Monday Morning Podcast

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<p>Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati. </p>

  • 52 minutes 14 seconds
    Files, L.A. Rain, Hurling | Monday Morning Podcast 2-16-26

    Bill rambles about the Files, L.A. Rain, and Hurling.

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    17 February 2026, 6:05 pm
  • 1 hour 50 minutes
    Island Politics, Meaning of Life, Gibberish | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-12-26

    Bill rambles about island level politics, the meaning of life, and gibberish.

    (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
    (33:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-12-18 -  Bill rambles with comedian Kevin Shea.

    Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Dave Matthews Band - Lie in Our Graves (Portugal 5-25-07)

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    12 February 2026, 8:22 pm
  • 55 minutes 22 seconds
    Super Bowl, The Bay Area, Birds | Monday Morning Podcast 2-9-26

    Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, the Bay Area, and birds.

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    9 February 2026, 9:01 pm
  • 2 hours 16 minutes
    The Game, Dean's Birthday, Beer Scam | The Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-6-26

    Bill rambles about not going to the game, drumming at Dean's Birthday Show, and the Seahawks stadium beer scam.

    (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

    (29:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-5-18 - Bill rambles about Eagles historic win, man titted c-notes, and F1.

    (01:37:48) - Anything Better Podcast Super Bowl Preview - The Super Bowl is here!  Bill and Paul make their picks and wrap up the season.

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    6 February 2026, 9:15 pm
  • 1 hour 5 seconds
    Spiritual Whores, Birds, Cleo's Legacy | Monday Morning Podcast 2-2-26

    Bill rambles about spiritual whores, his top five birds, and Cleo's legay.

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    2 February 2026, 7:38 pm
  • 1 hour 52 minutes
    NFL Hall of Fame, Live Sports, Childhood Music | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-29-26

    Bill rambles about the NFL Hall of Fame, live sporting events, and childhood music.

    (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

    (31:46) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-29-18 - Bill rambles with comedian Todd Rexx.

    30 January 2026, 6:07 pm
  • 1 hour 13 seconds
    the Patriots, Old School MTV, Drug Names | Monday Morning Podcast 1-26-26

    Bill rambles about the Patriots, old school MTV, and drug names.

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    26 January 2026, 7:16 pm
  • 2 hours 16 minutes
    Garage Doors, Rulers, The Future | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-22-26

    Bill rambles about his garage door, the rulers, and the future.

    (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

    (30:13) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-22-18 - Bill rambles about the Patriots, kids, and self preservation.

    (01:42:08) - Anything Better NFL Championship Preview  - Only three games left!  Bill and Paul go into Championship weekend having gone 3-4 a piece during the divisional games.  

    23 January 2026, 6:43 pm
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    the Playoffs, Life Insurance, Being An Executor | Monday Morning Podcast 1-19-26

    Bill rambles about the playoffs, woman getting life insurance, and being the executor of a trust.

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    19 January 2026, 6:43 pm
  • 2 hours 24 minutes
    Flightless Birds, New Music, Breath Work | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-15-26

    Bill rambles about flightless birds, new music, and breathwork.

    (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

    (29:51) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - Bill rambles about the Mall Of America, quarterback names, and ex wives.

    (01:30:39) - Anything Better Divisional Playoff Preview - Bill and Paul both went 5-1 on Wild Card Weekend.  They talk about this week's Divisional Rounds, and more appropriately named teams.

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    15 January 2026, 9:58 pm
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    The Hockey Show, Playoffs, Charities | Monday Morning Podcast 1-12-26

    Bill rambles about writing the hockey show, playoffs, and charities.

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    12 January 2026, 6:53 pm
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