The only thing that money can't buy, is time. This week on The Church Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about how important time is, wasting time, and focusing on what really matters. Joey and Lee also talk about Lee getting stranded in Chicago, why being alone is so awesome and much more!

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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE from Joey's basement. The duo discuss what they would each be like as a security guard, why Joey never taught a stand up class, and Lee makes a confession to Joey about the end of their time in LA.

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Happy New Year from Joey and Lee! Joey talks motivation in the new year, the reason he stays out of prison, and much more!

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Joey Diaz and Le Syatt are joined by Becky comedy to talk about Lee's wedding and it's questionable food options, what comprimising means to Joey after 25 years married, and the unbelieveably true story of how Joey nearly died last week while visiting Miami.

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Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah from Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt! Joey and Lee talk about the power of memories, Joey's beef with Dave Portnoy, why Joey decided the typical 9-5 wasn't the life he wanted and much more!

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Boom! We're back for another exciting week on The Church! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk Lee's big mistake coming back from San Diego, why Joey Diaz won't perform at The Comedy Store again, the psychology of torturing someone until they begin to torture themselves.

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You read that correctly! Diddy hit up Madflavor! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt break down why Joey never responded, Joey also talks starting the year in the hospital and ending it at his show in Virginia and why it meant so much to him, Joey's thoughts on Netflix buying HBO, why Joey misses getting chased and much more!

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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are joined by Bianca from Brooklyn in an episode guaranteed to make you hungry! The trio discuss everything from the ranch on pizza, the worst thing you can say to people in Brooklyn, stupid food trends on social media, Bianca tries to convince Joey to become a food influencer and so much more!

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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are back! This week, Joey talks about making decisions as a man, his search for something positive to do with his life, Lee's purple tongue, and much more!

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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk their trip to Washington D.C., how America has ruined life for the family of four, the sports gambling scandals and much more! Plus, Joey breaks down one of the best gifts he's ever received.

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