This week’s episode is sort of like a perpetual stew: it’s got a few classic ingredients like cursed movie-related foods, and some newer things, too - like that goat cheese dip everyone likes, a crowdsurfing tides plan, and a phone that keeps playing Vengabus of its own accord.

Suggested Talking Points: Perpetual Stu, ADHD in remission, Uppies Vortex, PallEllen, Gimme That Gambit Goo, Assemble Sauce

Native American Aid: https://nativepartnership.org/naa/

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This week we’re figuring out how to import ghosts, how to make the most cursed wings imaginable, and how to visually distinguish famous poisoners from run-of-the-mill victorians. Gather your best 60-70 disciples and join us, won’t you?

Suggested Talking Points: The Exact Number of Mommies as Promised, Loose Schwarma, Damn These Foul Jellies, A Medium’s Dozen, Nice Try, Moriarty, Buffalo Wing Textural Experience, Too Slow Savvy?

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Dear podcast diary,
At least one of us is using this medium as a place to put all our feelings and thoughts about everything, like Kid Rock's new terrible songs, useless but impressive sports skills, and our favorite puppets. But that doesn't mean we know what episode number this is! 
Love you like a sister!

Suggested talking points: Detroit Shlock Shitty, Can't Suck Up Front, My Son, The Sock Puppet, The Lola Bunny Donut Can't Be Real

Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

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We’ve got company coming over to talk about pizza mascots, so it’s super important we get everything done TONIGHT. We gotta fit it all in: figuring out why Pitbull never got into crypto, special pumpkin carving projects, and crafting home-spun armor.

Suggested Talking Points: Pitbull Worldwide, Esq., I’m An Actual Dog, Store is Square Space, Crocheted Crotch Guard

Jordan Keyes: https://www.youtube.com/@itskeyes

Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

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Today we’ll be your Funcierge, here to guide you through our entertainment show experience! It’s not quite a game show, but we do have a number of thrilling challenges for you to enjoy, like playing big connect four, trying to explain what you do for a living to strangers, and naming literally any historical event at all!

Suggested Talking Points: World Record in Elephant Toothpaste, YouTuber Ocean’s Eleven, One-Man Couples Costume, Thirty Travises or One Thirty-Times Travis

Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

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We’re finally transforming from Talk-Boys into Talk MEN! That means we can finally get ads from the downstairs razor company and answer all your questions about big boy topics! Like pissing yourself in a race car, counting eggs, and the classic movie monster Lil’ Pinhead.

Suggested talking points: Quantum Mandela, We're Not a Chess Family, I'm Not as Egg-Resistant as Gaston, It's Always Mouth Stuff with Griffin, Unlicensed Scaring

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Here on MBMBaM we’re always looking for little ways to improve your life, like shot-putting children, building castles on steak, or easily acquiring a lifetime supply of money. Also this episode is our living will, so note that down.

Suggested talking points: Lick the Walls You Dirty Dogs, The Big Sticky Mess ™, I Wanna Trunch, Adults Are Off Nuggs

Midwest Food Bank: https://midwestfoodbank.org/disaster-relief/

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It’s time we started taking things seriously over here, which is why we’re digging into hard-hitting topics like using restaurants as banks, the dangers of complimenting someone’s pizza oven, and Griffin’s unexpected retirement from elite sports. We’re also bringing a brand new innovation to fashion: a t-shirt that looks like a guy wearing a t-shirt.

Suggested talking points: Love-Based Fantasy Violence, BW3s is a Temple, Crepes Pizza, The Best Stinkiest Leaves, Eiffel of Tears, Not Gonna Make You Let Me Feel Bad

Midwest Food Bank: https://midwestfoodbank.org/disaster-relief/

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Worried about staying up on all the hot trends this Fall? We’ve got you covered! This year it’s all about Italian spice lattes, watching the latest sexy hockey rom-com starring Martha Stewart, footprints in the sand metaphors, and collecting all the rare saxophone variants!

Suggested talking points: Outsider Trading, Biggs-ing it Up, Richard Drive-Us, Sax The Energy, Bible Beach Episode

Midwest Food Bank: https://midwestfoodbank.org/disaster-relief/

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We’re bringing some real sleepover energy, so kick up your feet and join us as we discuss: what’s your favorite dinosaur? Who’s the most Griffin-looking muppet? And what would you rather get in a Burger King meal, Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Goku, or a paper crown that actually fits your head?

Suggested talking points: Aesop’s Power Rankings, Elite Pokemon Series for Only Grandpas, 20 Pictures of Lew Zealand, Cool Cars to Drive Away In, Old Lizard History, Munch Your Body, Over 9000 Nuggets

Midwest Food Bank: https://midwestfoodbank.org/disaster-relief/

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Take it from us, some dads – sometimes you need Dad Topics at the ready. If you ever encounter a Dad Conversation in the wild, try talking about fried pies, or the latest superhero-adjacent prestige television drama! If all else fails, you can always fall back on legally distinct tequilas.

Suggested talking points: Sometimes Magic is Stinky, Friday Night Lights Nights, Plato's Dong Shot, The Competence Divot

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