Here on MBMBaM we’re always looking for little ways to improve your life, like shot-putting children, building castles on steak, or easily acquiring a lifetime supply of money. Also this episode is our living will, so note that down.

Suggested talking points: Lick the Walls You Dirty Dogs, The Big Sticky Mess ™, I Wanna Trunch, Adults Are Off Nuggs

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It’s time we started taking things seriously over here, which is why we’re digging into hard-hitting topics like using restaurants as banks, the dangers of complimenting someone’s pizza oven, and Griffin’s unexpected retirement from elite sports. We’re also bringing a brand new innovation to fashion: a t-shirt that looks like a guy wearing a t-shirt.

Suggested talking points: Love-Based Fantasy Violence, BW3s is a Temple, Crepes Pizza, The Best Stinkiest Leaves, Eiffel of Tears, Not Gonna Make You Let Me Feel Bad

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Worried about staying up on all the hot trends this Fall? We’ve got you covered! This year it’s all about Italian spice lattes, watching the latest sexy hockey rom-com starring Martha Stewart, footprints in the sand metaphors, and collecting all the rare saxophone variants!

Suggested talking points: Outsider Trading, Biggs-ing it Up, Richard Drive-Us, Sax The Energy, Bible Beach Episode

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We’re bringing some real sleepover energy, so kick up your feet and join us as we discuss: what’s your favorite dinosaur? Who’s the most Griffin-looking muppet? And what would you rather get in a Burger King meal, Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Goku, or a paper crown that actually fits your head?

Suggested talking points: Aesop’s Power Rankings, Elite Pokemon Series for Only Grandpas, 20 Pictures of Lew Zealand, Cool Cars to Drive Away In, Old Lizard History, Munch Your Body, Over 9000 Nuggets

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Take it from us, some dads – sometimes you need Dad Topics at the ready. If you ever encounter a Dad Conversation in the wild, try talking about fried pies, or the latest superhero-adjacent prestige television drama! If all else fails, you can always fall back on legally distinct tequilas.

Suggested talking points: Sometimes Magic is Stinky, Friday Night Lights Nights, Plato's Dong Shot, The Competence Divot

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The spooky season creep is upon us and and to get into the spirit of it all, we’re opening our very own temporary store! We’ve got all kinds of stuff that will help with exorcisms, like shoes that turn into socks, a Lacey Chabert Mobile, and shareholder blind bags.

Suggested talking points: A Cooler Executive, The Bad Boys of Mall Gifts, Looks Like a Sock, Eats Like a Shoe, Too Weak for the King

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Don't close the door on us, we have exactly what you need! We've got pre-discussed hand gestures, oddly specific online courses, breakfast shakes no one wanted, and an abundance of TV show pitches. How many? One, two, three, four, five . . . seventy-six. You need seventy-six of them, right?

Suggested talking points: Point Down if the Devil is Coming, Poppin' on the 'Cock, Grocery Store Guidance, Justin's Blackmail Jar, This Really Munches My Squad

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Psst. Hey. Listen, we have a trade to offer you. We’ll give you phone holsters, no-holds-barred flavor, and more hot takes on Dr. Doom. All you gotta do is tell us where to find the couch dump.

Suggested talking points: Space Debtor's Prison, Dog Mayor of Buffalo Wild Wings, Unexpected Sensory Experience, Travis the Witness, The Mutineer, the Surrogate

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Backpacks are out this year, but we know what’s in! Strap a belt around your books, tote your coffee in a dainty forty-eight ounce bucket, and move yourself around the office in a gamer chair shaped like Shaq. If all else fails, just have an otter carry your stuff around for you.

Suggested talking points: Polish Papa's Apples Today, Symbiotic Chair Relationship, High Risk Low Reward, A Race Against Thermodynamics, Watch it Goosh if it Gooshes

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The brothers are BACK, baby! All of them, even the ones you forgot about! They've been de-aged and are making out with mystical artifacts in order to bring you the best advice about grumpy owls, small-b bbq, and Big Brother Time-Travel Lore.

Suggested talking points: Straight to Kevin, I Am Root, I Don’t Question That BB-tonium Exists, Swollen with Vienna Sausages, Staging with Heart

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Our Sound Boy will get right on it to turn up the summer hits you love! Everyone wants to hear about dishwasher repair cosplayers, financial scams from the proto-Riddler, audio descriptions of popcorn gifs, and the fan favorite, How Big Is Your Toilet, How Little is Your Lamp?

Suggested talking points: What I Like Best About Your Undercarriage, Griffin's Secret Texas Money, Snacking on the Main Character, Cherry is the Crab Legs of Fruit, Sauce Apology

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