Loyal Policies: listen and remember, as we recount the true events that nearly destroyed the sanctity and security of our Tower. Savor these words, as we bring the sixth seasonal retelling of the Historical Records of the HartLife corporation to a close.

Season Seven of Our Fair City will begin in the Spring of 2016. Stay tuned until then for blooper reels, behined the scenes recordings, and more.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Dr. Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• Dr. Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
• Dr. Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
• Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
• Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
• Cassie Wilkins— Ele Matelan
• Cromwell— Jeffrey Gardner
• Director Sophia— Saren Nofs Snyder
• Director Williams— Jonathan Tazewell
• Director Harrison— Cecil Baldwin

Written by Mark Soloff. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Jess Cwik.  Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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The Waters are Coming. As the denizens of the tunnels grapple with the impending destruction of their underground home, we are left to wonder: who will survive? Who will escape? How will the glorious HartLife company continue without the support of its tunnel-dwellers?

Fear not, Loyal Policies. HartLife always survies.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Cromwell— Jeffrey Gardner
• Jack— Mark Soloff
• Greyson— David Rheinstrom
• Alison— Nina O'Keefe
• Archibald FunnyPants— Mark Soloff
• Dr. Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• Dr. Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
• Dr. Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
• Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
• Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
• Cassie Wilkins— Ele Matelan
• Dora— Kat Evans
• Simon— Mark Soloff
• Katherine Sullivan— Whitney Kraus Jones
• Vice President Carter— Clayton Faits

Written by Clayton Faits. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Steph Charaska. Produced by David Rheinstrom and Clayton Faits. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Charles Wynn: Project Manager, loyal policy, and hero of small children everywhere. Many stories have been told about his life, his works, his efforts on behalf of the company. Perhaps some of you rarefied listeners in the Tower may even have known him personally. For the first time ever, we are pleased to bring you an accurate recounting of his time Outside during the Ant Wars.

Loyal Policies, no matter what you hear, be it from the Hendersonian Occupiers, Outsider Invaders, or even from the mouth of Charles Wynn himself, remeber: the Outside is Cold, and full of Wolves. You cannot survive without HartLife. You can not.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
• Vice President Carter— Clayton Faits

Written by Clayton Faits. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Dan Streeting. Produced by David Rheinstrom and Clayton Faits. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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The Doctor Montgomery Moro Museum and Memorial House remains a hotbed of unapproved science, illegal cohabitation, and fraternization with MolePeople as the survivors of the Ant Invasion hole up and try to survive. Will noble, productive Project Manager Charles Wynn teach them the errors of their ways, or will they continue their slide into infamy? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City...continues.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
• Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• Theodora Thoreau-Roosevelt— Kat Evans
• Simon Von Hagens— Mark Soloff
• Sandy— Abby Doud
• Clay— Clint Worthington
• Cassandra Wilkins— Ele Matelan
• Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
• Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
• Doctor Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
• Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
• The Queen of the Ants— Lauren Faits
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Written by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Dann Tincher. Produced by David Rheinstrom and Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Using the extracted scent glad of the old Ant Queen, our “Buddy Group” goes in search of the new Queen. But the tunnels are long, and more insidious threats than the Ants lurk deep in the warrens…and within the Buddy Group itself.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
• Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• Theodora Thoreau-Roosevelt— Kat Evans
• Simon von Hagens— Mark Soloff
• Katherine Sullivan— Whitney Jones
• Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
• Doctor Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
• Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
• The Queen of the Ants— Lauren Faits

Written by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Ali Cantarella. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Our intrepid explorers, sadly marooned from the loving comfort of bounteous HartLife, continue their quest through the tunnels to find the Queen of the Ant People. What horrors will the encounter? What struggles must they overcome? What paperwork should they fill out on their return to the Company? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City….continues.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
• Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• Theodora Thoreau-Roosevelt— Kat Evans
• Simon von Hagens— Mark Soloff
• Katherine Sullivan— Whitney Jones
• Limey— Lauren Faits

Written by Stephanie Spence. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Jacob Halton. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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The Hunt for Snidge’s Body continues as Cassie, Dr. Caligari, and the MolePeople traverse trap-laden tunnels and perilous pathways to restore Andrew’s brain to its rightful place. Will rogue science, determination, and love win out? Will all return to a comfortable stasis? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City…continues.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Cassandra Wilkins— Ele Matelan
• Loamy— Kat Evans
• Dr Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
• Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
• Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
• Clay— Clint Worthington
• Sandy— Abby Doud

Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by David Tanimura. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Join us as we return to the Doctor Montgomery Moro Museum and Memorial House- that lair of unapproved science and liminal thought. Will Cassie finally be reunited with her Andrew? Will Wynn manage his “projects” effectively? Will Dr. Caligari ever be left alone to finish her experiments in peace? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City…continues.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
• Cassandra Wilkins— Ele Matelan
• Loamy— Kat Evans
• Dr Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
• Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
• Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
• Clay— Clint Worthington
• Sandy— Abby Doud
• The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Robin Simmons. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Loyal Policies, you know the tale of the Switcher well. You have heard the highlight reels, and memorized his stories–now, hear his unedited, true words. Glory in his loyalty to the company! Shudder at the malignancy of the Ant menace! Most importantly, stay loyal, just as he does, as the story of Our Fair City…continues.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• The Switcher— Jared Latore
• Roberta Darley— Lauren Faits
• Ol’ Silty— Sebastian H. Orr
• Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
• George Chamberlain— Jim McDoniel
• The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by Stephanie Spence. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Damian Duffy. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Welcome back to Season Six of Our Fair City. We rejoin the Hendersonians, celebrating their likely temporary victory over the Ant People in Waste Field Three–but what un-corporate evildoers still lurk within the merry band of misfits? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City…continues.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Clear Skies Tim— Clint Worthington
• Greyson— David Rheinstrom
• Jack— Mark Soloff
• Old Man— Clayton Faits
• Stephen— Ryan Bond
• Sully— Whitney Jones
• Archibald FunnyPants— Mark Soloff
• Alison Dalton— Nina O’Keefe
• Theodora Thoreau Roosevelt— Kat Evans
• Dr. Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
• Simon Von Hagens— Mark Soloff
• The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Eric Meister. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Loyal Policies: this week, we’re excited to bring you something very different from our usual fare: a very special crossover episode produced by Improvised Star Trek. This episode was originally broadcast in May of 2014, and is completely improvised from an title provided by a listener. A huge thank you to Improvised Star Trek for allowing us to rebroadcast! You can find Improvised Star Trek on Facebook here, or on twitter at @improvstartrek.

Given that the audio contained within was not captured by StreetSafe-approved surveillance devices, the canonical nature of this broadcast cannot be verified.

Content advisories for this episode can be found here.

• Lt. Commander Crick Watson— Sean Kelley
• Commander Corbomite Hayes— Chris Rathjen
• Ensign Ch’arles Lorem— Nick Wagner
• Captain Julius Valentine Baxter— Matt Young
• Borg— Nick Wagner
• Ensign Lackey— Griffen Eckstein
• Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• Ensign Greg— Matt Young
• Lt. Commander Fritz Fassbinder — Griffen Eckstein
• Urg— Matt Young
• Simon— Mark Soloff
• Doctor Octavius— Matt Young
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