Loyal Policies- there is no chance for a fulfilling life outside of HartLife. Whatever you may hear in these recordings today- know that all Outsiders, whatever security or peace they may appear to have created for themselves, will die cold, lonely deaths in the frozen wastes outside our walls. The Outside is dark, and full of wolves. The Outside is dark, and full of wolves. The Outside is dark, and full of wolves.

Listen, and remember.

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• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
• Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
• Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
• Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• Doctor Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
• Cromwell— Jeffrey Gardner
• Archibald FunnyPants— Mark Soloff
• Mr. J— Jeffrey Gardner
• Harlan— Catherine Dvorak
• Steele— Kim Fukawa
• Hopper— Stephanie Murphy
• Moose— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Greg Browe. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Loyal Policies- the True Histories have focused mostly on the lives of the Tunnel Dwellers, or those who have dealings with them. Today, we introduce you to one of the residents of the Tower Above- Veronika Hasher, Deputy Interior Designer. Marvel at her deft understanding of fashion, aesthetics, and flow as she navigates the foreign and often frightening culture of the Refugee Camp for the Tunnel dwellers. Will she return to her natural position higher in the Tower, or is she doomed to live for the rest of her life with her social inferiors? Find out as the story of Our Fair City...continues.

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• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Veronika Hasher— Ginneh Thomas
• The Freelancer— Dan Granata
• TowerWatch Officer— Sean Kelley
• Old Man— Clayton Faits
• Grayson— David Rheinstrom
• Clear Skies Tim— Tyler Samples
• Switchblades Cobalt— Ele Matelan
• Antimonious Strang— Dave Stecco

Written by Stephanie Spence. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Kat Janda. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Do you love the Directors, Loyal Policy? Of course you do. Bask in their presence. Rest assured that they have steered the course of humanity long before your policy recruitment, and will continue long after your policy expires. Your loyalty will be rewarded.

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• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Doctor Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
• Cromwell— Jeffrey Gardner
• Director Harrison— Cecil Baldwin
• Director Sophia— Saren Nofs Snyder
• Director Williams— Matt Young
• The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by Mark Soloff. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Jacob Halton. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Loyal Policies- the truth can be a hard algae-pill to swallow. No matter how you may feel about the villainous, disloyal Policies confined to the Cube, do not be swayed. Their re-education is just. Their treatments are mandated. Their care is rationally considered and metered to restore them to peak functionality and efficiency. They have forgotten their place within HartLife. Do not forget your

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• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Director Charles Gari— Johnard Washington
• Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
• MolePerson— Nate Whelden
• Elizabeth Snidge— Tara Schile
• Seth— Hank Hewitt
• Andrew Snidge- Frank Sjodin
• Guard— Rose Sengenberger
• Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by Mark Soloff. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Ali Cantarella. Special thanks to Josh Zagoren. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer.

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Join us as we dive below the Tower, back into the water-soaked warrens of the Tunnels. While the waters have partially receded, great damage has been done to the property of HartLife. Who will repair the domiciles and thoroughfares of the City? None other than...the MolePeople.

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• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Ferrous— Jeffrey Gardner
• Ash— David Rheinstrom
• Loamy- Kat Evans
• Clay— Clint Worthington
• Sandy— Abby Doud
• The Orphan Silty— Sebastian H. Orr
• Shale— Jeffrey Gardner
• Schist— Lauren Shippen
• Talc— Jim McDoniel

Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Dan Streeting. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Loyal Policies: we return now to the Tower, now crowded with the refugees of the Flood, allowed into the sacred halls of the Upper Management by the actions of the Traitor, Cassandra Wilkins. How will HartLife prevail against this grievous misappropriation of company resources and real estate? Meanwhile, we travel for the first time to the depths of the Cube, HartLife's treatment and rehabilittaion center for it's very worst criminals and dissidents.

Welcome back..to Our Fair City.

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• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Clear Skies Tim— Tyler Samples
• Greyson— David Rheinstrom
• Archibald FunnyPants- Mark Soloff
• Old Man— Clayton Faits
• Executor Teju Valentine— Jonah D. Winston
• Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
• Benedict— Mark Soloff
• Doctor— Johnard Washington
• Guard— Nate Whelden
• Prisoner— Rose Sengenberger
• The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
• West's Guard— Rose Sengenberger
• Dr. Herbert West— Ryan Schile
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Written by Mark Soloff. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Robin Billadeu. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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We're back with our season Six chat, with series creators Jeffrey and Clayton chatting with Eleanor Hyde about the making of Season Six, how the show grew over the years, and their favorite excretory puns.

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Loyal Policies: listen and remember, as we recount the true events that nearly destroyed the sanctity and security of our Tower. Savor these words, as we bring the sixth seasonal retelling of the Historical Records of the HartLife corporation to a close.

Season Seven of Our Fair City will begin in the Spring of 2016. Stay tuned until then for blooper reels, behined the scenes recordings, and more.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Dr. Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• Dr. Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
• Dr. Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
• Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
• Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
• Cassie Wilkins— Ele Matelan
• Cromwell— Jeffrey Gardner
• Director Sophia— Saren Nofs Snyder
• Director Williams— Jonathan Tazewell
• Director Harrison— Cecil Baldwin

Written by Mark Soloff. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Jess Cwik.  Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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The Waters are Coming. As the denizens of the tunnels grapple with the impending destruction of their underground home, we are left to wonder: who will survive? Who will escape? How will the glorious HartLife company continue without the support of its tunnel-dwellers?

Fear not, Loyal Policies. HartLife always survies.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Cromwell— Jeffrey Gardner
• Jack— Mark Soloff
• Greyson— David Rheinstrom
• Alison— Nina O'Keefe
• Archibald FunnyPants— Mark Soloff
• Dr. Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• Dr. Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
• Dr. Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
• Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
• Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
• Cassie Wilkins— Ele Matelan
• Dora— Kat Evans
• Simon— Mark Soloff
• Katherine Sullivan— Whitney Kraus Jones
• Vice President Carter— Clayton Faits

Written by Clayton Faits. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Steph Charaska. Produced by David Rheinstrom and Clayton Faits. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Charles Wynn: Project Manager, loyal policy, and hero of small children everywhere. Many stories have been told about his life, his works, his efforts on behalf of the company. Perhaps some of you rarefied listeners in the Tower may even have known him personally. For the first time ever, we are pleased to bring you an accurate recounting of his time Outside during the Ant Wars.

Loyal Policies, no matter what you hear, be it from the Hendersonian Occupiers, Outsider Invaders, or even from the mouth of Charles Wynn himself, remeber: the Outside is Cold, and full of Wolves. You cannot survive without HartLife. You can not.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
• Vice President Carter— Clayton Faits

Written by Clayton Faits. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Dan Streeting. Produced by David Rheinstrom and Clayton Faits. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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The Doctor Montgomery Moro Museum and Memorial House remains a hotbed of unapproved science, illegal cohabitation, and fraternization with MolePeople as the survivors of the Ant Invasion hole up and try to survive. Will noble, productive Project Manager Charles Wynn teach them the errors of their ways, or will they continue their slide into infamy? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City...continues.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
• Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• Theodora Thoreau-Roosevelt— Kat Evans
• Simon Von Hagens— Mark Soloff
• Sandy— Abby Doud
• Clay— Clint Worthington
• Cassandra Wilkins— Ele Matelan
• Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
• Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
• Doctor Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
• Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
• The Queen of the Ants— Lauren Faits
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Written by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Dann Tincher. Produced by David Rheinstrom and Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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