You've tuned in, you've locked in, now synchronicity will abound! In a completely unforeseeable turn of events an evil old man with a rotten soul died. Join us as we somberly process our complex feelings on the matter.

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Welcome back, sweet angels! We're nearly shrew-free and change bucketful, as requested! In the meantime, here's some more hot takes on Christianity (did you know they took the blood out of a guy and put it in a cup?).

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Matt McCusker, incredibly funny comic and co-host of Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast, re-joins the DTFH!

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Bobby Kelly, you know him from Louie, you know him from O&A, and he's deep, spiritual madman, joins the DTFH!

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Hey this is kind of out of nowhere, but comedian and friend of the Family Johnny Pemberton is going to be in Madison, WI at Comedy on State from July 9-11. Click here to get tickets!

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Ready your undergunt! We're about to explain why your grandmother was catastrophically, diabolically wrong!

Nashville family! Duncan is coming this week! He'll be at Zanies Comedy Night Club, June 25 & 26. Click here to get your tickets now!

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How broad of a consensus binds your reality? Hop into Duncan's No-Clothes Time Machine (mandatory) and let's discuss!

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Snap out of your gloomy desperation! The world is beautiful. The mysterious sonic weapon we've deployed in Venezuela that makes people vomit to death is beautiful! Not that we know what it is.

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RamDev (AKA Dale Borglum), contemporary of Ram Dass and founder of the Living/Dying Project, re-joins the DTFH!

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Sweet, beautiful children of light and DARPA hypnosis, is something funny going on? Is something off? Data vertigo? Cognitive overload? We discuss it!

Check out Duncan and Kurt Metzger's new podcast, The Mystery Boys, now available on YMH!

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Kurt Metzger, Duncan's fellow Mystery Boy and one of the most important minds of all time, re-joins the DTFH!

Check out Duncan and Kurt's new podcast, Mystery Boys, debuting next Thursday (May 21) on YMH Studios!

San Diego family! Duncan is coming to The Comedy Store in La Jolla, CA, May 15-17. Click here to get your tickets now. Two shows sold out, but you can still see him on Saturday and Sunday!

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