Life goes on. It does. But you probably won’t make it passed 100. When Pat was a kid, he learned how do karate from a book. Pat has never really wanted to be a member of a men’s club, but joined one a long time ago for a VERY good …

Pat’s aura is cracked, and there is nothing he can do about it. And he also got called “Old Timer”. Lisa piles on and asks Pat why he only has a couple of female character voices that he uses. Pat thinks if a marriage doesn’t last very long, you should …

Right? Pat gives a lovely tribute to Seattle’s Tony Ventrella. Lisa shares her favorite Halloween clip from the old show “The Brady Bunch”. Lisa shares how her latest coffee/video call date went. (Hint: Another one down the drain.) And Pat tells a chicken joke. (And it ain’t crossin’ the road…) …

Pat & Lisa are whining about money again. Pat talks about how much Mitzi Gaynor on the album cover of South Pacific turned him on as a boy.  Can you guess how long the shortest marriage on record lasted? Lisa had an unpleasant encounter with a Trump supporter. Lisa explains …

Lisa sends Pat a birthday pie. Lisa has a surprise for Pat during this podcast. This upcoming election is creating a LOT of anxiety. Pat has issues in the shower. Laughter padding is a thing. Songs in this episode: “Peter Gunn Theme” Henry Mancini (1958) “Me and Bobby McGee” Janis …

Lisa says a tearful goodbye to her sweet dog Quince. Pat is still obsessed with a teenage crush and has recently had a friend of his come across her again, and is very scared that he might have to talk to her. Did your parents have cute little words for …

Pat recalls his awkward encounter with Richard Simmons. Lisa is mad at Pat for scaring her by missing an appointment and not calling her. Lisa decides to be the pronunciation sheriff. It’s Lisa’s birthday, and she is annoyed with birthday greetings from the places she does business with – it’s …

Lisa has a great appreciation for the person who invented the coffee maker upgrade. Pat and Lisa discuss the largest animal they could beat in a fight. Lisa’s dog embarrasses her in front of company. “Thanks a lot Quince!” Songs in this episode: “Dueling Tubas” Martin Mull (1973) “Black Coffee” …

The last of Pat’s childhood is gone. 😭 And MOHAI is presenting a special exhibit of the Seattle classic show “Almost Live”. Lisa is paying a fortune to have a wasp guy come by to do a yellow jacket nest removal from her birdhouse. What do YOU do with the …

Pat has a very upsetting experience with Best Buy. Lisa is flustered by what it REALLY means when men say they want to date a “woman who has a sense of humor”. Songs in this episode: “In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida” Iron Butterfly (1968) Excerpt from the motion picture “The Grapes of Wrath” (1940) …

Lisa notices a lot of songs by male artist’s that have just the name of a woman as the title, but not so many songs with just a man’s name by women. Pat introduces a new segment to the podcast called “What Were They Thinking Song of The Week”. Lisa …