Just more of that Housemaids content you little pigs crave: gross salads, ordering postmates from a celeb's phone, new clients and big hugeeee rags. Hurry on over to your trough, it's feeding time!  

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You wanted a new episode of housemaids? Well you cant afford us!!!

Taxes, nieces, farewells, newly bi clients. It's unclear what topics we actually discuss but one thing's for certain: it's absolutely another episode of Cleaning House

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On the first episode of Season 3, Rag and Sponge attempt to earn back the trust of you, our loyal pigs. Don't worry... we're still maids! Vertigo, listener letters and typically sad slices of life.

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Sponge attempts to get what's hers, Rag gets caught, lesbian stuff, maid hands and as always, more

Enjoy Thanksgiving pigs! it may just be your last!! :)

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Dishwashers, momentous cleaning anniversaries and of course being cucked on this, our 25th ep

Enjoy Pigs! 

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The third episode of our Housemaids reboot kicks off with a thank you message to our fans!!

Sponge has vertigo and Rag commits a shocking crime 

Enjoy pigs!

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On this meandering ep, Rag and Sponge talk Lenny Kravitz, their own nightmarishly dirty apartments and the titular phrase every client says when they're about to burn you at the stake: "WHERE'S MY BRACELET?" Steaming hot celeb tid bits runneth over in the second half for our most patient buckets 

Reboot your dyson, Rag and Sponge are back after a four year blackout. They can't remember a thing!

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The Housemaids have hijacked an actual undisclosed FM radio station in this weeks censor beep-happy episode. Recorded during the radio dead zone which was the series finale of Breaking Bad and the season premier of Homeland, this loungy episode is best enjoyed in your biggest, comfiest recliner, paired with a 2013 pinot noir. Featuring an on air interview with two of our west coast sisters-in-rags who tell us all about cleaning for a house of well to do hardcore guys. 

IT'S OUR 20TH EPISODE BITCH! Celebrate with Rag and Sponge in typical fashion as Sponge cleans for an aformentioned not-so-hot WASPy guy and Rag looks back on his first summer in the service industry in Provincetown. 

In this whirlwind of a month, we've time travelled from all the way back in June 2013 to this weeks episode, set in the NEARLY present day. 

Join us as we reunite for the first time in months in Rag's cozy, boho trailer in Provincetown, MA, the epicenter of all things spooky and gay. The date is mid-August and it feels as though summer may never end... 

While blue collar Sponge has been waiting for work in the stock-yards of NYC, Rag started over with a new life in a different service industry. 

The food is expensive, the decor is quaint, the conversation is honest and someone got a sunburn/a hangover... it's a Friend Vacation y'all!

Plus, find out why the pilgrims REALLY landed here first! We think the answer will TRULY surprise you.