• 41 minutes 8 seconds
    Episode 20: Mario Does Math

    What is 10 years + 20 episodes + 1 Italian?

    14 March 2022, 12:44 pm
  • 37 minutes 47 seconds
    Episode 19: An Ought Hair Balloon

    In this episode (recorded in the SPRING of 2021, sorry!) Mario helps the Queen through a rough patch, determines Leonardo DiCaprio's Italianity, explains the physics of dirigibles, and longs for that upside down rhino life.

    20 September 2021, 10:08 am
  • 43 minutes 22 seconds
    Episode 18 - The Fresh Prince of Revere
    You'll never guess all the surprises and mysteries in this episode... unless you're clairefoyant. Did I spell that right?
    25 January 2021, 1:58 pm
  • 1 minute 4 seconds
    Episode 17 - Happy & Hangry
    Mario, Mike & Brett reunite for this very special episode of Mario Knows Best!

    What's Mario doing during quarantine? What does Mario know about Fantasy Football? And what do Mike & Brett know about Mario? All this, and more!
    22 December 2020, 10:00 am
  • 22 minutes 39 seconds
    Episode 16 - Mario Develops an Happ
    After an extended hiatus renowned physicist Mario shares a couple of knowledges regarding the inner workings of the natural world.
    30 August 2016, 2:15 pm
  • 30 minutes 12 seconds
    Episode 15 - Mario & Julia - A Love Story
    The Queen has company.
    2 February 2015, 8:10 pm
  • 27 minutes 17 seconds
    Episode 14 - Mario Nose Best
    The bad news: its Monday. The good news: you don't HAVE to listen to this episode, in which Mario talks Pinocchio, seals, english, zip-lining, plastics, and publicists.
    2 June 2014, 3:56 pm
  • 30 minutes 11 seconds
    Episode 13 - Logorrhea
    Listen to Mario "who?", "what?" and "ehh?" in bewilderment as we discuss some of our favorite words and his confounding friend "An."
    6 February 2014, 10:09 pm
  • 26 minutes 22 seconds
    Episode 12 - Face Value
    Find out how Mario really judges you...
    22 November 2013, 12:22 am
  • 28 minutes 15 seconds
    Episode 11 - Suburban Squirrels
    Mario continues his all-out war against living things.
    9 October 2013, 12:17 pm
  • 26 minutes 34 seconds
    Episode 10 - Animal Smackers
    No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. As for us humans, well... who really cares?
    22 August 2013, 9:48 pm
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