore,” “stop,” and spelling “Google.” CEOs remain committed to replacing workers anyway, with 99% expecting AI-driven layoffs because apparently nothing says innovation like firing junior staff and replacing them with autocomplete that thinks there are two Ps in Google. Meanwhile, Spotify continues its transformation into the content equivalent of a casino buffet with AI-narrated magazine articles, while Pope Leo emerges as the lone adult in the room, suggesting humanity maybe shouldn’t hand civilization over to glorified pattern-matching slot machines.
Elsewhere in dystopia, Trump Mobile exposed customer data to the open internet because, of course, it did, while the White House reportedly plans to force-install its official app on government phones in what feels like the world’s least subtle spyware rollout. Prediction markets are devolving into a legal cage fight between states and crypto gambling enthusiasts. A Google engineer allegedly made $1.2 million through insider trading on Polymarket because we’ve apparently rebuilt Wall Street out of meme apps, and researchers say your Wi-Fi router can now identify you by how your meat body disturbs radio waves. Add in SpaceX building a military sensor-to-shooter network straight out of a cyberpunk fever dream, China launching artificial embryo experiments into orbit to explore off-world reproduction, and Erin Brockovich mapping AI data centers draining entire towns' worth of water, and suddenly the most comforting thing this week might be watching The Grand-ish Tour and pretending the world still runs on gasoline and bad decisions.
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Waymos in Atlanta and San Antonio keep driving into flooded roads
Gothenburg's self-driving bus trammed on day one
Ferrari Luce unveiled: Here's the first car from Jony Ive's design house
Uber president says AI spending is getting ‘harder to justify’
Trump Mobile has exposed customers' personal data, including home addresses and phone numbers
The White House is reportedly forcing its official app onto all government employee phones
Kalshi and Rhode Island sue each other in latest challenge to prediction markets
Google engineer charged with insider trading after making $1.2M on Polymarket
Google is currently struggling to define words like disregard, stop and ignore
Why Google's AI can't spell Google (or anything else)
Starbucks abandons its AI inventory tool after only nine months
Majority of Americans Support Ban on Surveillance Pricing and Electronic Shelf Labels
Ansel Adams' trust says AI-colorized version of his work was exhibited without permission
People used AI to recreate the voices of pilots killed in a plane crash
Spotify now lets you stream narrated magazine articles, too
Pope Leo calls for AI to serve humanity and not concentrate power
99% of CEOs Expect AI-Driven Layoffs in the Next Two Years
US Space Force confirms SpaceX will build sensor-to-shooter targeting network
Star Trek Title Card Generator
Erin Brockovich launches a crowdsourced AI data center map
China Launched Artificial Embryos to Orbit to Find Out If We Can Have Space Babies
I Am Not a Robot: My Year Using AI to Do (Almost) Everything by Joanna Stern
Inside the Box: How Constraints Make Us Better by David Epstein
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29 May 2026, 9:00 pm - 1 hour 22 minutes747: Why We Sigh
FOLLOW UP: This week, it seems America believes every complicated social problem can be fixed by asking, “Have you tried turning the internet off for the children?” Meanwhile, the Electronic Frontier Foundation quietly notes that the science behind social media bans might not be as clear-cut as cable-news dads screaming about dopamine loops claim. Turns out, teen anxiety may also be linked to pandemics, school shootings, climate dread, and an economy that feels like a Fallout side quest. Meanwhile, Snap Inc. and YouTube settled another lawsuit accusing their apps of turning kids into doomscrolling goblins, Meta continues to insist social media addiction isn’t real while losing money in court, and former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed at a graduation speech after telling graduates to hop on the AI rocket ship without asking questions — exactly what a billionaire says when he already owns the rocket.
In the news, Elon Musk lost another OpenAI lawsuit because apparently even juries have limits. SpaceX’s IPO revealed Musk plans to power AI with enough gas turbines to recreate 1890s London smog, and Grok officially became a disclosure liability after the whole “MechaHitler” incident. Tesla robotaxis still clip fences and occasionally require humans to remotely drive the “self-driving” cars. Trump Mobile somehow shipped a gold phone that actually works — a stunning upset — before immediately leaking customer data. LinkedIn finally admitted the platform has become an AI-generated motivational swamp filled with “it’s not about X, it’s about Y” sludge from people named Brayden. Spotify is handing out podcast verification badges so listeners can tell real creators from algorithmic nightmare fuel. Meta laid off thousands more workers while reportedly using employee surveillance to train AI replacements. And OpenAI is giving everyone in Malta a free year of ChatGPT Plus if they complete an AI literacy course, which honestly makes Malta sound more technologically responsible than Silicon Valley.
APPS & DOODADS reflect classic Gen-X paranoia, as Backblaze highlights California's constant threat of wildfires and the idea that local backups are optimistic. YouTube introduced AI deepfake detection tools, allowing creators to finally see which scam ads are using their faces to promote crypto vitamins, while X limited free users to 50 posts a day unless they pay for a blue check — proving once again that the true free speech was the subscriptions we sold along the way. Retrocodex arrived with a strong “everything your teachers confidently told you in 1987 was wrong” vibe.
MEDIA CANDY opens with the eternal cry of “FUCK THE FIRETV!!!!” before Jason taps out of Good Omens after ten minutes while Brian takes the bullet for the audience. There’s also chatter about Mortal Kombat 2, The Devil Wears Prada 2, Billy Corgan talking goth history with David J, and more existential dread courtesy of Dan Carlin’s Common Sense.
THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE welcomes back Dave Bittner for a Mando & Grogu review, Darth Maul, and a stunning but absurdly expensive LEGO Disneyland set. There’s also a guy who built a full-size Millennium Falcon “with his wife’s permission,” a fan-made Star Tours film, and the Federal Trade Commission discovering that those creepy “your phone is listening to you” ad-tech companies mainly just had PowerPoint decks and confidence. Also: mechanical keyboard simulators now exist, because apparently even fake typing has become a lifestyle brand.
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FOLLOW UP
Snap and YouTube have reportedly settled another major social media addiction lawsuit
Ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt Fails to Read Room on AI, Gets Booed into Oblivion
IN THE NEWS
Elon Musk took too long to sue OpenAI, jury unanimously agrees
SpaceX IPO Filing Reveals Nearly $3 Billion Investment in Gas Turbines for AI Data Centers
‘MechaHitler’ Is SpaceX’s Problem Now
Trump Mobile Phone Beats Expectations by Actually Existing
New crash data highlights the slow progress of Tesla's robotaxis
If You Used Insider Knowledge to Score Big on Polymarket, You May Now Be in Huge Trouble
Minnesota passes prediction markets ban
LinkedIn doesn't want your AI slop anymore
Spotify is launching verification badges for podcasts to help listeners avoid AI slop
OpenAI is offering ChatGPT Plus to citizens of Malta for a year
Massive Crypto ATM Company Bitcoin Depot Is Shutting Down as the Whole Industry Collapses
‘Smoke Weed and Earn Bitcoin’ With This Vape Pen in Our Increasingly Dystopian Nightmare
‘Unstoppable’ Crypto Exchange Halts Trading After $10 Million Theft
Iran Doubles Down on Bitcoin for Ships Passing Through the Straight of Hormuz
Trump-Linked Crypto Company Notes 'Substantial Doubt' It Can Survive Another 12 Months
APPS & DOODADS
YouTube's AI deepfake detection tool is now available to all creators 18 and older
X accounts are limited to 50 posts and 200 replies a day unless they pay for a blue checkmark
MEDIA CANDY
Good Omens Season 3 - The Finale
The Magnificent Others with Billy Corgan - David J of Bauhaus & Love & Rockets
Common Sense 326 – The Water in Which We Swim
THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE
Not Even Baby Yoda Can Save ‘Star Wars’
Colorado man creates replica Millenium Falcon
Someone made a Star Tours fan film.
Bring Disneyland Home With This Gorgeous New Lego Set
‘Creepy’ Listening Tool for Targeted Ads Didn’t Actually Work, FTC Says
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22 May 2026, 10:00 pm - 1 hour 19 minutes746: Reality is Frequently Inaccurate
FOLLOW UP starts with merchandise promotion and YouTube begging reminiscent of 2007, before GameStop CEO Ryan Cohen gets thoroughly criticized by eBay after proposing a $56 billion takeover plan that eBay called “neither credible nor attractive,” which is corporate-speak for “please stop emailing us at 3 a.m.” Meanwhile, California residents might finally receive a small settlement check from Grubhub worth about half a burrito, just as Americans realize they dislike AI data centers even more than nuclear plants because nobody wants a warehouse full of GPUs boiling away the local water supply. Lake Tahoe residents are learning their electricity now goes to AI processing plants instead of people, xAI keeps adding methane turbines despite being sued over them, and SpaceXAI employees are fleeing Elon’s “sleep under your desk forever” lifestyle as if it were the last helicopter out of Saigon.
IN THE NEWS, we start gently with the revelation that everyone at the Musk v. Altman trial is sitting on luxury butt cushions because apparently the singularity requires lumbar support, before plunging straight into the abyss: fake AI crypto journalists haunting Forbes and HuffPost like SEO poltergeists, OpenAI launching “Daybreak” so the robots can now secure the software they helped break, Anthropic trying to stop AI from becoming evil by feeding it morality fan fiction, and Google catching AI-generated zero-day exploits in the wild because cyberpunk novels were apparently instructional manuals. Waymo robotaxis are experimenting with driving into floodwaters, a family is suing OpenAI after ChatGPT allegedly advised their son to mix drugs with fatal results, graduating students booed an executive for praising AI as if she were announcing the arrival of cholera, and Meta continues its speedrun toward becoming the world’s largest scam mall while simultaneously demanding everyone trust its shiny new “encrypted AI chats.” Also: Meta is testing Grok-for-Threads, somebody created an AI poop-analysis startup that quietly sells your bowel movements to data brokers, GM got nailed for selling driver data, Lime still somehow exists and wants an IPO, and Japan’s first 3D-printed house shows that the future will at least look cool even as society collapses.
MEDIA CANDY features Spotify celebrating twenty years of collecting your listening habits into a psychological profile you absolutely didn't care about during the CD era, plus The Punisher: One Last Kill ironically looking like unfinished PlayStation cutscenes, Good Omens Season 3, Devil May Cry Season 2, NBC somehow turning Wordle into a TV show because every executive has fully given up, shorter waits for Severance Season 3, and Rings of Power returning in November to continue spending the GDP of a small nation on elf misery.
APPS & DOODADS checks in with Apple as it prepares Siri app integrations that developers already suspect will become subscription-based hostage situations. TikTok is testing an ad-free tier in the UK because, somehow, ads weren’t already enough punishment. Venmo is finally realizing that public payment feeds are insane. There's a Wikipedia clone made entirely of AI hallucinations, and an iPad arm mount sturdy enough to survive the upcoming climate wars.
AT THE LIBRARY wraps up with Clowns (First Contact), Dungeon Crawler Carl, the demise of another Goodreads competitor, Kindle alternatives for those trying to escape Amazon’s panopticon, and a reminder that Douglas Adams has now been gone for 25 years, which remains, in the immortal words of the man himself, widely regarded as a bad move.
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FOLLOW UP
eBay Brutally Rejects GameStop’s $56 Billion Proposal: ‘Neither Credible nor Attractive’
Americans Oppose AI Data Centers in Their Area
Energy supplier abandons Lake Tahoe residents to serve data centers
xAI Got Sued Over Its Gas Turbines, so It Naturally Added More of Them
Elon Musk's SpaceXAI has been bleeding staff since its merger
IN THE NEWS
Everyone at the Musk v. Altman Trial Is Using Fancy Butt Cushions
Daybreak is OpenAI's response to Anthropic's Claude Mythos
Anthropic blames dystopian sci-fi for training AI models to act “evil”
Google announces its first-ever discovery of a zero-day exploit made with AI
Waymo Admits Its Robotaxis Have a Small Issue With Driving Into Floodwaters
Family sues OpenAI, alleging ChatGPT advice led to accidental overdose
Meta is facing another lawsuit over scam ads on Facebook and Instagram
After Killing Encrypted DMs, Mark Zuckerberg Wants You to Trust His New Encrypted AI Chat
Hey @meta.ai is that true? Threads is testing a Grok-like AI feature
Internet of Shit: AI Poop Analysis App Offered to Sell Me Database of Its Users' Poops
GM agrees to pay $12.75 million to settle California lawsuit over misuse of customers' driving data
The electric scooter rental company Lime has filed for IPO
APPS & DOODADS
Apple wants apps to integrate with Siri in iOS 27, but one fear holds some back: report
TikTok is rolling out an ad-free option in the UK
Venmo's redesigned app offers more discreet payments by default
New Wikipedia Clone Made Entirely of AI Hallucinations
MEDIA CANDY
Here’s the Real Deal With That Viral Shot From 'Punisher: One Last Kill'
Good Omens Season 3 - The Finale
NBC is turning Wordle into a TV show
Adam Scott Promises the Wait for ‘Severance’ Season 3 Won’t Be Nearly as Long
‘Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power’ Is Returning in November
AT THE LIBRARY
Clowns (First Contact) by Peter Cawdron
Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman
Tome, another Goodreads booktracker rival, shuts down
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Omnibus
CLOSING SHOUT-OUTS
'Revenge of the Nerds' Actor Donald Gibb Dead at 71
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15 May 2026, 9:00 pm - 1 hour 8 minutes745: Unwanted Senior Discount
In FOLLOW UP, the guys marvel at the completely normal state of America as Amnesty International issues a travel advisory for the 2026 World Cup because apparently “visiting the United States” now comes with the same vibe as backpacking through a failed cyberpunk state. Then it’s onto Dead Podcast Theory, where more than a third of all new podcasts are AI-generated “podslop,” proving Silicon Valley heard “everyone has a podcast” and responded with “what if nobody did?” Meanwhile, Ticketmaster reminds everyone that if you’ve purchased a concert ticket since 2010, there’s probably a class action settlement with your name on it and enough compensation for half a convenience fee.
IN THE NEWS is basically one long panic attack sponsored by AI. The White House is considering regulating AI models, Canada says OpenAI vacuumed up everyone’s personal data like a drunk Roomba, Character.AI allegedly impersonated a licensed psychiatrist, and Mother Jones found ChatGPT still happily helping aspiring mass shooters workshop their plans. Snap’s Perplexity deal died quietly in a ditch while Meta keeps assembling humanoid robots like it’s building the world’s most annoying version of Westworld. Then GameStop tries to buy eBay in the dumbest sentence ever typed, Ryan Cohen gets himself banned from eBay while trying to meme-finance the deal, Elon Musk settles with the SEC for pocket lint money, Coinbase fires people because “AI,” Toto accidentally becomes a semiconductor giant through toilet technology, and smart glasses officially evolve from creepy gadget to extortion accessory.
MEDIA CANDY brings some relief with Daredevil: Born Again and Widow’s Bay. The Academy finally decides AI-generated actors and scripts can’t win Oscars, which feels like the bare minimum required to stop ChatGPT from getting Best Supporting Actor before Willem Dafoe.
In APPS & DOODADS, Pornhub returns to the UK thanks to Apple’s age verification system, Ask.com finally dies and takes Jeeves with it into the great dial-up tone in the sky, and Apple agrees to pay users because “Apple Intelligence” arrived somewhere between vaporware and wishful thinking.
Finally, THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE tackles the true meaning of “decimate,” AI-powered C-3PO heads, mechanical keyboards for grown men who refuse to use laptop keys, Maul: Shadow Lord, The Boys, and a reminder that Solo was a great movie, grocery store adventures, lost AirPods, and the eternal mystery of why middle-aged dudes become furries. Because at this point, why not?
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FOLLOW UP
2026 World Cup Travel Advisory
More Than a Third of All New Podcasts Are AI-Generated
Welcome to the Ticketmaster Fee Class Action Website
IN THE NEWS
The White House is considering tighter regulation of new AI models
Canadian officials claim OpenAI violated federal and provincial privacy laws
Pennsylvania sues Character.AI after a chatbot allegedly posed as a doctor
Even After Two Massacres, OpenAI Still Hasn’t Stopped ChatGPT From Helping Plan School Shootings
Snap's $400 million deal with Perplexity is dead
Meta acquires robotics AI startup as it makes the push into humanoid machines
GameStop submits $56 billion offer to buy eBay
GameStop CEO Ryan Cohen Banned From eBay After Flexing His Meme-Stock Muscle
Elon Musk settles with the SEC for $1.5 million after years-long dispute over his Twitter investment
Coinbase to Lay Off 14% of Workforce Amid AI Disruption and Crypto Volatility
Toilet maker Toto is here to help with the RAM crisis
Extortion Using Smart Glasses Is a Thing Now
MEDIA CANDY
AI performances and screenplays won't be eligible for Oscars
APPS & DOODADS
Pornhub Expands Access in the U.K. Thanks to Apple’s New Age Verification System
Ask.com has shut down, marking the official farewell to the Internet's favorite butler
iPhone users could get up to $95 per device as Apple reaches $250M settlement over Siri delays
THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE
'Decimate' means much more today than it did in ancient Rome
This AI-Powered Talking C-3PO Head Lets You Feel What It’s Like to Be R2-D2
NuPhy Air75 V3 - Wireless Mechanical Keyboard
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8 May 2026, 10:00 pm - 1 hour 23 minutes744: Goblin Mode
Episode 744 kicks off with new merch in the wild and the ongoing expansion of the “protect the children from the internet” playbook. Manitoba is floating a ban on social media and AI chatbots for kids with details still TBD, while the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee somehow managed unanimous approval on chatbot age-verification legislation. Utah, not to be outdone, passed SB 73 — a law that tries to pin age verification on VPN users and even bans sites from explaining what a VPN is, a move that will mostly degrade the internet without solving the problem it claims to address. Meanwhile, John Oliver finally unloaded on the AI industry, echoing long-standing criticisms: rushed products, acknowledged risks, and outsourced consequences.
In the news, a U.S. Army Special Forces master sergeant was arrested for allegedly turning classified intel about the Maduro capture into a $400K Polymarket win, then attempting to cover it up in ways that suggest poor operational planning. Meta cut more than 1,100 Kenyan content moderators after reports surfaced that they were exposed to explicit footage from smart glasses users, raising serious questions about labor practices in AI pipelines. Google signed a Pentagon AI deal despite internal backlash while posting massive revenue gains, underscoring where incentives actually land. OpenAI, meanwhile, is juggling missed targets, a shift away from Microsoft exclusivity, and continued reputational hits around Sam Altman — including a widely criticized apology tied to a mass shooting and a fabricated Bruno Mars tie-in for his World project. Add in a failed retrial bid from Sam Bankman-Fried, rising volumes of AI-generated web content, and political interference with the National Science Board, and the signal is clear: incentives are misaligned across the board.
On the lighter side, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds returns July 23rd for its penultimate season, and Ted Lasso is back August 5th, for better or worse. Jack Dorsey beat the inevitable Elon attempt to reboot Vine with Divine, reviving six-second loops with a decentralized backbone and anti-AI safeguards. Apple continues its slow AI rollout with new photo editing tools, while Google pushes further into data aggregation with wardrobe-level photo analysis. Hardware check: Logitech’s MX Keys S lands as a heavier, brighter $119 iteration. In books, Peter Clines delivers with God’s Junk Drawer, while Martha Wells signals that the Murderbot series may be nearing its end. The Dark Side with Dave ties it together with gun storage PSAs, Disneyland lore, Galaxy’s Edge playlists, and a conversational detour through Super Dave, Martin Short, and the ongoing quirks of instant replay in baseball.
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FOLLOW UP
Canadian premier wants to ban social media and AI chatbots for kids in Manitoba
Senate Judiciary Committee unanimously approves AI chatbot age verification
Utah’s New Law Targeting VPNs Goes Into Effect Next Week
John Oliver Just Took the AI Industry Behind a Shed and Beat It With a Pipe Wrench
IN THE NEWS
Meta in row after workers who say they saw smart glasses users having sex lose jobs
Google employees ask Sundar Pichai to say no to classified military AI use
Google Signs Pentagon AI Deal Despite Employee Backlash
Google Gives OpenAI 20 Billion Reasons To Worry
OpenAI's Sam Altman apologizes for not reporting ChatGPT account of Tumbler Ridge suspect to police
Sam Altman Caught in What May Be His Most Spectacular Lie Yet
OpenAI ends its exclusive partnership with Microsoft
Sam Bankman-Fried Seems to Annoy Judge and Lose Latest Motion for New Trial
Dead Internet Theory Is 17% of the Way to Becoming Reality, Study Finds
Matt Mullenweg thinks WordPress is in decline. He may be right
Trump has terminated several members of the independent National Science Board
APPS & DOODADS
Jack Dorsey Beats Elon Musk to the Punch With a Reboot of Vine
Jack Dorsey-backed Vine reboot Divine launches to the public
iOS 27 will reportedly come with new AI-powered photo editing tools
Google Photos Wardrobe will scan your pictures to compile a digital version of your closet
MEDIA CANDY
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds returns for its penultimate season on July 23
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds | Season 4 Official Teaser | Paramount+
How the Combadge Became the Ultimate Wearable of the ‘Star Trek’ Universe
TED LASSO Season 4 | Official Teaser Trailer (2026)
AT THE LIBRARY
God's Junk Drawer by Peter Clines
Martha Wells Says the Murderbot Diaries May Be Reaching Its Final Chapter
THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE
Dave gets his Christmas Present
Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge: Oga’s Cantina R3X’s Playlist #1
Marty, Life Is Short | Official Trailer | Netflix
Baseball and using instant replay to override the Umpire.
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1 May 2026, 10:00 pm - 1 hour 18 minutes743: Category Five Dystopia
In FOLLOW UP, the child social media crackdown keeps expanding. Turkey just approved a ban for under-15s, and Sony will require age verification for PlayStation communication features in the UK and Ireland starting in June—because now you need to prove you’re an adult before trash-talking strangers online. Meanwhile, Anthropic’s prediction that fully autonomous AI employees would already be transforming business hasn’t materialized. Agentic systems are still struggling with basic workflows and, in some cases, slowing developers down. And in a more concrete reversal, Elon Musk acknowledged that pre-2023 Tesla Hardware 3 will never support Full Self-Driving. Customers who paid for the feature are now being steered toward discounted trade-ins, new cameras, and upgraded hardware—prompting obvious legal exposure.
IN THE NEWS: SpaceX is reportedly targeting what could be the largest IPO ever, at roughly a $1.75 trillion valuation, with dual-class shares that preserve Musk’s control through super-voting rights. Prediction markets continue to degrade: Kalshi suspended political candidates for trading on their own races, and Polymarket saw alleged manipulation via a tampered weather sensor at Charles de Gaulle Airport. On the AI front, Anthropic’s new Mythos model had a chaotic rollout—used by the NSA, applied to patch hundreds of Firefox vulnerabilities, and briefly exposed through unauthorized access in a developer portal. Amazon followed with a $25 billion investment in Anthropic, even as governments appear to access similar capabilities independently.
At the same time, the economics are tightening. Free tiers are shrinking, GitHub Copilot is shifting to token-based billing after costs doubled, and startups are normalizing six-figure monthly AI compute bills. Infrastructure growth continues unchecked: thousands of new data centers are planned across the U.S., while xAI faces scrutiny in Memphis over water usage and delayed mitigation projects. Environmental commitments increasingly resemble marketing rather than enforceable targets.
Policy signals are equally aggressive. DHS is exploring smart glasses for ICE agents with facial recognition and gait analysis by 2027. Palantir published a manifesto advocating expanded use of state power with rhetoric that raised concerns about ideological framing. On a lighter note, a University of California, Santa Barbara study suggests that brief exposure to experimental film measurably increases creativity compared to standard social media consumption.
MEDIA CANDY: Silo returns July 3 on Apple TV+, while The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power Season 3 is expected sooner than planned. Battlestar Galactica lands on Paramount+ and Pluto TV May 1. Dead Can Dance is releasing monthly singles via its Bandcamp imprint. Deezer reports 44% of daily uploads—about 75,000 tracks—are AI-generated, though only a small fraction of streams come from them, many flagged as fraudulent. And yes, Jessica Jones is back in Daredevil.
APPS & DOODADS: Apple patched the notification-cache bug that allowed forensic tools to recover deleted Signal messages. Roblox agreed to a $12 million settlement with Nevada and is rolling out facial age estimation, ID verification, and new contact controls, while still facing multi-state litigation. Cash App is targeting younger users—ages six to twelve—with parent-managed accounts, debit cards, and interest incentives. Separately, a federal judge issued a preliminary injunction protecting ICE-tracking apps, ruling that government pressure on Apple and Meta to remove them likely violated First Amendment protections.
IN THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE: AI-generated Star Wars fan films are improving visually, even if performances remain rigid. The current era of Star Trek is effectively closing out with a large prop auction, notably excluding Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. The broader discussion circles back to time compression—post-pandemic, and with age—and the persistent disconnect between economic scale and general dissatisfaction.
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FOLLOW UP
Sony will require age checks in the UK and Ireland to access PlayStation communication features
Turkey wants to ban social media for kids under 15
The Hardware in Your Pre-2023 Tesla Will Never Allow It to Fully Drive Itself, Elon Musk Admits
IN THE NEWS
Exclusive: Musk and insiders to retain voting control of SpaceX after IPO, filing shows
Kalshi suspended three political candidates from its platform for insider trading
Someone allegedly used a hairdryer to rig Polymarket weather bets
The NSA is reportedly using Anthropic's new model Mythos
Mozilla says it patched 271 Firefox vulnerabilities thanks to Anthropic's Claude Mythos
Anthropic is investigating 'unauthorized access' of its Mythos cybersecurity tool
Amazon will invest up to $25 billion in Anthropic in a broad deal
AI Companies Think Destroying the Planet Is an Acceptable Trade-Off for Unlimited Profits
Musk leaves Memphis high and dry
Startups Brag They Spend More Money on AI Than Human Employees
You’re about to feel the AI money squeeze
Exclusive: Microsoft To Shift GitHub Copilot Users To Token-Based Billing, Tighten Rate Limits
Homeland Security reportedly wants to develop smart glasses for ICE
Palantir posted a manifesto that reads like the ramblings of a comic book villain
What I Learned About Billionaires at Jeff Bezos’s Private Retreat
Researchers May Have Found the Antidote to Social Media Brain Rot: Experimental Film
This Scammer Used an AI-Generated MAGA Girl to Grift ‘Super Dumb’ Men
Jaw-Dropping iPhone Video of Earth Setting Behind the Moon Is Rightfully Breaking the Internet
MEDIA CANDY
Silo season 3 just got its Apple TV release date and first trailer
Silo — Season 3 Official Teaser | Apple TV
Surprise! ‘Rings of Power’ Season 3 Is Arriving Earlier Than Expected
‘Battlestar Galactica’ Is Blasting Back to Streaming
Dead Can Dance Returns with “Death Cults,” Their Second New Song in Five Years
Not a Soul Was Dancing to Sabrina Carpenter and Madonna at Coachella
Deezer says AI-made songs make up 44 percent of daily uploads
APPS & DOODADS
Apple fixes bug that cops used to extract deleted chat messages from iPhones
Roblox agrees to a $12 million settlement with Nevada
Cash App is targeting a new kind of customer: 6- to 12-year-olds
THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE
Star Wars: Darth Vader BEATS the Millennium Falcon to Cloud City (Fan Film)
Star Wars: Darth Vader Learns the TRUTH About LUKE SKYWALKER (Fan Film)
The Current Era of ‘Star Trek’ Is Ending With a Fire Sale
Star Trek: Discovery Seasons 1-5 Online Auction
Star Trek Universe: 60th Anniversary Auction Featuring Items from Set - Auction #1
Have you ever known anyone who was born in the 1800s?
If America's So Rich, How'd It Get So Sad?
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