Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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  • 2 hours 2 minutes
    Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793

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    It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P attempt to convince Enny to go on a men's retreat led by the Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield, before opening the show with a heaving clip of a guy drinking a Cinnamon Toast Crunch inspired drink. They also clown on Hilaria Baldwin, have some fun with accents, weigh in on an anti-transition lenses crime, and watch some more clips of some mommies who really want Tom's mom to open her OnlyFans account.


    Former News anchor, author, and true crime journalist Susan Hendrick joins Tom and Christina to discuss murderers and Tom couldn't be more excited. They discuss some infamous crimes from the last few decades, including the JonBenét murder, the Menendez murders, Gabby Petito, and BTK. Susan also talks about why people find murderers so fascinating, that feeling you get when you can recognize a person is a killer, and shares many anecdotes about her time covering some truly twisted crime stories. Tom and Christina are really licking their chops for this one!


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    Chapters

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:39 - Opening Clip: Cinnamon Toast Crunch

    00:07:08 - Clip: Will Blunderfield Toilet Talk

    00:08:16 - Will Enny Do A Men's Retreat?

    00:19:14 - Clip: Hey Black Men

    00:23:28 - Clip: A Real Manly Dentist

    00:24:45 - Clip: Dennis Quaid Loves Jesus

    00:26:30 - Randy Quaid Loves Not Paying Taxes

    00:31:05 - Clip: Man Eats Bar

    00:32:07 - Hilaria Baldwin Back On Her Bullsh!t

    00:34:50 - Fun With Accents

    00:38:19 - Clip: Misgendered Crime

    00:42:36 - The Mommies Want Charo's OF

    00:47:10 - Susan Hendricks Talks About Murder

    00:51:49 - Why True Crime Stories Are Fascinating

    01:04:02 - JonBenét & Menendez Brothers

    01:16:12 - Luigi Mangione

    01:29:16 - Gabby Petito & Feeling A Killer

    01:39:19 - Clip: Brian Cohee Jr

    01:42:58 - America Loves A Blonde Woman Murder Story

    01:51:55 - The Night Stalker & LA Wildfires

    01:56:35 - Into The Fire & Down The Hill

    02:03:43 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen

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    15 January 2025, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 37 minutes
    Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792

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    Tom and Christine are back and open the show with a very creative criminal, before paying tribute to OG cool guy, Hard Rock Nick, who was recently shuffled from this mortal coil. Christina P also unveils another drawing of Tom inspired by his now infamous choke. Next, Tommy continues the fan powered campaign to convince Charo to start an OnlyFans account and plays some fan submissions we've already received. There's also a Fancy Chef update, Tina tells a petting zoo story, and the main mommies have a new game to play with drive-thru workers.

    Tom and Christina are then joined by comedian and tin foil hat enthusiast, Sam Tripoli! The three talk about parental stuff, before deep diving into some fun conspiracy talk. They discuss, the drones over New Jersey, the mass surveillance in everyday life, the CIA, Tom Hanks, and more. They also talk about insane Japanese game shows, Mr. Hands, and the harmful effects of going viral. Christina also presents an interesting "would you rather?" question and they sprinkle in some solid horrible or hilarious clips for good measure. Try it out!


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    Chapter Markers

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:34 - Opening Clip: Treat Me Like A Black Man

    00:07:10 - Rest In Peace Hard Rock Nick

    00:14:26 - Christina's Latest Creation

    00:17:49 - The Mommies Want A Charo OF

    00:22:22 - Clip: Russian Fart Streamer

    00:22:52 - Fancy Chef Update

    00:31:12 - Clip: Drive-Thru Prank

    00:35:33 - Petting Zoo Story

    00:40:14 - Clip: White Big Word

    00:48:04 - Dad Stuff With Sam Tripoli

    00:53:45 - New Jersey Drones & Surveillance States

    01:02:41 - Clip: All Terrain Accident

    01:03:13 - Spiritual Conspiracies & Tom Hanks

    01:10:50 - Clip: Wind Knocked Outta Ya

    01:11:42 - Crazy Japanese Game Shows

    01:14:17 - Clip: Splits Machine

    01:14:43 - Mr. Hands

    01:22:45 - Clip: BMX Hard Landing

    01:23:55 - Showing Sam The Opening Clip

    01:26:28 - Would You Rather?

    01:32:20 - Clip: Loving Couple

    01:33:53 - Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon

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    8 January 2025, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 33 minutes
    Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791

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    Happy New Year, Mommies! Tom and Christina are back to begin the new year with a reflection on the annual YMH Christmas party and the shenanigans of everyone's favorite staff member, Chris Larson. Tom also brings up a moment from the past when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They also talk menopausal haircuts and review a tribute to Tom's nose twin, John Amos.


    Tom and Christina are then joined by alleged cannibal, actor, and podcaster Armie Hammer! Armie sets the record straight and details how his kinks and morally ambiguous behavior sent him from Hollywood to a timeshare desk in the Cayman Islands. Presently, Armie is slowly working on a comeback and opens up and tells his story to the Main Mommies in his own words. It's a fascinating discussion that includes, rope binding, heart consumption, redemption, and loving somebody so much you want to smash their face into a dresser. Try this one out!


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    1 January 2025, 1:00 pm
  • 2 hours 13 minutes
    Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790

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    Ho Ho Ho, chomos! It's almost Christmas and Tim y Tina are already into the holiday spirit this week on Your Mom's House Podcast. Tom opens the show with some deserving apologies from the Booth Boys, who are back with some handwritten letters expressing their regret from laughing at his life or death moment. Tom also brings up a clip from an old YMH episode showing how concerned he was when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They next open the show with a clip of a pro fisherman with a really cool last name. The Main Mommies also share some huge news about Charo, talk about UHC CEO shooter Luigi Mangione's thirst traps, share their thoughts on American Nightmare, and react to some disappointing news about Tony Johns.


    Tom and Christina are then joined by the last cowboy in LA, Jeff Dye! He's got a new special out and he's got a lot of thoughts on big city girls in boots and dresses. The mommies talk to him about taboo jokes, offensive last names, politicians on podcasts, Trumps weight loss, dumb girls stuff, then they check out some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some of Christina's curations! Merry Chrysler to all, happy holidays to some, don't forget your Uvers, and to all a good night!


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    18 December 2024, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 24 minutes
    Checking In With Cool Guy Tony Johns | YMH Ep. 789

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    This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and in the spirit of the season, connect with legendary cool guy, Mr. "We Up Outta Here" himself, Tony Johns! Before getting on the phone with Tony, we open the show with a banger track to honor the passing of Chuck Woolery. Tom and Christina also reminisce on some of the fun clips he's contributed to in past YMH episodes. They next open the show with a classic Tony Johns clip before Tom addresses some firings from last week and some new faces in the booth. Christine pivots the conversation to discuss Tom's nose and theories on his true heritage. Tom then plays a clip from a Congressional hearing about some shady practices of major American airlines. The two also check out a Tony Valli clip, check out some art featuring Tom as famous serial killers, watch a very informative Will Blunderfield clip, and then give Tony Johns a call to see what he's up to. There are also a bunch of TikTok's, a new Pazsitzky Effect, and so much more! WOOOOOO WE UP OUTTA HERE!


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    11 December 2024, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 24 minutes
    Ranking America's Hottest Presidents | YMH Ep. 788

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    This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and beyond excited that it's finally December! Before sharing some updates about Tina's lipsticks and Tommy's tour dates, the Main Mommies open the show with a clip of a kissy face dude who really wants to be shown some bobs and vagene if you know what I mean. They next check out some really cool clips of some liquid brown tests and some really solid ball-bag tips. Christine also talks about her recent interest in weightlifting and Tom brings about an in-depth conversation about which US President is the hottest. The two of the go all out and rank them, before watching some Horrible or Hilarious clips and some Toks, before calling it a day. Love you, see you next week...M'wah!


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    4 December 2024, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

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    Yo, yo, yo, it's Danny Brown on YMH tho! Danny joins Tom and a silent Christina to talk about some hot topics and cold weather. Tom opens the show with a very sweaty cool guy who claims he's the best, not sure what he's the best at, hopefully it's something cool. They also talk about Bart and Matthew McConaughey's love of ketchup, the robotic stylings of Frankie Valli, the Tyson/Jake Paul fight, LL Cool J's staying power, fashion styles, and some awful national anthem singers. Tom also introduces Danny to some recent cool guys, including funcle, Fancy Chef, and the Double Soul Shaman, before deploying some Horrible or Hilarious for Danny to try out.


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    27 November 2024, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 23 minutes
    Tom's Face Overshadowed Matthew McConaughey | YMH Ep. 786

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    OMG Mommies! What a show we have for you today! We kick off the show with Tom's brand new, totally real beard that he grew in and address all the fun comments fans made on his 2 Bears episode with Mr. Matthew McConaughey. Tom then opens the show with a clip of Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield serenading us with a song about a dude spreading his cheeks open.


    Next, Tom and Christina catch up on everything going recently, there was also an election or something, which leads to Tom and Christina discovering who the hottest First Lady of all time is. They also talk about their trip up to Dallas Cowboys stadium to take in the Jake Paul Vs. Mike Tyson fight and Tom's new friend Adam "Pacman" Jones.


    We also have a #YMHExclusive that'll bring a smile to your face and Tom hypes up a jacket.

    The main mommies also discuss the viral goth Boise State beach volleyball player, watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, check out some new videos of that greasy pepperoni man, also there's a guy who farts to people over the phone, some of Christina's fabulous curations from TikTok and so much more. You're gonna LOVE this high and tight episode!


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    20 November 2024, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 32 minutes
    What's Up With Your Face? w/ Ari Shaffir and Adrienne Iapalucci | YMH Ep. 785

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    This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom is joined by Ari Shaffir and comedian, Adrienne Iapalucci! The three of them discuss Adrienne's new special, which is produced by Ari and directed by Louis C.K. They then segue to Andrew Dice Clay's Instagram, before Tom opens the show with a clip of the double soul shaman doing some business on the toilet. Ari also explains what's been going on with his face and Tom formally introduces the two guests to the shaman through some of his much more popular clips. The trio also talk about New York City crowds, enjoying life, the bugs out in Texas, scammers, Ari's naked body, and all kinds of cute stuff. Plus Tom plays an extended game of Horrible or Hilarious as well. Go check it out!


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    13 November 2024, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 41 minutes
    A Message From Our New President w/ Special Appearance by Donnell Rawlings | YMH Ep. 784

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    This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies are back together for a very presidential episode! Tom opens the show with an audio clip of President Lyndon B Johnson ordering some new pants, before playing a message from the brand new president of YMH Studios New Christine! She's got some BIG ideas to make the show greater and is really into cactus videos for some reason. Tim and Tina then move on to discuss some trending killers from TV, including the Dating Game killer, the Menendez brothers, and on that same topic, they also address the Garth Brooks allegations. They also share some stuff they're dealing with in their personal lives, talk about #FartWalk, laugh at some old men doing silly things, check out a tight realtor, and speculate on what's happening with Frankie Valli. Tom and Christina also get a massive surprise visit from comedian Donnell Rawlings to cap things off! This is a great episode, so pull up them jeans and try it out, we got some real slick stuff here.


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    6 November 2024, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 34 minutes
    Dr. Drew Makes A House Call | YMH Ep. 783

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    This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are joined by doctor mommy himself, Dr. Drew Pinsky! Tim and Christine reminiscence about Drew's RPC trip, discuss male deviancy, and bring up a question about heavy meth users. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a really cool guy with dirty dentures that has a lot of fun opinions on his Instagram. The trio also talk about funcles, Rogues, socializing, doing fun things with sledgehammers, lower lip loving, and Drew finally gives his analysis on one Fancy Chef. Drew also checks out some Toks, Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some classic videos from the Heavy Segment. Check it out!


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    30 October 2024, 12:00 pm
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