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This week, Tom is still out of the Mommy Dome, so Christina P takes the wheel with comedian Kurt Metzger riding shotgun!

Mommy and the Mystery Boy share an update on Monica Mares and Caleb Patterson aka the "just like the gays" mother-son couple who fell in love in 2016. Spoiler alert: they ain't doing great! Plus, Brigitte Macron is definitely a man, the Rothschilds marry cousins to protect their Atlantean bloodline, Oprah is a piece of shit, Stedman is probably dead, and we get a full MJ deep dive covering Emmanuel Lewis as his Grammy date and what the new Netflix doc won't say. Kurt also talks his Jehovah's Witness upbringing and finding porn in the woods as a boy.

Christine also shares some tiktoks featuring a bong-smoking Minnesota governor candidate who cries in the sun, a odd looking kid talks Fun Day, a food influencer eats out Budapest, some Filipino cave diver who disappear for way too long, and a salon that only does one haircut.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 864

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:28 - Where's Tim?

00:07:17 - Opening Clip: Mr. Goodbar

00:08:54 - Incest Couple Update

00:21:18 - Truck Driving School

00:23:16 - Favorite Conspiracy

00:26:38 - Speaking Of Pdf Files

00:37:38 - The New Minnesota Governor

00:44:14 - Fun Day

00:45:51 - Horny Pool Guy

00:48:27 - Get Over It Jennifer

00:50:53 - Put Your Dick In A Fan

00:54:51 - Used Car Baddie

00:55:54 - I Want My Fiancé Back

00:57:46 - Budapest Food

01:00:19 - Ian McKellen

01:02:28 - Secret Cave

01:04:07 - Yummy Soda

01:07:12 - Really Cool Haircut

01:10:11 - Wrap Up

01:10:49 - Closing Song - "Boys Aren't Blue" by Erabella

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Hey Hitlers! Tom is back in the Mommy Dome with comedian and master of disguise, Adam Ray! Adam is sober this time and very sorry about the strip club incident that went down when he was previously in town. If you don't know what I'm talking about go back and watch that one episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave.

This week, Tom drops a few announcements and Adam's got a new show dropping on Netflix June 19th. But before any of that, they watch the opening clip, which inspires a debate about toxic masculinity and homophobia. From there they get into the Kevin Hart roast fallout, Tony Hinchcliffe's Comedy Store grind, and the two comics who nearly broke "Dr. Phil Live".

Adam also tells the story of Brad Williams taking him to a webcam porn shoot in a strip mall right before Passover Seder. They watch Backwards Brenda, a hick influencer in a Walmart parking lot, roast a Portuguese woman's forehead with the help of the comment section, and run some Horrible or Hilarious clips including carnival disasters and a man who doesn't learn from his mistake. Somehow it all ends with Mr. Hands, the internet legend who died because the wrong horse showed up. Yeah, this episode gets pretty dark for some reason. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 863

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:07:31 - Opening Clip: Don't Open The Door

00:08:53 - A Quick Update + Tony Hinchcliffe Impressions

00:21:16 - Is It Gay If A Man Opens A Door For You?

00:25:42 - Two Doors Down From A Porn Star

00:31:16 - Brad Williams Takes Adam to a Live Porn Shoot

00:36:50 - Backwoods Brenda

00:40:07 - Big Forehead Comments

00:45:09 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:52:01 - Mr. Hands

00:58:52 - Clip: Sparks In Face

00:59:52 - Adam On Blind Date

01:07:46 - The Adam Ray Show Teaser

01:11:57 - Adam & Tom Talk Character Work

01:19:34 - Closing Song - "Ass Liquor" by R PATTZ

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Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Brea California on June 5th & 6th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates

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Welcome back! Tom is out of town, which means Christina P is flying solo this week. Joining her is UAP journalist, documentary provocateur, and tattooed accidental truth-teller Jeremy Corbell!

Christina P and Jeremy Corbell deep dive into UFO disclosure, government secrecy, whistleblowers, mysterious orb sightings, and the theories that keep people up at night. From David Grusch's congressional testimony to the controversial "Immaculate Constellation" program, Jeremy breaks down what insiders claim is happening behind the scenes and why the fight over disclosure is

far from over.

The conversation goes way beyond nuts-and-bolts UFOs. Christina and Jeremy explore interdimensional theories, the Ariel School encounter, consciousness, spirituality, and the strange connection between human perception and unexplained phenomena. Whether you're a skeptic, believer, or just UFO-curious, this episode will leave you questioning what you think you know. Is the truth really out there? Maybe!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 862

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:03 - David Grusch: The Man Who Told the Truth

00:06:54 - Opening Clip: Who's Ready To Wrestle?

00:08:26 - Back To David Grusch

00:15:22 - Why Is Disclosure Happening NOW?

00:22:25 - Reverse Engineering Alien Technology

00:31:01 - Immaculate Constellation Breakdown

00:40:34 - Interdimensional Beings & UFO Theories

00:50:36 - Prison Planet, John Lear's Soul Theory, & The Ariel School

01:00:37 - Jeremy's First Orb Encounter

01:11:54 - Why Consciousness Is the Key to Seeing Them

01:20:58 - Christina's Cancer, Orbs & Spiritual Awakening

01:36:19 - They're Coming

01:44:40 - We're All Already Awake

01:56:07 - Sleeping Dog, 46 Files & a Warning to the Government

02:02:26 - Closing Song - "Ding Ding" by Robert Burgess

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Bad Thoughts Season 2 is now streaming on Netflix! Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Brea California on June 5th & 6th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates

Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0

Check out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse.

SPONSORS: - If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/YMH - You can get $5 off your next order, including the Protein Pastries, at https://MagicSpoon.com/YMH - Head to https://quince.com/mom for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. - Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. Sup chomos! This week on Your Mamas Place, Tina is out doing some broad shit, so is Tom Segura is joined by comedian Joe DeRosa for a wide-ranging conversation that starts with ranking comedy's biggest peer pressure artists, from Rogan's blunt "don't be a bitch" to Chappelle's devastating silent look that you simply cannot say no to. They flip it around and dig into the opposite problem: friends who commit to a full night out and then bail halfway through dinner (you know who you are, Chrissy). Joe also opens up about the very real injustice of being perpetually single in a world that gives parents an automatic excuse for everything, then shares the best piece of comedy advice he ever received, straight from Patton Oswalt, about why every great joke needs a "moment of discovery." The guys get candid about their wildly different relationships with alcohol, including a truly unhinged Burt Kreischer story from Tallahassee. Then it's clip time featuring a cool collector with an encyclopedic knowledge of cheap plastic lawn chairs, a fully-committed DIY tooth extraction, a pizza shop owner fighting invisible gender discrimination, and a white woman reading some hilarious Instagram insults about her dumb sun outfit. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 861 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:36 - Peer Pressure 00:08:41 - I Can't, I Have Kids 00:15:00 - Patton Oswalt's Game-Changing Comedy Advice 00:19:04 - Saying Yes Is Worth It 00:23:02 - Drinking Confessions & The Tallahassee Terror 00:34:59 - Blood Work & Risk Philosophy 00:44:03 - Opening Clip: Sandra Bullock Threatened Me 00:46:19 - Ciccio Bomba 00:48:48 - Really Cool Collectors 00:58:31 - Heavy Metal Tooth Extraction 01:00:51 - Pizza Broad 01:04:29 - White Lady Reads Mean Comments 01:09:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:15:57 - Final Thoughts & Plugs 01:17:06 - Closing Song - "Ice Latte" by Craftmatics

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What does it actually feel like to win a Netflix comedy competition while running out of time on stage every single round? Ron Taylor, the winner of Netflix's Funny AF, sits down with Tom to break it all down, from the electric energy of the finale to the surprising strategy that accidentally worked in his favor.

Ron grew up in Detroit, stumbled onto a stage at 18 with zero material, and spent 16 years grinding through black rooms, mainstream clubs, and bar shows before getting his shot. He and Tom go deep on what separates a real comedy special from just a collection of jokes, why a tight 60 minutes will always beat a self-indulgent 90, and how Ron's questionable time management might have actually won him the whole thing.

They also get into the nuances of the roast comedy debate, a game of "Tom or Black?", check out some horrible or hilarious clips, and Ron's honest take on what the Mothership crowd feels like compared to the Comedy Store.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 860

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:52 - Opening Clip: Waking Up Sleeping Guy

00:13:27 - Getting Started In Detroit

00:18:04 - The Secret To A Great Comedy Special

00:27:13 - Comedy Aspirations

00:33:57 - The Moment Ron Knew He Could Win

00:39:46 - Content Creation vs. Stand-Up Focus

00:47:16 - The Blackface Debate (Real Talk)

00:55:01 - Tom Or Black?

01:04:05 - Mothership vs. Comedy Store Crowds

01:06:53 - Horrible or Hilarious

01:13:19 - Wrap Up

01:14:41 - Closing Song - "Always High And Tight" by DeadRoses

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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Duncan Trussell for one of the most insane yet incredibly wholesome episodes of Your Momma's Place in a long time. Christina P comes out to Duncan as a spiritual weirdo and shares a story about an unexplained sighting she had with some otherworldly visitors.

The two break down the recent release of UFO/UAP files by the US government, talk about the dumb things schools do to make it more fun, Sharon Stone's pussy, the benefits of period blood, Christina's spiritual awakening, Duncan's new podcast with Kurt Metzger, and more alien talk than an episode of "The X-Files". I really want to believe!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 859

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:36 - Opening Clip: Playing With Period Blood

00:05:04 - Make School Great Again

00:09:43 - Clip: High Functioning Retard

00:10:23 - The Benefits Of Period Blood

00:16:48 - People Are Getting Dumber

00:20:22 - Sharon Stone's Portal

00:28:23 - Plugs & Magic

00:32:52 - Newly Released UFO Stuff

00:40:58 - Power To The People

00:47:21 - Coming Out As A Spiritual Weirdo

00:58:16 - Loving Yourself & More UAP Vids

01:13:04 - Boca Raton Story & Debunkers

01:19:09 - Transcending Reality & Meditation

01:28:59 - Wrap Up

01:34:29 - Closing Song - "Alien" by Brandon

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Welcome back to another episode of Your Momma's Place! Christine is still off on the road so Tom is joined by another Jew, Mr. Ari Shaffir. Tom and Ari talk The End and share some stories that were interrupted a few weeks back on 2 Bears., Tom then opens the show with a video of pure black joy, which leads to Tom and Ari discussing the hierarchy of black compliments. Tom and Ari also get into a wild hypothetical involving Michael Jackson, another guy who killed his wife in the tropics, Bruce Bruce, favorite Porn genres, someone named Muddy Buck, plus Tom plays some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and the pair debate a question from a viral video that left Cam Newton speechless: "Is Ray J gay?" That and so much more on Yer Mum's Residence!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 858

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:53 - Ari's Storytelling Show

00:04:21 - Dunked On By Black Kids

00:09:20 - Not As Good As You Thought

00:14:27 - Ciccio Bomba

00:19:28 - Opening Clip: Black Joy

00:21:32 - The Hierarchy Of Black Compliments

00:30:42 - Big Dick Feminism & Tom's Bruce Bruce Story

00:35:41 - Cutting Stuff Out

00:41:32 - Murder In The Bahamas

00:47:37 - Muddy Buck & Favorite Porn Genres

00:55:18 - Michael Jackson Would You Rather?

00:58:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:10:11 - Is Ray J Gay?

01:21:54 - Ari's Production Cards

01:24:58 - Wrap Up

01:26:59 - Closing Song - "Flender Jewid (AKA Gender Fluid In Your Mouth) by ToasterTub

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Pull those Jeans up and take your shoes off, it’s another episode of Your Mom’s House! This week, Christine is on the road so Tom is joined by the host of TYSO, comedian, and actor, Rick Glassman! Tom and Rick share the dynamic energy of two serial killers trying to kill the other and start the show talking about nipple play, cleanliness, travel shoes, and ball sizes. Tom then opens the show with a video doorbell clip of a man surprising a group of religious solicitors. Tom and Rick also get into mouth noises, impressions, entertaining Scottish people, optimal porn penis sizes, and Amir K's hair. Rick also shares a story about a missed connection with incredible Asian girl at a recent comedy show in Denver, before Tom plays some wild horrible or hilarious clips for Rick. There's also a cop doppelgänger of Tom, Jewish family conflicts, fisting, an Asian lady named "Jew", and so much more! Check it out!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:02 - Take Your Shoes Off

00:10:13 - Opening Clip: Having A Wank

00:14:51 - Mouth Noises

00:21:02 - Mostly Straight

00:27:43 - Touring Oversees & Penial Preferences

00:33:14 - Dirty Talk

00:37:52 - Rick's Missed Asian Connection

00:45:56 - Animals

00:50:52 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:54:53 - Other Fun Clips

01:02:25 - Clip: Cool Guy Doesn't Like Asian Women

01:09:21 - Clip: Cop Tom

01:11:58 - Clip: My Dad Got Me A Hooker

01:16:28 - Upsetting Parents

01:19:10 - Wrap Up

01:20:26 - Closing Song - "Kick Ma Balls" by DJ Orlando Airport

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The End is Ari's new storytelling show! And it's finally here! Only at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $29.99. Get it now!

Check out David Cross' newest special The End Of The Beginning Of The End at https://officialdavidcross.com/ SPONSORS: - Head to https://Wayfair.com April 25th through the 27th to shop Way Day. - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://lucy.co/YMH with promo code YMH. - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Mommy! On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina talk about Tina's recent performances and how she's actively working to the make the Comedy Mothership gayer. They then open the show with another clip courtesy of Kinky Unc, before moving on to cool gmail guy, some cool chiropractors, and that knucklehead cornhole pro with no limbs. The mommies are then joined by actor and comedian David Cross. David promotes his new comedy special THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END, produced by Tom and YMH Studios and gets a hard lesson in TikTok slop before the trio discuss everything from college education to gold dipped steak. They also talk furries, British fetishes, Roosevelt Island, the Perfect Smile, Machu Picchu, and a clip so wild, David Cross had to get out of his seat to get a closer look! Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 856 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:32 - Opening Clip: Stop Teasing Me 00:19:02 - Can't Trust Internet Girls 00:23:26 - Really Cool Chiropractors 00:30:40 - Quadriplegic Cornhole Pro 00:38:26 - Clip: Strong Ass Fish 00:40:31 - David Cross & College Education 00:49:18 - The End of the Beginning of the End 00:59:44 - Golden Shit 01:06:28 - Roosevelt Island & Silver Lake 01:15:22 - TikToks 01:22:40 - Fake Plastic Teeth 01:26:01 - Furries & Fetishes 01:31:36 - More TikToks 01:39:50 - Closing Song - "TikTok All Stars" by Captain Marc

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The End is near! Premieres tomorrow April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ Today is the last day for the presale pricing! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now! SPONSORS: - Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH This week, WWE Champion Cody Rhodes pulls up to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky for one of the most kayfabe episodes yet, they talk WrestleMania, getting booed by thousands of maniacs, puking mid-match, and the real chaos of life inside the ring that most fans don't even see. Cody breaks down what it’s like defending his title on the biggest stage, how crowds can flip on you in real time, and why getting booed might actually be more fun than cheers. He also gets into the psychology of wrestling, learning from legends like The Undertaker, and how performers pivot mid-match when things go sideways. Tom and Christina also go off on Tax Day, break down some cool guys, check out lion-feeding idiots, talk amusement park disasters, and read a fan submitted “Pazsitzky Effect.” Plus: smelly wrestlers, locker room etiquette, Big Show’s legendary farts, wrestling themed horrible or hilarious clips, and so much more! It's still real to me damnit! Your Mom’s House Ep. 855 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:19 - Opening Clip: Mentally Retarded Person 00:08:46 - Kim Jong Un Is A Cool Guy 00:16:55 - Mike Tax Guy 00:23:01 - Clip: Cool Guy Workout 00:24:08 - Hungry Lion 00:29:25 - No More Gay DM's 00:35:16 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Towels 00:38:13 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Sun Visors 00:41:22 - Water Parks & Rollercoasters 00:45:41 - Sun Visors & Wrestlemania 00:50:29 - Steve Martin & Wrestling Fans 00:54:37 - Revealing Wrestling Secrets 01:03:31 - Piledrivers 01:07:12 - Nakedness 01:14:54 - Handshakes 01:16:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious: Wrestling Edition 01:28:56 - When Fans Attack 01:32:55 - Thoughts On Pat McAfee

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The End is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now!

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans for another completely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, and this one goes from philosophy class to fake tits in record time. The Main Mommies kick things off by solving the world’s least necessary ethical debate, then dive headfirst into the internet chaos with a wild breakdown of the Kristi Noem husband story involving fetishes, webcam betrayal, and big bimbo boobies.

Also in this episode: 80 year old sex symbols, Safety Larry delivering some anxiety-inducing escalator wisdom, Mantak Chia teaches the jeans how to hold testicle and circulate sexual energy, and Tom reveals the kind of fancy gift he gives a fancy chef after a great meal. Plus there’s a hilarious restaurant review, horrifying injury clips, wet floor PTSD, nicotine pouch logic, and a closing stretch of TikToks so deranged it could only live inside the Mommy-Dome.

If you're looking for internet weirdos, cool guys, fake boobs, escalator trauma, old-lady thirst, and enough chaotic marriage riffing to keep your jeans high and tight, this ones for you.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 854

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:44 - Opening Clip: Incest Is Cool

00:12:52 - Kristi Noem's Husband

00:22:56 - Horny Granny Wants To Spank Tom

00:27:27 - A Fancy Gift For A Fancy Chef

00:30:30 - Fucking Expensive Restaurant

00:32:39 - Clip: Human Water Gun

00:33:20 - International Realtors

00:36:35 - Safety Larry

00:39:38 - Mantak Chia

00:45:21 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:00:11 - Mike The Tax Guy

01:03:58 - Christina's TikToks

01:16:37 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad

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