This week on NLR: Elizabeth and Andy stretch their bird knowledge, Andy becomes a creative director, tongues may or may not be scraped, talent flows, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:57 A Couple Of Dumbasses

02:59 Birds Afraid Of Women

04:58 Human Hair Bird Nests

05:40 Crows Are Cool

11:27 Hat Fashion

16:02 First Impression Vibes

16:40 Creepy and Intriguing

20:40 Ad Break: Blissy

22:22 Mistake Face

24:06 Talent Shows Rule

25:35 My Dance Story Is Not Over

27:58 Don't Put The Sink There!

31:35 Ad Break: BIOptimizers

33:44 Germs and Sharing Toothpaste

36:49 Tongue Scraping

38:08 GUM Soft Picks

41:31 Dental Dams

47:01 Dead Internet Theory

50:31 AI Music

52:57 Elizabeth The Wall-paperer

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This week: Elizabeth catches self-help lightning in a bottle with an assist from Andy, a restaurant server disappoints, Looksmaxxing is out, credit card points are always in, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:57 Uganda

03:00 Belize Love

07:00 Is Q-Anon A Cult?

11:19 The Art Of Minning

12:20 Looksmaxxing

19:52 Cancer and Sugar

26:52 Ad Break: ONESKIN

28:48 Be Careful Guru

30:49 Beach Maxxing

32:14 Take The Mask Off

33:17 Table Shaft

43:08 It Can Be Hard To Minn

44:36 Points Maxxing

53:01 This Brings Me Joy

56:58 The Joy Of Diving

01:01:21 Are You Going To Nest? 

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The NEW Studio is finally ready for take off! This week we settle into the new digs and chat about: old diaries, hockey hijinx, retail defeats, warring chimps, and much more!  It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:21 New Studio Reveal

02:38 Lion and Tiger Joke

03:59 Elizabeth's Diary

08:38 Is Anyone Listening?

12:29 Hockey Man

19:36 Ad Break: Jone's Road

21:33 New Moon Time To Journal Time

29:12 Paint Fail

34:00 Ad Break: Biologica

36:15 No Receipt Big Problem

40:48 Spasms and Snoring

42:42 Separate Houses

48:41 Arizona Tea

58:45 Chimpanzee Civil War

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This week on NLR: Andy and his brother cross an item off their bucket list, Elizabeth ponders the healing properties of psychedelics, the people of Minnesota are tops, Ducky stops by, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:39 A Bit Of Botox

01:35 Happy Birthday Andy

03:18 Artemis II Moon Mission

07:46 Pink Floyd Dark Side Of The Moon

08:43 Prince Paisley Park

09:32 The People Of Minnesota Are Great

11:53 The Mall Of America

16:10 Cinnabon

19:21 Regretting The Dirty Dog

22:19 Ad Break: Honeylove

24:05 Pranks

27:53 Turning 47

34:40 Addiction

37:22 Ad Break: OneSkin

39:42 People Off The Rails

41:54 Hotel Washcloths

44:38 Balancing Each Other Out

49:04 Psychedelics As Medicine

01:01:03 A Bathroom Dilemma

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This week on NLR: A historic mission to the moon inspires Elizabeth but disappoints Andy, Facebook Marketplace holds some wild items, reincarnation is examined, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:37 Noah Kahan vs Andy

08:06 Facebook Marketplace Finds

10:32 Cross For Sale

18:16 Ad Break: Grow Therapy

20:11 We Are Limitless

20:25 Artemis II Moon Mission

27:34 Mount Everest  Problems

32:43 How Far Away Is The Moon

37:21 Reincarnation

40:40 Near Death Experiences

43:13 Self Help Influencers

51:21 Flag Duty

55:55 Am I A Sociopath?

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This week on NLR: Elizabeth is back from a road trip down memory lane, Andy does NOT have a stye, self-help gurus are problematic, heroes come in all shapes and sizes, plus much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:22 Roadtripping

04:53 Project Hail Mary

15:49 Ad Break: BIOptimizers

18:23 Put Those Feet Away

20:08 Checking People Out

25:47 Orinda California

32:44 Elizabeth Visits Her Elementary School

34:42 Utah Murder Case

37:02 Allergic To Self Help Gurus

49:52 Le Bureau des Légendes

55:28 Ex Boyfriend Drama

01:04:17 Verbal Ticks

01:08:20 Privacy Concerns

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This week on NLR: Elizabeth is riding high after an unimaginable WIN! Andy needs some Shen Yun clarification, Blue Oysters are a cult, work wifes/husbands are out, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:45 Subtweeting

02:21 Instagram Is Dark

08:32 Andy Doesn't Help

09:22 French social etiquette

13:19 Elizabeth's Greatest Achievement In Life

14:46 Airfare Is Going Up

20:15 Ad Break: Jones Road Beauty

22:37 Points Math

27:58 Ad Break: OneSkin

30:14 Cults But Not Cults

32:43 Do You Have Normal Poops?

34:26 Cults That Aren't Cults

34:47 The Troubled Teen Industry

37:24 Blue Oyster?

38:50 Shen Yun

42:17 We Are A Family Here

46:05 Job Hierarchy

54:44 Work Husband / Work Wife

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This week on NLR: Andy is ashamed of his actions, Elizabeth can’t focus, the perfect “Thank You” is witnessed and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:35 Elizabeth Can't Sing

05:51 Famous Married Singers

13:38 Beta Behavior

18:29 Learning French

23:05 AD BREAK: Honey Love

24:37 Estrogen and Memory

26:34 Depression

32:54 AD BREAK: Cozy Earth

34:56 4PM Slump

42:58 How Long In Menopause

51:31 Kids Birthday Parties

52:09 Pick Me Parent

54:03 The Perfect Thank You

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This week on NLR: Nature teaches us about body positivity, Elizabeth is ready to darn, Andy notices a major feminine product update, and beware of the triangle of death! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:49 It Feels Good To Darn

03:01 More Buttered Pop Tarts Please

03:32 Skin Issues

06:44 Anti-Aging

10:25 Fancy Dermatologist

13:21 Making Eyes

21:38 Big Kotex Update!

25:13 Febreze

26:40 Wrinkle Release Sprays

28:22 Dawn Dish soap

29:13 Unaware Of Surroundings

33:27 Elizabeth... The Deviant

35:06 The Triangle Of Death

38:27 Cute Italian Man

40:27 Le Bureau des Légendes / The Bureau

41:48 Sick and Charming

44:43 I'm Tech Avail

48:44 Laser Hair Removal

54:47 Trees

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This week on NLR: Elizabeth reveals her WILDEST “fantasy” to date, Andy needs help finding a new hairstyle, Seinfeld is letting loose in France, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:45 Butter On Pop Tarts

04:44 Some Housekeeping

06:34 Andy Needs A New Hairdo

12:44 Seinfeld In France

18:08 Drive To Survive

26:48 Different Strokes For Different Folks

30:57 Ad Break: Cozy Earth

33:21 HRT Therapy

37:41 A Perfect Craigslist Ad

43:08 Times Are Changin'

50:12 What Are Memories

52:18 What Is A Photo?

01:03:20 I Can't Be Too Rich

01:03:44 Forget Saying Goodbye

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The Super Flu has forced Elizabeth and Andy back in bed for this week’s podcast… their bodies may be down, but their spirits are high! Elizabeth fires shots at a beloved owl and author, Andy fails as a caregiver, and much more… It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:25 Super Flu

13:43 Grocery Store Tears

21:53 Grocery Victory

23:05 Ad Break

26:17 Done With Duolingo

35:02 Frida Baby Controversy

39:23 Elizabeth Gilbert All The Way To The River

48:58 A Peeing Fact

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