My Brother, My Brother And Me

The McElroys

Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.

  • 51 minutes 57 seconds
    MBMBaM 793: Fruit of the Loam

    Glasses off! We're getting really serious about mystery underwear, the latest in celebrity feuds that we absolutely have a stake in, and being super duper weird about jellybeans.

    Suggested talking points: Underwear Salvage Secrets, Pent-Up Product Love, Three Folksy Guys, Walton Goggins Grinch Goggle Glasses

    Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

    15 December 2025, 5:00 pm
  • 51 minutes 25 seconds
    MBMBaM 792: They're Not Drunk, They're Just Fighting

    Today’s episode is presented and hosted by three felt chicken wings named Justim, Navis, and Groffin. If you’re not into fuzzy food, they’ve also brought a variety of ways to yeet skeets, faux time-travel schemes, and Shakespeare’s suspiciously-named children. Something for everyone!

    Suggested talking points: My Son Excelisinor, Internal ComFUNstion Engine, Pop In a Bud, Cursing Santa is the Chase Ornament

    Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

    8 December 2025, 5:00 pm
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    MBMBaM 791: A Safe Space to Hurt Travis's Feelings

    We've got all the headlines from Ozmopolitan Magazine! Someone you trust says Bigfoot is real! What should be on your life list? And where can you buy grown-up toothbrushes that sing to you? It's all the news you can use when you need to go out and touch Oz.

    Suggested talking points: Nature Pervert, Vampire Town is Real, Cones Around Cones, Defying Cavity, Sip the Wicked Giblets

    Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

    1 December 2025, 5:00 pm
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    MBMBaM 790: Face 2 Face: Frogspotting

    Welcome to our favorite podcast, LIVE from the Tobin Center in San Antonio, TX. It’s Me, My Husband, and My Sister, His Wife, a podcast where we sit in a Chilli’s and do a Chopped-style challenge using ingredients like tissue replacements, taco time knuckle tattoos, and questionable investment opportunities.

    Suggested talking points: Sick Kid Store, Ice Wind Quest Guy, Bring Hot into Your Life, Raw Mom Energy, I Turn Trash into Jokes

    Native American Aid: https://nativepartnership.org/naa/

    24 November 2025, 5:00 pm
  • 57 minutes 14 seconds
    MBMBaM 789: Meditations on Bean

    ALERT! The Man vs Baby watch you’ve been waiting for with bated breath is here at last! Come for the elevated Bean experience, stay for the code chodes, the pies you’ll never get to try, and maybe even some sneaky free lasik.

    Suggested talking points: Bohiminy Rhapsidy, Mr. Beauty, Justin McElroy Spider Grabber, Pie Can Be Anyfuck, Chicken Tontine, 99 Lasiks, Get Your Beast Wet

    Native American Aid: https://nativepartnership.org/naa/

    17 November 2025, 5:00 pm
  • 54 minutes 5 seconds
    MBMBaM 788: Blame It On the Full Beaver Supermoon

    If we're a little bit off this week, it's not because our therapist is a vampire or that our favorite Krispy Kreme donut was retired. It's because of a big round orb in the sky that's slightly closer than usual . . . and also because our cat pissed on all our capes.

    Suggested talking points: Derrick Saving Time, Too Much Dad Gusto, Mez Me Bro, 16 Permanent Doughboys

    Native American Aid: https://nativepartnership.org/naa/

    10 November 2025, 5:00 pm
  • 58 minutes 33 seconds
    MBMBaM 787: Man Vs Kramer Vs Wild Vs Predator

    SHOW US YOUR DRAWERS! Do you keep your knives and your butter knives together, throwing caution to the wind? Maybe there's bees in there, in the guise of a baby? Or some seasonal coffee that's only 23 years out of date?

    Suggested talking points: So Tired of Verse-ing, 30 Burger King Commercials Looped, Fork Fencing, Ass Up, Blade Down, Peter Remnolds' Predatory Practices, I'm Trying to Smell What the Rock is Cooking

    Native American Aid: https://nativepartnership.org/naa/

    3 November 2025, 5:00 pm
  • 57 minutes 31 seconds
    MBMBaM 786: Flatman

    After almost 800 episodes we finally make the big reveal that this has actually been a yo-yo-ing podcast the entire time. We talk in-depth about these orbs and demonstrate neat tricks like the Batman Punch, The Cilantro Grab, and the Crayon Saturn.

    Suggested talking points: Realtime Youtube Metrics, Let Me Finish Turning on Our Religious Upbringing, Armed Farm Guards, Upside-down Apple, Crying at the Wendy's Drive-Thru

    Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/

    27 October 2025, 4:00 pm
  • 1 hour 23 minutes
    MBMBaM 785: Face 2 Face: Freelance Body Inspector

    Live from Salt Lake City, we’re here to turn Justin’s worst day into the best day ever with the beautiful Kingsbury Hall and some great advice about how to rebrand your grandmas, amusing your bouche, and art heists.

    Suggested talking points: Recreational Poisoning,  Neighbor Cuck Dog, My Christmas Is Inside You, Unaccompanied Crustacean, The Great Peabo

    Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/

    20 October 2025, 4:00 pm
  • 55 minutes 29 seconds
    MBMBaM 784: Can You Escape Hatred Cove?

    Fall is in the air, and that means risking our lives for pumpkins and locking up apples in boxes until they turn into iPhones. But it also means a very special report on a certain actor’s illustrious career, from Jumanji to Moana.

    Suggested talking points: Petey Pupper Puller, Pumpkin Martyr, McConaughey Trademarked Filler Words, Lewd Stitch Memorabilia, Why Are You Doing a Whole Salad About It

    Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/

    13 October 2025, 4:00 pm
  • 54 minutes 28 seconds
    MBMBaM 783: Spidey Spaghetti

    We here at MBMBaM strive to be on the cutting edge of culture, and this week we're breaking out all the stops. We've got everything from rare Dirty-era Christina Aguilera collectible ducks, innovations in the novelty popsicle industry, and a brave and bold new concept in brand eating: dipping chicken tenders in sauces. But before we dig in, we have to ask... do YOU like Wendy's?

    Suggested talking points: Every Bear a Citizen, Tank Town For Kids, Burner Ducks, The Episode the Music Died

    Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/

    6 October 2025, 4:00 pm
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