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Sup, chomos! He’s back! This week Tom’s holding down the Mommy Dome for a special episode with super-agent Ari Emanuel, the WME Group executive chairman and TKO CEO (UFC, WWE), who’s here to talk about his new memoir, Roll the Calls. Tom asks what separates the great agents from everybody else, and Ari gets into learning from Mike Ovitz, turning dyslexia and ADHD into a superpower, his group text with Bryan Johnson and his brother Dr. Zeke Emanuel, and whether he’s a screamer. Plus the question nobody has ever asked him: was he using his old roommate’s cock ring?

From there they get into whether the movie business is really dying (Ari says it’s having its best year), AI as “the greatest average,” and Jonah Hill’s new R-rated comedy. Tom surprises Ari with the apple pancake from his favorite Chicago breakfast spot, which kicks off Tom’s Chicago climb from the “Chicago” Improv in Schaumburg to the United Center, Ari talking trash with Michael Jordan on the 18th green, and Shaq holding a water bottle like a fork.

Tom and Ari also break down the stand-up boom and why ticket fees make every comic insane, whether late night is dead, how Netflix bet big on House of Cards, and why Tom was bummed when Comedy Central passed on his special and Netflix picked it up. Then Ari goes full agent: he tells Tom never to sell the podcast to Netflix. Along the way: the auction motorcycle Ari regrets, Bob Odenkirk’s Mr. Show (Bob reads the audiobook), Mark Wahlberg sticking Harvey Weinstein with a giant wine bill at Cannes, psychedelic therapy for imposter syndrome, almost signing the original Simpsons writers, and the UFC TV deal that became Ari and Dana White’s ultimate F-you. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 885

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:22 - Taking Punches & What Makes A Super Agent
00:09:28 - Be On The Field, Roll The Calls, & Pete Berg's Cock Ring
00:16:30 - Is The Movie Business Over? AI Actors & R-Rated Comedy
00:22:59 - Apple Pancakes, Chicago & Golfing With Michael Jordan
00:31:02 - Kanye, Mel Gibson, & Israel
00:36:35 - Jeffrey Katzenberg & The Lakers Courtside Seat War
00:44:03 - The Stand-Up Boom, Live Entertainment, & Insane Ticket Fees
00:50:19 - Is Late Night Dead? The 22 Share & How Netflix Won
00:56:50 - Netflix Bummer & Ari's Advice For The Podcast
01:01:57 - Agent Roleplaying
01:08:28 - Wahlberg's Revenge Bill & Psychedelic Therapy
01:14:20 - Missing Out On The Simpsons & Ari's Best F-You
01:20:39 - Dana White, Vince McMahon, & Wrap Up
01:26:02 - Closing Song - "Daddio's Patio (feat. Cutter Tha Killer Klown)" by Celador

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Sup, chomos! Christina holds down the Mommy Dome with Comedy Store OG and her friend of 30 years Sam Tripoli, who's in Austin to do Kill Tony and plug his free special, 30 Minutes with Sam Tripoli, from GaS Digital. Sam opens by arguing the world needs assholes again, explains why clean comics are secretly the worst people, and finally tells the story of getting robbed by the same hooker twice in one day. Plus: his Armenian dad throwing him across the room, the homemade wrestling belts he and his brother fought over, and why Christina's sons will never go to a sleepover.

Then M Night Shyamalan is back on his new YouTube channel, this time doing an "ask me anything" with college students at a wing shop. Christina and Sam pause it every 30 seconds for the press-junket setup nobody needed, M Night shaking a server's hand while she's running food, him rephrasing the kid's question, and "just be yourself" advice when what the kid really needs to know is who funds your movie. Along the way they rattle off their all-time favorite movies (Fight Club, Taxi Driver, Ghostbusters, Rushmore), try to get their kids to watch Charlie Brown after the Super Mario movie, and debate whether M Night is a reptilian.

Plus, Christina's Curations: a parrot putting on blush, five grown men in a meowing contest, date night at Dave & Buster's, taser boxing (Sam wants to be its Dana White), deep-fried prison burritos, a man whose family stages an intervention over his TikToks, and a Scottish lady's big day at the Doncaster races. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 884

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:50 - Opening Clip: I Have Diarrhea
00:05:53 - Let It Rip: Why Clean Comics Are The Real Assholes
00:17:45 - No Sleepovers, Park Creeps, & Furries At Disneyland
00:23:26 - M Night Shyamalan's YouTube
00:30:08 - M Night's Wing Shop AMA With College Students
00:44:33 - Is M Night A Reptilian? & Which Athletes To Date
00:51:47 - Christina's Curations: The Makeup Parrot & The Meowing Contest
00:58:51 - Taser Boxing & The 80s AIDS Scare
01:02:07 - Back To The TikToks
01:08:32 - Closing Song - "Big Tits Fart" by Jeremy Shockley

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Happy HallowJEANS!!! This week, Christina holds down the Mommy Dome with her spooky stepdad Duncan Trussell. She's Princess Diana in the iconic revenge dress, and he's a Spirit Halloween box of wine. They relive the day Diana died (including a legendary 1997 home video of a party finding out live on CNN), get into Charles, Camilla and the infamous tampon phone call, and imagine the old royal tradition of the whole court watching newlyweds consummate.

From there: a San Francisco man who turns a cardboard box into his own puppet show, Halloween costumes (the Liberty Mutual guy, a high-end jewel thief, a hazmat suit), dads who dress their kids up as tiny copies of themselves, and why your friends without kids will never understand the bedtime window.

Then the taser finally arrives. After a compilation of people getting zapped, Duncan tases himself with a stun gun straight off Amazon, Tanner takes the bite of the viper, and they unbox a TASER Pulse 2. Plus, a double dose of Curations from Duncan and Christine: a gimp jumping into a bog (and Duncan's runaway gimp at ACL), a harmonica-playing whip balancer, a yoga teacher with a suspicious glow, ChatGPT handling morning wood, a guy walking around Austin with shit in his drawers, e-bike jousting in London, a man singing to the full moon with his mini horse, and a preacher who blames Michael Myers for everything. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 883

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:42 - The Royal Circle Jerk
00:10:48 - Opening Clip: Machines Within Happy Halloween
00:14:55 - Creative San Francisco Homeless
00:18:29 - Halloween Costumes & Cum Echo Dads
00:25:22 - Non-Breeder Friends & Parenting Like David Goggins
00:33:16 - Duncan's TikTok Curations
00:41:06 - Taser Compilation & Duncan Tases Himself
00:45:30 - Tanner Takes The Viper's Bite
00:52:36 - Christina's Curations
01:06:59 - Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by Hendawg
01:09:33 - Duncan Trussell Will Return

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Sup, chomos! Christina P is back auditioning new dads, and this week's stepdad is the great Harland Williams. Fresh off his first driverless Cybercab ride across Austin, Harland teaches Christina the Canadian art of jigging for squid, then helps her crack the case of a shirtless man in Lancaster who just wants somebody to come over and wrestle. From there it's Robert Paul Champagne's Christmas-wreath apartment, Mickey Mouse's gout, and an energy-healing retreat in a yellow laughing tent that Harland can't stop picking apart.

Along the way, Harland hands out his famous silly nicknames, works his Clint Eastwood from Unforgiven ("We all got it coming, kid") into every possible moment, can't unsee the red vein in Jodie Foster's eye through The Silence of the Lambs, and remembers flying 70 feet over a village as Warwick the Warlock in Disney's Spooky Buddies. When Christina steps out for a pee break, Harland takes over the show.

Plus: a one-tooth Romeo looking for goth girls, a guy who teaches his meat a lesson with a frying pan, the cussing chef, a man scratching his crack on a subway pole, the ass hoop flute elf, a crocodile getting passed around a party, Disney adults, and a screaming breakdancer. Go listen to The Harland Highway podcast right after. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 882

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:25 - Opening Clip: Wrestle In Lancaster

00:18:15 - Energy Play, The Laughing Tent, & Harland's First Cig

00:26:50 - Goth Girls, Droopy Dog, & Harland's Silly Names

00:35:24 - Silence Of The Losers & Warwick The Warlock

00:40:31 - The Swearing Chef & A Year Of Being A Mess

00:46:55 - Christina Pees & Harland Takes Over The Show

00:50:46 - Christine's TikToks

01:04:50 - Wrap & Plugs

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Sup, chomos! Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome this week with your new stepdad, Sam Morril, whose new special Sam Morril: Incorrect is streaming now on Netflix. Before the opening clip even rolls, the two are swapping notes from their European tours: Finnish house whiskey, Budapest's Terror House museum, the world's oldest Ferris wheel from The Third Man, and post-communist roller coasters with no safety bar.

From there it's reliving Garth Brooks discovering Facebook from a hotel bed, Sam's Ryan Gosling and Matthew McConaughey crushes, the rat extermination from Sam's special, and a Main Mommy breakfast of Prozac, coffee and whiskey. before they spiral into JFK, Marilyn Monroe, and Bill Clinton's jujitsu-level charm.

Plus: Christina's TikTok curations include Chinese Girlfriend guy, the infinite pocket jeans, a chili dog video that would not end, hillbilly beatbox, the night New Orleans cops read Sam's joke notebook out loud, and the YMH courtship hotline remains open for business. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 881

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:42 - Finnish Whiskey & Budapest's Terror House
00:09:30 - Dark Tourism & Post-Communist Roller Coasters
00:16:28 - Opening Clip: M. Night Shyamalan's Movie Diary
00:20:45 - Garth Brooks Discovers Facebook
00:28:35 - Temptation On The Road & Rat Whisperer Sam
00:34:20 - Rich Depressed Celebrities & Bombing On Purpose
00:41:39 - Infinite Pocket Jeans & Christina's Quadruple Ds
00:45:15 - Deadbeat Dads, JFK, Marilyn Monroe & Picky Eaters
00:50:58 - Christina's Curations: The Chinese Girlfriend Guy
00:56:56 - The Cops Read Sam's Joke Notebook
01:00:59 - Grizzly Man & Why Christina Hates Nature
01:04:25 - The Never-Ending Chili Dog Video
01:08:07 - Hillbilly Beatbox & Degenerate DMs
01:15:38 - Is It Cake?
01:18:22 - Closing Song - "Mommy Fart'n In Yo Face" by DJ Boy Butter

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It's PUMKIN season in the Mommy Dome. Christina holds it down solo with her stepdad, Duncan Trussell, who's halfway through quitting nicotine and explains in way too much detail how he used to cook down liquid ketamine on a hot plate from Amazon. From there they go deep on burning it out, daddy issues and feeling like a motherless child, before the opening clip wakes everybody up the worst possible way.

Duncan brings his own TikTok curations this week: a former Satanist from Iowa who can't say "pumpkin," a Siamese-twin crooner singing his heart out in a pharmacy, a sad old man with Bela Lugosi eyebrows, and a barefoot candy rapper. Along the way, Horrible or Hilarious makes a brief return, Jason Priestley's under-eyes inspire a blepharoplasty pitch, and the crew shops for a Taser to use on Tanner.

Then it gets philosophical: Is self-love a satanic virtue? Can an acorn be a message from God? Should we all reject the Pumpkin Lord? Plus: furry etiquette and Duncan's fursona, an S&M session in a Courtyard Marriott conference room, lip filler that looks like a prolapse, the Kardashian "plague look," Mother Kali, Austin's living statue, and a deep dive into M. Night Shyamalan's YouTube channel, his 800 Blu-rays and his suspiciously nice comment section. Enjoy!

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 880

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:20 - Stepdad Duncan Quit Smoking & Cooking Down K
00:13:12 - Opening Clip: "Wake Up, My Honey Bunny"
00:18:03 - YMH Merch, Sweatshop Notes, & The October Lipstick Bundle
00:21:41 - Duncan's Curations: The Pumpkin Satanist From Iowa
00:34:39 - The Barefoot Candy Rapper
00:39:51 - Horrible Or Hilarious, Menopause Demons & Jason Priestley's Eyelids
00:46:48 - The Taser Barber, Tasing Tanner, & Breakfast Martinis
00:52:33 - Christina's Curations: Furry Domination & Duncan's Fursona
00:58:57 - Tour Plugs, New Orleans Absinthe, & The Loneliest Man On TikTok
01:04:15 - Is Self-Love A Satanic Virtue?
01:08:41 - Idolatry, An Acorn From God, & Rejecting The Pumpkin Lord
01:22:02 - Courtyard Marriott S&M, The Backrooms, & Billie Eilish
01:26:06 - Prolapse Lips, Kardashians, & The Plague Look
01:35:02 - Austin's Coolest Singer & M. Night Shyamalan's 800 Blu-Rays
01:43:13 - M. Night's YouTube Channel & His Curated Comment Section
01:50:55 - Staring Guy & "Tease Daddy" Tony, & Wrap
01:54:13 - Closing Song - "Just Glassin' Hot Mix" by Mitchel Davis

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Sup, chomos! Christina holds down the Mommy Dome this week with fellow San Fernando Valley girl Sara Weinshenk, and the two have officially traded lives: Christina's the single mom now, and Sara is three years into dating a single dad with two little boys and packing up for Austin. They kick off the hot-tip swap with an Opening Clip of Cardi B laying down the law on never pooping at a new man's house, which spirals into emergency dumps at Taco Bell, a guy in the room who takes 20-second shits with no phone, and whether breaking the fart seal is the real romance killer.

From there it's mommy juice, Prozac princesses, the all-girls Catholic high school they both went to, exchange day at the boys' school, and Sara confesses to $200 of abundance candles, psychic Zooms, and moon manifesting in Topanga, and the two agree that playing it cold is the only way to date.

Plus: celebrity news with Sandy B, M. Night Shyamalan's new YouTube channel where he flips through his leather-bound journal ("I had to fire a 13-year-old today") and reads his one-line 9/11 entry, a dental floss chili dog in a thermos, vending-machine chimichangas, Texas school shanks, a man who kisses his birds goodnight, and a couple who keeps monkeys in diapers, a buffalo, and a capybara.

Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 879

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:37 - Opening Clip: Cardi B's Dating Rules
00:14:29 - The No-Pooping Rule & Taco Bell Emergencies
00:21:10 - Breaking The Fart Seal & Single Dads Who Cook
00:25:58 - Playing It Cold & The Parking Lot Pisser
00:31:01 - Heartbroken White Women & The Witch Doctor Store
00:37:50 - Sandy B & M. Night Shyamalan's YouTube Diary
00:50:20 - Christina's Curations
00:56:16 - Smash Or Pass & Moving To Texas
01:03:28 - Bird Kissers, Malibu Pigs, & Monkeys In Diapers
01:10:11 - Fake Shower Couples, Male Model Boyfriends, & Wrap
01:13:49 - Closing Song - "Cool Girl Club" by Versace Kolache

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Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with H. Foley and Kevin Ryan of Are You Garbage, and the boys show up ready to smoke indoors. Christina gives a full status report on the divorce diet, back on heaters after twenty years, white wine in the pool, sparkling rosé on weekends, one thin-crust Domino's Supreme a day, then demands to know if she's still the reigning Garbage Queen or if Jordan Jensen has taken the belt.
From there: the locked drawer of Marlboro Lights with American Spirits on backup, the $228 Walmart pool that ruined a surgeon's view, whether a bedroom water cooler and coffee machine makes you Winston Churchill or a dirtbag, nugget supremacy, wasting good cheese on a burger, the correct way to bag groceries (eggs on the bottom, they build a perfect base), pickling every vegetable in the house, and Christina's $100,000 cat paintings, including a portrait of naked Tom Segura wrestling a bear.
Then a full watch-along of M. Night Shyamalan's brand-new YouTube channel, where a man with thirty years of movies takes "a risk" by sitting on a bench next to a tree he planted for his dead dad. This leads directly into kids having taser fights under a bridge, Jackass, Johnny Knoxville, and why nobody in Hollywood ever tells anyone their idea sucks.
TikTok Curations: the watermelon puncher, the outfit-of-the-day pervert, the man who cracks walnuts with his fingertips, and a kid crawling under a bathroom stall while a man is actively taking a shit. Plus: the Zac Efron DM remains unanswered, the Batwing, burping the alphabet until you puke, Kevin's $200,000 Hawaii cliffside wedding with a ten-minute set in the vows, and the correct way to reheat a slice.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 878

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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:12 - The Are You Garbage Boys Tackle The Divorce Diet
00:08:38 - Is Christina Still The Reigning Garbage Queen?
00:15:05 - Opening Clip: Nuggets You've Never Heard Of
00:16:43 - Walmart Above-Ground Pool
00:19:11 - Nugget Rankings & Wasting Good Cheese
00:22:40 - Randall's Takes & Pickling Everything
00:27:08 - M. Night Shyamalan's Cool YouTube Channel
00:34:08 - Taser Fights Under The Bridge
00:36:46 - Jackass, Co-Parenting, & Heater Hypnotist
00:44:09 - Christina's TikTok Curations
00:48:34 - DM-ing Zac Efron & Naked Bear Art
00:54:05 - Back To The Toks
01:03:55 - Pizza Hack
01:06:49 - Indian Content Corner
01:08:49 - Wrap Up
01:09:59 - Closing Song - "I'm Taking a Shit Homie" by Ramsay McQueen

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Mom's back! This week, Christina's holding down the Mommy Dome with your fav stepdad Duncan Trussell, and she opens with a status report: off the Domino's, back on vegetables and hydroponic lettuce, cat art again. Duncan informs her she's accidentally enlisted in the war against hedonism, and they go straight into the void, plant medicine vs. getting fucked up for fun, starting a spiritual practice as an act of aggression against yourself, and Duncan's three theories of what happens when you die, including the one that terrifies him most: blinking into a stranger's midlife as a cab driver in New York, forever. They also pull up the Heaven's Gate doc and rank it the most disappointing cult in history, and Duncan mounts a full defense of the stability of all men.

Christine's got some wild curations including a man harvesting tree bark with his teeth, a Lake Tahoe hippie who trades meditation classes for a room, a guy who wants $100 and your car for his DMV test, and a woman who is furious that you think her rabbit is Winnie the Pooh. Then Christina admits she met Zac Efron in the Mothership green room, Duncan diagnoses the only viable strategy, and she composes and sends him a message live on the show. Plus: an AI girlfriend for a man with dementia, whacking material in Airplane!, the dead panther chameleon and the $400 robot duck replacing him, which animal Christina's face actually is, a Hungarian guy to screen her calls, why no man is meeting her kids until they're 18, and a waxing video that takes the mustache with it.

Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 877

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:40 - The War On Hedonism

00:06:04 - Self-Help & AI Girlfriends

00:17:54 - Opening Clip: Get Ahold Of Me, Please

00:22:48 - Three Theories Of What Happens When You Die

00:28:30 - Heaven's Gate: The Most Disappointing Cult

00:35:33 - Duncan Defends All Men & The Gym Guy Conspiracy

00:41:52 - Garden Hermits

00:44:32 - Horny For News Anchors

00:49:32 - Christina Messages Zac Efron

00:55:20 - Eating Dicks In London & Page Six

01:05:53 - Christina's Curations

01:09:33 - Cool Robot Duck

01:14:25 - More TikToks

01:23:33 - Wrap Up

01:24:49 - Closing Song - "Fartin" by Terry Nova

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Tom's holding down the Mommy Dome this week with comedian Caitlin Peluffo, fresh off the Funny AF finals and out on the road with a brand new hour. She explains why a comedy competition full of fifteen-year veterans hit harder than any late night set, why stand up is infinitely harder than making a movie, and how the whole thing got her out of debt.

Then Tom finds out she's single and decides to fix it, spending the rest of the episode presenting her with some eligible bachelors pulled straight from the cool guy pile: a man doing bathroom talk about Pepsi, a suitor who will beat up anyone who interrupts a conversation with a laptop, a Vancouver man out of smokes, an apple pie enthusiast, a flat earther explaining how GPS works, and a devoted gentleman leaving Julia good morning voicemails. Along the way Caitlin admits she bit a wart off her own finger, Tom delivers a passionate PSA about going into credit card debt for teeth and getting your skin tags removed for the rest of us, and the two of them dissect M. Night Shyamalan's cringe YouTube launch on his sad little bench and how it's not that dissimilar from the all-time original, Garth Brooks joining Facebook.

Plus: Horrible or Hilarious with an old man scooting into a pool, a lightning strike survivor apologizing on a stranger's porch, and an arm snapping in a pub. We also get a long overdue cool guy update on Tony Johns, who is making history from the Cayuga County jailhouse. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 876

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:15 - Caitlin Peluffo Killed At The Funny AF Finals

00:08:56 - Opening Clip: Why Do You Feel Better On A Friday?

00:14:46 - Go Into Debt For Teeth & A Skin Tag PSA

00:21:41 - Wild Girls: The Double Felony Hit And Run

00:27:24 - More Cool Suitors

00:31:43 - Bengals, 49ers & Josh Allen's Wholesome Smile

00:35:36 - M. Night Shyamalan Joins YouTube

00:43:47 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:55:53 - Horse On Desk & GPS Guy

00:59:39 - Oh I'll Make Ya Come

01:01:36 - Looking For Girls

01:02:35 - Unk Shine

01:04:52 - Good Morning Julia

01:07:18 - A Message From Tony Johns

01:10:24 - Caitlin Picks A Suitor

01:14:24 - Wrap Up

01:15:09 - Closing Song - "Good Morning Julia" by Gaping Dad

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Tom is off this week, so Christina is joined by the one and only Ian Fidance, host of Ian Do on YouTube, on the road every week for the rest of the year, tickets at https://IanFidance.com. Ian arrives with flowers and a full divorce care package to usher Christina into the dating world, which leads to a conversation about the sleazebag starter kit he should be selling on tour, the darts she's allowed to rip now, and the gout-into-kidney-stones saga that put Ian on a Montreal hotel floor an hour before a taping.

Then it's clip time: the horny cowboy is back with tips nobody asked for, a long-overdue update on Tony Johns and his homeless era, the whistling man who has genuinely figured out life, and a piss gadget that raises real questions. Ian pitches the only logical next step, move every cool guy into one house, with Christina as the RA handing out chores and taking away privileges.

Also: a spy explains how important mouth stuff is in espionage, Christina finds out what dating requires in 2026 versus 2005, the suitor hotline delivers three voicemails and one very promising mechanic named Chris, Ian gets choke slammed at AEW, and a QVC host says something beautiful without realizing it. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 875

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:01 - The Divorce Care Package
00:04:41 - Ian's Gout Turned Into Kidney Stones
00:07:54 - Opening Clip: The Horny Cowboy Rides Again
00:15:08 - Tony Johns Update
00:21:37 - Ralph The Whistler Update
00:26:25 - Clip: Pissing Gadget
00:27:01 - The YMH Cool Guy House
00:30:51 - Clip: Russian Spy Tips
00:36:30 - The Horny Hotline
00:43:32 - Ian Do
00:44:31 - TikToks
00:49:35 - Wrap Up

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