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Tom's holding down the Mommy Dome this week with comedian Caitlin Peluffo, fresh off the Funny AF finals and out on the road with a brand new hour. She explains why a comedy competition full of fifteen-year veterans hit harder than any late night set, why stand up is infinitely harder than making a movie, and how the whole thing got her out of debt.

Then Tom finds out she's single and decides to fix it, spending the rest of the episode presenting her with some eligible bachelors pulled straight from the cool guy pile: a man doing bathroom talk about Pepsi, a suitor who will beat up anyone who interrupts a conversation with a laptop, a Vancouver man out of smokes, an apple pie enthusiast, a flat earther explaining how GPS works, and a devoted gentleman leaving Julia good morning voicemails. Along the way Caitlin admits she bit a wart off her own finger, Tom delivers a passionate PSA about going into credit card debt for teeth and getting your skin tags removed for the rest of us, and the two of them dissect M. Night Shyamalan's cringe YouTube launch on his sad little bench and how it's not that dissimilar from the all-time original, Garth Brooks joining Facebook.

Plus: Horrible or Hilarious with an old man scooting into a pool, a lightning strike survivor apologizing on a stranger's porch, and an arm snapping in a pub. We also get a long overdue cool guy update on Tony Johns, who is making history from the Cayuga County jailhouse. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 876

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:15 - Caitlin Peluffo Killed At The Funny AF Finals

00:08:56 - Opening Clip: Why Do You Feel Better On A Friday?

00:14:46 - Go Into Debt For Teeth & A Skin Tag PSA

00:21:41 - Wild Girls: The Double Felony Hit And Run

00:27:24 - More Cool Suitors

00:31:43 - Bengals, 49ers & Josh Allen's Wholesome Smile

00:35:36 - M. Night Shyamalan Joins YouTube

00:43:47 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:55:53 - Horse On Desk & GPS Guy

00:59:39 - Oh I'll Make Ya Come

01:01:36 - Looking For Girls

01:02:35 - Unk Shine

01:04:52 - Good Morning Julia

01:07:18 - A Message From Tony Johns

01:10:24 - Caitlin Picks A Suitor

01:14:24 - Wrap Up

01:15:09 - Closing Song - "Good Morning Julia" by Gaping Dad

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Tom is off this week, so Christina is joined by the one and only Ian Fidance, host of Ian Do on YouTube, on the road every week for the rest of the year, tickets at https://IanFidance.com. Ian arrives with flowers and a full divorce care package to usher Christina into the dating world, which leads to a conversation about the sleazebag starter kit he should be selling on tour, the darts she's allowed to rip now, and the gout-into-kidney-stones saga that put Ian on a Montreal hotel floor an hour before a taping.

Then it's clip time: the horny cowboy is back with tips nobody asked for, a long-overdue update on Tony Johns and his homeless era, the whistling man who has genuinely figured out life, and a piss gadget that raises real questions. Ian pitches the only logical next step, move every cool guy into one house, with Christina as the RA handing out chores and taking away privileges.

Also: a spy explains how important mouth stuff is in espionage, Christina finds out what dating requires in 2026 versus 2005, the suitor hotline delivers three voicemails and one very promising mechanic named Chris, Ian gets choke slammed at AEW, and a QVC host says something beautiful without realizing it. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 875

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00:02:01 - The Divorce Care Package
00:04:41 - Ian's Gout Turned Into Kidney Stones
00:07:54 - Opening Clip: The Horny Cowboy Rides Again
00:15:08 - Tony Johns Update
00:21:37 - Ralph The Whistler Update
00:26:25 - Clip: Pissing Gadget
00:27:01 - The YMH Cool Guy House
00:30:51 - Clip: Russian Spy Tips
00:36:30 - The Horny Hotline
00:43:32 - Ian Do
00:44:31 - TikToks
00:49:35 - Wrap Up

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This week, Tom is joined by the property owner himself, Yannis Pappas, whose special Property Owner is on YouTube now and new episodes of History Hyenas with Chrissy D out every week. They open on the underrated power of a compliment from a Philadelphia homeless man, the tier list of who compliments best, and why "you're taller than I thought" both feels great and is a little insulting.

From there it's El Chapo's vitamins and the corpses he lined his driveway with, Vlad the Impaler's welcome mat, which comic could start a cult, the CIA-adjacent Manson doc that Tom actually buys, the man who survived Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and a lone plane crash survivor who walked out of the fireball scrolling his phone. Plus RFK Jr.'s gag reflex, the bear he dumped in Central Park after a long day of falcon hunting, and whether autism is just humans upgrading for the AI age.

Things get real when the guys compare notes on their dads one a Korean War lieutenant who said you can't pin a medal on a dead guy, and the other a Vietnam lieutenant who figured out at 72 that the war might have affected him. Then Tom introduces Yannis to the great Pastor Manning of Harlem, and the man goes off on jobs, doo doo, Doctor King, Jay-Z, Fat Joe, and one lesbo jihadist wife, and mayor with a free bus ride plan. Also: Kanye's catchiest work, some horrible or hilarious clips, street dentistry in India, and a free commercial for ATX Hood Driver. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 874

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:24 - Yannis Pappas Gets Complimented By The Homeless
00:09:31 - Which Comic Could Start A Cult?
00:16:55 - The Man Who Survived Hiroshima AND Nagasaki
00:21:44 - Opening Clip: Move With Urgency
00:27:35 - RFK Jr. The Throat Goat
00:30:48 - Our Dads Came Home From War Different
00:38:34 - Yannis Meets Pastor Manning Of Harlem
00:49:16 - Mamdani's Free Bus Rides
00:53:52 - Kanye's Hitler Song Was Kind Of A Banger
00:57:06 - Bad Thoughts
01:03:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:15:03 - Terror Screams vs. Pain Screams
01:16:38 - ATX Driver
01:17:58 - Closing Song - "Moose Soup" by R Patttz

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This week, Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with one of your new stepdads, Joe DeRosa, whose Netflix special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden is streaming now! They open with a man who hand-washes his underwear and dries it in the microwave, which spirals into a briefs vs. boxers debate, Joe's 24-hour road-clothing system, and Christina's divorce-year regimen: ripping darts, Florida-style white wine, thin crust Domino's every day, and depression-eating full KFC family buckets while Joe defends the biscuits.

Joe also answers for his viral Madonna rant, and the two get into how stars should age gracefully, Phil Collins' office chair, Axl Rose's throne, Iggy Pop climbing out of a coffin at Coachella, Catherine Deneuve, Cyndi Lauper, and the de-aged Robert De Niro kicking scene in The Irishman.

Then the real business: finding Christina a new man. The candidates include an asexual lawyer running for California Secretary of State, inmates filming prison dating videos, and the brand-new horny hotline, where suitors like Terry, the cat guy, depressed Justin from Pennsylvania, and front-runner John the Poet make their case. Christina also opens her DMs to review the avalanche of offers that followed her TMZ announcement. Plus teeth-fixing barters, a long tongue in menacing red light, Big Al's pool sandwiches, and one well-manicured goodnight guy who restores their faith in humanity. Plus: Kevin Smith universe friendships, You've Got Mail vs. Sleepless in Seattle, High Fidelity and record store dreams, and Joe's rules for approaching the freshly divorced. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 873

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:49 - Opening Clip: Microwave Underwear Guy
00:17:16 - Weed, Daily Domino's & Sadboi KFC
00:23:26 - Carb Fights & The New Mexico Chipotle Story
00:29:43 - Madonna, Phil Collins, Iggy Pop, & De-Aging
00:39:12 - Danny Elfman, Linda Perry & Joe's Sitcom Cut Story
00:42:48 - The Asexual Attorney
00:48:40 - Gamer vs. Silly Gamer Clip
00:50:24 - Prison Suitors: Inmate Dating Videos
00:58:22 - The Horny Hotline: Courting Christina
01:04:18 - High Fidelity, You've Got Mail & Record Stores Joe Dreams About
01:15:06 - John The Poet
01:17:12 - What Actually Matters In A Partner According To Joe DeRosa
01:30:02 - More Hotline Calls
01:32:51 - Christina Opens Her DMs
01:44:32 - Christina's TikTok Curations
01:53:51 - Wrap Up

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Well, Tom is back in the Mommy Dome for the first time since the news, and longtime friend Ryan Sickler is in the chair with him. Tom addresses the divorce head-on: why he and Christina have been recording separately for months, getting the TMZ call, and why nobody "made" Christina go first. He also opens up about the state of his DMs, which include a kindergarten teacher looking to "help each other out" and Ryan's own mother, who, Ryan promises, means Tom can get dicked down in Delaware any time.

Tom then opens the show with a dude declaring that anyone who doesn't drink their coffee black is gay, which sends Tom and Ryan into the world of men fighting the internet: a guy debunking AI edits of himself kissing dudes, Daddy Lalogon begging TikTok to stop calling him daddy, and Pastor Manning back at the pulpit with a fresh "get a job" sermon (plus the Suede remix) while the guys debate how many people are actually in that church.

Tom also pitches Ryan on the next dads-and-kids trip: a family resort in the Philippines where the giant Hulk statue's fully detailed dick doubles as a pool fountain, and the owner cannot stop posting slow-tilt reveals of it. Tom develops a whole theory about the man's artistic vision and wants to send a YMH field team to get more details. They also spiral into junkyard Instagram where a guy solving car problems with half-sticks of dynamite and another launching full propane tanks out of a cannon. Plus some horrible or hilarious clips and a debate about Catholicism for the ages. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 872

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:19 - Tom Addresses The Divorce
00:11:04 - Opening Clip: Milk In Your Coffee
00:17:06 - Not Gay It's AI
00:23:18 - Sickler Meets Pastor Manning
00:35:37 - Summer Trip & Guys Blowing Shit Up Online
00:47:30 - The Hulk Is Packing
01:00:19 - Clip: Relapse Blame
01:01:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:07:50 - Battle With Catholicism
01:16:10 - Crashing Zoom Meetings
01:19:41 - Ryan Sickler's Special
01:22:15 - Closing Song - "Daddy Lalogon" by Stoner Stag

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I want to talk about divorce. Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with Duncan Trussell for the heaviest episode in show history, the divorce episode. Christina addresses it head-on: yes, she and Tom are divorcing after 20 years, no, you don't need to pick teams, and yes, Mommy is ripping darts, drinking wine, and surviving on one Domino's thin crust a day. From there she and Duncan spiral through cancer, TMZ breaking the story while she was in a London pub with Ari Shaffir, and Duncan's own jaw-dropping family divorce story involving a priest and a jammed shotgun.

Then they unpack the International Dick Alert and open some DMs: the guy sending "hey" with one extra Y each time, a Puerto Rican gentleman with a generous offer, the PetSmart employee confusing ferrets and flashlights, aquarium romantic Yung Tang Tang, a Brit promising to beat her vaginal fluid into firm egg whites, and a poly couple charging a $250,000 application fee. A suitor hotline is also officially in the works.

They also hit Burning Man hygiene, spray tan confessions, and a trip down memory lane through an 80s divorce boom including latchkey summers, dads' apartment complexes, frozen hot dogs, dancing with sailors at the Beef and Barrel, and the porn tapes that raised them. Too late for you, too late for the lamb.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 871

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Emotional Intro
00:04:55 - Opening Clip: Bobby Lee Swoops In
00:13:52 - The TMZ International Dick Alert
00:19:31 - The Shadow Of Divorce Trauma
00:30:05 - Duncan's Parents, the Priest & the Shotgun
00:42:38 - What's Real: Grief, Friends & Love
00:59:07 - Single Gal Questions, Horny Hotline, & Reading DM's
01:15:48 - Pet Smart Ferret Guy & More Suitors
01:39:06 - Christina's Curations
02:03:10 - Self Pleasure In Spray Tan Booth
02:07:11 - Old School Porn At Dad's Place
02:17:57 - Latchkey Kids
02:27:37 - Trauma Bonding
02:33:51 - Final Thoughts

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Sup, chomos! Tom Segura welcomes the shaman himself, Matt McCusker of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast back to the Mommy Dome.

Tom opens the show with a clip of a man getting pepper sprayed off a plane sends them down a rabbit hole of taser videos, body cam channels, and sovereign citizens. Matt reveals his wife spent five years as a Philly cop, pulling her gun by week three, and Tom recalls his LAPD ride-along with an officer who answered "which time?" when asked if he'd ever fired his weapon. From there: Anthony Weiner debating his way out of a 3-on-1, why psychology is a fake science, the news that oysters are alive when you eat them, and how the World Cup is really America saying "you're welcome."

Plus: a grizzly eats a black bear, a man sexually attracted to forests, a Horrible or Hilarious pool fall for the ages, and Matt's dad discovering Buc-ee's. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 870

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:55 - Opening Clip: You're Gonna Get Sprayed

00:04:55 - Tasers, Body Cams & Sovereign Citizens

00:08:52 - Matt's Wife Was Philly PD

00:14:33 - The Ride-Along Cop Who Killed Four People

00:18:27 - Taser Clips

00:24:19 - Trolling Telemarketers

00:30:51 - Pastor Manning

00:37:04 - Elite Debaters & Anthony Weiner

00:45:31 - Clip: Sexually Attracted To Forrests

00:47:11 - Animal Violence

00:51:54 - Welcome To USA

00:56:22 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:05:26 - World Cup

01:12:21 - Closing Song - "Cool Guy Megamix" by Fart Simpson

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Sup, chomos! This week, Tom Segura holds down the Mommy Dome with Steph Tolev, host of Steph Infection, produced right here at YMH Studios, and the proud owner of a brand new American citizenship.

They open with a man being lowered off a New York City bus screaming "fuck your family," which spirals into roid-rage belchers on airplanes and a "NOT GUILTY!" TikTok attorney whose very satisfied client was charged with luring a minor into his vehicle. Then a listener letter from a self-described 30-year slut recounts the guys' card night that went airtight, and Tom and Steph break down the hygiene logistics nobody at that poker table considered. From there, Tom explains how a chance run-in with his old helicopter instructor ended his flying lessons for good, and Steph talks about her white fuzzy dog, and her daily walking schedule. Along the way they get into Pastor Manning's problem with blacks, a Thailand massage confession, plus Tom and Steph's combined résumé of ugly castings: Steph booking Skittles' "Ugly Princess," not fitting into the Spanx at a Bud Light fitting, and Tom's thumbs landing a Sony commercial. Plus: a homeless man shoots his shot, a man with a solid wall of 45 identical teeth, Steph's fiancé Jefferson shits the couch, the Tickle Monster nearly gets an old man killed, and Bulgaria fails to qualify for the World Cup. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 869

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:00 - 2 Bears 5K, Blowjob Knees, & Big Noses

00:09:25 - Opening Clip: Disabled Traffic Jam

00:13:16 - Not Guilty! The Pervert's Attorney

00:18:39 - Airtight Poker Night

00:23:37 - Helicopter Crashes

00:32:14 - Pastor Manning

00:37:04 - Spa & Casting Stories

00:45:58 - Kinky Unc

00:50:21 - Great Wall Of Teeth

00:53:26 - Elevator Fart Prank

00:55:54 - Sabertooth Singles & Monster Mouth

01:00:49 - Public Pranks

01:07:39 - Closing Song - "Planes Trains and Dad Boners" by Jayzeus

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On this week's episode, Main Mommy Christina P holds down the fart with stand-up comic Dave Landau. He's the perfect co-captain to match our dark and twisted-ness, starting with a shared love of David Lynch. After a brief interruption of a staff member (male) in short shorts, Dave recounts his trippy days totaling in approx. 400 hits. Kids these days will never understand. Christina introduces Dave to some Cool Guys and Gals including, but not limited to, a CPAP monster, a pirate, and a guy that looks eerily similar to Robin Williams in Toys. Wrapping up the episode with Christina's TikTok Curations, Dave and Christina take a few detours into closeted celebrities (shout out George Michael) and hidden toilet cams.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 868

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:16 - Short Shorts

00:09:48 - Opening Clip

00:15:42 - Trippy Dave

00:27:15 - Kids These Days are Screwed

00:34:51 - CPAP

00:42:04 - Pazsitzky Effects

00:45:29 - Closeted Celebs

00:55:31 - Christina's Curations

01:06:09 - Worst Cigs

01:14:08 - Hidden Toilet Cams

01:22:27 - Closing Song: Cool Girls Club By Versace Kolache

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What's up there, chomos! Tom's out. Christina P is holding down the Mommy Dome with Ryan Long, Canadian sketch comedian, content creator, and a man who recently received a cease and desist from a testosterone clinic over a joke photo.

Ryan opens talking acting and shares one of his sketch videos, Doyle the OnlyFans pimp who thought he'd be living the life and spends 90% of his day rating strangers' dicks. They also open the show with Alec Baldwin fully losing his mind at over a missing bag in a video that feels like a parody.

From there: Ontario passed a law allowing all women to go topless in public, the tits you actually see at the nude beach are not the ones you pictured, and Austin has a shirtless jogging epidemic with zero enforcement of chest hair standards. Plus, a cool gal accepting boyfriend applications on TikTok and Christina and Ryan do their civic duty to find her a man. They also review Cowboys for Angels, a straight male gigolo site that Ryan correctly points out uses completely gender-neutral language.

Then a Tulum trip story ends with Christina inserting off-brand suppositories into her hotel mini fridge so they'd stop melting before she could use them, and the cleaning staff tidied the wrappers and put them in a glass jar. She would like you to know they were unused.

Finally, Christina's TikTok Curations: a weather reporter who unexpectedly quotes Edgar Allan Poe, a body percussionist who is simply not ready, a man posting his phone number who specifically says not to ask for money, a woman who attempts parkour and lands on her face then immediately says "I'm fine," and a leg hair identity video. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 867

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:37 - Opening Clip: Alec Baldwin

00:14:53 - OnlyFans Sketch

00:17:36 - Canadian White Trash

00:28:57 - Lets Help Jenny

00:39:31 - Love for Hire

00:44:21 - Swingers Resorts

00:54:30 - Hairy Canadian Woman

00:59:32 - Christina's Curations

01:11:53 - Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold

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Sup, chomos! This week, Caleb Hammer, host of Financial Audit joins the Mommy Dome to talk money, mayhem, and the chaos of his own show. Caleb grew up broke and clawed his way out of massive debt, all while interviewing some of the internet's most financially unhinged people on Financial Audit.

The conversation covers the actual hard math behind why most Americans can't survive an $800 rent payment, the case for buying a house even when renting is cheaper, and how nearly 40 states now require a personal finance class in high school, which means "nobody told me" will officially stop working as an excuse. Caleb also breaks down the wildest things his guests have said on camera, including unprompted racism, casual tax evasion confessions, and one woman who's never filed a return in her life with zero consequences.

They also run through Horrible or Hilarious clips, debate whether financial domination clients just need to "drop the N-word" more, and dive deep into Mike Fedele, the only tax man offering both IRS advice and detailed sexual positioning tips in the same breath. Caleb also opens up about a serious flying phobia that led him to charter a tiny private jet just to feel in control, and gets talked into a future helicopter ride by Tom. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 866

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:26 - Delusions, Maxed Credit Cards, & Decades of Debt

00:05:14 - Building Financial Audit From Scratch

00:17:28 - Opening Clip: Hey Retard

00:18:53 - The "Blackie" Cruise Couple & Hard R Drops

00:27:35 - YMH Staff Financial Questions & Confessions

00:34:16 - 50/30/20 Budgeting, Diverse Portfolios, & Success Stories

00:41:37 - Mike The Tax Guy

00:46:37 - Cool Sales Pitches

00:47:58 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:50:17 - General Advice & Fear Of Flying

00:56:26 - Clip: Leaky Rump

00:57:32 - Clip: Fancy Chef Wants To Meet The Mayor

00:59:11 - Austin Property Taxes & Niagara Falls

01:03:51 - More YMH Staff Confessions

01:08:41 - Food Stamps, Roommates & The Best Head Debate

01:15:51 - Closing Song - "Brass Tax" by The Onibaka

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