This week, Sebastian asks if cash will become obsolete. The guys break down Sebastian's recent trip to Vegas, where he completely stunned a waiter. Can you go to sleep while your own party is still happening? Plus, Pete breaks down the weirdness of attending a party where the DJ only played one artist the entire night. And is it acceptable to sneak a few grapes from the bag before you actually pay for them at the register? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Are backyard sleepovers just the opening scene of a Netflix true crime documentary? Sebastian thinks so. The guys get into Pete’s latest story, Sebastian’s already-chaotic new ping pong table, and listener voicemails involving an unhinged flight attendant, a dad who roasted every boyfriend his daughter brought home, and the never-ending tipping debate. Plus, Sebastian revisits his prestigious career as a restaurant expediter, Pete discovers what Cum Laude means about 20 years too late, and the guys ask the important question: why am I being asked to tip 25% for somebody handing me a cup of coffee? And finally, Pete tries to solve a mystery involving four rubber bands that has bothered him for over 30 years. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

After accidentally leaving his carry-on bag on a plane, Sebastian realizes his airport sprinting skills need a major upgrade. Sebastian has also been getting serious in the kitchen, bringing out the deep fryer for family dinners. Pete reveals he almost met John Walsh from America’s Most Wanted. The guys swap stories about the famous faces they wanted to meet but missed out on, which somehow leads to a deep dive into the actual FBI’s Most Wanted list. A 90s Pop Surprise!: Charlie Pennachio, lead singer of the freestyle pop group Linear, surprises Sebastian with a call! Charlie talks about the band's history and pitches Sebastian on joining them for an upcoming show. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sebastian and Pete take the show live on SiriusXM to answer all your calls about going to summer camp as a kid. They weigh the pros and cons of sending their kids to sleep away camps. The guys also give their takes on other etiquette situations like tipping and noisy plane neighbors. Keep up to date with the next time Sebastian and Pete go live to take your calls by following their social media accounts. @Sebastiancomedy @Petecorreale Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sebastian’s relaxing post-golf glow is immediately shattered by a dog-related nightmare at home, leading to a massive question: when exactly did dog stomachs become so incredibly sensitive? The disaster prompts Sebastian to issue a strict ultimatum to his kids regarding pet responsibility—a classic parenting move that Pete absolutely loves, even if it is an empty threat. Why the plot of The Karate Kid completely baffled a young Sebastian, yet his son understood it immediately. Seriously, what was in the water back in the 80s? Sebastian and Pete try to figure out why everyone in the 80s looked absolutely ancient. The guys explore the backstories of some of our favorite heroes. Sebastian decides to show his daughter his final, brutal scene in The Irishman—and she might just be scarred for life. Pete argues that sending kids away to camp is a crucial rite of passage, but Sebastian has some major concerns. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

To kick off the very first episode of “We Got Company”, Sebastian sits down with comedy legend Jerry Seinfeld for an exclusive, behind-the-scenes look into the minds of two stand-up masters. Jerry and Sebastian pull back the curtain on the comedic process, debating the risks of testing out new material at dinner parties and questioning whether either of them can actually be considered "social." Jerry hilariously quizzes Sebastian on exactly how much prep he did for this conversation. Sebastian opens up about how meditation has completely changed his life—and credits Jerry for being the one who pushed him to finally try it. Despite being in the business for over half a century, Jerry shares his deep gratitude for the industry and explains why he still finds pure joy on stage. Jerry turns the tables by pressing Sebastian to reveal his ultimate, pie-in-the-sky show business opportunity. Plus, you won't want to miss the end of the episode, where Jerry surprises Sebastian with an incredibly special gift to celebrate the launch of the show! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sebastian and Pete go live on SiriusXM to take your calls on vacation grievances. From a motel with a half filled green pool to kids arguing and only eating chicken fingers to whether or not to pay for your adult kids’ flights, the guys remember their past vacations and answer how the audience should deal with their problems. Keep up to date with the next time Sebastian and Pete go live to take your calls by following their social media accounts.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Summer is in full swing, but Pete and Sebastian are already running out of patience. Pete kicks things off by officially enacting a strict ban on listening to anyone under the age of 20, while Sebastian wrestles with the terrifying realization that he might actually be an "elder." The guys then dive into the absolute absurdity of summer travel. Sebastian vents about his kids' severely underwhelming reaction to a lake day and goes on an epic rant against the entire concept of going away. Have travel agencies just tricked us into leaving our perfectly good, spacious homes to pay to sleep in a smaller place without any of our stuff? Have the guys finally reached an age where they can just confidently say "no" to everything? Pete tries to convince Sebastian that it's time to embrace nature and proposes they take a buddy vacation together to the National Parks. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Travel nightmares, high-speed poultry, and childhood bar hustles—this week, Sebastian and Pete are tackling the absolute chaos of summer vacation and the absurdities of getting older. Pete kicks things off by breaking down his ultimate travel nightmare, complete with cramped seats, non-refundable hotels, and a mid-air medical emergency. Sebastian shares his own vacation disaster involving a wild encounter with a turkey at dangerously high speeds. The guys also try to figure out exactly what age should a person officially hang up the keys and stop driving after dark? Sebastian recounts his time as a childhood foosball expert going toe-to-toe with the neighborhood bar regulars. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sebastian is officially gearing up for round two of his hair journey, and he’s bringing the expert into the studio! This week, renowned hair restoration specialist Dr. Parsa Mohebi joins Sebastian and Pete to break down Sebastian's previous procedure and reveal exactly what’s going to be different this time around. The guys also open up the SiriusXM phone lines, letting listeners fire off all their burning questions about hair transplants. No topic is off-limits as Dr. Mohebi gives the honest truth about PRP, GLPs, recovery time and should Sebastian actually shave his head this time around? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.