An embarrassing incident with a housekeeper, the “wrong” way to eat a cinnamon roll, Andy's jealousy of Elizabeth's healthy stream, learning to be a better texter/friend, Elizabeth's fear of getting CSI'd…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? 

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02:50 Healthy Streams

04:37 Body Envy

05:56 Embarrassing

16:37 Tell The Neighbors?

18:19 Food Rewards

23:15 Cinnamon Roll Ethics

34:43 Party Time

44:11 Bad Texter

56:17 It's Happening For You

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Elizabeth has a WILD take that may put the future of our podcast in jeopardy, No hot water leaves us feeling crusty, A trip to CVS leads us to ask some fidelity questions, and we assess the different types of parenting styles when it comes to sports… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? 

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00:00 Intro 

01:04 Please Don't Report Us To H.R. 

11:57 Feeling Crusty

13:35 Earthquakes 

18:11 Tales At CVS 

38:39 Rec Centers Rule 

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Listeners discover an old episode forecasting the future, A birthday party is a surprise gift, Greasy paper bags are slip and slides for germs, and a Father’s pride pulls at our heartstrings… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? 

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01:26 We Saw The Future

05:05 Surprise Saturday

19:17 Getting Through The Day

22:02 Ambivert

23:51 Five Guys Woes

34:41 An Unshod Apology

39:26 Leading Cause Of 40 Year Old Deaths

40:07 Proud Fathers

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Baseball bods, minimalism lifestyle, going barefoot, Andy’s vocal tics and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? 

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01:00 Baseball Butts

02:52 Andy's Dad Is A Podcast Star

06:05 Less Is More?

22:14 Barefoot and Unshod!

28:52 Why do horses need horseshoes

43:43 Therapist In Training

50:43 Smiles

55:00 Bleeps and Bloops

01:00:30 Voices In Your Head

01:02:46 Shoes Of Or Shoes On?

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This week on NLR: A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, a much needed marsupial mea culpa, an alien embarrassment, and a thoughtful discourse on nipple 'n tongue piercings…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? 

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02:59 Sorry Captain Kangaroo!

13:19 Alien Embarrassment

19:27 Full Circle Prejudice

22:15 Ready To Launch

32:04 Tetris Update

36:57 Nipple Rings

38:08 Tongue Piercings

47:51 Happiness in the Costco Air

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This week we share the 2 most important PSAs you will ever need to know! Plus we chat about: circumcision, doctor’s asking important questions, a trip down memory lane, a trick to warm up your hands, and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?

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00:25 Lymphatic Face Massage

02:20 Why is it so hard to form new habits

08:37 Chlamydia Woes

27:30 Circumcision

32:01 A Trip Down Memory Lane

48:35 Warm Hands Trick

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Elizabeth and Andy recap their experience of the devastating LA Fires, there’s a big update on their four year running beef with Digital Dream Labs, Elizabeth discusses positivity and manifesting and why they are selling their cabin in the mountains. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

00:38 Los Angeles Wildfires

25:57 Wicked

31:37 Digital Dream Labs update

36:26 What happened to the optimism?

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A game of Tetris triggers some family drama, a January dopamine detox, Fab February, Think to Talk or Talk to Think, Queer Eye inspiration and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

01:19 Being a Mean Mom

04:02 Tetris Effect Connected

13:48 New Year, New Slate

15:12 The No-Fun Bus

16:48 Not respecting resolutions

19:26 Dopamine Detox

24:20 Going off caffeine

26:38 1 Cigarette takes 20 minutes off your life

33:27  Think to Talk or Talk to Think

38:14 Digital Dream Labs update

44:25 Gargling is Good for you

50:07 Flossing is important

51:55 Facial Fascia

54:10 Queer Eye

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Happy New Year! It might be a doozy, so let’s get messy! This week we chat about: New Years resolutions, babies and bike helmets, eczema empathy and more.  It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

01:11 It's going to be a doozy

02:15 Cycling with a baby

06:59 Put on your helmet

10:43 Andy can't lie or act

13:11 The first pancake

14:53 Someone I love has eczema

21:31 Telepathy Tapes

23:09 Goodbye 2024

24:16 Aliens and Astrology

27:41 Let's go 2025

28:46 I want to get messy

36:42 A year of optimism

47:11 I'm going to try

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss: The birth of baby Jesus, Andy proposes a dangerous F/M/K for Elizabeth to answer, a ten part list to having confidence, the importance of optimism, and holiday gratitude to all you Nobody’s out there for listening!  It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

02:51 Christian Booty

04:03 Do we have any  Baháʼí listeners?

05:00 Jesus was a socialist

08:25 Sexy Mixologist

12:21 F, Marry, Kill pt. 2

17:46 A quick pee update

20:52 Tushy

24:57 Festive Feasting

27:29 Misophonia

31:23 Confidence is King

48:17 Acquired Podcast and Optimism

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss: Homeschooling teacher scandals (00:34), the New Jersey drone fiasco (25:10), a claustrophobic nightmare (41:07), whether or not some of A & E’s acquaintances are actually aliens (30:52), a child’s Christmas performance for the books (50:51), how Andy almost got into a fight at the post office (46:50), a deep love for Box City, and how it ranks against Costco and Target (56:16)! - It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

00:34 Public School teachers that homeschool their own kids

11:17 Patreon Holiday Happy Hour Reminder

12:02 Costco changes their muffins

19:41 Andy Is saying value proposition too much

21:47 Piping in on Reddit

25:10 New Jersey drones

30:52 Do aliens live among us

40:56 The water wars are coming

41:07 Claustrophobia

45:00 The Appropriate amount of personal space

46:50 Parking lot justice rage

48:34 Justice twinkle in Andy's Eyes

50:51 School Christmas performances

56:16 Box City

01:00:34 Costco vs Box City vs Target

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