Fewer vs less, fund raising, $$ dogs, living forever, and hair color gone wrong Songs in this episode: Finale music from “Citizen Kane” (1939) “Fields of Gold” (instrumental version) Sting (1993) “Down by the Lazy River” The Osmonds (1971) Clip from “Alan Osmond” tribute (ABC) “One Bad Apple” The Osmonds …
2 May 2026, 1:38 am
52 minutes 12 seconds
Personality Tests Are Kinda Bullsh*t
“Anti-stalking” … Mount Everest … German U-Boats … personality tests … and, THANK YOU to ALL of our listeners who support us!!! ❤ Songs in this episode: “Hey There, Lonely Girl” Eddie Holman (1969) “The Wayward Wind” Gogi Grant (1956) “A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock and Roll” …
23 April 2026, 4:49 pm
52 minutes 4 seconds
What A Stupid Script
A lil bit of politics, some media talk, No Kings signs, humor and death, angry fashion models, Cracker Barrel dining, canceling your phone plan. Songs in this episode: “Jessica” The Allman Brothers Band (1973) Excerpt from the motion picture “Interiors” (1978) Excerpt from the motion picture “The World According to Garp” …
4 April 2026, 4:14 pm
51 minutes 14 seconds
Hey, That’s Not Me
Big City Dick, Karate class, ego tipping, echo mics, price gouging, inaccurate film credits, digging up pets. Songs in this episode: “The Midnight Rider” Instrumental (YouTube) Clips from Robert Muelleur Tribute (YouTube) Theme from “Walker, Texas Ranger” Excerpt from the motion picture “The Delta Force” (1986) Excerpt from the TV …
25 March 2026, 6:36 pm
51 minutes 9 seconds
Fat Assman and Lisa Pizza
Nicknames, The Mandela Effect, Marv-The-Great, eyebrow maintenance, Westerns, fake applause, Girl Scout cookies, and. what is YOUR Rosebud moment? Songs in this episode: “Money” Pink Floyd (1971) as performed by the Vitamin String Quartet Clip from World Series Game 7 (1960) Yo uTube “Like a Virgin” Madonna (1984) “True Colors” …
25 February 2026, 6:40 pm
55 minutes 11 seconds
I Need A Net
Speed skating, buns of steel, audio descriptions, bloating, and wearing layers of underpants.
8 February 2026, 10:17 pm
53 minutes 59 seconds
I Remember Kissing a Lot of People
Lisa thinks the newest Golden Globes podcast award category is just dumb. Public bathrooms that disguise the noises you make. And a listener submitted joke – thanks Ty! Songs in this episode: “Cissy Strut” The Meters (1964) “Chattahoochee” Alan Jackson (1992) “A Bridge That Won’t Burn” Conway Twitty (1980) Scott Adams …
22 January 2026, 1:02 am
54 minutes 47 seconds
Oops, I Said the F-Word
The F-word, sex kittens, double word songs, bad houseguests and serial killers. Songs in this episode: “Funky Drummer” James Brown (1970) “How Do I Get There?” Don Bryant (2020) “99 Pounds” Ann Peebles (1971) “Trouble, Heartache, Sadness” Ann Peebles (1971) “I Can’t Stand the Rain” Ann Peebles/Don Bryant (1973) Clips …
6 January 2026, 7:20 pm
53 minutes 30 seconds
Reckless Secret Spiller
Women in sports, talking slow, upcut commercials, sharing secrets, Golden Globes, podcast nominations. Songs in this episode: “The Popcorn” James Brown (1969) “Green Onions” Booker T. and the MG’s (1962) “Soul Man” Sam and Dave (1969) “Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay” Otis Redding (1968) “In the Midnight Hour” …
15 December 2025, 2:04 am
52 minutes 54 seconds
Let’s Pause
Fake names, musical hot potato, gongs, dirty songs, Tarzan, and being overly dramatic. Songs in this episode: “The Happy Wanderer” Whistlin’ Jack Smith (1967) Theme from the TV show “Wagon Train (1960) “Whispering” Whispering Jack Smith (1928) “You Can Get it if You Really Want” Jimmy Cliff (1972) “The Harder …
2 December 2025, 1:07 am
45 minutes 13 seconds
The Bar Is Quite Low
Pat and Lisa talk about leaf piles, short men, nose whistles, humming, and smoking. Songs in this episode: “Jessica” The Allman Brothers Band (1973) “Autumn Leaves” Nat King Cole (1955) “Secret Agent Man” Johnny Rivers (1966) Dick Cheney obit (NBC News) “Secret Garden” Bruce Springsteen (1995) Clip from the motion …