This week on NLR: Elizabeth is back from a road trip down memory lane, Andy does NOT have a stye, self-help gurus are problematic, heroes come in all shapes and sizes, plus much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:22 Roadtripping

04:53 Project Hail Mary

15:49 Ad Break: BIOptimizers

18:23 Put Those Feet Away

20:08 Checking People Out

25:47 Orinda California

32:44 Elizabeth Visits Her Elementary School

34:42 Utah Murder Case

37:02 Allergic To Self Help Gurus

49:52 Le Bureau des Légendes

55:28 Ex Boyfriend Drama

01:04:17 Verbal Ticks

01:08:20 Privacy Concerns

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This week on NLR: Elizabeth is riding high after an unimaginable WIN! Andy needs some Shen Yun clarification, Blue Oysters are a cult, work wifes/husbands are out, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:45 Subtweeting

02:21 Instagram Is Dark

08:32 Andy Doesn't Help

09:22 French social etiquette

13:19 Elizabeth's Greatest Achievement In Life

14:46 Airfare Is Going Up

20:15 Ad Break: Jones Road Beauty

22:37 Points Math

27:58 Ad Break: OneSkin

30:14 Cults But Not Cults

32:43 Do You Have Normal Poops?

34:26 Cults That Aren't Cults

34:47 The Troubled Teen Industry

37:24 Blue Oyster?

38:50 Shen Yun

42:17 We Are A Family Here

46:05 Job Hierarchy

54:44 Work Husband / Work Wife

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This week on NLR: Andy is ashamed of his actions, Elizabeth can’t focus, the perfect “Thank You” is witnessed and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:35 Elizabeth Can't Sing

05:51 Famous Married Singers

13:38 Beta Behavior

18:29 Learning French

23:05 AD BREAK: Honey Love

24:37 Estrogen and Memory

26:34 Depression

32:54 AD BREAK: Cozy Earth

34:56 4PM Slump

42:58 How Long In Menopause

51:31 Kids Birthday Parties

52:09 Pick Me Parent

54:03 The Perfect Thank You

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This week on NLR: Nature teaches us about body positivity, Elizabeth is ready to darn, Andy notices a major feminine product update, and beware of the triangle of death! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:49 It Feels Good To Darn

03:01 More Buttered Pop Tarts Please

03:32 Skin Issues

06:44 Anti-Aging

10:25 Fancy Dermatologist

13:21 Making Eyes

21:38 Big Kotex Update!

25:13 Febreze

26:40 Wrinkle Release Sprays

28:22 Dawn Dish soap

29:13 Unaware Of Surroundings

33:27 Elizabeth... The Deviant

35:06 The Triangle Of Death

38:27 Cute Italian Man

40:27 Le Bureau des Légendes / The Bureau

41:48 Sick and Charming

44:43 I'm Tech Avail

48:44 Laser Hair Removal

54:47 Trees

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This week on NLR: Elizabeth reveals her WILDEST “fantasy” to date, Andy needs help finding a new hairstyle, Seinfeld is letting loose in France, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:45 Butter On Pop Tarts

04:44 Some Housekeeping

06:34 Andy Needs A New Hairdo

12:44 Seinfeld In France

18:08 Drive To Survive

26:48 Different Strokes For Different Folks

30:57 Ad Break: Cozy Earth

33:21 HRT Therapy

37:41 A Perfect Craigslist Ad

43:08 Times Are Changin'

50:12 What Are Memories

52:18 What Is A Photo?

01:03:20 I Can't Be Too Rich

01:03:44 Forget Saying Goodbye

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The Super Flu has forced Elizabeth and Andy back in bed for this week’s podcast… their bodies may be down, but their spirits are high! Elizabeth fires shots at a beloved owl and author, Andy fails as a caregiver, and much more… It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:25 Super Flu

13:43 Grocery Store Tears

21:53 Grocery Victory

23:05 Ad Break

26:17 Done With Duolingo

35:02 Frida Baby Controversy

39:23 Elizabeth Gilbert All The Way To The River

48:58 A Peeing Fact

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This week on NLR: Andy is losing his mind over lost sneezes, Elizabeth has an amazing moment at Anthropologie, everyone is getting back to class, the Olympics fail to deliver, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

01:12 HRT Tips

08:13 Plants Can Feel Too

10:07 Andy Can't Sneeze

15:41 How To Celebrity

18:18 Elizabeth Was Recognized

19:34 Winter Olympics Penisgate

26:43 Ad Break

28:14 A Father's Pride

28:40 The Great Pottery Throw Down

33:49 French Class

40:22 Back To Pilates

43:16 Stars and Airplanes

51:00 A Beautiful Mind

52:17 Learning A Language Later In Life

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Elizabeth has the church giggles and Andy doesn't know how to lunch! Topics include: goat cheese, tradwife drama, barn coats, HRT, ER visits, and more.

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

04:48 ADHD Journey

08:50 Fancy Cheesesteak

11:13 Lunch Etiquette

19:08 Ad Break

20:48 King Of Kong

21:43 Hormone Therapy

26:07 Clothes Make The Man

27:21 Goat Cheese

29:41 Ballerina Farms

44:34 Bomb In The Butt

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Elizabeth and Andy hop into bed this week to discuss harrowing bathroom incidents, problematic celebrities, broken bones, hot flashes and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

04:43 Bathroom Incidents

08:04 Kanye West Apology

14:06 Back To The Bathroom Story

18:22 Ad Break

20:00 Trader Joe's Story

24:22 Cat Claw Close Call

26:45 The Furnace

29:53 The One Word That Can Ruin Friendships

42:22 Bonjour

42:57 No Soliciting

49:18 Something's Broken

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Will Andy ever be hugged again? Do you need a treadmill in Los Angeles? Can anybody recommend a good birdwatch documentary? All of these burning questions and more are answered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:49 Hydrostatic Pressure

16:02 Goodbye Treadmill Walking Pad

18:56 Ad Break

20:32 Ancient Menstruation

21:42 Hormone Replacement Therapy

25:41 Achy Joints

27:32 Toe Injury From Pro Soccer Player

33:11 Health Care For All

34:28 Elizabeth Goes On The Radio

35:42 Dreaming Of The Future

46:49 Listers Birdwatching Documentary

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This week Elizabeth and Andy get some school’n on Hole-Tox, life longevity, penile implants, HRT, heat attack symptoms and so much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:35 Why Is Elizabeth Crying

05:24 Near Death Experiences

12:47 Hole-Tox

19:51 Ad Break

27:25 Penile Implants

33:28 Tattoo Removal

42:51 Hormone Replacement Therapy

45:28 Survival  Health Paradox

46:59 Heart Attack Symptoms

50:11 ADHD Update

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