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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P welcomes comedian and Skankfest co-founder Luis J. Gomez for an absolutely unhinged episode with some heart. This episode has it all, Skankfest stories, public defecation, cartel scam calls, jailhouse etiquette, roommate revenge, Norm's poutine fries, and members of the marginalized community doing what they do best.

Luis shares how Skankfest grew from a small idea into one of the most unique comedy festivals in the country, including what sets the audience apart and why their fans are the most respectful degenerates you'll ever meet. The episode also takes a turn into real-world experiences as Luis talks about run-ins with the law, what it’s actually like spending a night in jail, and how people learn the unspoken rules of that environment quickly. He also tells a memorable story about a former roommate that escalated far beyond a normal disagreement and Christina unleashes her curations onto her new homie, Luis. See you on the goth cruise!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:43 - Skankfest, Defecation, & Poutine Fries

00:06:40 - Opening Clip: 50 Single & Horny

00:15:38 - Catching Charges

00:24:45 - Locked Up

00:31:34 - Clip: Bald Date Prep

00:35:42 - Clip: Diaper Reveal

00:40:28 - Clip: Lakefront Property

00:43:33 - Clip: Common Area Argument

00:50:07 - Skankfest Stories

00:55:53 - Openly Freaky

01:04:34 - TikToks

01:20:18 - Wrap Up

01:21:38 - Closing Song - "Pegged (OMG)" by Odd-Track Numbers

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is riding solo while Tom Segura is away shooting Bad Thoughts, and she’s joined by comedian/Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano for a unscheduled ride into the world of Architecture Digest.

Things spiral immediately as Christina introduces Sal to Kevin Leonardo, a self-proclaimed “educational” creator who demonstrates ass shaving, douching, and butt-hole hygiene in full HD. Sal, who has a famously weak constitution and a severe fear of vomiting, is absolutely not prepared for what he sees, but you probably are.

From there, Christina and Sal debate wild internet conspiracies involving satanic rituals, celebrity baby-eating rumors, and adrenochrome hysteria, questioning how anyone could possibly keep secrets at that level of fame. They next break down a viral food challenge. where a man with obviously fake teeth eats an obviously roasted potato every single day.

The chaos continues with Sal recounting his nightmare experience in a self-driving Waymo car, the duo dissecting unhinged “alpha male” Uber-fight roleplay videos, and a brutally honest roast of shirtless celebrity vacation photos, featuring Jack Nicholson living his absolute best life. Plus some TikToks, cool guys, and Grammy fashion, all in this weeks episode for you to chew on.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 845

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:25 - Celebrity Satanists

00:09:57 - Opening Clip: Beaver Teeth Potato Eater

00:15:54 - McDonalds, Steve Irwin, & Beavo's IG

00:21:24 - Waymos & Disrespectful Uber Drivers

00:31:48 - Vacation Jack Nicholson, Pam Anderson, & Eyebrows

00:40:44 - RIP Catherine O'Hara + Michael Jackson & Eddie Murphy

00:46:11 - Sex Scenes In Movies

00:48:54 - Architecture Digest Open Door

00:53:30 - Uncomfortable Vin Diesel

00:57:48 - Grammy Fashion

01:04:49 - Sal's New Show

01:06:34 - Christina's Curations

01:16:01 - Closing Song - "Talk 2 U Girl" by Saul Garland

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P hunker down for the ice storm and break down a clip of man threatening the world while borrowing his mom’s ice.

The main mommies also explore the psychology of guys who think owning three coolers counts as wealth. Plus: unfiltered race takes, serial killer interviews that somehow turn philosophical, cringe dad gymnastics, brutal internet injuries, and Christina P confirms another rare double pipe classic. Add in storm prep advice (wine over water), aging body truths, hydration-denying parents, and some more of the internet’s coolest dudes, and you’ve got another classic YMH episode with Tim and Christine.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 844

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:01 - Opening Clip: Connor Got Diamonds

00:16:35 - Deep Diving Connor's Instagram

00:26:31 - Too Old For This Shi

00:32:00 - Charo's Needs Water

00:36:19 - This Guy Is Really Cool

00:43:13 - Clip: Chuck The Gay Man

00:44:33 - YMH EXCLUSIVE: Double Pipe Classic

00:48:18 - Mike The Accountant

00:50:56 - Black Guy Opinion

00:54:02 - RIP Whyte Folkz

00:56:37 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:00:00 - Indiana Serial Killer

01:05:22 - Clip: Laughter Yoga

01:06:32 - Clip: Toilet Paper Donut

01:08:34 - Closing Song - "Touch My Camera" by Bob Dolamite

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim joins the show through the magic of the internet as the main mommies dive headfirst into Bad Thoughts production, introducing the boys to The Terminator movies, and some Arnold impressions. Things escalate quickly with a wild opening clip of a very public call out of something very private, followed by a call to action for any and all "throat goats".

Tom and Christina also unpack the Trapped in the Caribbean chaos, which included a TMZ story hotel horror stories, steel drums, and a week of no YMH episode. They also deep dive into Mike Fedele’s extremely online lifestyle of boats, flexing, humping, and Gen-Z failures. Also in this episode Safety Larry’s situational-awareness book, threats from a nude man in shoes, pet safety clips, stranger danger, eye pokes, Mantak Chia energy, pot debates, hippie hatred, garbage-dump parenting, mafia waste management history, body-disposal hypotheticals, and kids talking trash. Buckle up, jeans, we're fuggen BACK!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:32 - Showing The Boys Terminator

00:09:59 - Opening Clip: Digging In Yo Shit

00:17:18 - Clip: Calling All Throat Goats

00:20:42 - Stranded In Paradise

00:30:04 - Mike Fedele

00:37:22 - More Safety Tips With Larry

00:44:34 - Clip: Stranger Danger

00:45:38 - Clip: Grab Those Testicles

00:47:37 - Will Blunderfield + Mantak Chia

00:50:17 - Pot Discourse

00:55:18 - Field Trip At The Dump

01:04:13 - Clip: Trash Talking White Kid

01:06:43 - Closing Song - "Daddio's Patio (Feat. Cutter Tha Killer Klown) by Celador

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This week, Christina P holds down the fort while Tom Segura is away, and she’s joined by comedian Joe DeRosa, who will soon be joining the YMH family with a podcast of his own entitled "Vile & Horrendous". He helps Christina along for for an absolutely off the rails episode packed with wild clips, hot takes, and some classic YMH energy.

From an unexpectedly epic saxophone intro, to a disturbing church meltdown, to Christina’s meticulously curated TikTok insanity, this episode spirals fast, before finally landing on a brutally accurate breakdown of boring corporate fast food culture. The house they filmed Home Alone in is also in sale and looks like an insane place to live in! So strap in, stay black, keep those jeans high and tight.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 842

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:50 - Facts Of Life Girls & Vintage Collectables

00:08:30 - Not About That Weed

00:14:45 - Opening Clip: Can't Make Friends

00:20:33 - Saxophone

00:26:36 - Clip: Crazy Church Man

00:37:35 - Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous

00:48:01 - Lipshitz Plug

00:49:36 - Christina's Curations

01:03:49 - Home Alone House & Boring Corporate Fast Food

01:09:40 - Closing Song -"Cool Girl Club" By Versace Kolache

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Hallelujah! Where’s the Tylenol? It’s a very YMH Christmas, and the studio is lit up like Clark Griswold’s house because comedy legend Chevy Chase stops by! Tom and Christina unwrap holiday trauma, German Christmas music meltdowns, Santa vs. Baby Jesúska, dangerous European elevators, and the evolution of internet weirdos. Then Chevy joins to talk SNL, Three Amigos, the making of Vacation, Forrest Gump almost being his role, improv secrets, wild celebrity encounters, and why Richard Pryor was untouchable. Grab your eggnog and your wolf coat—this one is a Christmas classic.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Merry Jeans-mas!

00:06:57 - Opening Clip: Cure For A Bad Day

00:08:57 - Threads, Diddy Doc, & Day Of The Jackal

00:19:51 - Clip: Chinese Girlfriend Song

00:20:49 - Situational Awareness

00:26:05 - Chevy Chase

00:30:15 - Saturday Night Live & Studio Comedies

00:39:42 - Other Roles, Directors, & Dan Aykroyd

00:46:53 - Presidents

00:50:12 - Carlin, Pryor, & The Bomb Squad

00:56:31 - The Legacy Of Vacation

01:03:05 - Wrap Up

01:04:41 - Closing Song - "Bedspread Shit" by Unknown

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Check your six, mommy! In this absolutely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina suit up in tactical vests and announce a bold new YMH initiative: total-life preparedness. From flashlight stances to 10-second doorway scans, the leaders of the Mommy Militia learn how to navigate a world full of lurking threats, fire, danger, and of course… clowns. Shout out to Jason Fabus for the amazing sax intro (IG: @jasonfabus).

Tom and Christina show off an impressive array of emergency gear (machetes, trauma shears, MRE pizza with 5,000 calories, brass knuckles, and a foldable murder-credit-card), before the two dive into more safety guy Larry Betz safety lessons, some prime examples of black romance, horny James Joyce letters, trench foot, some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikTok's, and then addressing the loss of a truly stacked inspiration.

Stay safe. Stay ready. And never walk into a Chili’s without scanning the exits first.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 840

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:12 - Farts & Safety

00:06:44 - Opening Clip: Restaurant Scan

00:16:40 - Clip: Safety Shaun

00:18:59 - More Safety Tips & The Perfect Neighbor

00:30:54 - Clip: Misgendered Meltdown

00:35:11 - Clip: Talk To The Butt

00:37:08 - James Joyce Love Letters

00:41:31 - Clip: Big Gay Clowns

00:43:59 - Madonna

00:47:03 - Clip: Headbutt Self Defense

00:48:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:54:15 - Clip: Isolation Year

00:57:41 - RIP Mary Magdalene

00:59:16 - Clip: Pastor's Cool Advice For Women

01:04:38 - Fedsmoker Jr

01:09:05 - TikToks

01:19:38 - Final Safety Tips

01:22:01 - Closing Song - "She Got Tits" by Joseph and John Juarez

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are firing on all cylinders as chaos reigns from start to finish. Christine boldly reclaims her glasses identity (sparking a surprisingly heated household debate), questionable gift choices come under scrutiny, and the internet once again proves it was the greatest mistake.

From rage-filled rants about fake followers and bots, to disturbingly confident accountants, fetish podcasters breaking down their very specific preferences, and viral videos featuring hornets, skateboarding trauma, and shower-time courting rituals, this episode will make you cry m, my baby!

Tim and Christine also check out more content from their new favorite survivalist, chime in on a Italian man's scam with his dead mother, and go off about people walking among us who aren't as sane as they seem. Add in fart economics, tactical vests for children, holiday gifting advice, and a deep dive into what really makes something “gay,” and you’ve got a classic YMH rollercoaster. Buckle up, Mommy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 839

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:58 - Opening Clip: Fireside Chat

00:07:19 - Clowning Around A Pazsitzky Effect

00:17:00 - Prepared Not Paranoid

00:28:40 - Lipstick Plug

00:30:16 - Bitches Love A Strong Jawline

00:34:39 - Clip: Fart Fetish Confession

00:39:20 - Clip: Domino's Fart Pizza

00:43:18 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:49:34 - MMA Domination

00:51:43 - Hitler Won An Election

00:58:19 - Italian Mom Scam + Plain Clothes Psycho

01:05:38 - Meghan Markle's Salmonella Thanksgiving

01:08:35 - Crack Is Whack

01:14:40 - A Really Cool Story

01:19:38 - TikToks

01:33:49 - Closing Song - "SooWoo" by Josh Del

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina roast bland Thanksgiving food, obsess over an Olympian-level dad at the kiddie pool, fall in love with a furious celibate called GoogleDaddy, and spiral about a paranoid flashlight guy while trying to de-fatten their cat. Plus the main mommies get emotional about Tom’s new Netflix special, check out some more clips from FedSmoker Jr, learn about defending yourself from "clowns", and shop tactical belts for Christmas. Dreamboat Dad: if you're out there, leave a comment for Tom!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 838

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:37 - Tommy's Buns & Tina's Sticks

00:07:42 - Tom's New Special

00:11:20 - Opening Clip: Aloha Daddy

00:21:31 - Thanksgiving Gaycation

00:38:01 - Stay Safe Out There

00:48:46 - Shopping For Self-Defense Toys

00:55:05 - More From FedSmoker Jr

01:01:16 - Shoutout To MGM & Chef Jose Andres

01:04:32 - The Cat Feeder Conundrum

01:07:24 - Body Fat Percentage

01:18:55 - Wrap Up

01:19:21 - Closing Song - "Fed Smoker Rides Eternal" by Reverend John Wheeler

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What's up, Chomos?!? It's a super-sized episode as Tom and Christina spiral into complete chaos as they announce Tom’s brand new Italian bakery opening in Austin, debate the official hierarchy of Small Fat, Mid Fat & Super Fat, and revisit one of YMH’s greatest Cool Guys — the meth dude who “came in 4 strokes.” The mommies also break down a billionaire who lost over $300 million gambling, roast Bezos and Zuckerberg’s glow-ups, and discuss why every CEO is suddenly shredded. Plus: fat pets, fart mics, autistic rant guy, and the saddest cat breastfeeding story ever told.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 837

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:46 - A Taste Of IT-Ly

00:05:40 - Opening Chaos & Classic Cool Guy Musings

00:10:55 - What Type Of Fat Are You?

00:19:51 - Clip: Rant On Autism

00:22:26 - Clip: The Drooling Gambler

00:29:47 - Clip: Fat Love

00:35:53 - Fat Pets

00:44:49 - Clip: Ex Liked My Farts

00:46:12 - Fit CEO's

00:54:51 - Tommy Lasorda

00:58:31 - Clip: Dressed Up

01:00:57 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:04:18 - Indian Hospitals

01:08:08 - TikToks

01:14:09 - Closing Song - "Principal Coffee" by Chydah Sneeze

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It’s almost Jeans-giving, and Tom Segura & Christina P are feeling thankful for historical revisionism, meth-fueled prophets, and the sweet smell of 1700s body odor. The Main Mommies kick things off with a totally factual retelling of Thanksgiving, then dive into life (and death) before antibiotics — when losing a tooth could mean losing your brain.

Tom unveils his plan to hit 3% body fat “just to feel something”, Christina confesses her papier-mâché addiction, and they dissect the seeming reincarnation of everyone’s favorite tweaked out double agent asking cops, “What’s your serial number?”

Add in J. Lo’s silent treatment to her bus driver, a Barbie with diabetes, and a guy who physically can’t eat a pickle — and you’ve got a classic hour and some change of unhinged YMH magic.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 836

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:45 - A Stinky History Lesson

00:08:06 - Opening Clip: What's Your Serial Number?

00:15:49 - FedSmoker Jr

00:20:46 - A Quick Lipshits Plug

00:21:46 - Clip: Cool Neighbor Lady

00:25:48 - Tom’s 3% Body Fat Plan

00:32:15 - Vial & Disgusting Fat Guy

00:38:25 - Christine's Craft Hoarding Intervention

00:43:33 - Piss Break & Diabetes Barbie

00:47:28 - Jennifer Lopez

00:58:35 - Clip: Master Of Clits

01:02:13 - Clip: Afraid Of Pickles

01:06:42 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:12:15 - Clip: Ryan Wants To Be Recognized

01:13:12 - Wyatt Buhl

01:18:00 - Closing Song -"White Girl (With A Fat Ass)" by Odd-Track Numbers

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