- 15 minutes 18 seconds6.16- The Buddy System
Using the extracted scent glad of the old Ant Queen, our “Buddy Group” goes in search of the new Queen. But the tunnels are long, and more insidious threats than the Ants lurk deep in the warrens…and within the Buddy Group itself.
- The Narrator— Ansel Burch
- Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
- Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
- Theodora Thoreau-Roosevelt— Kat Evans
- Simon von Hagens— Mark Soloff
- Katherine Sullivan— Whitney Jones
- Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
- Doctor Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
- Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
- The Queen of the Ants— Lauren Faits
Written by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Ali Cantarella. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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13 May 2026, 7:30 am - 13 minutes 45 seconds6.15- In the Hall of the Ant Queen
Our intrepid explorers, sadly marooned from the loving comfort of bounteous HartLife, continue their quest through the tunnels to find the Queen of the Ant People. What horrors will the encounter? What struggles must they overcome? What paperwork should they fill out on their return to the Company? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City….continues.
- The Narrator— Ansel Burch
- Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
- Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
- Theodora Thoreau-Roosevelt— Kat Evans
- Simon von Hagens— Mark Soloff
- Katherine Sullivan— Whitney Jones
- Limey— Lauren Faits
Written by Stephanie Spence. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Jacob Halton. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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6 May 2026, 7:30 am - 16 minutes 15 seconds6.14- The Snidge with Two Brains
The Hunt for Snidge’s Body continues as Cassie, Dr. Caligari, and the MolePeople traverse trap-laden tunnels and perilous pathways to restore Andrew’s brain to its rightful place. Will rogue science, determination, and love win out? Will all return to a comfortable stasis? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City…continues.
- The Narrator— Ansel Burch
- Cassandra Wilkins— Ele Matelan
- Loamy— Kat Evans
- Dr Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
- Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
- Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
- Clay— Clint Worthington
- Sandy— Abby Doud
Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by David Tanimura. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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29 April 2026, 7:30 am - 14 minutes 7 seconds6.13- Much Ado About Andrew Snidge
Join us as we return to the Doctor Montgomery Moro Museum and Memorial House- that lair of unapproved science and liminal thought. Will Cassie finally be reunited with her Andrew? Will Wynn manage his “projects” effectively? Will Dr. Caligari ever be left alone to finish her experiments in peace? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City…continues.
- The Narrator— Ansel Burch
- Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
- Cassandra Wilkins— Ele Matelan
- Loamy— Kat Evans
- Dr Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
- Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
- Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
- Clay— Clint Worthington
- Sandy— Abby Doud
- The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Robin Simmons. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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22 April 2026, 7:30 am - 18 minutes 27 seconds6.12- Last Shift
Loyal Policies, you know the tale of the Switcher well. You have heard the highlight reels, and memorized his stories–now, hear his unedited, true words. Glory in his loyalty to the company! Shudder at the malignancy of the Ant menace! Most importantly, stay loyal, just as he does, as the story of Our Fair City…continues.
- The Narrator— Ansel Burch
- The Switcher— Jared Latore
- Roberta Darley— Lauren Faits
- Ol’ Silty— Sebastian H. Orr
- Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
- George Chamberlain— Jim McDoniel
- The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
Written by Stephanie Spence. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Damian Duffy. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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15 April 2026, 7:30 am - 15 minutes 33 seconds6.11- Raise Your Glass
Welcome back to Season Six of Our Fair City. We rejoin the Hendersonians, celebrating their likely temporary victory over the Ant People in Waste Field Three–but what un-corporate evildoers still lurk within the merry band of misfits? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City…continues.
- The Narrator— Ansel Burch
- Clear Skies Tim— Clint Worthington
- Greyson— David Rheinstrom
- Jack— Mark Soloff
- Old Man— Clayton Faits
- Stephen— Ryan Bond
- Sully— Whitney Jones
- Archibald FunnyPants— Mark Soloff
- Alison Dalton— Nina O’Keefe
- Theodora Thoreau Roosevelt— Kat Evans
- Dr. Herbert West— Ryan Schile
- Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
- Simon Von Hagens— Mark Soloff
- The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
Written by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Eric Meister. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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8 April 2026, 7:30 am - 28 minutes 27 secondsMidseason Break- The Past just isn't what it used to be
Loyal Policies: this week, we’re excited to bring you something very different from our usual fare: a very special crossover episode produced by Improvised Star Trek. This episode was originally broadcast in May of 2014, and is completely improvised from an title provided by a listener. A huge thank you to Improvised Star Trek for allowing us to rebroadcast! You can find Improvised Star Trek on Facebook here, or on twitter at @improvstartrek.
Given that the audio contained within was not captured by StreetSafe-approved surveillance devices, the canonical nature of this broadcast cannot be verified.
Content advisories for this episode can be found here.
- Lt. Commander Crick Watson— Sean Kelley
- Commander Corbomite Hayes— Chris Rathjen
- Ensign Ch’arles Lorem— Nick Wagner
- Captain Julius Valentine Baxter— Matt Young
- Borg— Nick Wagner
- Ensign Lackey— Griffen Eckstein
- Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
- Ensign Greg— Matt Young
- Lt. Commander Fritz Fassbinder — Griffen Eckstein
- Urg— Matt Young
- Simon— Mark Soloff
- Doctor Octavius— Matt Young
Recorded and Engineered by Improvised Star Trek.
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1 April 2026, 7:30 am - 14 minutes 30 seconds6.10- The Battle of Waste Field Three
As we come to the conclusion of the first half of the Sixth season of the True Historical Retellings of Our Fair City, we invite all Loyal Policies to join us. Join us in shunning the Outsider. Join us in shaming the Dissident. Join us in exposing the disloyal Hendersonians working amongst us, striving through craft and word and violence against the great work of HartLife. Even as they work to rend our Mighty Tower apart, listen: and remember. Their words are hollow, their victories are meaningless, their actions fruitless when compared to the great history of Our Fair City.
- The Narrator— Ansel Burch
- Clear Skies Tim— Clint Worthington
- Greyson— David Rheinstrom
- Jack— Mark Soloff
- Old Man— Clayton Faits
- Stephen— Ryan Bond
- Sully— Whitney Jones
- Alison Dalton— Nina O’Keefe
- The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
Written by Mark Soloff. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Dann Tincher. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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25 March 2026, 7:30 am - 15 minutes 32 seconds6.9- The Closing of the Gullet
Loyal Policies, enjoy this True Retelling of the Battle of Waste Field Three, and see for yourselves through the propaganda and lies spread by malicious elements within the company. Truly, none of these Policies, disloyal as they were, could have survived without the mercy and beneficence of the company. Do not believe their lies. Do not believe your ears. Believe only in the power of HartLife…all the life you’ll ever need.
- The Narrator— Ansel Burch
- Clear Skies Tim— Clint Worthington
- Greyson— David Rheinstrom
- Jack— Mark Soloff
- Old Man— Clayton Faits
- Stephen— Ryan Bond
- Sully— Whitney Jones
- Alison Dalton— Nina O’Keefe
- Peat— Jared Latore
- The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
Written by Mark Soloff. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Damian Duffy. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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18 March 2026, 7:30 am - 13 minutes 14 seconds6.8- The Rediscovey of Hope
In tonight’s seasonal retelling of the True History of the HartLife Corporation, we rejoin Simon Von Hagens (Dead Disposal Driver) and Theodora Thoreau Roosevelt (Window Washer and Amateur Naturalist) as they spelunk deeper into the caves and warrens below the city in search of the Queen of the AntPeople. Will they discover their new adversary, or will the come upon something much, much more dangerous to their corporate welfare? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City…continues.
- The Narrator— Ansel Burch
- Simon Von Hagens— Mark Soloff
- Theodora Thoreau Roosevelt— Kat Evans
- Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
- Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
- The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Photo shoot designed, produced, and directed by Ryan Schile, photography by Sebastian Orr, makeup by Tara Schile. Featuring (R to L) Tara Schile, Ryan Schile, Mark Soloff, Kat Evans. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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11 March 2026, 7:30 am - 15 minutes 38 seconds6.7- Lost and (Sometimes) Found
We return to our erstwhile heroes, Charles Wynn, Alison Dalton, and Cassandra Wilkins as they flee the ant menace through HartLife's ventilation system. Will they find safety, succor, and Cassie's family...or only more horror? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City...continues.
- The Narrator— Ansel Burch
- Alison Dalton— Nina O'Keefe
- Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
- Cassie Wilkins— Ele Matelan
- The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
- Operator— Jeffrey Gardner
Written by Stephanie Spence. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Dan Streeting. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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