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Sup, chomos! Christina P is back auditioning new dads, and this week's stepdad is the great Harland Williams. Fresh off his first driverless Cybercab ride across Austin, Harland teaches Christina the Canadian art of jigging for squid, then helps her crack the case of a shirtless man in Lancaster who just wants somebody to come over and wrestle. From there it's Robert Paul Champagne's Christmas-wreath apartment, Mickey Mouse's gout, and an energy-healing retreat in a yellow laughing tent that Harland can't stop picking apart.

Along the way, Harland hands out his famous silly nicknames, works his Clint Eastwood from Unforgiven ("We all got it coming, kid") into every possible moment, can't unsee the red vein in Jodie Foster's eye through The Silence of the Lambs, and remembers flying 70 feet over a village as Warwick the Warlock in Disney's Spooky Buddies. When Christina steps out for a pee break, Harland takes over the show.

Plus: a one-tooth Romeo looking for goth girls, a guy who teaches his meat a lesson with a frying pan, the cussing chef, a man scratching his crack on a subway pole, the ass hoop flute elf, a crocodile getting passed around a party, Disney adults, and a screaming breakdancer. Go listen to The Harland Highway podcast right after. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 882

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00:05:25 - Opening Clip: Wrestle In Lancaster

00:18:15 - Energy Play, The Laughing Tent, & Harland's First Cig

00:26:50 - Goth Girls, Droopy Dog, & Harland's Silly Names

00:35:24 - Silence Of The Losers & Warwick The Warlock

00:40:31 - The Swearing Chef & A Year Of Being A Mess

00:46:55 - Christina Pees & Harland Takes Over The Show

00:50:46 - Christine's TikToks

01:04:50 - Wrap & Plugs

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Sup, chomos! Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome this week with your new stepdad, Sam Morril, whose new special Sam Morril: Incorrect is streaming now on Netflix. Before the opening clip even rolls, the two are swapping notes from their European tours: Finnish house whiskey, Budapest's Terror House museum, the world's oldest Ferris wheel from The Third Man, and post-communist roller coasters with no safety bar.

From there it's reliving Garth Brooks discovering Facebook from a hotel bed, Sam's Ryan Gosling and Matthew McConaughey crushes, the rat extermination from Sam's special, and a Main Mommy breakfast of Prozac, coffee and whiskey. before they spiral into JFK, Marilyn Monroe, and Bill Clinton's jujitsu-level charm.

Plus: Christina's TikTok curations include Chinese Girlfriend guy, the infinite pocket jeans, a chili dog video that would not end, hillbilly beatbox, the night New Orleans cops read Sam's joke notebook out loud, and the YMH courtship hotline remains open for business. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 881

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:42 - Finnish Whiskey & Budapest's Terror House
00:09:30 - Dark Tourism & Post-Communist Roller Coasters
00:16:28 - Opening Clip: M. Night Shyamalan's Movie Diary
00:20:45 - Garth Brooks Discovers Facebook
00:28:35 - Temptation On The Road & Rat Whisperer Sam
00:34:20 - Rich Depressed Celebrities & Bombing On Purpose
00:41:39 - Infinite Pocket Jeans & Christina's Quadruple Ds
00:45:15 - Deadbeat Dads, JFK, Marilyn Monroe & Picky Eaters
00:50:58 - Christina's Curations: The Chinese Girlfriend Guy
00:56:56 - The Cops Read Sam's Joke Notebook
01:00:59 - Grizzly Man & Why Christina Hates Nature
01:04:25 - The Never-Ending Chili Dog Video
01:08:07 - Hillbilly Beatbox & Degenerate DMs
01:15:38 - Is It Cake?
01:18:22 - Closing Song - "Mommy Fart'n In Yo Face" by DJ Boy Butter

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It's PUMKIN season in the Mommy Dome. Christina holds it down solo with her stepdad, Duncan Trussell, who's halfway through quitting nicotine and explains in way too much detail how he used to cook down liquid ketamine on a hot plate from Amazon. From there they go deep on burning it out, daddy issues and feeling like a motherless child, before the opening clip wakes everybody up the worst possible way.

Duncan brings his own TikTok curations this week: a former Satanist from Iowa who can't say "pumpkin," a Siamese-twin crooner singing his heart out in a pharmacy, a sad old man with Bela Lugosi eyebrows, and a barefoot candy rapper. Along the way, Horrible or Hilarious makes a brief return, Jason Priestley's under-eyes inspire a blepharoplasty pitch, and the crew shops for a Taser to use on Tanner.

Then it gets philosophical: Is self-love a satanic virtue? Can an acorn be a message from God? Should we all reject the Pumpkin Lord? Plus: furry etiquette and Duncan's fursona, an S&M session in a Courtyard Marriott conference room, lip filler that looks like a prolapse, the Kardashian "plague look," Mother Kali, Austin's living statue, and a deep dive into M. Night Shyamalan's YouTube channel, his 800 Blu-rays and his suspiciously nice comment section. Enjoy!

Also Christina, we found that guys Instagram handle: https://www.instagram.com/raja_kumar_121/

Your Mom’s House Ep. 880

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:20 - Stepdad Duncan Quit Smoking & Cooking Down K
00:13:12 - Opening Clip: "Wake Up, My Honey Bunny"
00:18:03 - YMH Merch, Sweatshop Notes, & The October Lipstick Bundle
00:21:41 - Duncan's Curations: The Pumpkin Satanist From Iowa
00:34:39 - The Barefoot Candy Rapper
00:39:51 - Horrible Or Hilarious, Menopause Demons & Jason Priestley's Eyelids
00:46:48 - The Taser Barber, Tasing Tanner, & Breakfast Martinis
00:52:33 - Christina's Curations: Furry Domination & Duncan's Fursona
00:58:57 - Tour Plugs, New Orleans Absinthe, & The Loneliest Man On TikTok
01:04:15 - Is Self-Love A Satanic Virtue?
01:08:41 - Idolatry, An Acorn From God, & Rejecting The Pumpkin Lord
01:22:02 - Courtyard Marriott S&M, The Backrooms, & Billie Eilish
01:26:06 - Prolapse Lips, Kardashians, & The Plague Look
01:35:02 - Austin's Coolest Singer & M. Night Shyamalan's 800 Blu-Rays
01:43:13 - M. Night's YouTube Channel & His Curated Comment Section
01:50:55 - Staring Guy & "Tease Daddy" Tony, & Wrap
01:54:13 - Closing Song - "Just Glassin' Hot Mix" by Mitchel Davis

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Sup, chomos! Christina holds down the Mommy Dome this week with fellow San Fernando Valley girl Sara Weinshenk, and the two have officially traded lives: Christina's the single mom now, and Sara is three years into dating a single dad with two little boys and packing up for Austin. They kick off the hot-tip swap with an Opening Clip of Cardi B laying down the law on never pooping at a new man's house, which spirals into emergency dumps at Taco Bell, a guy in the room who takes 20-second shits with no phone, and whether breaking the fart seal is the real romance killer.

From there it's mommy juice, Prozac princesses, the all-girls Catholic high school they both went to, exchange day at the boys' school, and Sara confesses to $200 of abundance candles, psychic Zooms, and moon manifesting in Topanga, and the two agree that playing it cold is the only way to date.

Plus: celebrity news with Sandy B, M. Night Shyamalan's new YouTube channel where he flips through his leather-bound journal ("I had to fire a 13-year-old today") and reads his one-line 9/11 entry, a dental floss chili dog in a thermos, vending-machine chimichangas, Texas school shanks, a man who kisses his birds goodnight, and a couple who keeps monkeys in diapers, a buffalo, and a capybara.

Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 879

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:37 - Opening Clip: Cardi B's Dating Rules
00:14:29 - The No-Pooping Rule & Taco Bell Emergencies
00:21:10 - Breaking The Fart Seal & Single Dads Who Cook
00:25:58 - Playing It Cold & The Parking Lot Pisser
00:31:01 - Heartbroken White Women & The Witch Doctor Store
00:37:50 - Sandy B & M. Night Shyamalan's YouTube Diary
00:50:20 - Christina's Curations
00:56:16 - Smash Or Pass & Moving To Texas
01:03:28 - Bird Kissers, Malibu Pigs, & Monkeys In Diapers
01:10:11 - Fake Shower Couples, Male Model Boyfriends, & Wrap
01:13:49 - Closing Song - "Cool Girl Club" by Versace Kolache

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Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with H. Foley and Kevin Ryan of Are You Garbage, and the boys show up ready to smoke indoors. Christina gives a full status report on the divorce diet, back on heaters after twenty years, white wine in the pool, sparkling rosé on weekends, one thin-crust Domino's Supreme a day, then demands to know if she's still the reigning Garbage Queen or if Jordan Jensen has taken the belt.
From there: the locked drawer of Marlboro Lights with American Spirits on backup, the $228 Walmart pool that ruined a surgeon's view, whether a bedroom water cooler and coffee machine makes you Winston Churchill or a dirtbag, nugget supremacy, wasting good cheese on a burger, the correct way to bag groceries (eggs on the bottom, they build a perfect base), pickling every vegetable in the house, and Christina's $100,000 cat paintings, including a portrait of naked Tom Segura wrestling a bear.
Then a full watch-along of M. Night Shyamalan's brand-new YouTube channel, where a man with thirty years of movies takes "a risk" by sitting on a bench next to a tree he planted for his dead dad. This leads directly into kids having taser fights under a bridge, Jackass, Johnny Knoxville, and why nobody in Hollywood ever tells anyone their idea sucks.
TikTok Curations: the watermelon puncher, the outfit-of-the-day pervert, the man who cracks walnuts with his fingertips, and a kid crawling under a bathroom stall while a man is actively taking a shit. Plus: the Zac Efron DM remains unanswered, the Batwing, burping the alphabet until you puke, Kevin's $200,000 Hawaii cliffside wedding with a ten-minute set in the vows, and the correct way to reheat a slice.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 878

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:12 - The Are You Garbage Boys Tackle The Divorce Diet
00:08:38 - Is Christina Still The Reigning Garbage Queen?
00:15:05 - Opening Clip: Nuggets You've Never Heard Of
00:16:43 - Walmart Above-Ground Pool
00:19:11 - Nugget Rankings & Wasting Good Cheese
00:22:40 - Randall's Takes & Pickling Everything
00:27:08 - M. Night Shyamalan's Cool YouTube Channel
00:34:08 - Taser Fights Under The Bridge
00:36:46 - Jackass, Co-Parenting, & Heater Hypnotist
00:44:09 - Christina's TikTok Curations
00:48:34 - DM-ing Zac Efron & Naked Bear Art
00:54:05 - Back To The Toks
01:03:55 - Pizza Hack
01:06:49 - Indian Content Corner
01:08:49 - Wrap Up
01:09:59 - Closing Song - "I'm Taking a Shit Homie" by Ramsay McQueen

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Mom's back! This week, Christina's holding down the Mommy Dome with your fav stepdad Duncan Trussell, and she opens with a status report: off the Domino's, back on vegetables and hydroponic lettuce, cat art again. Duncan informs her she's accidentally enlisted in the war against hedonism, and they go straight into the void, plant medicine vs. getting fucked up for fun, starting a spiritual practice as an act of aggression against yourself, and Duncan's three theories of what happens when you die, including the one that terrifies him most: blinking into a stranger's midlife as a cab driver in New York, forever. They also pull up the Heaven's Gate doc and rank it the most disappointing cult in history, and Duncan mounts a full defense of the stability of all men.

Christine's got some wild curations including a man harvesting tree bark with his teeth, a Lake Tahoe hippie who trades meditation classes for a room, a guy who wants $100 and your car for his DMV test, and a woman who is furious that you think her rabbit is Winnie the Pooh. Then Christina admits she met Zac Efron in the Mothership green room, Duncan diagnoses the only viable strategy, and she composes and sends him a message live on the show. Plus: an AI girlfriend for a man with dementia, whacking material in Airplane!, the dead panther chameleon and the $400 robot duck replacing him, which animal Christina's face actually is, a Hungarian guy to screen her calls, why no man is meeting her kids until they're 18, and a waxing video that takes the mustache with it.

Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 877

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:40 - The War On Hedonism

00:06:04 - Self-Help & AI Girlfriends

00:17:54 - Opening Clip: Get Ahold Of Me, Please

00:22:48 - Three Theories Of What Happens When You Die

00:28:30 - Heaven's Gate: The Most Disappointing Cult

00:35:33 - Duncan Defends All Men & The Gym Guy Conspiracy

00:41:52 - Garden Hermits

00:44:32 - Horny For News Anchors

00:49:32 - Christina Messages Zac Efron

00:55:20 - Eating Dicks In London & Page Six

01:05:53 - Christina's Curations

01:09:33 - Cool Robot Duck

01:14:25 - More TikToks

01:23:33 - Wrap Up

01:24:49 - Closing Song - "Fartin" by Terry Nova

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Tom's holding down the Mommy Dome this week with comedian Caitlin Peluffo, fresh off the Funny AF finals and out on the road with a brand new hour. She explains why a comedy competition full of fifteen-year veterans hit harder than any late night set, why stand up is infinitely harder than making a movie, and how the whole thing got her out of debt.

Then Tom finds out she's single and decides to fix it, spending the rest of the episode presenting her with some eligible bachelors pulled straight from the cool guy pile: a man doing bathroom talk about Pepsi, a suitor who will beat up anyone who interrupts a conversation with a laptop, a Vancouver man out of smokes, an apple pie enthusiast, a flat earther explaining how GPS works, and a devoted gentleman leaving Julia good morning voicemails. Along the way Caitlin admits she bit a wart off her own finger, Tom delivers a passionate PSA about going into credit card debt for teeth and getting your skin tags removed for the rest of us, and the two of them dissect M. Night Shyamalan's cringe YouTube launch on his sad little bench and how it's not that dissimilar from the all-time original, Garth Brooks joining Facebook.

Plus: Horrible or Hilarious with an old man scooting into a pool, a lightning strike survivor apologizing on a stranger's porch, and an arm snapping in a pub. We also get a long overdue cool guy update on Tony Johns, who is making history from the Cayuga County jailhouse. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 876

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:15 - Caitlin Peluffo Killed At The Funny AF Finals

00:08:56 - Opening Clip: Why Do You Feel Better On A Friday?

00:14:46 - Go Into Debt For Teeth & A Skin Tag PSA

00:21:41 - Wild Girls: The Double Felony Hit And Run

00:27:24 - More Cool Suitors

00:31:43 - Bengals, 49ers & Josh Allen's Wholesome Smile

00:35:36 - M. Night Shyamalan Joins YouTube

00:43:47 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:55:53 - Horse On Desk & GPS Guy

00:59:39 - Oh I'll Make Ya Come

01:01:36 - Looking For Girls

01:02:35 - Unk Shine

01:04:52 - Good Morning Julia

01:07:18 - A Message From Tony Johns

01:10:24 - Caitlin Picks A Suitor

01:14:24 - Wrap Up

01:15:09 - Closing Song - "Good Morning Julia" by Gaping Dad

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Tom is off this week, so Christina is joined by the one and only Ian Fidance, host of Ian Do on YouTube, on the road every week for the rest of the year, tickets at https://IanFidance.com. Ian arrives with flowers and a full divorce care package to usher Christina into the dating world, which leads to a conversation about the sleazebag starter kit he should be selling on tour, the darts she's allowed to rip now, and the gout-into-kidney-stones saga that put Ian on a Montreal hotel floor an hour before a taping.

Then it's clip time: the horny cowboy is back with tips nobody asked for, a long-overdue update on Tony Johns and his homeless era, the whistling man who has genuinely figured out life, and a piss gadget that raises real questions. Ian pitches the only logical next step, move every cool guy into one house, with Christina as the RA handing out chores and taking away privileges.

Also: a spy explains how important mouth stuff is in espionage, Christina finds out what dating requires in 2026 versus 2005, the suitor hotline delivers three voicemails and one very promising mechanic named Chris, Ian gets choke slammed at AEW, and a QVC host says something beautiful without realizing it. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 875

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00:02:01 - The Divorce Care Package
00:04:41 - Ian's Gout Turned Into Kidney Stones
00:07:54 - Opening Clip: The Horny Cowboy Rides Again
00:15:08 - Tony Johns Update
00:21:37 - Ralph The Whistler Update
00:26:25 - Clip: Pissing Gadget
00:27:01 - The YMH Cool Guy House
00:30:51 - Clip: Russian Spy Tips
00:36:30 - The Horny Hotline
00:43:32 - Ian Do
00:44:31 - TikToks
00:49:35 - Wrap Up

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This week, Tom is joined by the property owner himself, Yannis Pappas, whose special Property Owner is on YouTube now and new episodes of History Hyenas with Chrissy D out every week. They open on the underrated power of a compliment from a Philadelphia homeless man, the tier list of who compliments best, and why "you're taller than I thought" both feels great and is a little insulting.

From there it's El Chapo's vitamins and the corpses he lined his driveway with, Vlad the Impaler's welcome mat, which comic could start a cult, the CIA-adjacent Manson doc that Tom actually buys, the man who survived Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and a lone plane crash survivor who walked out of the fireball scrolling his phone. Plus RFK Jr.'s gag reflex, the bear he dumped in Central Park after a long day of falcon hunting, and whether autism is just humans upgrading for the AI age.

Things get real when the guys compare notes on their dads one a Korean War lieutenant who said you can't pin a medal on a dead guy, and the other a Vietnam lieutenant who figured out at 72 that the war might have affected him. Then Tom introduces Yannis to the great Pastor Manning of Harlem, and the man goes off on jobs, doo doo, Doctor King, Jay-Z, Fat Joe, and one lesbo jihadist wife, and mayor with a free bus ride plan. Also: Kanye's catchiest work, some horrible or hilarious clips, street dentistry in India, and a free commercial for ATX Hood Driver. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 874

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:24 - Yannis Pappas Gets Complimented By The Homeless
00:09:31 - Which Comic Could Start A Cult?
00:16:55 - The Man Who Survived Hiroshima AND Nagasaki
00:21:44 - Opening Clip: Move With Urgency
00:27:35 - RFK Jr. The Throat Goat
00:30:48 - Our Dads Came Home From War Different
00:38:34 - Yannis Meets Pastor Manning Of Harlem
00:49:16 - Mamdani's Free Bus Rides
00:53:52 - Kanye's Hitler Song Was Kind Of A Banger
00:57:06 - Bad Thoughts
01:03:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:15:03 - Terror Screams vs. Pain Screams
01:16:38 - ATX Driver
01:17:58 - Closing Song - "Moose Soup" by R Patttz

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This week, Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with one of your new stepdads, Joe DeRosa, whose Netflix special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden is streaming now! They open with a man who hand-washes his underwear and dries it in the microwave, which spirals into a briefs vs. boxers debate, Joe's 24-hour road-clothing system, and Christina's divorce-year regimen: ripping darts, Florida-style white wine, thin crust Domino's every day, and depression-eating full KFC family buckets while Joe defends the biscuits.

Joe also answers for his viral Madonna rant, and the two get into how stars should age gracefully, Phil Collins' office chair, Axl Rose's throne, Iggy Pop climbing out of a coffin at Coachella, Catherine Deneuve, Cyndi Lauper, and the de-aged Robert De Niro kicking scene in The Irishman.

Then the real business: finding Christina a new man. The candidates include an asexual lawyer running for California Secretary of State, inmates filming prison dating videos, and the brand-new horny hotline, where suitors like Terry, the cat guy, depressed Justin from Pennsylvania, and front-runner John the Poet make their case. Christina also opens her DMs to review the avalanche of offers that followed her TMZ announcement. Plus teeth-fixing barters, a long tongue in menacing red light, Big Al's pool sandwiches, and one well-manicured goodnight guy who restores their faith in humanity. Plus: Kevin Smith universe friendships, You've Got Mail vs. Sleepless in Seattle, High Fidelity and record store dreams, and Joe's rules for approaching the freshly divorced. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 873

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:49 - Opening Clip: Microwave Underwear Guy
00:17:16 - Weed, Daily Domino's & Sadboi KFC
00:23:26 - Carb Fights & The New Mexico Chipotle Story
00:29:43 - Madonna, Phil Collins, Iggy Pop, & De-Aging
00:39:12 - Danny Elfman, Linda Perry & Joe's Sitcom Cut Story
00:42:48 - The Asexual Attorney
00:48:40 - Gamer vs. Silly Gamer Clip
00:50:24 - Prison Suitors: Inmate Dating Videos
00:58:22 - The Horny Hotline: Courting Christina
01:04:18 - High Fidelity, You've Got Mail & Record Stores Joe Dreams About
01:15:06 - John The Poet
01:17:12 - What Actually Matters In A Partner According To Joe DeRosa
01:30:02 - More Hotline Calls
01:32:51 - Christina Opens Her DMs
01:44:32 - Christina's TikTok Curations
01:53:51 - Wrap Up

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Well, Tom is back in the Mommy Dome for the first time since the news, and longtime friend Ryan Sickler is in the chair with him. Tom addresses the divorce head-on: why he and Christina have been recording separately for months, getting the TMZ call, and why nobody "made" Christina go first. He also opens up about the state of his DMs, which include a kindergarten teacher looking to "help each other out" and Ryan's own mother, who, Ryan promises, means Tom can get dicked down in Delaware any time.

Tom then opens the show with a dude declaring that anyone who doesn't drink their coffee black is gay, which sends Tom and Ryan into the world of men fighting the internet: a guy debunking AI edits of himself kissing dudes, Daddy Lalogon begging TikTok to stop calling him daddy, and Pastor Manning back at the pulpit with a fresh "get a job" sermon (plus the Suede remix) while the guys debate how many people are actually in that church.

Tom also pitches Ryan on the next dads-and-kids trip: a family resort in the Philippines where the giant Hulk statue's fully detailed dick doubles as a pool fountain, and the owner cannot stop posting slow-tilt reveals of it. Tom develops a whole theory about the man's artistic vision and wants to send a YMH field team to get more details. They also spiral into junkyard Instagram where a guy solving car problems with half-sticks of dynamite and another launching full propane tanks out of a cannon. Plus some horrible or hilarious clips and a debate about Catholicism for the ages. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 872

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:19 - Tom Addresses The Divorce
00:11:04 - Opening Clip: Milk In Your Coffee
00:17:06 - Not Gay It's AI
00:23:18 - Sickler Meets Pastor Manning
00:35:37 - Summer Trip & Guys Blowing Shit Up Online
00:47:30 - The Hulk Is Packing
01:00:19 - Clip: Relapse Blame
01:01:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:07:50 - Battle With Catholicism
01:16:10 - Crashing Zoom Meetings
01:19:41 - Ryan Sickler's Special
01:22:15 - Closing Song - "Daddy Lalogon" by Stoner Stag

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