Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

A weekly audio podcast giving you Alonzo Bodden's unique comedic take on what's going on in the world.

  • 19 minutes 36 seconds
    #385: Here's To You, Matt

    1- Cancer sucks
    2- Rats get fat and good men die
    3- I’ll just use gas
    4- Take care of you
    5- Rules to live by
    6- Thanks for the memories

    22 December 2022, 11:54 pm
  • 21 minutes 1 second
    #384: Baked Alaska

    1- Trump NFT: only $99. Great War on Christmas gift.
    2- I’m not goin' to jail for him… Yes, you are.
    3- No, it isn’t the party of Lincoln.
    4- We almost got it right
    5- Can we talk?

    17 December 2022, 7:19 am
  • 14 minutes 14 seconds
    #383: No Truth Required

    1- Brittney is out
    2- It's Werewolfing time
    3- Cheating Works
    4- Black robe by day, white robe by night
    5- Thanks, Trevor.

    12 December 2022, 4:24 am
  • 23 minutes 48 seconds
    #382: Wisdom Teeth

    1- I don’t like Black mass shooters
    2- There’s 2 white supremacists at Mar a Lago
    3- How is Herschel not winning? He was gonna go to law school.
    4- Freedom of speech we approve of
    5- Same-sex marriage saved
    6- Corporate crime aka business as usual
    7- Merry Christmas

    2 December 2022, 6:49 am
  • 17 minutes 55 seconds
    #381: Stupid Don’t Get Tired. I do.

    1- Dems got Senate, Republicans got House. Nothing gets done.
    2- Sorry, Kari, elections are real.
    3- A prophet gets his wish
    4- Hershel, vampires, werewolves, and child care. Observably stupid.
    5- LA wins. Sherriff, Mayor, People.
    6- Chappelle gotta Chappelle and we love it
    7- Find me at rebelHQ TYT.com and Zofunny on IG Love ya

    18 November 2022, 7:08 am
  • 28 minutes 58 seconds
    #380: Midterm Madness

    1- Now they gotta explain a run-off to Herschel.
    2- Sex-shamed by Boebert
    3- We won by not losing big.
    4- Let's fire the racist so we can elect him.
    5- Twitter has Twatted

    11 November 2022, 7:38 pm
  • 20 minutes 23 seconds
    #379: Vote Vote Vote

    1- If it wasn’t important, they wouldn’t be trying to stop you.
    2- Twitter is dead.
    3- Hate speech is real.
    4- What did rich white males want in 1791? Guns.
    5- Kyrie is Krazy.
    6- No Empathy. No Apology. No Accountability.

    5 November 2022, 2:50 am
  • 22 minutes 34 seconds
    #378: We're Number 4!

    1- Its about the children…No, it's not.
    2- Herschel Walker paid for another one. Another abortion not another kid. He doesn’t pay for those.
    3- Don’t debate after a stroke
    4- Stop the steal or we’ll shoot
    5- MTG takes a bath with Trump and it's beautiful.
    6- Hello, Pot, This is Kettle.
    7- Shirley Raines life matters
    8- Ye is not winning
    9- California economy is number 4 IN THE WORLD. Sorry, Texas, you’re number 10. Thats far below 4, if you’re counting.

    27 October 2022, 5:11 pm
  • 29 minutes 44 seconds
    #377: We’re Gonna Need That DNA

    1- 1400 to 18. They win, you lose.
    2- I got a badge. You got a badge. Everybody got a badge.
    3- Good ole racism. When all else fails...
    4- Drunk Driving? C’mon down to Georgia.
    5- She’s just too smart
    6- Sorry, mom. Do you have your kids DNA?
    7- That is not presidential ice cream

    21 October 2022, 9:49 pm
  • 23 minutes 4 seconds
    #376: I Should Have Bought An Apple

    1- Mitch McConnell just won’t quit
    2- LA City Council a racist mess
    3- Get in the union
    4- You don’t have to go to China to hire children
    5- Why didn’t I buy Apple?

    13 October 2022, 6:22 am
  • 48 minutes 12 seconds
    #375: Ladies and Gentlemen: Rudy Moreno

    1- The Original Latino Comic
    2- Yeah I know him and her and them
    3- Santa Claus
    4- Commerce has a Casino?
    5- In this corner…
    6- I love LA whatever happens
    7- He’s now a rock star

    29 September 2022, 5:53 am
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