Ok. I know what you're thinking. "Why is this idiot posting pictures of weird-looking cassette players? Those were played out almost two decades ago. Psshhhh...loser."
Take it easy, people. This is not a cassette player, in case you seemed to miss the post title (which you should click on to sign up for, btw). This is an mp3 player. I know mp3 players are a little outdated since the iPod and Zune have taken over, but this would be a cool thing to rock, right? People ask me stupid questions about my Nooka watch all the time...for an example: "Is that a radio? Is that a satellite? Is that a TV? Is that an mp3 player?" NO. But it's cool looking, huh? The moral of the story is: SIGN UP FOR JACKTHREADS.COM BECAUSE THEY'RE DOPE.

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I know, I know. I've been slacking again. I'm "supposed" to post daily and all that, but I've been pretty busy lately. In addition, people have been slacking on interviews. Either that, or I didn't like their music too much. Anyways, If you're a handsome boy such as myself, then you should invest in one of these sweaters and join the elite. I would myself, but it's too hot where I live. I have to stick to tees, and MAYBE a long-sleeve shirt every now and then, smh. Click on the title link and find yourself at the front doorstep of where you can sign up right now.

Oh yes. There were some hit and miss articles of clothing/accessories on the site this week, but these are dope. And unless you're a complete moron, you have to be aware that winter is rapidly approaching. So why not keep that noggin warm in style? Huh huh huh? Seriously though, they have a vintage collection on the site (like the LA Kings o.O), so hurry up and get 'em before they sell out. And they sell out quick, please believe. Sign up today by clicking the post title!

Ok. I know I've been slackin and all that. Things have been a little busy lately. But it's cool though, I only have a few readers anyway lol. That will change soon. Anyway, to somewhat redeem myself, here is my new favorite video. Until I find one tomorrow, that is...

Oh yes. Another day, another clothing company to start paying attention to. Sprayground is pretty smooth with this bag, looking like an official USPS parcel and what not until you examine a little closer. Jackthreads.com stays with the exclusive sales, so make sure you go ahead and sign up today for exclusive gear. Be fresh for less, lol. I think that's how their saying goes, anyway. Click the post link for some more deals now!

I know I've been slackin, but this is hilarious!!!
5 People Who Are Way Too Good At Crappy Jobs -- powered by Cracked.com

There were other color schemes on there, but this one happened to be my personal favorite. These JED Clothing shirts are on sale for $29.99 right now (retail: $78). Click on the post title in order to sign up today and catch more great deals such as these! And to stay fresh, of course.

You gotta be kiddin me, right? Smfh. No shame, I tell you. Oh yeah, and that's the way the video title was on WSHH, before someone bashes me for grammar.