- 36 minutes 24 secondsEpisode 773: Mystery Drink Pouches
You're not ready for this jelly. A couple of uninformed kangaroos ask 'what's in our pouches?' as we squeeze, spoon and dilute these mystery drinks. Once slick boxes, ice cups and Big Balls start invading mouth spigots and face holes things get explicit fast. Molly goes through something and Matthew can't stop blushing before they reveal produce confessions and visit watermelon pools.
Molly's Now But Wow: Watermelon Pool, Bonsoir Lune - translated from Korean by Frances Cha
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22 October 2026, 12:00 pm - 27 minutes 22 secondsEpisode 772: Peelable Gummies
Can you say 'sugar rush'? We are learning something new today though be warned that this episode is short, nonsensical and contains much chewing. Matthew has a manly moment and Molly gets the ick as they tackle humanity's greatest challenge: fun, gross, interactive human sack candy. These lard lumps and snot rockets give us a new business idea which, of course, means more work for Supreme Producer Abby.
Peelable Gummy Candy Tech: How Dual-Layer Molding Works LeChao Candy
We Ranked the Best Peelable Candy on Sporked by Ariana Losch
Episode 731: Flourless Chocolate Cake
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15 October 2026, 12:00 pm - 35 minutes 40 secondsEpisode 771: Naan
Today we're discussing everyone's favorite misunderstood frat bread as we're partially buried, lit and slapped. After the cameo and before the voice memo, we free flow into some bread droopings and lick the flames to remain radically present and answer the call of the mild, all for you dear LILYs.
Flatbreads & Flavors by Jeffrey Alford, Naomi Duguid
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8 October 2026, 12:00 pm - 34 minutes 14 secondsEpisode 770: Sticky Rice
Knock knock, we're sticky! Mr. Etymology drops by to follow up on last week's promise about mechanical agitation and Molly almost breaks her mic. We go beyond and inside simple gelatinous viscosity as we barely scratch the surface of the history of rice and learn 27 things about The Fast & The Furious.
Episode 486: Korean Rice Cakes / Tteok with Michelle Zauner
The BEST Way to Cook Sticky Rice - Hot Soak Method - Pailin Chongchitnant
Matthew's Now but Wow
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1 October 2026, 12:00 pm - 28 minutes 46 secondsEpisode 769: Boursin
Spread em! Today we survive a Boursin Ambush by leaning into our snooty francophile personas while tasting this creamy, crumbly spread that somehow doesn't scare Matthew... too much. After a quick tech support session we go wild for this coarse taste in a velvety paste as we dodge committee meetings, orgies and Peter Pan. wink wink.
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24 September 2026, 2:00 pm - 34 minutes 6 secondsEpisode 768: Hippie Sandwich
We're jutting out of your headphones today as we eat delicious?? sandwiches and finally answer WOTSL's email. With less sprouts than expected we spend time looking for flavor, friends and educational opportunities before learning there are no more angels in OKC. Tell your friends that we're bad actors and not bears, though we do try to live on the edge.
The Hippie Sandwich Abides by Alicia Kennedy
Hippie Food by Jonathan Kaufman
Matthew's Now but Wow! - Seyoon and Dean, Unscripted by Sujin Witherspoon
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17 September 2026, 2:00 pm - 52 minutes 8 secondsEpisode 767: Food Diary 2
Welcome to our annual Pledge Drive Episode where Memory Lane meets Whatcha Snackin'! We pull no shots as we eat like kings and horse girls while dutifully recounting our culinary intake during a typical week in June. We're hopeless, excited and poor as we eat greens in bed, red/yellow lentils and lots of ice cream. Before dropping some surprising news about Producer Abby's future, we spend the day in a car dealership and dream of invitations to fine dining establishments.
Episode 700: Crushed Red Pepper
Molly's Now but Wow! - Never Let Me Go, by Kazuo Ishiguro
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10 September 2026, 2:00 pm - 38 minutes 57 secondsEpisode 766: Shortbread
As we drown in crumbs and devour fingers, rounds and Highlanders we realize we're actually sheep in wolves clothing. Luckily, we're saved by WOTSL (Wife of The Show Laurie) who drops by to talk about butter temperature, her time in Scottish Parliament and tea preferences before we get right back to fingers. Eventually, we learn about short's progenitor, commemorative tins and ingredient ratios before a LILY strokes our egos.
Episode 467: Holiday Cookies 2: The Sequel
Episode 474: Holiday Cookies 3
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3 September 2026, 2:00 pm - 24 minutes 34 secondsEpisode 765: Pocari Sweat
Today M and M taste unnervingly white water while recounting uncomfortable memories. Naturally they solicit compliments and break into song, but before that they try these challenging yet popular electrolyte replacements and yearn for the taste of first love with a front of mouth sweetness. Sweat and piss not included but, be warned, you will get pumped.
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27 August 2026, 2:00 pm - 47 minutes 48 secondsEpisode 764: Baguette
It's on! Grab your striped shirt, beret and bike as we discuss the story of this long bread and all its price caps, regulations and thumpings. We get into the history, lore and economics of this Fantasy Bread of Equality with some steamy additions before we rock, roll and slash. But, whatever you do, don't call us Basic Baguettes!
The “French Bread” episode of The French Chefvideo on the “artisanal know-how and culture of baguette bread”
a great video from King Arthur
'How to buy bread the French way"
Matthew's Now but Wow! - How Black Music Took Over the World, by Melvin Gibbs
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20 August 2026, 2:00 pm - 34 minutes 39 secondsEpisode 763: Canned Cocktails
Today we get into the fine, the bad and the very bad as we personally eat canned cocktails. Though we wish someone else would have bought these for us and that we were on a boat or at least in the San Jose airport, we shake, stir and sip on the fast track to getting hammered. With a dash of corporate history and a crusade garnish, we discuss Ad Boys and Betty Curtains before praising Producer Abby's life choices.
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