Spilled Milk
Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton
Every week on Spilled Milk, writers/comedians Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton start with a food-related topic, from apples to winter squash, and run with it as far as they can go—and, regrettably, sometimes further.
- 25 minutes 59 secondsEpisode 734: Rice Krispie Treats
Today we ask How a Rice Krispie Treat is like a glue gun? and What does LCM stand for? as we taste chewy, crispy congealed goop. We avoid kissing our moms as we learn about cereal sculpting and what the ancients ate before we taste a divisive potato chip. Feel the Fizz of this Snapple Crack!
Rice Krispie Treats official recipe
Smitten Kitchen Salted Brown Butter Crispy Treats.
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22 January 2026, 3:00 pm - 43 minutes 17 secondsEpisode 733: Hot Sandwiches
Today we're in the mind of a sandwich but memory lane keeps yanking us back. We face our fears of odorous funk as we share our hot takes on various hot sandwiches. We're particular and peculiar as we chat hot ham, oozing cheese, Iowa Skinnies and dense, bouncy meatballs before eventually bursting into song.
Episode 154: Favorite Sandwiches
Episode 663: Breakfast sandwich
Matthew's Now but Wow - Cry for Me, Argentina: My Life as a Failed Child Star by Tamara Yajia
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15 January 2026, 3:00 pm - 40 minutes 17 secondsEpisode 732: Passionfruit
Today we're Franch and Kench and consider calling the whole thing off as we taste goo cups and seed sacks. We play a round of Rock or Gloop? before coming up with a new spin-off idea by squinting real hard. This episode has it all: etymology, biology, theology and an exclusive Drop In Addendum. Keep the Flavor Going!
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8 January 2026, 3:00 pm - 33 minutes 41 secondsEpisode 731: Flourless Chocolate Cake
Is this all just a decadent dream? Today we're watery, whipped and synonymous with sophistication as we tackle these crackly topped, flour free, confusingly textured desserts. We learn that eggs is eggs and wonder where all the adjectives are before Molly drops the ball. Stay tuned after the credits for an important addendum!
Episode 163: Birthday Cake LIVE!
The Pancake Princess cake bake-off
Alison Roman's Fallen Chocolate Cake
Matthew's Now but Wow! - Grand Crew on Peacock
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1 January 2026, 3:00 pm - 38 minutes 37 secondsEpisode 730: Lollipops
This episode is not for the faint of ears. Producer Abby would like the listeners to know that she removed SO MANY sucking sounds from this episode so you're welcome. M and M taste North America's foremost lollipop brands (straightforward candy with handles) as they endure mystery flavors, mouth abrasions and nightmare puppets. We wonder how many licks it takes to reach the end of the show and what Ozzy was thinking before learning an important lesson.
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25 December 2025, 3:00 pm - 32 minutes 10 secondsEpisode 729: Sausage Sandwiches
We start this episode like we do all our episodes, by telling you what we are NOT talking about. After that is out of the way, we learn The Sausage Sizzle, lexography and Matthew's super villain origin story. These sandwiches filled with hot beef injections bring out fiery rants, bun friction and toasting tips before we reveal our dream backstage riders.
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18 December 2025, 3:00 pm - 27 minutes 3 secondsEpisode 728: Caprese Salad
Today we're all about seasonal eats in the southern hemisphere as we slice, rip and chunk. We ask 'what's in a name?' as we taste this colorful yet suspicious salad and reminisce about our island partying days. Matthew enjoys the soup while Molly enjoys the extras as we debate the comedic nature of evil little faces.
Janet Fletcher's article about Caprese Salad
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11 December 2025, 3:00 pm - 45 minutes 46 secondsEpisode 727: Food Diary
We're the show with the WOW! now that we do what Producer Abby tells us. We're full of surprises, reveals and betrayals as we share our meals, snacks and drinks over five days in September. Sharon Stone Fruit plays a recurring guest role in this montage of meals along with Cliff bars, peach corners, Trader Joe's and overpriced bread. After a quick Quantum Leap digression we share what we learned about each other and ourselves and how we are forever changed by this experience.
smitten kitchen's double chocolate zucchini bread
Matthew's Now but Wow! - Ekiben Hitoritabi (Train Lunch Solo Journey), by Jun Hayase and Hiroshi Sakurai.
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4 December 2025, 3:00 pm - 19 minutes 38 secondsEpisode 726: Gum III: 5
Listen as we google things and use all 5 senses and 2000 parts to chew gum yet again. This time its all 5 all the time and as we edge our taste buds we wonder if we're ready for this most XTREME of gum brands. We also wonder: are kids into these? what about gamers? what does it mean to ReSpawn? In hindsight, our expectations may have been a little too high.
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27 November 2025, 3:00 pm - 33 minutes 52 secondsEpisode 725: Granita
Today we're hoarse yet velvety, smooth but rough, wet yet dry and whipped but also hand scraped as we taste granita aka chopped ice. We're the most on trend we'll ever be as we wonder if its too soon to joke about Mt. Vesuvius, debate coffee brew strength and hope to be periodically useful before our listeners demand Justice for Molly!
The Perfect Scoop by David Lebovitz
The Man Who Ate Everything by Jeffrey Steingarten
Zuni Cafe Cookbook by Judy Rodgers
NYT Magazine on August 16, 2025
Matthew's Now but Wow! - The Labyrinth House Murders by Yukito Ayatsuji
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20 November 2025, 3:00 pm - 40 minutes 23 secondsEpisode 724: Water Bottles
This is one of those episodes where we learn about ourselves and then judge Matthew. We discuss the history of re-useable water bottles, our preferences, hot takes and pleasant observations while debating glass, plastic or steel and learning about the newsie to urchin pipeline. Take it from an Elder Punk whose favorite beverage is water that this show is all about taking big swigs.
Molly's Now but Wow! - Where the Girls Were by Kate Schatz
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