• 37 minutes 6 seconds
    March 14, 2022 #GoRailhawks

    Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris are back for the 2022 season. Shots are fired. Jokes are worn out. But always #GoRailhawks

    GO HERE AND HELP THE BEST BALLARD https://crowdfunder.co.uk/p/ukrainian-refugees—welcome-fund

    15 March 2022, 2:47 am
  • 28 minutes 11 seconds
    November 14, 2021 #2TeamsNoCup

    Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris are back to predict the NWSL and MLS playoffs

    Make your predictions using #2TeamsNoCup

    15 November 2021, 4:35 am
  • 37 minutes 42 seconds
    August 22, 2021 #sinseriously

    Brian, Mark and Hank are joined again by Collin to discuss the NSWL, “Oasis or Mirage”, gargoyles and Collin creates a new word. Play along using that word #sinseriously

    24 August 2021, 5:04 am
  • 33 minutes 42 seconds
    August 15, 2021 #NoShitHank

    Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris are joined by Colin Mackenzie, otherwise known as @DCUMack to discuss the NWSL, Hank’s day drinking and we watch Colin slowly die in real time as DC United lose to Nashville while we record! Play along with #NoShitHank

    17 August 2021, 1:43 am
  • 32 minutes 7 seconds
    August 10, 2021 #HankInACan

    Brian, Mark and Chris are joined by a stuttering image of Hank in his car as he drives home from work. They talk NWSL, DC United (FINALLY), NYCFC, SuperLiga, and mules. Say more than Hank did using #HankInACan

    #damnnearkilledhim

    11 August 2021, 4:28 am
  • 36 minutes 55 seconds
    August 2, 2021 #HappyBallacheBellend

    Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris catch up on the NWSL and discuss the recent US Women’s and Men’s results. Celebrate Chris’s birthday using #HappyBallacheBellend

    4 August 2021, 3:19 am
  • 29 minutes 55 seconds
    July 20, 2021 #EvanReamEatsSac

    Brian, Mark and Hank talk NWSL, Atlanta’s coaching conundrum, Venezia’s spending spree, Bull Durham and more.

    Join us using #EvanReamEatsSac

    21 July 2021, 5:48 am
  • 35 minutes 44 seconds
    July 5, 2021 #AlmostBellend

    Brian, Hank and Chris watch a driving Mark go 110 mph to New Mexico while they discuss NWSL, Timber Joey ripoffs, and find Ballard’s Oasis references to win a prize! Join us using #AlmostBellend

    6 July 2021, 5:10 am
  • 31 minutes 39 seconds
    June 1, 2021 #48Balls

    Brian, Mark, Chris and Hank are back after to catch you up on the NWSL, talk Miami’s “punishment”, plastic jerseys and white girl fonts. Join us using #48Balls

    2 June 2021, 5:28 am
  • 21 minutes 34 seconds
    May 18, 2021 #PartsIsParts

    Brian and Hank help a road tripping Mark navigate the highways and discuss NWSL week 1, MLS week 5, The Crew, Whataburger, Voltron, Caddyshack and so much more. Play along with #PartsIsParts

    19 May 2021, 3:56 am
  • 27 minutes 17 seconds
    May 11, 2021

    Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris and joined by one of their three fans, Tyler Doyle, to discuss the NWSL Challenge Cup, awfulness in Ohio and Selena. Join us using #Matchbox475

    “Ladies First” wraps up the Challenge Cup

    1. The LA Galaxy won “El Traffic” and Chicharito scored again. Galaxy will win MLS Cup, true of false?
    2. Columbus has rebranded and dropped “The Crew”. Rate this from current Chicago Fire to New England Revs.
    3, Sticking with awfulness in Ohio, FC Cincinnati signed Geoff Cameron. Does anyone care?
    4. Does Adrian Heath get fired this week?
    5. Chris Wondolowski scored vs Real Salt lake this week. He plays until +/- 48.
    6. Pick your game of the week.

    12 May 2021, 1:45 am
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