Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    We Were Trapped! | Your Mom's House Ep. 843

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    This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim joins the show through the magic of the internet as the main mommies dive headfirst into Bad Thoughts production, introducing the boys to The Terminator movies, and some Arnold impressions. Things escalate quickly with a wild opening clip of a very public call out of something very private, followed by a call to action for any and all "throat goats".

    Tom and Christina also unpack the Trapped in the Caribbean chaos, which included a TMZ story hotel horror stories, steel drums, and a week of no YMH episode. They also deep dive into Mike Fedele’s extremely online lifestyle of boats, flexing, humping, and Gen-Z failures. Also in this episode Safety Larry’s situational-awareness book, threats from a nude man in shoes, pet safety clips, stranger danger, eye pokes, Mantak Chia energy, pot debates, hippie hatred, garbage-dump parenting, mafia waste management history, body-disposal hypotheticals, and kids talking trash. Buckle up, jeans, we're fuggen BACK!


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:03:32 - Showing The Boys Terminator

    00:09:59 - Opening Clip: Digging In Yo Shit

    00:17:18 - Clip: Calling All Throat Goats

    00:20:42 - Stranded In Paradise

    00:30:04 - Mike Fedele

    00:37:22 - More Safety Tips With Larry

    00:44:34 - Clip: Stranger Danger

    00:45:38 - Clip: Grab Those Testicles

    00:47:37 - Will Blunderfield + Mantak Chia

    00:50:17 - Pot Discourse

    00:55:18 - Field Trip At The Dump

    01:04:13 - Clip: Trash Talking White Kid

    01:06:43 - Closing Song - "Daddio's Patio (Feat. Cutter Tha Killer Klown) by Celador

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    21 January 2026, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous | Your Mom's House Ep. 842

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    This week, Christina P holds down the fort while Tom Segura is away, and she’s joined by comedian Joe DeRosa, who will soon be joining the YMH family with a podcast of his own entitled "Vile & Horrendous". He helps Christina along for for an absolutely off the rails episode packed with wild clips, hot takes, and some classic YMH energy.


    From an unexpectedly epic saxophone intro, to a disturbing church meltdown, to Christina’s meticulously curated TikTok insanity, this episode spirals fast, before finally landing on a brutally accurate breakdown of boring corporate fast food culture. The house they filmed Home Alone in is also in sale and looks like an insane place to live in! So strap in, stay black, keep those jeans high and tight.


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:00:50 - Facts Of Life Girls & Vintage Collectables

    00:08:30 - Not About That Weed

    00:14:45 - Opening Clip: Can't Make Friends

    00:20:33 - Saxophone

    00:26:36 - Clip: Crazy Church Man

    00:37:35 - Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous

    00:48:01 - Lipshitz Plug

    00:49:36 - Christina's Curations

    01:03:49 - Home Alone House & Boring Corporate Fast Food

    01:09:40 - Closing Song -"Cool Girl Club" By Versace Kolache

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    14 January 2026, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    Jeans-Mas Vacation w/ Chevy Chase | Your Mom's House Ep. 841

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    Hallelujah! Where’s the Tylenol? It’s a very YMH Christmas, and the studio is lit up like Clark Griswold’s house because comedy legend Chevy Chase stops by! Tom and Christina unwrap holiday trauma, German Christmas music meltdowns, Santa vs. Baby Jesúska, dangerous European elevators, and the evolution of internet weirdos. Then Chevy joins to talk SNL, Three Amigos, the making of Vacation, Forrest Gump almost being his role, improv secrets, wild celebrity encounters, and why Richard Pryor was untouchable. Grab your eggnog and your wolf coat—this one is a Christmas classic.


    Your Mom’s House Ep. 841


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:00:11 - Merry Jeans-mas!

    00:06:57 - Opening Clip: Cure For A Bad Day

    00:08:57 - Threads, Diddy Doc, & Day Of The Jackal

    00:19:51 - Clip: Chinese Girlfriend Song

    00:20:49 - Situational Awareness

    00:26:05 - Chevy Chase

    00:30:15 - Saturday Night Live & Studio Comedies

    00:39:42 - Other Roles, Directors, & Dan Aykroyd

    00:46:53 - Presidents

    00:50:12 - Carlin, Pryor, & The Bomb Squad

    00:56:31 - The Legacy Of Vacation

    01:03:05 - Wrap Up

    01:04:41 - Closing Song - "Bedspread Shit" by Unknown

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    24 December 2025, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 24 minutes
    Our Jeans Are High & Tactical | Your Mom's House Ep. 840

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    Check your six, mommy! In this absolutely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina suit up in tactical vests and announce a bold new YMH initiative: total-life preparedness. From flashlight stances to 10-second doorway scans, the leaders of the Mommy Militia learn how to navigate a world full of lurking threats, fire, danger, and of course… clowns. Shout out to Jason Fabus for the amazing sax intro (IG: @jasonfabus).


    Tom and Christina show off an impressive array of emergency gear (machetes, trauma shears, MRE pizza with 5,000 calories, brass knuckles, and a foldable murder-credit-card), before the two dive into more safety guy Larry Betz safety lessons, some prime examples of black romance, horny James Joyce letters, trench foot, some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikTok's, and then addressing the loss of a truly stacked inspiration.


    Stay safe. Stay ready. And never walk into a Chili’s without scanning the exits first.


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:00:12 - Farts & Safety

    00:06:44 - Opening Clip: Restaurant Scan

    00:16:40 - Clip: Safety Shaun

    00:18:59 - More Safety Tips & The Perfect Neighbor

    00:30:54 - Clip: Misgendered Meltdown

    00:35:11 - Clip: Talk To The Butt

    00:37:08 - James Joyce Love Letters

    00:41:31 - Clip: Big Gay Clowns

    00:43:59 - Madonna

    00:47:03 - Clip: Headbutt Self Defense

    00:48:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious

    00:54:15 - Clip: Isolation Year

    00:57:41 - RIP Mary Magdalene

    00:59:16 - Clip: Pastor's Cool Advice For Women

    01:04:38 - Fedsmoker Jr

    01:09:05 - TikToks

    01:19:38 - Final Safety Tips

    01:22:01 - Closing Song - "She Got Tits" by Joseph and John Juarez

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    17 December 2025, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 36 minutes
    Is It Gay To Drink Matcha? | Your Mom's House Ep. 839

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    This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are firing on all cylinders as chaos reigns from start to finish. Christine boldly reclaims her glasses identity (sparking a surprisingly heated household debate), questionable gift choices come under scrutiny, and the internet once again proves it was the greatest mistake.


    From rage-filled rants about fake followers and bots, to disturbingly confident accountants, fetish podcasters breaking down their very specific preferences, and viral videos featuring hornets, skateboarding trauma, and shower-time courting rituals, this episode will make you cry m, my baby!


    Tim and Christine also check out more content from their new favorite survivalist, chime in on a Italian man's scam with his dead mother, and go off about people walking among us who aren't as sane as they seem. Add in fart economics, tactical vests for children, holiday gifting advice, and a deep dive into what really makes something “gay,” and you’ve got a classic YMH rollercoaster. Buckle up, Mommy!


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:03:58 - Opening Clip: Fireside Chat

    00:07:19 - Clowning Around A Pazsitzky Effect

    00:17:00 - Prepared Not Paranoid

    00:28:40 - Lipstick Plug

    00:30:16 - Bitches Love A Strong Jawline

    00:34:39 - Clip: Fart Fetish Confession

    00:39:20 - Clip: Domino's Fart Pizza

    00:43:18 - Horrible Or Hilarious

    00:49:34 - MMA Domination

    00:51:43 - Hitler Won An Election

    00:58:19 - Italian Mom Scam + Plain Clothes Psycho

    01:05:38 - Meghan Markle's Salmonella Thanksgiving

    01:08:35 - Crack Is Whack

    01:14:40 - A Really Cool Story

    01:19:38 - TikToks

    01:33:49 - Closing Song - "SooWoo" by Josh Del

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    10 December 2025, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 21 minutes
    Hard For Hot Dads | Your Mom's House Ep. 838

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    This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina roast bland Thanksgiving food, obsess over an Olympian-level dad at the kiddie pool, fall in love with a furious celibate called GoogleDaddy, and spiral about a paranoid flashlight guy while trying to de-fatten their cat. Plus the main mommies get emotional about Tom’s new Netflix special, check out some more clips from FedSmoker Jr, learn about defending yourself from "clowns", and shop tactical belts for Christmas. Dreamboat Dad: if you're out there, leave a comment for Tom!

    Your Mom’s House Ep. 838

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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:03:37 - Tommy's Buns & Tina's Sticks

    00:07:42 - Tom's New Special

    00:11:20 - Opening Clip: Aloha Daddy

    00:21:31 - Thanksgiving Gaycation

    00:38:01 - Stay Safe Out There

    00:48:46 - Shopping For Self-Defense Toys

    00:55:05 - More From FedSmoker Jr

    01:01:16 - Shoutout To MGM & Chef Jose Andres

    01:04:32 - The Cat Feeder Conundrum

    01:07:24 - Body Fat Percentage

    01:18:55 - Wrap Up

    01:19:21 - Closing Song - "Fed Smoker Rides Eternal" by Reverend John Wheeler

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    3 December 2025, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 18 minutes
    Come Get Fat With Tom Segura | Your Mom's House Ep. 837

    Tom will be touring in Tacoma, Washington at the Emerald Queen Casino, and after that, Oakland, California, at the Paramount Theatre November 30th. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour


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    What's up, Chomos?!? It's a super-sized episode as Tom and Christina spiral into complete chaos as they announce Tom’s brand new Italian bakery opening in Austin, debate the official hierarchy of Small Fat, Mid Fat & Super Fat, and revisit one of YMH’s greatest Cool Guys — the meth dude who “came in 4 strokes.” The mommies also break down a billionaire who lost over $300 million gambling, roast Bezos and Zuckerberg’s glow-ups, and discuss why every CEO is suddenly shredded. Plus: fat pets, fart mics, autistic rant guy, and the saddest cat breastfeeding story ever told.


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:00:46 - A Taste Of IT-Ly

    00:05:40 - Opening Chaos & Classic Cool Guy Musings

    00:10:55 - What Type Of Fat Are You?

    00:19:51 - Clip: Rant On Autism

    00:22:26 - Clip: The Drooling Gambler

    00:29:47 - Clip: Fat Love

    00:35:53 - Fat Pets

    00:44:49 - Clip: Ex Liked My Farts

    00:46:12 - Fit CEO's

    00:54:51 - Tommy Lasorda

    00:58:31 - Clip: Dressed Up

    01:00:57 - Horrible Or Hilarious

    01:04:18 - Indian Hospitals

    01:08:08 - TikToks

    01:14:09 - Closing Song - "Principal Coffee" by Chydah Sneeze

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    19 November 2025, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 21 minutes
    FedSmoker Jr Strikes Again! | Your Mom's House Ep. 836

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    It’s almost Jeans-giving, and Tom Segura & Christina P are feeling thankful for historical revisionism, meth-fueled prophets, and the sweet smell of 1700s body odor. The Main Mommies kick things off with a totally factual retelling of Thanksgiving, then dive into life (and death) before antibiotics — when losing a tooth could mean losing your brain.

    Tom unveils his plan to hit 3% body fat “just to feel something”, Christina confesses her papier-mâché addiction, and they dissect the seeming reincarnation of everyone’s favorite tweaked out double agent asking cops, “What’s your serial number?”

    Add in J. Lo’s silent treatment to her bus driver, a Barbie with diabetes, and a guy who physically can’t eat a pickle — and you’ve got a classic hour and some change of unhinged YMH magic.


    Your Mom’s House Ep. 836


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:00:45 - A Stinky History Lesson

    00:08:06 - Opening Clip: What's Your Serial Number?

    00:15:49 - FedSmoker Jr

    00:20:46 - A Quick Lipshits Plug

    00:21:46 - Clip: Cool Neighbor Lady

    00:25:48 - Tom’s 3% Body Fat Plan

    00:32:15 - Vial & Disgusting Fat Guy

    00:38:25 - Christine's Craft Hoarding Intervention

    00:43:33 - Piss Break & Diabetes Barbie

    00:47:28 - Jennifer Lopez

    00:58:35 - Clip: Master Of Clits

    01:02:13 - Clip: Afraid Of Pickles

    01:06:42 - Horrible Or Hilarious

    01:12:15 - Clip: Ryan Wants To Be Recognized

    01:13:12 - Wyatt Buhl

    01:18:00 - Closing Song -"White Girl (With A Fat Ass)" by Odd-Track Numbers

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    12 November 2025, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 14 minutes
    Did We Find The NEW FedSmoker?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 835

    Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour.


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    Tom and Christina are back in the Studio Jeans for another week of really wild finds and the discovery of a possible heir to the FedSmoker crown. Before that, Christina launches her new winter makeup drop (“Cuts You Up”) and the Jeans reminisce about classic reality TV — from Wife Swap’s “God Warrior” meltdown to Ice Cube’s bizarre early-2000s race-swap experiment on FX.

    They then dive deep into constipation talk (suppositories vs. laxatives), hospital horror stories, and whether couples who don’t fart in front of each other are living a lie. Tom reveals his new fear of contact lenses, Christina roasts his glasses, and finally both spiral into laughter over the reincarnation of a YMH legend on a college campus. What’s Up There Chomo?


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:54 - Wife Swap God Warrior

    00:09:45 - Opening Clip: No Poop For You

    00:12:25 - Good Old Fashioned Brown Talk

    00:21:19 - Race Swap Reality Show

    00:28:24 - Apartheid Museum

    00:31:16 - Clip: Gas Station Photographer

    00:35:17 - Dad Eyes

    00:40:31 - A New FedSmoker?

    00:52:22 - Crazy American Melts Down On Boat

    00:56:11 - Christina's Curations

    01:08:41 - Wrap Up

    01:09:48 - Closing Song - "Vocal Fry Jam" by Gaping Dad

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    5 November 2025, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 49 minutes
    A Hamburglar Halloween w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 834

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    Happy Hallow Jeans! Welcome to a very spooky and very fashionable episode of Your Mom’s House! 🎃 This week, Tom Segura and Christina P get into the Halloween spirit—well, Christina does—by showing up as Karl Lagerfeld, complete with fingerless gloves and antisocial energy, while Tom is dressed as a Tom Segura who totally forgets his costume. The jeans dive into Karl’s insane quotes, fashion snobbery, and hatred of sweatpants, before somehow landing on Florida’s trashiest white people, Santa-denying parents, and why Jewish holidays can’t compete with Christmas.

    Then, the Hamburglar aka Ryan Sickler joins the show to talk about his new stand-up special Live and Alive, why his brow lift left him without a Halloween costume, and how bullying might actually build character. Plus, the Main Mommies also show Ryan some horrible or hilarious clips and everything insane they've been watching this week. ROBBLE ROBBLE!


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:04:57 - Opening Clip: Ryan Needs Some Action

    00:06:28 - Halloween On Christmas

    00:14:14 - Florida Trash

    00:22:50 - Fart Eyes Responds

    00:25:40 - Some Gay Stuff

    00:34:37 - Clip: Exploding Horny Dude

    00:37:48 - Bert

    00:40:59 - The Hamburglar Roasts Karl Lagerfeld

    00:47:17 - Pudding Unc

    00:54:08 - Clip: One Eyed Lady

    00:56:12 - Clip: Picky Eater

    01:02:09 - Sickler's New Special

    01:07:28 - Horrible Or Hilarious

    01:22:31 - I'm Ryan

    01:27:07 - Cafe Bich Nga

    01:30:22 - Lars Van Trier Loves H Dog

    01:32:18 - Austin's Poop Problem

    01:41:38 - Clip: Earl Changes

    01:47:19 - Closing Song - "Fuk Me Tonite" by Matt Mercer

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    29 October 2025, 12:00 pm
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    Mentalist Oz Pearlman Blows Our Minds | Your Mom's House Ep. 833

    Tom's traveling across Texas, Amarillo on Nov. 1st, then Lubbock on Nov. 2nd and El Paso on Nov. 6th. Make sure to get your tickets at ⁠https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Shop SKIMS Men's at ⁠https://SKIMS.com⁠. - Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at ⁠https://monarchmoney.com/ymh - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse

    Tom Segura and Christina P. welcome world-renowned mentalist Oz Pearlman to Your Mom’s House! Oz stuns the crew with mind-blowing mental tricks, wild psychological insights, and a peek behind the curtain of how he reads people. From guessing Tom’s childhood crush to revealing impossible inside jokes, Oz leaves everyone speechless. Plus, Tom and Christina talk Killarney drunks, pickup artist “Mystery,” and the weirdest viral videos on the internet.


    Your Mom’s House Ep. 833


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:04:04 - Opening Clip: Master Of Redneck Accents

    00:10:07 - Sham From Killarney

    00:17:39 - Clip: No Neck

    00:20:16 - Clip: Coochie Confrontation

    00:23:03 - Mystery Is Back

    00:35:32 - Oz Pearlman Is Here To Blow Our Minds

    00:41:07 - Show N Tell

    00:46:35 - Ryan Gets Got

    00:54:18 - How'd You Get A Job Here?

    01:03:16 - Entertaining Steven Spielberg & Other Heroes

    01:12:42 - Christine's Turn

    01:19:29 - Enny Hates This

    01:22:38 - Birthday Money Trick

    01:27:07 - Wrap Up

    01:29:23 - Closing Song - "It's A Surprise" by DJ Wet Nut Sack

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    22 October 2025, 12:00 pm
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